Anaconda 3: The Offspring Rant

[ElensarFFXI]

lol "The hoff" hit a new low of desperation taking part in this movie LOL omg I couldn't finish watching it, it was shit beyond words.

[ChickenLips1968]

I appreciate your opinion about the film but i thought it sucked

[bullsnakegal]

why is there burmese pythons on the cover of an anaconda movie...

[ezra329]

ther is a number 4 called Anaconda trail of blood

[highlightvidmaker445]

anaconda 4 is out on dvd

[ezra329]

yes

[guatenico]

hey goodman06 i feal you! they ruined lake placid2,10000 bc 2, and of course this pathetic peice of crap ,bad made stupid movie!!!!!!! oh and by the way fury of the film fan,david hasselhof dies!!!! you here that,dies!!!!! he gets killed by the little blond miny michal jackson girl! and then she dies in anaconda 4! i hate you!!!, i hate anaconda 3and 4,and i hate scifi!!!

[xplay101]

is he being serious...

[ZMat3]

I liked this movie.

It was great. :)

And so what if some people accidentally walked through the scene that weren't suppose to be there, THAT doesn't make movies bad.

[GoodMan06]

STUPID SCI-FI CHANNEL CANNEL CAN GO DIE!!!! THEY RUINED THE WHOLE TRILOGY AND SEQUELS!!! Now we know the third one does not connect to the second one!! SNAKE IS WORST THEN THE 1st and 2nd!!!! THE SNAKES look best in the 2nd!!! SCIFI ruins everything!!

[SenhorCroft]

You should watch Dead Meat!!!! it's an awful zombie movie...

[Avzzor]

this film is so bad ! Its shud never been made !

[iwasanangryyoungman]

Never knew David Hasselhoff was German....I thought he was American!!!

[sibraa6]

After the car tips over? right?

[ilovemyboaconstricto]

THis is the worst movie on the face of the earth

[superzilla784]

if you thought this was bad watch 100 million BC

[ilovemyboaconstricto]

I started to watch 100 million BC but never finished it, was it really bad?

[superzilla784]

the T-Rex looked like some thing from a 2001 video game, the Deaths were stupid, the T-Rex just ate them in one bite with no blood, they used the same seen over and over again just zoomed in and out, the raptors were old theme park stachus..

you tell me how bad it was

[NewIsTheNewOld]

10 million BC? I thought ten thousand BC was bad enough!!!

[superzilla784]

at least in 10,000 BC they put effort into the Animation and story, in 10 million BC the T-Rex on the cover case isnt even in the movie and there was no great battle cause there was only one dinosaur not to metion the shity ending and i had to skip 24 wannabe movie trailers before the movie finaly started, if you wanna kill yourself watch the whole movie start to finish

[NewIsTheNewOld]

wait...there's actually a movie called 10 million BC? I thought you were kidding

[superzilla784]

whoops, sorry, typo, its realy 100 million BC

[PSROFL]

@ilovemyboaconstricto

nonononon the house of the dead is the worst film

[djrappo]

Bad movie ,fake snakes, hot chick X3

[CaptEm1]

awsome review man

[89Blondie]

OMFG I didnt think it was possible to make such crappy movies these days :S, the snake looks like it was computer animated in the early 90´s ffs!!

[a7om1k]

movie made in RO

[ninjaslayer99]

they killed the seres wow cant wait what number 4 will look like.....

[sibraa6]

Number 4 has the same director.

[pimraptor]

This movie is soooo fake

I loved annaconda 2 and I thought this one was better but it was the worst movie I've ever seen!!!! annaconda 1 and 2 ROCKS

[RSanctary]

-.-

[Erwinroossien]

this movie sucked ass! the first was way better.. b actors omg!

[innerdelusion]

yea this is the kind of movie u watch u youre friends drunk bashing the movie all the way makes it funny even thou its so stupid. i cant agree on the fact of watching it alone coz its just to horrible that nothing really keeps u intrigued...anyways great review!thanks for posting.

[thaiproud2b12]

Anaconda 3 just killed number 1 and two.

[shalaking]

GO DIE!!!

[aznTpryde]

omg this movie looks soo bad

that i DIDN'T EVEN KNOW they made a ANACONDA 3

=O wow and the snake looks sooo UNREALISTIC

and NO that is not" an exciting stuff"

and i totally agree

Bonitaymorena

!!!!! THE FIRST MOVIE WAS GREAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ANACONDA with jenny + ice cube CLASSIC !

[Bonitaymorena]

I agree the first Anaconda movie was the bomb I can't watch the other two because sequels are usually crap!! I'm so tired of snake movie, even crocodiles!! Let's move on too killer moths or snails or even turtles!! That would be hilarious so it might as well be a comedy!! Animals have lost their fear factor!! It's definitely a filler movie helps to pass the time!! Poor Sci fi needs a better budget!!

[liljemgsup]

The first anaconda movie was the best. U gotta give it props, Because the anacondas looked way more realistic. Anacondas 2 was aight. No. 3 ain't shit. I hope no. 4 will kick ass, but most likely it won't.

[johnfromseattle253]

the first 1 was a good movie i thought the second one was ok

[devilhunter222]

the burmese python is on the cover

[Shiroshibal]

OMG THERE REALLY IS A ANACONDA 3?????? REALLLY???? WTF anaconda 1 & 2 sucked aaaass!

[YouKnowIt87]

are you fucking kidding??

Anaconda 3 was pathetic compared to the 1st first 2.

I can make a better looking snake on my phone!

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

are you responding to someone or talking to me?

[hmoviefan01]

Yeah, "Anaconda 3" wasn't even Anaconda 3, it was just a crappy Sci-Fi channel original marketing itself as a sequel. Tacky, cheesy Sci-Fi channel music playing throughout, Hasselhoff was hardly in it, really bad CGI for the snake, no river/boat in the movie like the first two, it didn't feel like an Anaconda movie, cheesy acting/writing all over the place and there's an Anaconda 4 :( Or should I called it, crappy Snake Movie's sequel...

[TetrisX]

Anacondas 3? wow, what are the odds? Good review fury.

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

tetrisX- thanks bud

[MatthewMitch23051992]

That wasn't really a rant. It was more a reccomenedation of a movie that doesn't initially carry that much appeal.

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

Mathew- not all my videos are going to be angry and violent =)

[MatthewMitch23051992]

Ahhh man, bring on the violence. ;)

[DarthBobCat]

Heh, for a second there I thought it was a review of a new album by the band Offspring.

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

DarthBobCat- You gonna go far kid is a good song. Hammerfall is ok.

[j4ck2234]

Man..Hasselhoff is not 'big' in Germany..that's just a lie.

I mean people remember him for his bad movies and his even worse music but he's the butt of many jokes not some sort of star.

+btw, how about reviewing some Kevin Smith movies...i would be interested in your opinion.

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

j4ck2234- Kevin Smith...hmmmmm. sounds like a plan

[AdamWatson6]

I like the first one , though as you said the build up is sooooo boring , great review man keep it up !

[pooperuber]

anaconda 3? i didn't even know there was a 2!!!!

[ZombieToaster]

Its called anacondas. Like the sequel to alien that just put an S at the end of the title.

[BASSASP]

Me either! Jackass.

[mesozoicisland22]

It's called "Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid" and it was released in August 2004.

[pooperuber]

Was it a theatrical release r straight to dvd?

[mesozoicisland22]

It was a theatrical release, like the first film.

[vectorboy101]

must find... must watch...

oh by the way fury, ever seen ginger dead man 2: passion of the crust?

thou must view it.

[wawern]

yeaaaa

[LameMovieCo]

Goota see this one :D

[SurooshX]

wtf, when did this come out?!

[Dorknerd1]

Two things: Firstly,as always, great review (though I'm about to watch it now, I still know it'll be great), and secondly, I'm under the assumption that this movie came out recently or else Fury wouldn't be ranting about it...right?

[Dorknerd1]

Oh, yeah, I forgot to add:

My last response was intended to reply to SurooshX

[SurooshX]

well, of course it came out recently since he just reviewed it. I meant it in a sense showing that I didn't even hear of this movie's existance.

[spidey2065]

its so bad its good hu? interesting. its about damn time you made a video fury. its been too long, snap. lol =)

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

spidey2065- I know! I've been having too much fun on vacation and slacking off. I got TONS of reviews coming your way including....Disaster Movie.

oh boy!

[spidey2065]

do i know how that feels.... oh dear god i saw that movie to review it as well. Fury if you have a worst film of the year i believe that Disaster movie will take that award or come close. im still trying recover from the psychological damage that movie gave me. i look foward to all your up coming stuff!

[melediv]

hold it! there's an anaconda 3? I thought the first was great. I didn't even seen anaconda 2

[Malice16]

I love watching stupid movies when I'm bored out of my mind. Great Review!

[FuryoftheFilmFan]

Malice16- Then add this one to that list sir!

[gus1369]

"They got snakes out here dis big!?" oh man I didn't know anyone thought that movie needed a sequal but hey, at least it sounds better than that one off sounds like the real movie knock off crap like transmorphers or snakes on a train, good stuff man. have you considered maybe doing reviews of classic movies, you know like the stuff from say before 1990 like amadeus, chinatown, or cassablanca. i'd really like to see these films reviewed without a sense of nastalgia and instead on strength alone.

[SlaTeScenT]

Holy shit. So surprised how much you love it. Definitely gotta check it out now

[hYpYz]

now this is something...i didnt even knew anaconda 2 was out... maybe i should watch second one first i dont want to miss anything from the plot...:) maybe snake will have some important lines...can you recommend anaconda 2? i think first one was ok to watch...although iwas younger when i watched it soo...

[EIRTY]

woot awesome

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