Cobra Commander is such a gentleman!!!

[eviljoel]

Cobra Commander confirmed for completely asexual.

[chibicelchan]

WTF did he even trip over, seriously! I know the catfight is 20 kinds of distracting but come on, CC.

[afrasiabi96]

Can't cobra bitch slap theses women? ;D

[Leksakshund]

Lol, Cobra Commander is so clumsy.

[Kroenen117]

is it bad i fapped to this ? also i think cobra is gay :P

[rorschach1911]

Wow, Lady Jaye got some nice legs on her.

[GenoPeppino]

Once again proving Cobra Comander's lack of foresight. Options: A) Let Lady Jaye go, leaving you alone with Baroness! B) Let Baroness go, leaving you alone with Lady Jaye. C) Destroy the copter, and make a play for the threeway. ...Serpentor would have the girls so satified they wouldn't even have noticed the copter.

[eviljoel]

@GenoPeppino You're assuming that Cobra Commander is into women, something that seems unlikely.

[thebootinpieman]

Rofl 

[papalolita]

Kids, Cobra Commander showed you how to treat women.

Rule no. 1: Treat them mean, keep them keen.

Especially those of you who were raised by single mothers and have been fed misinformation on how to deal with women.

She tells you to be a gentleman to women, to be a nice guy etc. The irony is that she had spread her legs for a bad boy and got knocked up, and begat you out of wedlock.

[tifforo1]

@papalolita

Did you seriously just use the prospect of having and abandoning a child as a motive for why you should be mean to women?

[Souper13]

Cobra Commander was such a fucking great jerk... gotta love the cat fight

[MonsterconFromMars]

"Ugh... Organization of ten thousand men and I'm stuck in a jungle! I can't stand it. It's drivin' me nuts!"

God damn Cobra Commander's awesome.

[JonO387]

@MonsterconFromMars And extremely gay by the sound of that quote.

[MonsterconFromMars]

@JonO387

You've clearly never been stranded with women who have no intention of having sex with you, but every intention of bitching at you and making you miserable. CC wouldn't give a shit if one of them was going to put out. But no, he's stuck in the jungle with two bitches he can't stand. I feel bad for the ruthless terrorist man. Most men with exes do too.

[JonO387]

@MonsterconFromMars Hahah, wow mister serious, learn how to take a joke. And no, I've only been stranded with women who have sex on their minds.

[Solh0und]

A catfight on a kids show? RARE!

Also C.C. is a pimp!

[psychoreactive]

looks like pimpin' ain't easy after all...

[landcommander1981]

Girlfight!

[txrich80]

OMG! Hegrabs a hand full of ass 4-5 secs in! LOL cartoon porn

[kakuichi]

@txrich80 Holy shit that was hilarious. I didn't notice that the 1st time around! He got a couple grabs & pats on her ass w/ that 70's porn voice going on. He's complaining about being stranded w/ the two women & "being frustrated"! This is a classic clip!

[Shadowtamer16]

"Bitch, I'M the Cobra Commander in this house!"

[Takara963]

what episode is this

[tommiedepew1]

women want equal rights but in times of an emergency they expect to be the first ones out of danger.cobra commander is correct on this one.kick the bitch down where she belongs,no cops around to stop you.

[DKrules9]

defenseless women my ass, That's what Cobra Commander is thinking. they both could kick any man's ass

[MattyJPGreg]

Why didn't Cobra Commander just take Baroness with him and they leave Lady Jaye behind? Why is she against her leader here? (I'm not very privy to this series; I'm more a fan of the comics and Resolute.)

[Cableguy9898]

@MattyJPGreg The Gamesmaster (the guy that kidnapped them) left a one seat helicopter for someone to try and use. So it made them pit themselves against each other.

[MattyJPGreg]

@Cableguy9898 ah :P so who got the chopper?

[Cableguy9898]

@MattyJPGreg None of them. It got destroyed by one of the Gamesmasters weapons. (A giant lawnmower) because, of course, this was more or less a trap for them. You'd really have to see the whole episode to get the idea of what the Gamesmaster is. A giant of a man, like 7ft tall, with a super Peter Pan complex.

[Browned79]

This was a strange episode where some sort of collector kidnaps them and takes them to his secret lair -- a deserted island. The collector flees, vowing to return, but he is never seen again. Not sure how the Baroness could get away with his attire on a 'kids' show.

[MrBuch169169]

Wassssssss.... a lady's mannnnnnnnn!!

[JimmyColls]

For the greatest athletes and soldiers in the world, it's strange that GI Joe and Cobra could only ever run at the average speed of a mobility scooter.

[justinadil1]

COBRA COMMANDER RULESSSSSSSS

[justinadil1]

cobra commander rulessssss

[WillC]

If I were cobra commander I would destroy the helicopter and stay with baroness and lady jaye because what guy would dare to leave two smoking hot babes behind. That's a sin!

[mega48man]

@WillC i'd tell them the chopper's out of fuel, guess they'll have to swim home. then tell them it's too long to swim and tell them to come back and wait for help......5 hours should be long enough :D

[Ratmaster100]

what's the name of this episode!

[barqueWorks]

Dam right COBRA!!!!!

[tmcheetor82]

dude this is hot

[LazyNinja07]

What is this I don't even?

[EvilDead992]

lol

[deidaraluffsme]

A panty-shot, followed by a cat fight and a seal-flop by CC to finish the combo.lol

I love Cobra Commander.XD

[koboldlord]

Get to the choppa!

[auro1986]

CC ought 2 have tossed a coin & choose which chik 2 take with him

[MrDrProfCommander]

RUN! GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!!

[ColonelVile]

Uile meallan COBRA! All hail.

[Dragonrider1227]

I'll bet this entire episode was written so we could get the Baroness in a Bikini the whole time. Not that I'M complaining ;)

[ubicaritas75]

God the sexual energy is driving all of them crazy. CC should fuck the helicopter and nail those chicks. Conquering the world can wait 5-10 minutes. The Baroness seemed up for it and Lady Jane has her F me heels on anyway.

[nwpamundsen]

lucky guy

[rishiarora1983]

:P cobra commander is naturally funny

[ColorsBright]

lol I love Cobra Commander! This video is great

[NashiNashii]

Wahey, I wish CC would grab my legs. xD

All hail cobra! People should put Cobra as their political view on their census.

[WholeFnSho259]

0:04 is he spanking her ass? lol

[DieAtomik]

Heil Cobra! I am cobra commander's #1 fan. But I hate this version of him. But I love the original version and the doctor version.

[cooleggsman]

this is the original version.

[DieAtomik]

No I mean I don't like the version where he looks like an al qaeda with a rag on his head.

[cooleggsman]

I think it looks awesome, he is a terrorist after all.

[DieAtomik]

Yeah but I liked it better when he looked like a nazi.

[altarush]

they are his puppets. He looks cool and evil.

[DieAtomik]

He is cool and evil. He's the guy from My Chemical Romance.

[spike1386]

All Hail Cobra Commander!

[barqueWorks]

woohoo lady jaye and baroness cat fight yeehaw

[mega48man]

@barqueWorks yo joe, i'm up for that

[ColeVecsion]

all hail baroness in a bikini the whole episode!!

[bluesincebirth1967]

i remember this episode somehow lol

[deathmetal44]

lol

[DEP717]

Baroness = HOT

Lady Jaye was cool as all.

CC's just mad his desert island prospects got ruined by the chopper LOL

RIP Mr. Latta I'll never forget that voice.

[hellephant]

0:01 what is he, Popeye?

[PaulUmbarger]

00:37 Lady Jaye falls down in front of us and we didn't even get an up-skirt shot! WEAK!

[wreathofpalmaria]

lol cobra commander's an unmanly peasant. XD

[CenterOpposite]

"You don't mean you'd leave two defenseless women to fend for themselves...?"

"YES!"

LMAO

[jpthug4lyf]

LOL! That line was pretty funny.

[619heat]

Indeed.All hail Cobra Commander.

[DRAKUMEL77]

Cobra rules!!!!!