Dragonball Z teaches real life kung fu information #02

[gingowitch]

Why would piccolo cut the tail off Gohan and destroys the moon?

The penis has forces and comes out of the body on the front side of the body. There are forces in the back side of the body due to the penis nerves, flesh, etc. The strength of the flaccid penis will contribute greatly to the development of a tail, and is even used in superhuman power development.

Piccolo cut off Gohan's tail to make him weaker and easy to control. Circumcision an attempt to cut the tail.

[gingowitch]

Have you ever read the seventy-two Powers of the Monkey emperor? That is also a reason why the mighty saiyans who have super powers have tails and turn into apes.

[hoogleunion]

lol, so to summ it up, only practice can make you good at kung fu

[ukguy]

goku has a tail because he was based on the chinese monkey king god sunwukong, songoku is just japanese way of saying it.

[goldvest5]

I've always noticed women with big butts do seem to have incredible but invisible powers

[666pandemic]

This is a fucking joke! The invisible physical forces don't exist without a real motherfucking tail!!! Fucking idiot, why doesn't my invisible tail hit shit? Knock shit over as I go about my business??? HUH??? That's right. I don't fuckin' have a tail and neither does anyone else. Rant over.

[hoogleunion]

@666pandemic

what he means by the invisable physical forces of your tail, is the muscles in your body that keep you balanced, and not stumbling around like gohan was. so what he means by having a tail will make you strong, is that if you develop good balance, you can have strong kung fu powers. rant@rant, over.

[TheRealTrueKapell]

ROLF!!!

[mereisakura]

according to happeh theory, watching this video lowers your iq to below 90

[jaugernaut16]

he fuckin stupid lol

[DjerbiS]

I know it seems ridiculous, but it´s true

[OkamiThunder]

AHAHAHAHA this is so fucking fake omg is this a joke.

[papageorgio123123]

hahahaahhaha gohan must masturbate alot right?

[KiwiDillan]

according to happy theory you are gay

[lefanrok]

Whaaaaat...?

[diomedes39]

please kill yourself, but first remove your videos so that they never waste anyone's time ever again

[steveecker]

Invisible Physical Forces? There's no such thing as a VISIBLE physical force, it's a force... not a mass producing force. Also, a tail is not a living thing made of flesh. It is a collection of smaller living cells, attached to a larger living thing made of flesh. If they had no tail, they would fall face first. Watch a kangaroo run, the legs are the center and it's like a flexible board bouncing from the center. There must be a mass generating the force for it to exist. It's a resultant vector

[steveecker]

Have you ever seen a mammal shit through it's tail? According to "Happeh Theory", the kangaroos intestines are connected to it's tail... Right? How much weight have you put on your internal organs? Probably not as much as a kangaroo weighs... Let alone the force it generates when it utilizes its tail... Please stop wasting bandwidth...

[steveecker]

Yet another revelation... I don't even finish watching these before I post, that's sad... The buttocks are attached to the tailbone... And so is the tail. Now, the song goes like this. "The butt is connected to the, tailbone.. The tail is connected to the ..." RIGHT! Tailbone, NOT THE BUTT... Muscles attach to tendons or bones, not other muscles... Stop insulting kangaroos. And stop insulting Kung Fu!

[steveecker]

You would think that "Happeh Theory" would be slightly more profound, and relate the tail metaphor to something more useful, such as a device for keeping BALANCE... Another such focus in Kung Fu Applications, to combat and lifestyle alike. Most animals that have a tail, use it specifically for balance. Not for transforming into something they're not. Sounds like Happeh Theory needs to lay off the crack, stop watching cartoons, and go get a job, or a girlfriend... Or something constructive.

[jonahda0mega]

thank you cause this guyz nutz

[drmagix42]

I think gohan was really falling around because he lost his balance.

If you want more of a dynamic effect, they should cut his arm or leg off.

[TuluzSrebrov]

... actualy, i like these

[blagd]

LOOOL.. I'm sorry man but this is kinda pathetic.. And i'm someone who believes in chi and that but this is just a joke xD

[torus2]

According to Happeh theory, you don't have a cock- just an invisible physical force vector. >_>

[Einheitskreis]

@torus2 ROFL nice one

[Einheitskreis]

@Einheitskreis Yes, I know your posting is 2 y old...

[mebolee]

fuck u

[sonicballer8888]

according to happeh theory... happeh theory sucks

[tuffguytofiles]

r u psychotic? im confused wht r u tryin to get at in all these vids??

[Zivi11]

Do you mean that you can be trained to lean backwards and let your tail (or vector) suppor you? I tried this a few times, but even when I leant backwards just a couple of inches I overbalanced. What are your views?

[Mattteus]

my invisible physical forces sometimes smell like rotten eggs