"A pigeon, no no, an EAGLE, flew in the apartment. Landed on the stove, and CAUGHT FIRE! The baby, seeing this, jumps though the apartment, to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconceives this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talon. Meanwhile, a faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!”
Ross: A pigeon, no, wait, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught FIRE! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in it's talon. Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with WATER! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a DEATH GRIP, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!
Wouldn't it be bloody awesome if they opened the door and got drenched in water, afterwards finding a baby Emma sitting on top of a slightly singed eagle and choking it saying "You ungrateful little bastard!"
5 people had an eagle fly in their apartment and land on the stove and catch fire and jumped to the bird's aid but was grabbed in its talons while the faucet filled the apartment with water while the eagle and them were on fire swirling around the whirlpool which filled their apartment.
“A pigeon. No. No, wait, no. An eagle flew in! Landed on the stove and caught fire! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird’s aid. The eagle however misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talon. Meanwhile, a faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!”
Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a deathgrip swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment.:) Ross is fricken amazing!!! How he manage to say this with a straight face who knows???
A pigeon, no, wait, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught FIRE! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in it's talon. Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with WATER! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a DEATH GRIP, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!
a pigen no no a egeal flew in landed on the stove and caught fire, the baby seeing this jumps a cross the apartment to the mighty bird aids, the egeal how
Every time I see this I try to say Ross' line with him, because I know it by heart, but I never get the chance to finish it, because my laughter takes over!
I love Ross and Rachel. and it's not because they're a couple. somehow, every scene with these two makes me laugh so hard. the jokes the writers write for those two are always HILARIOUS.
and 1:12 - look at his face haha he looks like an evil genius .
i love how rachel depends on ross/ trusts him to break down the door lol
SwagginBieberJ 5 days ago
stop rating comments that are just quotes....my god its the lazyest thing ever
Nbsimons18 6 days ago
rachel's line is definitely not the best part of this scene. ross is what made this scene hilarious. nobody could tell it the way he did right there.
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"A pigeon, no no, an EAGLE, flew in the apartment. Landed on the stove, and CAUGHT FIRE! The baby, seeing this, jumps though the apartment, to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconceives this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talon. Meanwhile, a faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!”
"your going to be so sorry if thats true!"
lovekissbabe1 1 week ago
if the apartment was filling with water, wouldn't it leak from the bottom?
randomdude1020 4 weeks ago
the best speech Ross has EVER made
hayylee 1 month ago 13
oh man im laughing so hard ross is crazy
tease853 3 months ago
you haven't cooked since 1996.every year,sounding funnier
billmanas 4 months ago in playlist Τα αγαπημένα βίντεο του χρήστη billmanas 14
Ross would make an amazing movie announcer.
XAJanaeX 4 months ago 5
5 people bruise like a peach...
Scotttjt 4 months ago 2
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@b1i2g3j4o5e6 I hate it more when the top comment is 'dont you hate when the top 2 comments are the same thing'
shanangus 5 months ago
I would watch the movie for that story rather than twilight
nnhghghsa10 5 months ago 7
5 people are locked in a DEATH GRIP, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment.
jmeister3000 5 months ago
Rachel: Did I leave the stove on?
Ross: You haven't cooked since 1996!!
LOL I love them!! :)
ILuvTheSchmidtBros 5 months ago 3
Boy, you are gonna be sorry if that's true.
FreakyNewGuy 5 months ago
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Ross: A pigeon, no, wait, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught FIRE! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in it's talon. Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with WATER! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a DEATH GRIP, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!
DazzGalaxy 5 months ago
it's awkward when the top two comments are almost the same.
ejtholmwood 5 months ago 4
@ejtholmwood it's awkward when people write all the script... THAT WE ALREALRDY HEARD!
pini6199 5 months ago 2
@pini6199 haha that is also true.
ejtholmwood 5 months ago
You havent cooked since 1996!!
Marky1989N1 5 months ago 3
i'm in love with ross tbh. <3
RossFRIENDSRachel 6 months ago
I would, but I bruise like a peach
loufreck 6 months ago 4
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loufreck 6 months ago
"cant hold her own head up, but yeah jumped" LOL i love Ross sarcasm xDD
Nanastar2114 6 months ago
is kinda awkward when both the top comments are the same -.-
Nanastar2114 6 months ago
men your gonna be sorry if that´s true jajajajaa great imagination!
Pvcsynwa12 6 months ago
5 people obviously had that happen to them as a baby...
xjust1kelseyx 6 months ago
the writers of friends sure were a lot imaginative!!!
aanchalbhakuni 6 months ago
I totally imaginate the situation that Ross said hahahahaha
gabizinhacba 6 months ago
"Boy are you gonna' be sorry if that's true" XD
BarneysKiller00 6 months ago 6
what season and episode is this?
maggiemoomrpoo 6 months ago
best scene ever!
porthos08 6 months ago
how was he able to say all this with such a straight face!??!! this was awesome
"you haven't coocked since 1996" i was four!
"knock that door down!" "i would, but i bruise like a peach" oh ross...you dainty lilly you.
joisey10 7 months ago 3
"You haven't cooked since 1996!" Holy crap, that's the year I was born, lol!
TheHellsing3001 7 months ago 3
and then rachel lick ross balls
SupBitchezz 7 months ago
Wouldn't it be bloody awesome if they opened the door and got drenched in water, afterwards finding a baby Emma sitting on top of a slightly singed eagle and choking it saying "You ungrateful little bastard!"
TheMessiersAndromeda 7 months ago 3
ONE OF THE FUNNIEST SCENES IN ALL OF 10 YEARS OF FRIENDS :D
MrSweetlife92 7 months ago
5 people bruise like a peach.
baldyboy92 7 months ago 7
The baby jumps across the apartment to the mighty birds aid!!! hahahahahah!!!! I love ross!!!!!
mattbagl99destroyer 8 months ago 8
love hysterical Rachel
hunterofthephoenix 8 months ago
Rachel- "Boy u r gonna b sorry if dats true" :D:D
the bst part
hardyboys321 9 months ago 67
@hardyboys321 I love Ross sarcasm but when she said that I almost died! :D
xoxDARJAxox 7 months ago
"You haven't cooked since 1996 !" How is it possible ? (I never watched Friends btw. x))
lumiere2020 9 months ago 6
@lumiere2020 the show started in 1994 XD
ralinka12 9 months ago
I was literally biting my tongue through out the vid XD
theUnwingedSquirrel 9 months ago
"...and caught FIRE!" lmao
brieluvsKISS 9 months ago 7
"boy are you gonna be sorry if that's true" hahah
ourlittlefantasy 9 months ago 11
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You haven`t cook since 1996!
Lovin` it!
AN EAGLE FLEW IN!:))
xTeoGirlx 9 months ago
You haven`t cook since 1996!
Lovin` it!
xTeoGirlx 9 months ago
i actually love ross <3
NiamhBabaxxx 10 months ago
SWIRRRLING around a WHIRLPOOOOL that FILLS the APARTMENT!!! *big scary eyes* omg I die.
x0katz 10 months ago 9
5 people had an eagle fly in their apartment and land on the stove and catch fire and jumped to the bird's aid but was grabbed in its talons while the faucet filled the apartment with water while the eagle and them were on fire swirling around the whirlpool which filled their apartment.
Espeownage 10 months ago 4
I memorized this AAHHAA XD
samanthaselina 10 months ago
...'boy you're guna be sorry if thats true'
LOL!
MissSmithy01 10 months ago 3
This one and Seinfeld are the best sitcoms ever created :)
DisneyClassicsFan 10 months ago
"break that door down!"
"i would but i bruise like a peach"
this scene is so so great.
i love ross
MaryboBary3 10 months ago 3
I memorized the whole story xD
samanthaselina 11 months ago
All my friends say I should stop watching FRIENDS reruns because it's a girly show but I can't stop watching lol
Gamerboy510 11 months ago
@Gamerboy510 its not a girly show at all! its the best comedy show ever made! your friends are pretty sad!
RazzaBeeDaSilva 11 months ago 4
'boy are you gonna be sorry if that's true'.
4evawoohoo 11 months ago 3
“A pigeon. No. No, wait, no. An eagle flew in! Landed on the stove and caught fire! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird’s aid. The eagle however misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talon. Meanwhile, a faucet fills the apartment with water. Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!”
sofiasancheznavarro 11 months ago 156
@sofiasancheznavarro loveeeed it
AlwaysaGemini 10 months ago
@sofiasancheznavarro
"Boy are you gonna be sorry if thats true"
marchhippo 5 months ago 5
@sofiasancheznavarro
boy are you going to be srry if thats true hahahahahaahahahaahahaahahaha lololololoollo
awsomebluecats1 4 months ago
i wonder wat Jennifer would be like as a real mother!!
partygirl209 1 year ago 5
that's totally impossible. If the window was open, how did the apartment was flooded?
cookiedude225 1 year ago 4
@cookiedude225 Good point!
eran5005 11 months ago
Incredible. All of it.
ThaAlkaholik13 1 year ago
Incredible. All of it.
ThaAlkaholik13 1 year ago
"knock that door down.!"
"i would, but i bruise like a peach."
hahahah., love ross., :)
MSnanaii 1 year ago 4
Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a deathgrip swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment.:) Ross is fricken amazing!!! How he manage to say this with a straight face who knows???
FriendsFan281 1 year ago 3
@FriendsFan281 I am sure it took many re-takes!!! God they could make whole DVDs off their bloopers I'm sure!
LifeLoving86 1 year ago 2
Boy are you gonna be sorry if thats true :P
Antp1993 1 year ago 4
"Baby and bird, still a-blase, are locked in a DEATH-GRIP!" X''D Ross Gellar rules!
KrytenMark 1 year ago 3
Bruise like a peach hahahah <3 Ross
DeathJustice 1 year ago
Boy Are You Gonna Be Sorry If That's True :')
Both Characters are pure genious!
Chasssers 1 year ago 5
you havent cooked since 1996 :)
Mariskaah 1 year ago 5
1 of the best scenes ever.
1buttnuggets 1 year ago 3
Doesn't matter how many times I watch this I still cry with laughter!
MultiBubbles5 1 year ago 4
Rachel's reaction is FUNNY!
wildchicksonarave 1 year ago 2
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Fast date site for lonely wife *lushfmlk.info*
Dontesadad 1 year ago
5 peoples appartments were filled with water....
PPKproductions3 1 year ago
I bruise like a peach!! haha ross is the best
BrugesFan23 1 year ago 3
"I would but I bruise like a peach" HA HA HA! Frickin Ross I swear to god.
Moneymakingpants1 1 year ago 5
"Wait listen listen...a pigeon..no wait no no an EAGLE flew in!"
samsta001 1 year ago 11
i love how ross says "SWIIIIIRLing around the WHIRRLLpool thats FIIILS the apartment." hahahaha
whitecaribou23 1 year ago 7
"boy are u gonna be sorry if thats true." haha rachel
justmegan11 1 year ago 8
This is imo, one of the funniest moments in Friends! =)
Plasvi 1 year ago 2
"Boy are you gonna be sorry if thats true."
christinafophina 1 year ago 3
"You haven't cooked since 1996"
Ross is awesome
srkajol10 1 year ago 3
LOL look at Chandlers face in the start
Glitterlover100 1 year ago
Oh my god. one of the best FRIENDS scene... EVER!!!
to those 6 people who gave thumbs down... you suck!
ViolentPassions 1 year ago 2
HOW CAN 6 PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN A THUMBS DOWN?!
MsBeginnerBeauty 1 year ago
hahahah :D
ertekkiadgrinast 1 year ago
" boy your gonna be sorry if that's true" LMAO love this show soooo much
meiranisa2 1 year ago 7
I was pissing myself laughing !!
Speeddemon3 1 year ago
LOL I love this.
misskris111 1 year ago
one of the best moments!
britgrliam 1 year ago
I would but I bruise like a peach
lol
smileyfan16 1 year ago 3
I love how he said: "...act of aggression"
MetalMD7 1 year ago 5
Someone needs to create an animation of that fight scene. It will be the greatest thing ever!
Ranyx 1 year ago 2
@Ranyx omg such a gr8 idea.... u do it!!!
5illo06 1 year ago
omfg cant stop laughing at ross's story!
RottenWoman 1 year ago 3
Ross tells epic battle stories
Ten0692 1 year ago 5
I LOVE ROSS haha
and rachel :)
EmmerLove 1 year ago
How they kept straight faces during this, I'll never know
DaibloDBZ 1 year ago 4
A pigeon, no, wait, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught FIRE! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in it's talon. Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with WATER! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a DEATH GRIP, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!
love Ross so much!
iProMing 1 year ago 27
you havnt cooked since 1996 XD
TheOnePistol 1 year ago 9
Hahaha, cant lift her head up but yeh "jumped"
spotlightproductionX 1 year ago 3
Watched this episode today - Best bit EVER!
adamhannis 1 year ago 5
"baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death grip, swiiiiirling around the whiiiirlpool that fiiils the apartment!" love it :D
snowangel21111 1 year ago 18
Lmfaoo haha I love Rachel- Boy your gonna be sorry if that's true lol!!
Love friends!
JonasBrothersLove8 1 year ago 8
that was so funny;)
wearher 1 year ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nakedinmybedroom 2 years ago 6
u havent cooked since 1996.....looooooooooooooooooool
infamousda1st 2 years ago 18
Boy, you gonna be sorry if that's true.
Wiesuh 2 years ago 7
He Played so goood in friends why! Why should it end!
funnyfootballs 2 years ago 10
i bruise like a peach-my god it took me a long time to stop laughing at that part.
bruty16 2 years ago 8
Boy you're going to be sorry if that's true
ROFL
smileyfan16 2 years ago 10
LMAO that's one of the funniest scenes...I love David...such a great actor
jekatuga93 2 years ago 10
rosses story is hilarious
bt rachels answer is even more funny!
PoPcuteX 2 years ago 15
"Can`t hold her own head up, but yeah jumped"
lol I love Ross Sarcasm XD
LLLLLLE7 2 years ago 285
@LLLLLLE7 lol Ross is so funny.
dohene 1 year ago
this is just pure genius on the writer's part and david schwimmer's because he managed to say it all with a straight face. xD
dobbyfangirl 2 years ago 346
Boy you're gonna be sorry if that's true...LMAO ^_^
Love them...!!!!
lopilatoluisana 2 years ago 8
You haven't cooked sinds 1996. Lol, I love it.
fr4ever 2 years ago 18
I thought it was "since"...
lopilatoluisana 2 years ago 3
yeah.. me too... and.. actually... i don't even know what sinds means... do you?...
pencid 2 years ago
i don't think that the word "sinds" does exist. ;p
lopilatoluisana 2 years ago
its a typo...let it go!
DevilzDontCry 2 years ago
yeah you're right. : ) just wanted to be sure. :S
lopilatoluisana 2 years ago
i love this scene! hah!
goshenqueen 2 years ago 2
this is the best scene of all :) i love ross
anbr90 2 years ago 7
LOL "I would, but I bruise like a peach."
UnknownUsername647 2 years ago 13
boy ur gonna b sory if thats true lol
mizzlexy12 2 years ago 3
lmao
-an eagle flew in landed on the stive and cought fire
mizzlexy12 2 years ago 2
Carnt hold its own head up but yeah, jumped.
+ "swirling aroud the whirlpool that fills the apartment"
I carnt wait for the film :D
barnsleybornnbred 2 years ago
there not doing the fil now
HBKNUMBER2FAN 2 years ago
a pigen no no a egeal flew in landed on the stove and caught fire, the baby seeing this jumps a cross the apartment to the mighty bird aids, the egeal how
hungboom 2 years ago 3
lol his is funny
hungboom 2 years ago 2
Every time I see this I try to say Ross' line with him, because I know it by heart, but I never get the chance to finish it, because my laughter takes over!
haesselmaas 2 years ago 8
you haven't cooked since 1996!!!!
Afroo4ever 2 years ago 10
hahahahahahhaahhhhh!!!!!!
marakisweety 2 years ago
wow that line's long!
jessicang6 2 years ago 8
yea! i wonder how many taked it took for him to say that lolz
felixthemaster1 2 years ago 8
Aniston looks tired and strained in this clip.
MissLadyboy007 2 years ago
I would but I bruise like a PEACH! LMAO!
CNJ1019 2 years ago 11
omg i memorized this whole thing with my friend!
luvv it!
CHEERchica1231 2 years ago 3
this is one of ross's most memorable scenes for me.
syd453lm 2 years ago
I love Ross and Rachel. and it's not because they're a couple. somehow, every scene with these two makes me laugh so hard. the jokes the writers write for those two are always HILARIOUS.
and 1:12 - look at his face haha he looks like an evil genius .
Sneackersss 2 years ago 4
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haha omg XD
bbyjingie 2 years ago 3
HAHAHAHA !
one of Ross's funnies scenes ever !!
CoxCeCe 2 years ago 12
HOLY MOTHER ROFLMAO.
MizBwood 2 years ago 7
Baby and bird still ablaze are locked in a death grip swirling around the wirlpool that fills the apartment!
fordpop07 2 years ago 11
David's the best... what a pairing!!!
gaby974 2 years ago 5
Me and my brother always say these lines to eachother but as our own kind of way :L
Coz we're cool (:
CescaWoo 2 years ago 4
.."boy are you gonna be sorry if thats true" haha..
xAlixLuvx 2 years ago 11
the way he says "caught fire" is so classic ross. david does an amazing job here
karisma2009 2 years ago 13
' the eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression."
oh, ross.
ROFL!!!!!
twilightfanaddict 2 years ago 16
You haven't cooked since 1996!
Hahahaha best line Ross FTW!
jen1287 2 years ago 9
awesome....
Chr9st9 2 years ago 2
OMG... only Ross can say those words...
"the baby, seeing this, JUMPS across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid...!!"
LOL...!
capucinno85 2 years ago 7
I hav now watched it atleast 20,000 times :)
xEmma127x 2 years ago
This cracked me up xD
Luv it
Ive watched it about 20 times, and it never gets old :)
xEmma127x 2 years ago 3
This is one of my all time favorite scenes of friends. " No no and eagle!"
MexiDrums 2 years ago 6
This scene is awesome.
archforge 2 years ago 2
I was on the FLOOR the first time I watched this. Ross's sarcasm=freakin' hilarious.
pinkpuma24 2 years ago 2
locked in a deathrgip, swirling around the whirpool that fills the apartment!!!!
stijn165792 2 years ago 3
this is the funniest friends episode ever.
roorox333 2 years ago 2
It was SO funny at the end.
Boy your gonna be sorry if thats true!
flyliketails 2 years ago 2
that really made me laugh!!..xD
OoOTyreNOoO 3 years ago 4
locked in a deathgrip!
KUHPUHH 3 years ago 2
Rachel: Did I leave the stove on?
Ross: You haven't cooked since 1996!
I always loved that line and Ross' facial expressions were to DIE for. Thanks BlondieDct.
tunapup12 3 years ago 7
"i would but i bruise like a peach :$"
Ross' moments (like this) and faces always crack me up xD
bloodberrybellamy 3 years ago
"boy you're gonna be sorry if that's true" loved that part, hahaha
mondler08 3 years ago 2
I love Ross
19leeann 3 years ago