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0ntop0fth3world 2 months ago
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I pledge to sell my obnoxious car, and buy a hybrid. This will actually be more damaging to the environment than keeping the obnoxious car, since the new owner won't be as concerned about the earth. But I will be able to tell people I have a hybrid. I will get invited to parties with B-list actors. I will go to leftist heaven when I die.
jwmellott 4 months ago
Hey Spike Lee! Still waiting for your Pledge! Here's all you need to do: You keep $10million, and give the rest to Obama, because then you both be doin' the Right Thing!
YosupMofo 10 months ago
proof masturbation causes blindness?
nice glasses dude
doc4care 2 years ago
Epic ending was epic. ;)
XaviersSecretary 2 years ago
Hahahahaa! <3
KDxLiberty 2 years ago
What a puke video of mindlessness.
keetonplace 2 years ago
I pledge to help unseat every traitor in the House and Senate. I pledge to help restore the Republic!
27Glory 2 years ago 15
@27Glory
kellykak98 1 year ago
Hey Kutcher How did you get to be so stupid? you need a check up from the neck up you look smart but looks can be deceving!!
badfinger05200 2 years ago
hes kelso hes stupid from birth
elelisrael 2 years ago
Great Video...Thanks for posting
Dvldog3669 2 years ago
I pledge to ignore the fact that Obama is running our already poor economy into the ground within months of being elected so I can continue to advertise Barack Obama, the god among men.
ShrapnelLeader 2 years ago
I Pledge to post a comment on your video....
KQ6WQ 2 years ago
that was fucking genius! i love it !
jacknife0000 2 years ago
Could have done without the perv comments . But whitehouse needs to know We are not robots and we dont worship Barack Obama. As president he has the duty to protect our life liberty and property...according to the Constitution
saralisa30 2 years ago
glad I am not the only one using Pledge on my wood.
Utard1 2 years ago
I pledge to never vote for a socialism again who gives tarp money to Wall street bailouts and ACORN flunkies that got me into office. I pledge never to listen to airhead celebrities who try to sway my vote with their stupidity.
caction66 2 years ago 2
Hey obama assholes:
┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐
Thanks for the high spending on my grandchildrens credit card! Fucking morons!!!
JBRinjersey 2 years ago 6
PLEDGE.....LOL
therebombs 2 years ago
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I PLEDGE to worship barack obama and to realize that he is the biggest liar the world has ever seen. I PLEDGE to walk obediently to the slaughter and to lead others over the cliff. I PLEDGE to follow these deceived actors whom I also worship. I PLEDGE to not get upset and riot when there is no food in the stores but to obediently listen to my government when they herd us into fema camps. I PLEDGE to take forced inoculations and to not question authority. I PLEDGE to love my fellow comrades
obamachrist 2 years ago
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Aren't you a bit old for this sort of sophomoric stupidity? Bart Simpson's got better material and he's not even out of elementary school yet. That's a minute and a half minutes of my life I'll never get back. I pledge to ignore any further vid's put up on this channel.
leananshae 2 years ago
GO FOR IT!!! Now those are some pledges that I can support!
destinyson23 3 years ago
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You have officially benn diagnosised with heavy retardation.
Doctors think this may be attributed to the fact you were born from an ass rape between your mom and oposum.
fred7390 3 years ago
i pledge to never throw my cigarette butts in the trash
btgebo 3 years ago 2