TV Tropes Forums: Romance (featuring Mark von Lewis)

[Ullygirldk]

so tragic, lol

[TheRandomm4]

Poor shark guy.

[Slaanash]

Is the background song Bad Romance?

I've watched this three or four times now and I just got that.

[Aepotheosis]

This was strangely uplifting

[TheIrishGunman]

Yea, Mark took this quite well, and he is supposedly stop drinking.

-GearLeader

[MohawkPotatoSA]

God this is hilarious every time I watch it. Even months after I last saw this it's still just so funny.

[monkyyy0]

so thats where they find people will to go to war

[aminatep]

Oh hey I can see my post.

[jvemPiRe14]

hahaha its just too perfect

[Fanusunay]

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance.

[monkyyy0]

@Fanusunay denial, anger, depression, anger, denial, drug abuse, anger, denial,drug abuse, anger,

[BrutusSaladEB]

I'm I the only who pictures the Shark in his avatar saying all of this?

[WeeYakk]

He died shortly after posting.

[TheDrunkenwhale]

This guy was fucking funny...

[Octane64]

Do a video about Signed: The biggest weaboo, racist, weird, prick on the sight, and very stupid.

[TVfan296]

@HerlockSholmes123, you mean Naruto from Naruto Abridged Spoof Parody? Awesome, u knew :)

[LordBenne]

"I'm the fucking prize, dammit!"

Keep telling yourself that, champ.

[CenturionRyan]

You know, Mark actually took the whole thing really well, like Eponymous Kid. He viewed it as an opportunity to laugh at himself. It's the rest of the aspergites that were flipping their shit over it being a "personal attack", despite the person being "attacked" finding it funny.

[MsSjofn]

I loooove the voice over + soundtrack for this one.

[Rawksyousocks]

Please I beg of you, find a way to cover the Child Hater, and Values Dissonance Tropes. They are a gold mine.

[EponymousKid]

@Rawksyousocks Child Hater was covered briefly in an episode just a little before this one, actually.

[pyro80]

I`M THE FUCKING PRIZE DAMMIT

[FuneralPartyAudio]

MY UNIFORM WILL GET ME THE BABES

Keep clinging to that fantasy

[annoyingweirdo]

"I'm cute, dammit!" I bet he's probably as ugly as me, but at least I recognise when the only reason I'm getting a compliment is because the other person is white knighting...

[MrRingstah]

Hey guys, this is Randomtropeloser. I just wanted to say how ecstatic I am to kind of by featured in this video, even thought he didn't read the part where Mark said my name! HERP DERP HERP DERP!

[Brainstrain]

Whoever dates him will be less "lucky lady" and more "The Late..."

[dracosketch]

"I dream of the day I'm not fucking lonely as hell."

that day will never ever come so keep dreaming.

[dracosketch]

just another rambling maniac, i see

[sevandyk]

This is best one.

[inferno232]

This guy... He HAS to be trolling. Tell me, he HAS to be trolling. Dear god.... XD

[DaionusThe23rd]

I used to think Mark Von Lewis was cool. What was wrong with me?

[CenturionRyan]

@DaionusThe23rd He never came across to me as a creeper before. He just seemed like a regular person who liked to drink, I guess.

You think you know a guy, right?

[DaionusThe23rd]

@CenturionRyan Yeah...yeah. Just when you think you've found an active troper that isn't terrible...

[crazyrabbits]

Fuckin' SAIGON, man.

[TheTimeConsumer916]

"chicks"

[kcanderse]

Give this nut some credit; he's slightly less pathetic than the majority of tropers who have never approached anyone and are either resigned to dying alone or in "asexual" denial.

[PlanetHell]

I'm afraid that someone like this is in the military.

[accidentalacrophobia]

what a hunk

I want to fuck this guy so bad right now

[Oriphym]

After browsing the forums, he's actually one of the less pathetic tropers, when he's not shitfaced, which isn't so bad because, as I said before, going through the forums while sober is fucking insanity.

[yodawig]

Bitches and whores...

[SpamNapkin]

-Double-barreled brofist-

[tehtrista]

Recording was done over the course of three days, so the guy who read this stuff doesn't have any throat problems. I can't say the same for his brain, though.

[YoungNastyParsee]

If you read the posts in the topic that aren't this guy, they're actually quite reasonable.

[TheIrishGunman]

Eh, Mark is pretty cool, but this is incredibly creepy.

-GearLeader

[DespairNemesis]

@TheIrishGunman Agreed.

[TheIrishGunman]

@DespairNemesis

4:27

And there is my post...

[DrKilgoreMan]

Holy shit, it's like the portrait of madness.

It's a god damn descent into insanity.

Well, if he wasn't insane to begin with.

[SugarIsYourFriend]

>Mt. Clemens

I...I live near there.

SCREAMING.

[DrKilgoreMan]

@SugarIsYourFriend Find him.

You know what to do.

Post proof when you do it.

[ngomez0077]

Yawn.

[ZanaBonanza]

I love the voice. xD

Also good to know that not all the tropers are crazy, though reasoning with this guy seems kinda pointless.

[Ratama]

i'll be defending freedom! freedom! freedom. freedom. . . .

[boitahaki]

fucking avatars, I can only imagine all of this being said by a fucking shark.

[DrButler]

@boitahaki An aristocratic shark, no less.

[doctorman1000]

How can I avoid being like this doofus? Don't have a lot of louck woth women either.

[tehtrista]

@doctorman1000 Learn to spell. Women aren't interested in guys who can't spell a simple word like "with."

[Oriphym]

To be fair to Mark Von Lewis, YOU try going through the Tv Tropes forums without developing a crippling alcohol dependency.

[fslpoon]

I have a feeling that he'll fail the Army health check.

[Redirukod]

3:16 - 3:25

For once, I agree

[Ultron117]

How does it feel Mark Von Lewis?

[RandomQuestions]

This guy is looping his remarks infinitely.

Who wants to bet that this guy is a member of the Nice Guys forums?

Y'know, IMHO, people should stop confusing love and lust and allow romantic relationships grow from friendships. They also shouldn't get into a friendship with someone solely out of the desire of one day being romantically involved with another person. At least then, you'll have reasons other than that tingly feeling you have in your pants to be with somebody.

[boitahaki]

@RandomQuestions or maybe they can man the fuck up and get what they want, or try becoming a rock star/sports legends, so all bitches will jump in their dicks

[ninmu]

Your throat must be sore as hell right now.

[moneymandate]

TVTropes: "Please don't let me die alone!"

[thor55121478]

use match dotcom.

[Starspawn17]

Every troper is uniquely broken in their own way.

[YamiAura]

@Starspawn17 Not every troper; just the ones who speak outloud about it.

[Loyal2NES]

I dunno why, but Monocle Shark just ... just WORKS as an avatar for this guy.

[EponymousKid]

I thought he was looking forward to flirting with women, but he goes on to complain that women don't come up to him and say "I want to fuck."

"I'M the fucking prize, dammit!" HAhaha oh wow.

[GreatNegus]

"I'm not desperate"

Says the guy who posts his bitch-fits on TVTropes Forums just to get people to feel sorry for him.

[speyeker]

The actor's voice must have been incredibly hoarse after doing this.

[CaptainHusky]

I don't have snarky comments.

I hope this guy gets 4F from the military.

[Ryaomon]

Please do a video about Deboss. Holy shit, that guy.

[MohawkPotatoSA]

@Ryaomon This please, that anti-intellectual moron is ripe for parody.

[Tint301]

@MohawkPotatoSA I am convinced he is autistic, or has aspergers, or something, because he really doesn't get anything that isn't spelled out in the most mechanistic and literal way possible.

[SpamNapkin]

@Tint301 he's on TVTropes. What do you think? 

[Fugiar]

dat voice

[TiniestViolin]

"Shit, I'm better than that"

Exclaimed the alcoholic who has never touched a woman.

[AllegroRubato]

@TiniestViolin And what's wrong with never having touched a woman? You make it sound like it's a defect. It's not. It's not where he wants to be, sure, but treating women like they're some kind of prize or status enhancer is what breeds the crazy attitudes of half these lonely guys, and most probably what makes them lonely in the first place.

[TiniestViolin]

@AllegroRubato

Hey Mark. 

[AllegroRubato]

@TiniestViolin lolarious.

[Writtenjustice]

@AllegroRubato Actually, his problem is that he clearly wants a girl but keeps denying it. That's pretty understandable but when you mix it with the sense of self-entitlement that he has, he's shown to be a huge prick. Absolutely pathetic.

[AllegroRubato]

@Writtenjustice I don't disagree with that.

[Writtenjustice]

@AllegroRubato It means you have good sense. I hope this Lewis fellow learns the error of his ways.

[HunterLunter]

what

[YamiAura]

GIRLS DON'T LIKE DRUNKARDS, YOU IDIOT.

[fslpoon]

@YamiAura

The army don't like drunkards either.

[RayTehSun]

Genuine certified creeper.

[fhistleb]

Fuck, I think I know this kid. If its who I think it is, he's a good worker but a real creepy kid.

[YamiAura]

@fhistleb I'm so sorry. D:

[EbolaZidane]

Maybe the girls are turned off by your intense mobile web browsing.

[Protectorett]

Oh my God I just love this guy! This is seriously one of the most hilarious video in the series. I haven't laughed this much at tropers in quite a while. The despertion, the poorly hidden jealousy, the slow spiral of madness, and that hilarious voice. If he sounded like that in real life I would hang out with this guy just to record everything he says and make more videos like this.

[momoandmiz]

Funniest one yet :D

[BoisterousBizarnes]

They all give him up

They all let him down

They all run around and desert him

They all make him cry

They all say goodbye

They all tell lies and hurt him

[TheRadicalOneNG]

Haha, this is just depressing.

[JohnMooreification]

"All I have is myself!"

Who wouldn't what that guy at his side in combat?

[MrJohndoakes]

@JohnMooreification I think when he says he is a "military man", he really means "Civil War reenactor."

[DarkMario2]

Mark von Lewis = Vegeta?

[JohnMooreification]

Christ, someone needs to tell these people that mumbling out a speech at someone who got one up on you isn't badass, it just comes across as insecure!

[CenturionRyan]

I talk to Mark sometimes. He always seemed like a pretty chill guy. I guess not.

[FirstPistolSammy]

@CenturionRyan

IS HE CUTE

[CenturionRyan]

@FirstPistolSammy He is not.

[FirstPistolSammy]

@CenturionRyan

ahahahah

hmm i wonder why girls dont approach him then..

[xxIreneCaffeine]

Also, I'm really confused as to why he expects to get girls when he's in a military uniform.

Fuck, I've never commented so many times on one of these. God damn.

[FirstPistolSammy]

@xxIreneCaffeine

he is a wannabe mili

[xxIreneCaffeine]

3:33 Why? Maybe because whenever you go out you're drinking ten times as much as every other guy in the room and you're being loud and sloppy and scary as fuck. Why would anyone want to approach you?

[xxIreneCaffeine]

Oh my fucking god I cant believe someone this fucking insane and bipolar and desperate and confused exists jesus fucking christ

fucking christ that shark

[FreshmanThesis]

"Anime fans keep mentioning their hobby, way I see it I can keep bringing up mine."

Awesome, dude.

[blacktigerpaw1]

This fucker needs to be disembowled and fed to crows.

[EnzeruAnimeFan]

I can't believe I'm third to comment.

[daijimin]

I absolutely love your videos, but this is seriously the most fucking annoying narrator you've ever put on.

[DayBreakization]

@daijimin That probably was the point.

[stevefox1200]

spiral of madness