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  • I hope this fat bloke don't end up on radio 2.

  • I followed a link from the old XFM Ricky Gervais shows, what a difference. Both can talk utter shite for hours but Ricky's is funny non-stop with no effort needed compared with Moyles being so boring and uninteresting!!! Monkey newsssssss

  • i remember chris moyles used to be good...

  • Whata dick...

    Bunch of wankers

  • Chris Moyles is as funny as a broken limb. He doesn't champion new music and whilst I certainly do choose listen to other morning radio, I have the right to be feel aggrieved about being compelled *by law* to foot the bill for his fucking pizzas when all he gives me in return is a sort of spoken HEAT magazine for the blind.

  • @hairypucara Don't fucking search him and watch his videos on YouTube then you silly cunt.

  • @xZubzer0x I followed a link actually. Which I regret. Apart from that your kind advice is pretty sound.

    By the way, does your social worker know you're swearing at people on the internet?

  • @hairypucara My social worker says it's fine to ridicule idiotic people on the internet, when they're actively searching out people they don't like on the internet in the hopes of venting some suppressed anger they have against them. Did you get touched as a child while listening to Chris Moyles' breakfast show by any chance?

    By the way, does your mother know what a sad lonely loser her son turned out to be trying to be clever over the internet? Just saying :)

  • Ha ha not so funny when thier ego gets dented is it. All of a sudden it's revenge time.

  • Its only funny for moyles when hes doing it to someone else, when he got cut off there was no laughing and joking- hes like a fucking 7 year old in a playground. hes also an annoying fat cunt

  • Please check out My Place by Tokyo Rose an amusing rock music video warning of the dangers of too much social networking. Although it is amusing it does carry a very dark message of what may happen

  • complete twat.................he is why i dont listen anymore.....what a wanker

  • if you dont like radio 1 then dont fucking listen its easy!!

    and it isn't shit, they have just updated it, its moved on with the ages if old songs are what your after radio 2 is probs your best shot, until then stop dissing stations and move on!!

  • what did he say????

  • oh i thought it said "Chris moyles head gets cut off" how disappointing.

  • radio 1 was good before matthew bannister took over and sacked the old djs,got some unrecognised faceless djs in,got rid of the old records,brought in a new music policy,alienated the staff,and totally wrecked the station beyond recognition. It's nothing nowadays and it has sunk under the (radio) waves!

  • @AnthonyUK I disagree. Do you really think DLT would have been popular today?

  • "Its friday, its 7:30 hes still number one HE"S TOP OF THE BLOODY POPS AT BLOODY 8!"

  • Oh Chris.

    Lost 500000 listeners did we? People finally come to the conclusion you're a throbbing sac of repulsive goo with eyes and stubble? I bet when you're trying to have sex with whatever creature will accept your seed, your selulite-engrossed thys slap together like a ryhtmic salsa.

  • moyles got done and cant take it. hahahahaha. fat prick

  • Radio 1 died since 1993 and has been rubbish ever since and it has been dying on it's feet for some time. I think it's time it went.

  • @AnthonyUK let me guess ur on the wrong side of 30

  • @AnthonyUK matt edmonson is making it better!

  • @AnthonyUK quite agree with you there mate, its been shit since bannister got hold of it back in 1993, its shit, shit and even more shit. the same can be said for commercial stations these days, internet radio is taking over.

  • Sorry 2 sa this but Radio 1 is shit.

  • @everyone06 yeah and ur a TWAT!!

  • @TomWicklentv

    you seem like a dick

  • Wouldn't it be entertaining if Chris Moyles woke up dazed, in some sort of shady isolated room then suddenly the t.v came on and a wierd puppet appeared on the screen with a graspy voice saying "Chris Moyle's you have a decision to make, in front of you is a poisoned cake and there is no antidote in the room, the only door of the room is on timelock for 2 hours, good luck."

  • @edisdead1 how about ur a twat and thats the most stupid comment i ever heard 

  • @TomWicklentv hahahaa listen that muther fucker would eat that cake and die and you would commit necrophilia and ride that fat fuck up your asshole till he spat out poisoned jizz into your behind, and you would just lie down crying, melting from your ass onwards.

  • @edisdead1 very weird! maybe i shud just cum and knock u out

  • @TomWicklentv threats on youtube verrrrrrry scary, sounds like you'd give freddy kruger nightmares. freddys like "shit i cant sleep, that toms face keepin me up, dam thats one kid i wouldnt fiddle with."

  • @freddykrugartv, yo! tom has got a good face for the radio (not tv) hasnt he freddy. "YO YO, THIS IS TOM WICKLEN COMIN AT YA FROM SIREN FM, CHILLIN YOWA EARS WITH SWEET SWEET R&B".

  • @edisdead1 your a legend :D

  • I remember carp[ark catchphrase back in 2005 when i was working in some haggard soldering job when i was 17 haha! brings back some memories, Chris Moyles used to make me laugh my head off so much back then, what a legend XD

  • He's a tit.

  • radio 1 NEEDS to bring back carpark catchphrase, the funniest gameshow ever!

  • they have

  • @mastergx1 it is bk, its been bk for a good year now, at the end of the show

  • @mastergx1 roy walker makes me laugh hes soooo funny

  • @mastergx1 you must know by now... BUT ITS BACK

  • well if you dnt like him ralphenstein go listen to sumet else you fucking tool

  • @mollster12345 well thats the problem you bell end he dominates R1 with his whiny bitch ass rants- the kind of shit your dumb ass can relate to.

  • Why can't I give thumbs up to all the best comments on here? There's a lot of them by the way. That must tell Moyles fans something. The guy's an idiot! He gets paid an obscene amount of money just to entertain for a couple of hours a day, and he fails all too often. I honestly believe every pub in the country has at least one person who could do a much better job.

    Chris Moyles is the luckiest cunt on the planet.

  • CHRIS MOYLES ROCKS! =] hes rilly funny have you not heard the parodys of all those shit songs he does...! he makes them sooo funny lol XD

  • The standards have hit a new low.

    This undeservingly overpaid sack of regurgitated camel flab now has a TV show. I have lost the little respect I had left for Channel 4. It's clear the show will flop, at least within the first 3 shows anyway. I'll be waiting with a glass of wine, ready to rejoice.

  • well as radio 1 plays just about nothing but pure undistilled shite in terms of music nowadays (with the occasional good song hidden somewhere), the only thing worth listening for on a long journey is the random humour that guys like chris moyles, scott mills, chappers and dave provide.

    granted i'm sure there are LOADS of funnier people, but it's the best entertainment i am getting whilst taking a long journey with my boring parents so there's not much i can do about it.

  • @spiffcorgi totally agree with u there mate, moyles and co get me through the first few hours of work happy ! :)

  • Thats why its back for a second series?

  • Mills :D

  • "Cya, ya looser" - that was a bit harsh. Funny though. :D

  • bet you listen to wogan!!!!!!!

  • loved a bit of carpark catchphrase

  • i think quite a lot are passive listeners like me.. i just have radio 1 on the radio because its lively.. don't really listen to it, and need it to wake me up, i don't activley seek out chris moyles, but on the other hand i DO activley look for mills :D

  • the only people who dont like chris moyles are dull radio 2 bummers

    i hope hes on the radio for a good few more years

  • The only people who don't like Chris Moyles are those with an ounce of sense who just want to be entertained by the radio, especially if the DJ is getting paid as much as this useless mouth breathing talentless prick.

  • well obviously he has millions of people who like him, he wouldnt be on prime time if there wasnt... why dont you just not listen?? and accept that some people like him? theres alot of things i hate but i dont seek them out on the internet and insult them its childish

  • Lulz.

  • he's lively and funny but only if you get that style humour, if you don't like him don't listen... simple !

  • me too

  • chris moyles is a legend.

  • moyles is a funny guy

  • haha. it would've been funny if he did it again a second time.

  • Moyles Rules

  • "revenge is sweet, it's like a big cake" LOL

    i love him but comedy dave's the best

  • Lmaoooo, to all haters go fuck yourself you faggots.

  • Preach...

  • moyles aint my fellow man hes a fat leeds cunt and god doesnt exist

  • You clearly know nothing.

    You think he was scared?

    I doubt he cares :) He has all that money too keep him company at night :)

  • piss off

  • LMFAO

    See ya, ya loser. :']

  • ur a tit

  • Chris Moyles LEGAND

  • mate...like 9 million cant be wrong...

    LEGEND!!

  • A billion believe in God - but it doesn't make them right!

  • Got to say Moyles is a tucking fosser...

    Over & out

  • OMGEH DUNT SWARE ON YUTUBESZZ

    Grow up you cucking funt

  • They don't like it when a joke is played on them do they? Listen to their voices when he cuts them off...they're almost annoyed.

  • All the people getting thumbs down for saying Moyles is a twat should be getting thumbs UP. I have to listen to this guy the way to college. He's arrogant and way too full of himself. He's always ragging on about his ratings and how other presenters are shit, when in fact, Radio 2 gets way more listeners and Mills actually gets more listeners than he does. Plus he plays the same three songs over and over again, which is why I listen to radio 2. I don't care if people say I'm 'old' for doing so.

  • your a sad loser get a life

  • The whole show is great and no matter what anyone says or thinks, it`s the only thing that stops me falling asleep at the wheel when I`m driving along the M6 for hours every morning. Who needs to stop for a coffee while these are keeping you entertained. Cheers Moyles and the gang. You save many lives! And the same goes for Scot Mills and Chappers.

  • I'm sure your mum and dad are very proud of you.

  • What did I say that was insulting?

  • That's commercial radio for you. Some people just don't know there's a whole new world of internet stations out there, far superior to this daily dross.

  • hahaha I knew his ego couldn't take it!!

  • why is this post marked as spam? it isn't

  • im on carpark catchphase tomoro wish me luck. chris33 cambridge :O) please record it cheers

  • Well done David shows Moyles can dish it out but can't take it when done to him, if someone gives it back he has a tantrum boo hoo. Wish more people would do that to him would be more funny.

  • pokes in the eye are funny if its not you

  • Career pretty much summed up at the brits?

    Gotta be joking he is a good presenter and calling him over-weight?

    he knows he's over-weight, there isn't a show that goes by without him ripping himself and his weight.

  • Chris Moyles show is fuckin brill. His arrogance and shallow nature only add to the genius comedy. Some people just don`t understand the concept of having a laugh. Shame on you.

  • very well put =]

  • he's a broadcasting legend. there's nothing more you can say. pure genius

  • really???? are you on the radio? do you have your own show? 7.8 million listeners...... say it slowly so it sinks in..... 7.8 MILLION!!!!

    he is funny, the show is funny, your not! FACT!

  • that was for simple life by the way. simple life simple mind

  • Cabage, if you're going to insult me, use proper grammar. Now, the reason this talentless overhyped bag of benine blubber, has 8 million listeners is because they too have no real sense of comedy. Regarding your comment on me not being funny, i don't consider myself a comedian. Now, i am not going to try and change your mind, or stop you listening to this, but there are better shows out there to listen to. The Adam and Joe podcasts are among the best, go download them if you have any sense.

  • how can you say he has that many listeneres because his listeners have no real sense of comedy? thats a complete matter of opinion, and adam and joe are inbreds and you clearly have no sens of humour

  • Wow, that was uncalled for. I felt my last comment was polite and reasonable. Anyway, did i really say that?...

    Sorry, what i meant was, people who listen to this are really stupid people... y'know... people who watch Britains got Talent and listen to McFly. Emily, you represent everything i hate about this country and the world. People like you support this abomination. This talentless frog is lowering the standards of comedy for future generations you see... it's because i care.

  • i would hate you, but that was actually quite funny.

  • Wow...i think you are the one making uncalled for comments! How can you say shit like that... ?? He is not harming anyone..just dont listen to his show, or maybe dont be as serious..

  • I'd reply to that comment but i just overheard him got destroyed by a listener again and it made my day. Peace

  • what? how do people that listen to chris moyles watch shite like britains for talent? deary me, let me guess, you hate the world because everyone hatws you...yeah thought so ;)

  • I listen to Moyles in the morning and think he's great but I don't watch BGT or listen to McFly. I can't stand these kinds of shows or bands and I'm not completely stupid so don't make large generalisations, it undermines your point and makes you look petty.

  • Oh dear...really you seriously have to take a look at yourself. Your 24 years old, and your favourites on youtube are all the typical"geek" stuff. I can bet you sit at home every night on youtube for hours on end writing abusive comments about people like chris moyles who you have NEVER met. Thats a sad existence, try going out and having a life? I feel pity for you, really sorry that you can't understand how sad you are

  • eh? dont be stupid u muppet

  • LOL he deserved that.

  • scab? hahahaaa

  • Because not all of us only find people fighting coat hangers funny.

  • Its a great video :) Agreed. I just don't like people attacking other people over simple things like the way type! The way you milk me phil tbh :P

  • I'm sorry, can someone with a disability not stand up for his fellow people? Idiot.

  • You're not clever, you're not funny. Of course, if u were u might have your own breakfast show on international radio :P

  • I Don't Understand What People Are Arguing About!

  • Omg Calm Down Everybody HAHA!!

    Its Only A chuffing Video..

    I Think He's Funny And A Legend..And Alot Of People Do, I Bet He Has More Friends Than You Lot LOL

  • Why do you put a capital letter at the start of each word? You're not very bright, your punctuation and grammar isn't very good either. I suggest you throw yourself infront of a train.

  • Oh THAT'S Mature Isn't It?

  • simplelife88393 get a life you moron. Some people have learning disabilities therefore cannot help it.

  • Jesus christ you lot, give it a rest?! I can see why the people who don't like him came on cause it says "Chris Moyles gets cut off" and i can see why fans come on here, cause it's to do with Chris Moyles. Really though, take a look back through your stupid comments that have -8 or whatever and see how stupid you sound! All you sound like is a bunch of dickhead's that know how to swear, oh you're so clever!

  • I agree, being able to arguee about a video online is pretty childish really.

  • 'Revenge is sweet. It's like a cake' LMAO

  • thanks