i went thru special forces qual course/p1 w/ haley in '81;he & another guy cracked us up a lot,eg,deer hunter pow russ roullette scene,snl characters,til haley was super-goof-running w/ a heavy ruck,tripped,fell,split kneecap,c'ya
This guy cracks me up!!!!! I have seen his "Job Application" skit years ago! I cannot find it! Does anyone know where I can find it?
Something like, "Do you have a KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE???.....A sharp....pointy.....KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ....The pointy ones are my fa-vo-rite!......Can I have a job application?"
@shepherdess10 I was also trying to find the "Getting Thrown Out Of Denny's" skit, where he took the ketchup packet to the KNNNIIIIIIIIIIIFE! And immitated the Denny's manager. :-)
The best thing I saw from this guy made me laugh until I nearly choked. Something about going to Denny's at 4:00am, pissing the waitresses off, pretending to stab himself in the eye using a fork and a hidden ketchup packet, and while getting thrown out of the restaraunt, "ask for a job application, the best part is federal law says that they have to give you one!"
Very cool! The 91 HBO special is a lost classic. More standups could take a page from this guy's style and do it right. He is currently filming a remake of The Taking Of Pelham 123-as a police captain!
When I saw his HBO comedy special and when I first saw him, with the military haircut and suit, I thought he was going to be a monotone, boring comedian. Boy, was I wrong!
What is your problem, son? What is your problem! Why are you so weird!? Fig Newtons!? You can't find God through... Oh, for CRYING out loud. What is your major malfunction, Mister!
i went thru special forces qual course/p1 w/ haley in '81;he & another guy cracked us up a lot,eg,deer hunter pow russ roullette scene,snl characters,til haley was super-goof-running w/ a heavy ruck,tripped,fell,split kneecap,c'ya
aptcmpasion 4 months ago
This is one of the greatest guys ever in stand-up! I'd love to see more!
virgotwister 1 year ago
This guy cracks me up!!!!! I have seen his "Job Application" skit years ago! I cannot find it! Does anyone know where I can find it?
Something like, "Do you have a KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE???.....A sharp....pointy.....KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ....The pointy ones are my fa-vo-rite!......Can I have a job application?"
shepherdess10 1 year ago
@shepherdess10 I was also trying to find the "Getting Thrown Out Of Denny's" skit, where he took the ketchup packet to the KNNNIIIIIIIIIIIFE! And immitated the Denny's manager. :-)
Landaux 1 year ago
fantastic timing
jjaniero 1 year ago
Pmll !!! this just made my life :L
SophiaLouiseBurke 2 years ago
He looks and sounds like Max Headroom
neverwasapunk16 2 years ago 2
I go to school with his twin daughters...haha he looks alot like them.. && is pretty good
michelle092293 3 years ago
hey missy its will lol
NapoleonBonerparts 2 years ago
Hahahahaha, that's my friends uncle. We both do stand up every week together = )
allen91315 3 years ago
That is the worst introduciton of all time. Completely wrong !
HUTINAK 3 years ago
The best thing I saw from this guy made me laugh until I nearly choked. Something about going to Denny's at 4:00am, pissing the waitresses off, pretending to stab himself in the eye using a fork and a hidden ketchup packet, and while getting thrown out of the restaraunt, "ask for a job application, the best part is federal law says that they have to give you one!"
sixstringedstress 3 years ago
I used to love seeing this guy back in the day. The bit he did about going into a store to buy knives was hysterical!
noheadhollow 3 years ago 2
noheadhollow is right the knife bit is awesome!
"The sharp ones are my favorite!"
RogerAlanWadeFan1 2 years ago
HAHAHA that would be me as a guy,. hahah
EclipsedMyst 3 years ago
Cool guy
CarolinesComedyClub 3 years ago
Very cool! The 91 HBO special is a lost classic. More standups could take a page from this guy's style and do it right. He is currently filming a remake of The Taking Of Pelham 123-as a police captain!
NYVoice 3 years ago
this guy went to my highschool.. no wonder he's so crazy
beatyourheartout91 3 years ago
LICK MY HEAD! LOL!
cnthunder9 3 years ago
HOLY GEEZE, this guy is frackin HILARIOUS
MNsane 4 years ago
I love him.
dizzleypoo 4 years ago
there should be more standup of this guy up here--he's great
hairbird 4 years ago
When I saw his HBO comedy special and when I first saw him, with the military haircut and suit, I thought he was going to be a monotone, boring comedian. Boy, was I wrong!
RyanBow412 4 years ago
i saw that too, i cant find it for download or find the dvd anywhere i want it!
inuyasa2000 3 years ago
Brian helped me find God through Fig Newton advertisements. Oh he is a willy....Sigh....
pigwoman1 4 years ago
What is your problem, son? What is your problem! Why are you so weird!? Fig Newtons!? You can't find God through... Oh, for CRYING out loud. What is your major malfunction, Mister!
SouixMee 2 years ago