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  • 1:31 That made me jump

  • this scene was awesome

    about time Kelly got to kick some ass

    and any1 else see the wires on Kelly at 2:16? its kind of dark and hard to see, but i saw them!

  • @Mariobros561997 Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy! Actually, I think he was Mexican! (no racism intended)

  • @veganacademy Since I've gone to Park Pedia to research Jophery,I think you're right,though from the top pic I can't tell (obviously no racism...yeah you get it)

  • @veganacademy let me do more research

  • @musicboyjake88 in the first one, gennaro, the white lawyer, gets eaten first. And in JP3, the guys on the boat die, then cooper, the mercenary, gets eaten by the Spino before Nash, the black. None of them have a black guy eaten first :P

  • @veganacademy It was actually a guy named Jophery at the very begnning that was the first to die (& he was black,no racism intended either)

  • Aaaaaand now he's a gay dad on Glee cx

  • @oOSugarHolicOo its not entirly awful, its just stupid and unrealistic. what was going through that girl's head?? "oh maybe if i do some gymnastics it'll scare them away" just bs

  • The raptor noises are better in jp2/3

  • Which one is Thorne?

  • @capanelliChron Doc Thorne wasn't ever in the second movie,he was only in the novel

  • LOL

    The black girl is awesome !

    I love black people

    But I don't want to be one of them

    Everyone loves his origin the most :)

  • I realized one thing from this movie.........this movie is the only JP movie that doesn't kill the black person first(I'm part black so If u take offense u obviously didn't read this)

  • @musicboyjake88 besides the 3rd where Cooper gets killed before Nash

  • @musicboyjake88 no JP3 doesn't kill the black person first. He dies third in that one after the parachute guy and the guy on the runway (both those dudes were white). He then promply gets eaten after he crashes the plane.

  • 2:31 hes all like :O lol

  • @kicknbazz1615 nope bro the humans are for certain monster

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  • I cried the first time I saw the raptor get impaled on that spike, I was about 7 lol

  • 2:34 POW! HAHA!

  • This girl is a flipping ninja!

  • maybe because the doorknob is round this time (in first movie, all raptors had to do was to push down the vertical knob to open the door)...raptors probably can't hold rounded objects (not to mention, it's small and made out of metal) and turn it around with their claws :P

  • i like the book more

  • Ian is fucking hot tho *drools* always has and always will be

  • God...Kelly isn't even malcolm's daughter

    they totally....out directed it from the book

    in the book kelly isn't even relative to Ian

  • i like the fact that there are tools like wrenches and screwdrivers on the wall of the shed and these two bitches dont want to use them

  • @287hey since when are wrenches and screwdrivers useful for digging :P

  • Lol this and the first movies are quite sexist for the dinos because in the fisrt movie ALL the raptors are female and in the second one ALL the raptors are males..... whereas in jp3 they are mixed up...=p

  • @287hey Not really since the T-Rexes are both male and female since those were there parents.Isla Sorna is the same island in JP/// so they were always mixed up.

  • @287hey And this was messed up that the Raptors look WAY different in JP/// and they were on the same island so the Raptors from JP and JP// are there.But that means Ingen made different Raptors so the others are still there.

  • I know its a film....but she'll never kick a velociraptor down like that. Lol.

  • 1:29 That made me jump lol.

  • FATALITY

  • This scene should have been titled "How to ruin an otherwise perfectly good movie" By Steven Spielberg

  • i miss the velociraptor :"(

  • 2:40 NOOOOOOO!!! YOU NIGGER

  • "You just kicked a velociraptor through a window using your gymnast abilities....the school cut you from the team?"

  • I hate that, when kids are SO brilliant in films...

  • thumbs up of if the Nostalgia Critic brought you here :)

  • How did the raptor not see her swinging about, it should've been able to jump and rip her off that pole, i mean come on she was close enough to kick it from the bar and she spent a few seconds spinning about lol

  • @dantefangirl14 Remember it's just an animal, he's probably distracted because he's never seen it before, or ways at wats going to happen.

    Also it's a movie

  • Hey! You! MYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES?

  • "Hey Tim can you get the razor from the... HOLY SHIT!!.. RUN!!.. GET IN THE CAR!!"

  • Shit. Even though I knew it would happen when that dinosaur's head popped in I JUMPED Gosssh!! This movie is fricken EPIC!!! LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! And makes me remember when we watched the 1997 Jurrasic Park movie in Bio class I sat in the first row adn I freakin JUMPPPPED when the sheep/goat's leg popped onto the car *shivers* This movie is fricken EPICCCCCCCCCC

  • "Clever Girl" is more clever than these male Raptors

  • 2:38 PWNED

  • I don't know why EVERYONE hates this scene. It's one of my favorites in this movie, aside from the "Mommy's very angry" scene. And this movie was A LOT better than people made it out to be.

  • @oOSugarHolicOo because its stupid

  • This single scene and that character ruined this whole movie. Why couldn't they just use the characters from the book? So men with guns can't take down a raptor but a nigger with gymnastics skills can?! in the book it was a black kid who was a computer expert and had so much more character. Her character in this movie is so out of place it ruins the film at times. But nowadays you have to have this "negro hero" or you aren't being PC, forced characters are never good, NEVER good and ruin movies

  • @Colton5 You need to chill.

  • how do they did faster than the raptors

    

  • y isnt she black?

  • @codfreak5476 She IS black....

  • @oOSugarHolicOo ur black

  • @codfreak5476 Really? Cause I thought I was white, but if you say so. .___.

  • @oOSugarHolicOo u used to be white but then u took an arrow to the knee

  • @codfreak5476 Oh.... Ouch.

  • DUDE THIS GUY IS MAKING ME SOOO MAD HE LIKED CUTTING THE BEST PARTS FROM THE MOVIE HE SHOULD GO KILL HIMSELF I HATE HIM AND TO THE GUY HOW DARE U MEESED WITH JURASSIC PARK LIKE THAAT I HATE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • @LilGoldKey And who are you talking about

  • I looked up epic in the dictionary and this clip was somehow embedded in the paper.

  • 0:03.  Raptor pwn

  • 0:41 I thought *ram em'!*

  • 0:38 BITCH SLAP XDXDXDXDXD

  • 0:53 Why are the raptors digging? The door was clearly unlocked when Dr. Malcom opened it. I thought they knew how too open doors?

  • @9zBrandon You know, those were the raptors in the park.

    These guys probably just had their first experience in their life with the door in this scene.

  • @9zBrandon

    I think this door has a door knob and not a handle, so they wouldn't be able to grip it.

  • @9zBrandon They can open a handled door not a doorknob, there's a diffrence between the too.

  • @9zBrandon first its a movie second it was another island and different circumstances -,- XDDDD

    my brother asked the same question btw

  • @9zBrandon The dinosaurs in J.P. 1 knew how to do it, i dont think this was the same island. And if it was, these are probably diff. raptors.

  • @FireworkAroara actually, this wasn't the same island. the island in this movie is site B

  • @9zBrandon

    Actually malcom had a key the entire time they just didn't show him unlocking it

  • where did the other two raptors go?

  • @Nujjitoza In the movie they like went onto a roof or something lol

  • poor raptor 

  • if only dr grant was there...

  • There was already a broken window, why smash up another one, eh Raptor?

  • When I first saw this movie at the theater I almost piss my pants at 1:30

  • she is lucky to still have her head

  • The music in this seen is soo catchy :D

  • Wow...they must be smart if it could understand her at 2:31...

  • 1:54

    Imagine if that door was locked!

  • can't help but feel a bit sorry for it at 2:35

  • HOLY CRAP ! AT 1:30 !

  • @Dcmcfmc1428 fucking made me jump

  • @Dcmcfmc1428

    Yep I watched this in the cafe area at my school and SCREAMED at this part!! So funny but everyone stared at me

  • 0:01 hahaha Raptor you fail.

  • Ok. Nobody wants to ask it? OK Fine. I'll say it for all of you....

    Why.....was Dr. Malcoms daughter....black?

    No Racism Intended of course.

  • @9zBrandon The mother was, I guess.

  • @9zBrandon He had quite a few different girlfriends/wives

    He said something like that in the first movie.

  • @9zBrandon Either her mom is black or she is adopted

  • @9zBrandon She was either adopted or her mother was black. As for why they wrote the character into the story, maybe it's because they had already use 2 white kids in the last JP movie.

    No racism of course, they had probably wanted to be more diverse.

  • @9zBrandon because her mother was black?

  • @AngusTheWolf Ehh? Dr. Grants white skin should of played a role in her genetics then. You could be right though.

  • @9zBrandon Adopted or maybe black wife. Ian was always on the lookout for an 'ex-Mrs. Malcolm."

  • @9zBrandon adpoted I bellieve.

  • @9zBrandon Her Mom was black, its that simple.

  • @9zBrandon I would assume her mom was black. I think that the movie was insinuating that Malcoms had relations with many women.

  • @9zBrandon that's a good question lol

  • @9zBrandon Umm.. He fucked a black chick? Duh?

  • @9zBrandon Omg did you not watch the movie?? He adopted her

  • @9zBrandon probably a step-daughter by marriage but he thought of her as his daughter. only logical explanation i can come up with.

  • @9zBrandon adoption

  • @9zBrandon I vaguely remember them explaining it at the beginning of the movie. Something to do with his ex-wife being black or her being... they kind of shove it off like it's not important, which it isn't. My understanding is they were combining the two characters from the novel, Arby, a younger boy (who is black) and Kelly (who is white) who are neither children of Malcom's, but students of Levine (a character not in the movie, but replaced by Harding) who hide themselves in the trailer.

  • Raptor: * breathing hard * you--- little--- your so dead-------

  • Raptor: WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU----- OH SHI--!! *gets kicked out the window* OMG NOOOOO!! I'LL GET YOU BACK TO KI--- * gets impaled*

  • Girl: hey!

  • ohh shit got scared, and she got cut cause she's black and her school is racist and lol how he just opened the door while those raptors tried to get at it for an hour @ 1:55

  • 2:28 I'm suprised the raptor waited. XD

  • the Velociraptor's thoughts at 2:32 - 2:40

    Huh? What the fu...Son of a bitch! i'll remember your face in the next life. watch yo back!

  • 1:31 scared the crap out of me :/

  • @jj77875 i know i jumped :<

  • @tennisnewbie121 lol me too :)

  • I think there is 4 my guess

  • orange raptor

  • i think this is the building they go in on jplll

  • @elitegrunt1 They're two different areas on the island. This is the InGen town. In JP3, they go to the Embryonic Administration complex.

  • FUCKING TERRIBLE ACTING!

  • @JakeSkatesGoofy shutu up this movie was ehlla a good!

  • Im gona bet that the girl is gonna say to everyone at her school, "You know what I did over the summer? Killed a dinosaur."

  • 2:31 YEEEEEEEEEES?

  • @SporeLegacy Dc Grant at least scared the Spinosaurus in the 3rd movie with a fire pistol!

  • "How do the raptors change colors throughout the movies?" Perhaps they got that trait from donor DNA from frogs like in the first movie. Or they have different colors for sex or change color with age

  • How do the  raptors change colors through out the three movies. o.o

    1st one they were just plain brown

    2nd they were brown with reddish stripes

    3rd they were all sorts of colors

  • @SporeLegacy The Raptors in the first movie were all female. the Raptors in TLW are all male. The Raptors in JP3 are a different sub-species then the Raptors from the first two movies, which is why they're smarter and have feathers.

  • They should've uploaded the scene when the Raptors kill half the Camp in the tall grass instead of the Depressing one where a Raptor dies, IMO.

  • "It is said that a raptor is as smart as a human... maybe smarter. In this case, since there kind of like birds, I'll say they're quite like the gray parrot."

    "Yes. But I've never heard of a parrot killing a man, hunting in packs and somehow manage dominate an island!"

  • I love how the Raptors wised up when they were tring to dig their way out. At first you see it's two Raptors digging and the women start digging then if you look closely you will see only one Raptor digging behind the door. You can tell from the one tail and the one set of claws.

  • @Disneythievesrock not if you had an AK 47, even an old thompson can finish them!

  • How come no one is owning a gun?

  • How come every character in this movie think they can outrun a freaking dinosaur!

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  • a lot of people hate this whole movie for this one scene but i really dont have a problem with it. they foreshadow the event earlier on and its one of the reasons she fucking climbed on the boat so it makes since lol asshole critics and film snobs.its no different to the "clever girl" scene where Grant explained the raptors attacks or the Lex operating the computer because she's a "hacker".seriously The Lost World is fucking badass! Now JP3 sucked but JP4 will make the series awesome again!!!!!!

  • @theguy782 Hopefully

  • correct me if im wrong but is she the only person to have killed a dinosaur in the trilogie i dont remember anyone else killing anything

  • @pjrullez no your right

  • @pjrullez hmm...actually didnt a pterodactyl get killed in JP3 by a cage that Grant loosened? and technically, that little boy Timmy killed one of the three raptors in JP by locking it in a freezer in a trap he set up. so no the girl here isnt the only one

  • @croc560 idk you have a point but im talking on screen thos were killed off screen ..maybe the raptor got loose from the freezer and the pterodatyl got loose

  • @pjrullez no. the pterodactyl died on impact with the cage and the raptor was locked in the freezer. the raptors know how to open a door, but not one locked with a key and freezers cant open from the inside. it froze to death.

  • @croc560 There were Three Raptors in JP. Then you see Three at the finale. 

  • @CassDaMan1138 i know. one was killed by Timmy's trap when it was locke dup in the fridge, and Rex ate the other two.

  • @pjrullez Tim locked one in a freezer.

  • @pjrullez No, someone actually killed one :) in JP2

  • @pjrullez Tim locked one in the freezer in JP1 and it probably froze to death

  • @InvaderGIR98 no, if u remember, it came out through the sheet in JP1

  • @InvaderGIR98 Jurassic Park: Bring your kids, they'll save you from raptors.

  • @pjrullez Timmy locked that one raptor in the freezer so it froze to death since it couldn't get out.

  • @littlemissginny1 But it's the only dinosaur killed by a human on screne. That raptor probably died much later

  • @pjrullez does the spino killing the rex count?

  • @502nickster human killing

  • @pjrullez tim and lex trapping the raptor in the kitchen?

  • @pjrullez black people ftw

  • @pjrullez First scene of the first one. They start shooting into a cage where one of the raptors was attacking a worker.

  • @pjrullez if you look better you can see eric form JP3 throws one of the hatchlings from the nest and trows human skull on others

  • 1:26-:31

    nice parenting dumbass...

  • @coopercastille Yeah, the parent shouldn't let their kid out of the door first when there's a danger. Anyone who done something like these are dumbasses by your standard.

  • Plus they're faster and closer to your height so they don't have to lean down to tear you apart.

  • Yeah, and even if you do outsmart of fight one off, there's gonna be 2 or 3 left.

  • In my opinion raptors are worse than t-rex and spinosaurus combined. There's no way to hide from them, they're hard to fight, and outsmarting them is near impossible.

  • i agree. like lions and wolves, they use problem solving intelligence. unlike Rexy and Spino which would stand there roaring, Raptors would look at u, see u, and think of just how to get to you. they would look around, thinking of a way to get u. they can also trick you, and like wolves, set traps to get you. pack hunting animals are the most dangerous animals to face because they THINK. Note: in JP3 Raptors are said to be smarter than apes, this is BS. they were smart as cats and wolves

  • @croc560 If you ask me, I don't think Rex would have to think of how to get you with its physical strength

  • @JParkL0v3r no, it wouldnt be able to get me inside a well built structure or a small cave where it cant stick its massive body into. you can escape a Rex easier than a fast small raptor.

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  • @Disneythievesrock what about a ladder?

  • @Disneythievesrock Not unless ur someone like Turok or Rambo.

  • @Disneythievesrock But T rex will fuck you up