Videogames SUCK (Halo Reach Machinima)

[DeathStalker35]

valve would make left 4 dead 3 any way

[ViDeoDuDe1928]

Bungie's was real fucking funny because that is how it is!

[Thefishforthedish]

I GET IT.

Wait,I almost did..

[halogrunter]

treyarch and infinity ward say? so true

[marioparty834]

Imagine a twist with the infinity ward and treyarch bit: Infinity Ward- Hey Treyarch?

Treyarch - What is it Infinity Ward? Infinity Ward- Why dont you an I perhaps make something original?

(Both Laugh) Treyarch - Oh man, I thought you were serious there for a second! Infinity Ward- I was being serious. Treyarch - MOTHERFU- (cuts off)

[Yoursmartside]

I like how that's all they can come up with for Bethesda because all of the games themselves are actually GOOD.

[Truegamr5]

I love how no one realizes this is halo 3 not halo reach. Good vid still but misleading title

[Mastermav11]

sega is making a good sonic game this year

[ViDeoDuDe1928]

@Mastermav11 NO!

[Mastermav11]

@ViDeoDuDe1928 so ur saying u never heard of sonic generations

[ViDeoDuDe1928]

@Mastermav11 It was a joke, bro...

[devdax713]

3rd half life and left 4 dead

[SNIPERXGASM]

Hello everybodshy today we are going to releashe the 3rd episode-

Yes!!!!!

- for left 4 dead

nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lolol

[deathspine1]

i want a 3rd left 4 dead

[Mezworld]

Its funny because its true

[pglAymer]

love how nintendo wasn't added! (no sarcasm)

[goodlucktuck]

@pglAymer its beacause nintendo is PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

[psychodrumplayer14]

yeah video games nowadays suck

[TheAirSoftDude45]

Lol

[TheSmrtMouth]

I am so upset. Almost every video game is starting to turn into a Call of Duty franchise. There are hardly any rated E games being made anymore. Are you all blinded to it. Even Halo, the only good shooter, will soon turn into a Call of Duty like game. It really sucks. I wish things could be more like a variety rather than one big world of COD. The only good games left are Assassin's Creed and whatever else you think won't turn into COD.

[panosmel97]

@TheSmrtMouth thats why so many ppl find shelter in minecraft.it feels so warm

[Lliguicota123]

@TheSmrtMouth I completely agree.

[deltahalo241]

im suprised you didnt do pandemic

[TheNourishedCOSMIC]

woah where did they get the halo 3 elite armour unlcock and howd the get those shoulder for the spartans and also the chest!

[M0niak]

This is a Halo 3 Machinima

[HBHound123]

this is hilarious i havent laughed because of a video in a long time

[MrReallyrandom123]

Lol I actually want L4D3 to come out

[ADragonsFear]

the treyarch and infintry ward one was pretty damn spot on

[Halo4Follower]

Halo reach machinima? Its just halo 3 vids, i dislike

[agc153]

Why is this a Halo Reach Machinima if it's in Halo 3

[Yoshiateurchocolate]

0:54 lmao thats pretty much how treyarch and infinityward discuss about making a game

[sparkybigptalkshow]

Why does it say Halo Reach Machinama when its in Halo 3?

[XxRefl3xK1lleR]

Treyarch cant be original

[GabeGuitarr]

the sega skit was really funny

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

Valve can't count to 3.

[BlackenedThorn]

Left 4 Dead 2 ruined Left 4 Dead 1 for me. I loved the first one, then after I played L4D 2 with high hopes, my will to play the game just died.

[RetardedChibi]

Half Life Ep. 3. Haha.

[haloissoooocool]

episode 3 hell yea

for left for dead

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[EmpyreOfTHUGa]

Goddammit Bethesda, you did it again with Brink. PLAYTEST YOUR GAMES!!!

[loopedvirus]

their right about try and ifinity wrd

[Globalmap1]

That's really good

[FinalFormLXVII]

FUCKING VALVE!!!!!!!!!!!

[l4dzombieslayer]

the ending was hilarious

[gamedexterity]

Microsoft:

"Hey, how about we spend $10 extra dollars and make consoles that work for more then 1 year"

*HAHAHAHA*

"Oh, you ment that"

"Nah"

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

No I wont Finish Him and Call of Duty is probobuly the most repetative pile of crapI have ever laid my eyes upon.

[mealex6013]

lets make a good sonic game

thats a great idea

yea

YAAAYY

NO!!!

uugh

ok

.....wannh LOL

[DarkGoldProductions]

left 4 dead 3 fuck yer

[TacticalSoldier14]

press 9

[TacticalSoldier14]

press 3:38

[marioparty834]

Fuck L4D I want HL2 Ep.3 right now!

[seanmd131]

thishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[TacticalSoldier14]

PRESS 9

[123456789lewy]

that was funny

[Damionscool]

WE have decided to release ep 3. .... ya. FOR LEFT FOR DEAD. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

[HABBANE47]

VALE WAS THE THE BEST

[mrssj3]

This is a halo 3 machinima not halo reach

[RapidFyrez]

131 people weren't allowed to make a good sonic game

[AxeInfection]

@RapidFyrez That was probably the worst comment I have ever read

[RapidFyrez]

@AxeInfection then why did you read it?

[Alenthas]

You know, I expected one of the Bethesda dev to say "What?! But that would require us to play the game!" lol that would be awesome :D

[TheTkmama]

Halo reach machinima?

[Oskarmandude1]

Fucking idiots this is Halo 3.

[helghast45]

ya no more sonic or zelda games should be made unless sony or microsoft but it cuz they've just gotten shittier and shittier especially zelda.

zelda and dragon ball z and sonic games have not gotten anywhere ESPECIALLY ZELDA the wii sucks now xbox and playstation have the motion sensor and better graphics way to go flay mein yung

[WOOHOJEHA]

@helghast45 Zelda is still awesome

[st2567tyreload]

@WOOHOJEHA yes, it is!

[st2567tyreload]

@helghast45 graphics aren't the best thing in a game, is the gameplay and the experience...

[helghast45]

@st2567tyreload ya thats true

[st2567tyreload]

@helghast45 so, wii maybe don't have the best graphics (except for the conduit) , but it have the best experience (mp3, mario galaxy, smash bros brawl, madworld, no more heroes, donkey kong country returns....and many others).

[TalesOfGod]

LOL I would have been swearing right beside them...

(Even I was thinking of Half Life when they said episode 3 :D)

[Pyro25100]

@sosolidvampire That is false. They PRODUCE the games and systems :P Calm down bro, don't take it so seriously :)

[xvolckirisx]

what is Treyarch and InfinityWard doing in Halo?

[DinokillerSithlord]

@xvolckirisx what is bungie doing in halo :P

[Saberking14]

episode 3.........for left for dead D:

[gerudgutierrez]

Halo reach machinima? This is Halo 3 idiots.

[smileyking96]

Ubisoft:

The 3DS is out, lets make a Rayman game!

Nah, couldn't be arsed, lets just re-release an old game.

Wait! How about this! Let's make another Rayman game...WITH BUNNIES!

GREAT IDEA! I'M SURE THE LOYAL FANS WILL LOVE OUR NEW APPROACH!

[Red1676]

bungie:

"lets finally let people fly the pelican"

"how about lets let you take a flying dump on your chest then remind how much cod sucks"

yes we all have felt this way, i want the pelicain since halo 1 and cod sucks lol

[killallianceftw]

I laughed at bethesda because its so true

[NevahElite]

Can't wait for episode 3! :3

[gamedexterity]

It's funny because it's true

[lukeyboy1589]

I was going to dis activision anyway they made half of the infinity ward staff quit so i bet mw3 is going to be like the new MOH

[EvilChickenLord]

@lukeyboy1589 actually they broke off, MW3 is funded by themselves and published by themselves. They stated they are going to be pushing the limits on their 3-D to the MAX. Going all out with no boundaries. No lie, saw it on joystiq. MOH was...eh.

[lukeyboy1589]

@EvilChickenLord Ya well i still hate activision

[Digitaldude23]

This is halo 3.You butt munch.

Infinity and treyarch:

Hey, how about we listen to our fans, and give out free multiplayer bonuses like Halo Reach!!!

How about we do that and make it cost 400 microsoft points.

[aidan773]

@ps3beatswii yes........ to the max

[crazydave587]

Capcom: (spam street fighter 4 )



[crazydave587]

@crazydave587 >:(

[jaysonmaster5]

EA: SKATE FOURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[knator22]

ubisoft is the best

[gamedexterity]

@knator22 HELL NO. Have you seen there DRM for there PC games? Absolute crap.

[GunPulseClan]

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[ItsDodgyDanny]

Bungie :

"How About We Make A True Sequel To Halo 3 Which Doesnt Dissapoint Lots Of Fans Like The Last Two?"

Are You Fucking High? Hahaha, Lets Just Keep Making Crappy Spin Off's For The Next 5 Years.

[carsof2035]

Square Enix:

"How bout we release Kingdom Hearts 3?!"

"No, i have a better idea"

"What is it?"

" A NEW FINAL FANTASY!!"

" Genious!"

[theftgrand1]

it may be a joke but its true

[sonicfan666]

halo reach machinima dont you mean halo 3 machinima

[halo6534]

haha this was funny cause its so true............sadly and so very painfully true

[ddbb089]

those were alot like what im think what those guys are doing

[TheMontagewarfare]

lmao the last one was the best xD

[Heliosmaster3]

we are realeasing episode 3......... SWEEETTT...... for left 4 dead .... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUKK!!!!

[erazor96]

LOL at Bungie i love the fact that some people are too stupid to counter armor lock

[Apokalips217]

i wish he went after sqare enix more i fucking hate them

[HeartlessSora1234]

XD that last one made me loose my shit

[linkfun456]

This is not Halo Reach this Is Halo 3 ?

[pkkinglord]

@linkfun456 fucking genius!!!!!

[linkfun456]

@pkkinglord xD i know im just Wondering why its Named "Halo Reach"

Whats next we get a Video Called "Pokemon" and we get a Jurassic park Video?

[TheSmellyHedgehog]

Activision isn't a developer... It's a publisher.

[WALDO608]

@TheSmellyHedgehog no body cares its supposed to be funny

[TheSmellyHedgehog]

@WALDO608 So your saying it's funny in the same way 2+2=3 is funny.

[xvolckirisx]

@TheSmellyHedgehog actually it is a devolper. they made atari games but then they started to publish games :P

[TheSmellyHedgehog]

@xvolckirisx Activision turned into Mediagenic... Then went bankrupt. The Activision of today is in name only.

[Diandredofus]

@TheSmellyHedgehog A developper AND a publisher.

[TheSmellyHedgehog]

@Diandredofus The devolopement side went bankrupt. Activision is the same in name only.

[Diandredofus]

@TheSmellyHedgehog ah didn't know :p

[SigurdHeathen]

Valve should just be a lot of dancing and arm flailing, with Shakaron playing in the background.

[tinmaptd]

Programming is like sex

one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life

[lifeiscrap103]

The part with Bethesda is true. They have massive glitches in all of their games. It's like they don't have anyone who checks for these things, or they leave them in there to make the game more fun. And it does make it more entertaining... sometimes.

[techbeast34]

@ChaosPunksXe Aww, someone's a bit sad that Machinima Didn't make a contract with them. It's ok, just troll on some PS3 bids while your at it.

[shotsniper009]

Bungie guy1: lets make more than 3 good weapons

Bungie guy 2: ...So you mean we should make more versions of the BR?

[CatcherP57]

guerilla games guy 1: lets make a game like Killzone 2 but throw in call of duty controlls and make it sell only 700,000

guerilla games guy 2: ok!

[yellobiscuit]

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[Andromada1997]

So very true!



[voyagerofdoom]

This is SO TRUE!

[xAxLxExCx]

i posted about the classic playlist but then i forgot he ppl make these vids then post them like a month or longer later

[ROhjklyuiop]

I almost crapped my pants at the end xD

[INSULTINGKLOWN]

At least they didn't make fun of the bethesda games xD

[allama98]

HAHAHAHAHAHA this is amazing!

[Spoothead12]

Pretty horrible.



[CeMDRAGONify]

Nintendo chairman:"So guys how can we make our console not suck so hard in the furture?"

Producer"Well maybe if we add HD and actual good graphics and no more childish games that do not invole an italian plumer"

Mintendo chairman"Ha!!!! yea right what next ?? you will probably want it to play DVD's"

[SamOliver4]

@CeMDRAGONify "And you will probablly want it to play FPS games right?"

*dead silence*

"Get the fuck out."

I like my mario games thank you.

[TheAnimeCrave]

Oh. My God. You're. A Phucking Genius.

[Jake96p]

is it bad that i love the left 4 deads?

[Balnazzardi]

@Jake96p No....but Valve really should have focused 110% on making episode 3 (or Half-Life 3) before starting new projects. Many gamers (me included) were like "WTF Valve?!" when they announced and released L4D2 just shortly after the first game was released!....and then they announced DOTA2, and altough they have surely developed Half-Life 3 with new game engine as well, they could have speed up the development process by focusing entirely on it, NOT making Left4Deads at the same time.

[irurwurst]

They did make a classic playlist for Reach, yeah!

[obamasucksblackcock1]

Hahahaha, that was priceless!!!!

[cspkm]

@DemonPazuzu666 yup :)

[TheSulphix]

Lol i love this

[JWGinator96]

Uh I'm not sure if anyone said this but stating the obvious this isn't, HALO REACH! Come on you can tell the difference straight away.

[asfunasastick]

Wouldn't it be Video Game Companies Suck?

[JollyJollyJoseph]

It's funny 'cause it's true

[115zombies935]

Bethesda one is so true lol

[AquaSystemRecords]

Look up for:

Katy Perry - Firework (Paulo DeLorenzo Remix)

If you listen @ 2:32 you can clearly hear: Halo ownage omg wtf

[GuItArRiCk33]

for all the people who REALY WANT epsiode 3 (me to :O) i heard rumors that after the release of portal 2(next week i LOVE it already :]) there gonna be news about episode 3

[MrChubs209]

With square enix it should being let release kingdom hearts 3 in stead

[atobe42]

I never realized on rats nest that pelicans fly in the background

[upinyabusines]

i fuckin hate treyarch... just thought i'd put that out there

[NaygetivReign]

@xXCallShotz It's not, as you put together the words it's misspell, a triple S would be incorrect and I don't see the logic in it.

[symbiote111]

Capcom:

"Hey people are loving are dead rising game in America "

"Alright then let's release a sequel right a way" "Nah, let's wait four years and make a Canadian company make it."

"Fucking genius!!!"

Nintendo:

"Hey guys the 3DS and Wii are cool, but can we make a regular console instead of trying to remake our failures from the past"

"Yeah right, what do you want to add a DVD function as well?"

[dessan18]

@symbiote111 dead rising 2 was made by both Capcom and Blue Castle and it is probably a thousand times better than the new dmc ever be.

[symbiote111]

@dessan18

I wasn't saying it was bad, just I don't want to wait another four years for DR3.

[AviatorZER0]

@symbiote111 Failures? The DS is the all-time bestselling handheld. The Wii's sales dwarf that of the 360 and PS3 combined. The 3DS has a shit-ton of features (including streaming movie capability), ludicrously good graphics, and not to mention, fucking glasses-less 3D. Or by "failures from the past" you're referring to the remakes of Ocarina of Time and Star Fox 64? For your own sake I sincerely hope not.

While you suck at MS and Sony's teats, Nintendo is innovating the fuck out of video games.

[XxDubzyXx]

@AviatorZER0 No Real gamers actually buy the wii all its sales are from families that play 5 Mins A month

[symbiote111]

@AviatorZER0

By remake the failures of their past, I mean the 3DS and Wii are nothing more than Nintendo going back and trying to fix the mistakes they made with the Virtual Boy and Power Glove. In essence, their the same thing.

[SONYandMICROSOFT]

@AviatorZER0 Butthurt nintendo failboy doesn't seem to realize its a joke......

[killallianceftw]

@AviatorZER0 The Wii only sold so many copie because Nursing homes and Hospitals bought them for therapy. The features on the xbox and ps3 are far more advanced then the Wii.

[AviatorZER0]

@killallianceftw Then I guess the Kinect and Move were also aiming at the elderly, hm?

[Leo3oproductionsK]

OK guys let's make a GOOD Sonic game!!

...No...

[osbiath]

I think valve just makes games as a hobby, you know when they're bored from counting all their money from steam.

[rickman1945]

The jokes were a lil similair but their all true. Thats what makes em funny.

[bluetycoon7]

Same joke over and over and over and.........

Good try though.

[galatisnik5]

oh dear, that was actually a good piece of machinima.

[DarkSupern0va]

Ehh Activision have stopped making Guitar Hero lol. There's no more coming out!

[Balnazzardi]

@DarkSupern0va Yeah, but what do you think was the reason for that? People got fed up to all these Hero games...in 2009 Activision published: GH Metallica, GH5, DJ Hero, Band Hero, and GH Van Halen...so yea, they themselves killed the music game franchise by overmilking it....and I really hope the same would one day happen to Cock of Doody, I wouldnt miss that series one bit!

[Balnazzardi]

@Balnazzardi Oh and GH Smash Hits was also released in 2009....that makes total 6 "Hero" games and in addition to that EA released in same year Beatles Rock Band and Lego Rock Band....

[parkuras3]

true^^

[Lebayak]

Well this is Halo 3... lol idiots

[excepto94]

call of duty part was funny, and true

[symbiote111]

@excepto94

Beg to differ, they do original stuff, COD4, Nazi zombies.

[lakota123max]

Lmao!!!

So dang funny:)

Let's make a new GOOD game !.... Nah let's not.. Lmao!