Little known fact the original final boss for FFVII was going to be called the One Winged CWC, but the developers removed him late in development and replaced him with Sephiroth a minor character at that point. The original CWC character model was re-textured into the moogle doll Cait Sith rides (Notice the lanky arms, obese body, large man boobs and blank lifeless stare) .
Chris has gotten new skills: crapped briefs, wearing diapers, drinking fanta cum, and getting caught by the lumberjack.....and making love to blowup dolls named julie/ivy.
he needs a move where he shoves his medallion up his ass
Hardcoregamer728 2 weeks ago
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Estuans interius
ira vehementi
Aspieroth!
Aspieroth!
Shadoboy 1 year ago 7
Under weaknesses, you should replace beer with "Alcehol" and add "tobbaccy".
Hyenajaws 1 year ago
You forgot his ultimate attacks- fap to the extreme, and masturbatin' and squirtin'
Warning: DO NOT fight him with Clyde Cash in your party- he will use 'HNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHHSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH' and destroy him instantly
videogamenostalgia 1 year ago
Trip on Cat Shit, how 'bout that?
anassholeresident 1 year ago 2
I wish I'd spent the time on that chocobo sidequest, Id've used Knights of the Round on his ass.
scorptatious 1 year ago
You won the internet for this
ZaneHitsurugi 1 year ago
Little known fact the original final boss for FFVII was going to be called the One Winged CWC, but the developers removed him late in development and replaced him with Sephiroth a minor character at that point. The original CWC character model was re-textured into the moogle doll Cait Sith rides (Notice the lanky arms, obese body, large man boobs and blank lifeless stare) .
CrimsomS 1 year ago 7
Weakness:
everything
CalebJimmy 1 year ago
This is still amazing :v
JohnSegway 1 year ago
Add these to the list:
Summon Sonichu
Summon Rosechu
Hump PS3
galaxyguy159 1 year ago
The final boss of the internet.
Cerebite 2 years ago 29
@Cerebite Nah, its just a degraded boss.
Vandycruz 10 months ago
absolutely so not amazingly bad!
LaBellaa1984 2 years ago
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Who the fuck is this faggot?
NaziXSandwhich 2 years ago
Needs Curse ye ha me ha listed under attacks. I don't think "Curse y'all to bad luck" covers it.
DigitalPh4gg0t 2 years ago
Cloud attacks!
Chris talks about autism.
Cloud insults Chris.
Chris throws a fit!
Chris self-destructs!
Cloud gains 4 exp.
10zaq10 2 years ago 20
Make album.
porthos59 2 years ago 2
Can't.... Stop... Watching! Must... Replay!
ZyklonBeer 2 years ago 2
I thought Ulillillia was the final boss of the internet?
CommodoreKulor 2 years ago
"I have no intention of hurting or killing myself."
Ulillillia's too smart to be a final boss.
AlphaIronchew 2 years ago 3
ulillillia is the secret side boss that's practically impossible to beat
misterlaufeyson 2 years ago
You forgot an attack. 'Scream JUULLAAYYYY"
SwordShockwave 2 years ago 2
That's his Limit Break. ;-}
ToruKun1 2 years ago
Aye, the devastating screech of that naive manchild ear rapes you. Not to mention the AIDs.
RosechusPickle 2 years ago
*uses Omni-pickle*
kagayaki 2 years ago 4
what about his limit break JULIEEEEE!!!!
FOXDESTRON 2 years ago 2
Shouldn't tobacco be tobakki?
paullockheart1988 2 years ago 3
rape
paullockheart1988 2 years ago 4
I think he greatest attack would be making a comic about his enemies.
That'll REALLY hit 'em where it hurts.
CowboyOlli 2 years ago 5
quick summon the pickle of gayness!
ArchiveOfTruth 2 years ago
I guess the Clyde Cash summon would be handy to have fighting this boss.
Ph0b0s1337 2 years ago 5
hmm, what about "make you eat your underwear!"?
Ph0b0s1337 2 years ago 4
Chris has gotten new skills: crapped briefs, wearing diapers, drinking fanta cum, and getting caught by the lumberjack.....and making love to blowup dolls named julie/ivy.
chuckdiesel 2 years ago 3
shouldn't get trolled be a weakness?
chuckdiesel 2 years ago 3
oh yes! my mistake.
RosechusPickle 2 years ago
CWC is as epic as Seprioth.
You know, in the gay way.
Joroshira 2 years ago 4
OH SHIT WERE FUCKED NOW
thecardboardbox13 2 years ago 2
i fuckin lol'd
Molew2008 2 years ago 2
That was like the hardest fight in the first game. You cant even fathom the number of elixirs I had to fucking use.
7Row7enn7 2 years ago 5
He is pretty easy to beat if you have the Pickle of Gayness (9999 dmg), it is his greatest weakness.
Troggyhordesman 2 years ago 4
Since when Is Final Fantasy 7 the first game...the name kinda give it position in the series away...
Samuraidino 2 years ago 2
Kingdom Hearts.
7Row7enn7 2 years ago 2
I wish people would specify, like first FF on playstation etc... not just say first.
paullockheart1988 2 years ago 2
oh fuck no he can fly
9876nahcC 2 years ago 3