Penn & Teller: Bullshit special feature Tess Marshall

[mailmanx141]

assuming sex causes a hormonal change in a mans body, if i have sex with my wife, even once, am i sexually addicted to my wife? (gasp) i need her, can't live without her, i give entire paychecks to her! YES! that's it! I'm addicted to my wife! i even quit caring about porn. what has happened to me? my 3 ex's never affected me this way! oh wait, thats right. after they lied, cheated, and dumped me, porn was there for me. and better to me.

[mailmanx141]

if i use porn AT ALL, am i an addict? just like heroin, only takes once right? hmmm. what chemical changes occur in a mans body when using porn that are different from ,real sex. porn never divorced me and ruined my life financially. porn never cheated on me, always knew what i was getting. porn never loved me, or asked me to love it back. but porn never violated my trust like a real person. i am now porn free. didn't use 12 steps, or jesus, or some BIG PLAN. just quit. hmmm.

[mailmanx141]

if men can get addicted to porn, can women get addicted to vibrators?

[FatherPatOphelia]

12 CDs holy shit

[Coffee12341]

I was toggling between this and porn.

[FatherTime89]

I think some people are missing the point. It's not how much time you spend watching porn that makes you addicted it's what you stop doing to go look at porn (and this goes for everything). If it interferes with your work or your family or your health you may have a problem (I said MAY). Although there's nothing presented here that shows that porn is more addictive than say online poker.

[BixZsc]

on psychopaths masturbate until they bleed, retard.

[jimmysome]

wow this woman tallks shit..

[KenMacMillan]

I wonder if she's naked in her videos. That would make anyone stop masturbating.

[zorkius57]

This lady is really hard to believe. Who spends 8 hours a day surfing for porn? Who masturbates until they bleed? Who loses their job or goes into credit card debt because of porn? I can't even imagine somebody like this. I can't believe that more than a handful of such people could exist on the whole planet. I've always thought this 'porn addiction treatment' crap was just a way to make money. When this lady flashed her $99 CD's I immediately became convinced that's what she's all about, too.

[xxNailFirexx]

@zorkius57 oh it's all too real

[newfish09]

@zorkius57 just because you cant dont mean some do remember brinkley's husband. and i used to spend hours and hours watching free porn, but i find most of it boring now

[FatherTime89]

porn images are burned in your brain? It doesn't work for me, my personal computer is unavailable so I have to jerk off to pictures in my head and I can't remember most of the porn I've seen, or at least the memories get more faded.

[g5nationtonation]

to mark wolper..get back to me

luv ya guys penn teller..use to live in las vegas

[KhamusSolo]

I wasnt even thinking of porn, now after I see her I want to

[anestheticroses]

porn addiction is in the same category as money addiction

[MorningStar616]

"Hello, this is Tess. How can I help you?"

"Let's start with, 'what are you wearing?'"

[homophobichomosexual]

how do you expect a woman to give a man advice on how to stop porn addiction. She's obviously has never had a porn addiction so how would she know how it feels.

[NvrTryNvrFail]

Wait, so women can't get addicted to porn? I HAD NO IDEA.

[iriquoispliskin01]

I love porn and I love this show. This clip is not saying that porn is bad it is saying that the addiction is bad. I do not believe that she is saying that porn is bad either, but some people do have problems. If it is affecting the person negatively then it is a problem. No where in this clip does she say that porn should be banned nor is she judging people who do. I haven't seen this episode but if she does say anywhere that porn should be banned then good fucking luck.

[Tommelomtom]

....a therapist for porn addicts? Really??

She's not helping anyone, she's further sugguesting and even convincing people that they are right to be ashamed of themself and their sexual-desires.

I suppose masturbation is a sin as well..?

Jeez, people will suck money out of every trivial issue these days.

If you're a porn addict and feel ashamed, go to REAL therapist and learn how to accept and maybe even appreciate yourself!

[insightliviu]

people don't masturbate until they bleed . & porn is good!!! It gives you new ideas for a couple. And masturbation happens to be quite healthy .

[Elcristoph]

"people don't masturbate until they bleed" - NASTY.....lol

[insightliviu]

ITs all taboo .

[das81]

Well, it teach you how not to do some things:Like Oral sex, you put your mount like eating the pussy, not licking it!.

[bluemanor]

What?!?!  Being addicted to porn is a BAD thing? Becoming a true porn addict is one of those lifetime milestone achievements!

[nicola420pimp]

DAMN IT MAN! I'M ADDICTED TO CIGS, ALCOHOL, WEED, ***AND NOW PORN TOO**!!!! IT NEVER ENDS! i'M JUST GONNA GO SMOKE SUMTHING, HAVE A SHOT AND JERK OFF TO MAKE KYSELF FEEL BETTER!! *WE ALL HAVE ISSUES!!*

[genericbotface]

"some people masturbate so much they bleed"

I'd agree that this sounds like a problem (unless it's just some fetish), but this is stupid! That kind of behavior is a symptom of a waaay bigger problem. People need therapists, not your stupid gimmick.

[lookr67]

God, she must be an absolute RIOT in the sack! Not that I'd drill her or anything. Yikes.

[purplecharger88]

If only it was as simple as watch this tape and dump all your porn off your computer. Its a wonder people believe her.

[FrankMiller]

Sure, the world watches porn, some think it's a sin, well let's make some money out of it!

[UnderlordZ]

There's no such thing as porn addiction! It's called liking porn!

Do NOT buy her CDs! She's a fucking fascist and needs to be forced to watch a continuous 48 hours of porn starring Ron Jeremy!

[DoktorSick]

just buy here tapes for $99 and you will cured of your porn addiction.

[halfcutty]

Pretty soon we'll cure men of wanking then we can get started with curing sex!! God Damn!! I can buy $99 interviews of her I could wank over that!!! I can see naked people hire a prostitute that will cure a porn addiction. How about we cure ourselves of feeling bad about ourselves!!

[bubba7897]

she doesnt know DICK about porn. shes not a man.

[MoPapparani]

"Throw the computer out and get another computer" ?!?!? What the fuck?!?

That's so easy to say, but you're a fucking idiot if you simply throw out your computer just to get rid of the porn on it. There are dumpster divers that'll go through your trash, and if you throw a computer out, you can bet your ass that they're not looking for porn. They're looking for personal information, and that's worth more than money can ever be worth.

[MoPapparani]

Not even that, if you just throw your computer away, someone will ultimately find it and run it again, and there will be all your information.

Be smart, run antivirus and spyware programs and on your computer to scan for everything before throwing it out. Some programs will detect everything. If you *REALLY* want to see porn and don't want the viruses that come with it, *STREAM* it. Go to YouPorn or to RedTube, it'll only cost you a cookie on your comp, which can easily be taken care of.

[mrdarlok]

that's my favorite line...

[masterohumans]

Who masterbates for 8 hours? oe until they bleed?

[therrydicule]

How is even possible...

[dutchvigilante]

Dear Porn,

You are always there for me and I can always come to you.

Though you know many guys, I always feel like we're alone when I see you. As a matter of fact, I make sure that we are.

Don't let these hate mails bother you, you know they'll come back just to see a smile and some white goo on your face.

Much Love,

Dutchvigilante.

[flexicon1996]

Wait...how does she know that I masturbate until I bleed?

[overthehilltowin3]

Yes, anything can be called an addiction nowadays. How else can you make money off of people if you are a therapist/psychologist/psychia­trist? You need to convince the person there is something wrong with them and then offer them a solution. All the while making money off of the diagnosis and the so called "cure" or "fix".

It is the secular version of religion: There is something wrong with you and you need god (only god in this case is a pill or a mental health expert).

[lumpy42069]

humans...

[SarbocMedia]

Addiction can occur because of Oxytocin, the feel good love, bonding chemical released during sex; and the chemical vasopressin. Essentially the person can become bonded to the virtual stimulus. Imagine if the snake oil salesmen of old knew this. Instead of the money gin, they'd probably have started 1-900- Telegraph services.:) Anyhow,at any rate, the modern day sellers of oil de serpente have "convinced" the public that "it is your right" and "duty" to "keep Da Ho's wealthy, stealthy, & high."

[pinkpuppyball]

BULLSHIT...oh yea, thats what the show is called ^^

[1DangerMouse1]

Everything is an addiction these days.

[FatherTime89]

no not really but you can become slightly addicted (or worse) to anything. My Dad used to have a small addiction to online chess.

[jwbartle]

Licensed therapist? Where did she get her license from, one of those "online" degree mills where you can get any degree you want for $50?