Pineapple Express opening scene with item 9

[shodragon94]

bleep bleep blurp blurp

[skipstallion619]

0:30 to 0:55 hahahahahaha funniest part

[LESLIExCHOW]

"HOLY BAJESUS!"

[ChrisyJ1]

So that's how it happened. Dammit.

[Coventrey]

What's up the with the stupid ass comment/annotation blurbs? Would've been just as good or better without em. FUCK you r0llin...

[airmetric]

2:10 

[MrMikeManboob]

god damn it a blowjob joke fucked us over

[mr1000stackz]

"What's that gun?"... Blam...

[mr1000stackz]

"Item # 9 is the bee's knees..."

[RohnieRock]

fuck you private Miller

[pustolov9]

fuck it! gonna roll another one right now...

[Igoing2befamousstuff]

Holy beejeeesuz

[hyghiaumtym]

Holy Bejeezus!

[martgreenify]

hey where can we stream the old version

[fiolds350]

Free thinkers are dangerous..

[rubAdub001]

@fiolds350 you said it

[JaayFourteen]

lol the way he looks at it after he says item 9

[nartuo32]

This is the beez knees i love item 9 and my fav thing that he says i feel like a stick of butter meltin on a big old pile of flap jacks ...... Yeah lol

[othman667]

God bless item 9

[sugarfreelemonade]

Great, now i have to watch this movie again.

[LsdEarwax]

Bleep blorp bleep bleep blurp blurp, Can you guys understand me? Lol!

[JordanA72491]

this guy is a better drummer with his mouth than many actual drummers

[TheYTLiberator]

Watching this stoned was by far the funniest thing I think ive ever seen. Seriously, pants shitting levels of laughter. Much love.

[GrindinHRD]

His eyes go 2 different ways Haha and "what happen to ur eye?"

[sude101]

Holy Bajeezus!!

[knockdoun]

I been smoking item 9 for years

[HerppettyDerppetty]

pineapple disney

[TheKlippan]

MILLER MADE WEED ILLIGAL

[kleinkauff2]

Harry is not high!

[xxbmthxx3462]

Hey, where we going?

I like that gun..

BANG

[dafoxhead]

i had such a craving for pancakes after this scene

[blizzy00]

2:09

Weed will make you Truthful.

[opusiton]

Whats the name of the song hé sing?

[luvhorrormovies]

ILLEEEEEEEEGAAAAAALLLL!

[athurman193]

The greatest FUCK YOU ever.

[Risco98]

Hes the dude from the SNL

[nyy22592]

"Hey. Where we goin? I like that gun"

[abdfootball07]

if i was high and in a position like this..... pot would be legal and everybody would be happy and our country wouldnt be fucking broke :/

[Logantarrant0111]

"Looks at joint" *Pause* FUCK YOU.

[franbran69]

well sir , i feel like a big ol slice of butter melting on a big ol'pile of flapjacks.....................­..yea.

[GamebattlesArchive]

that smoke he blew out at the beginning is soo fucking fake lol

[loother12]

So that's what revolution 9 is about

[AlejandroN2r2]

If someone were to smoke with me and act that dumb.. I wouldn't blaze with him again..

[antisall]

im so high right noww XD

[connorhaus]

HELLO BLEEP BLORP BLEEP BLEEP BLERP BLERP 

[connorhaus]

@1993GoGators Haha I know right? My favorite part by far. xD

[applecrumping33]

the actor in the labcoat does such a good job. his facial expressions and manner are hilarious! and hader ofcourse!!

[Sniper207]

I bet the guy on the other end of that phone was like, whoa dude did you have to yell in my fucking ear?

[killerberdo]

whats the song he sings?

[jasminalikes]

this is the beezneez item 9! :D

[blacktee31]

from now on my code for weed is item 9

[blacktee31]

From now on my code for weed is item 9

[Ryanspeanuty]

"Where are we going." BANG

[CreamPieBanana]

Where are the boobies?

[Lloybbanks]

"dude what happened to your eye!?"

[starsalt9]

well sir I feel like a slice of butter...melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks.

[TheStubo81]

i wuv you!

[RVideoDesign]

Well sir i feel like a slice of butter melting... yeah

[highyellaredbone]

*BLEEP BLEEP BLURP BLURP!*

[CaLiKuShSmOkEr420]

didnt kno they shot him lol thats fucked up

[Dwk519]

HOLY BEJESUS!!!

[KanyeKnievel]

Wait, did they shoot him? lmao

i never noticed that "I like that gun *then bang noise*" or it couldve been some like noise in the room or something from chairs n the moving around

[TheMAD601]

smoke weed man....

[lettemknoww]

fa-q haha

[prototypepimpin]

anyone notice that that is the same place where daul and saul are being held at the end. even the "bleep, bleep, bloop" suit is there.

[rcdESPANYOL4ever]

Greatest "FUCK YOU!" ever!

[WelcomeToLillysMind]

zz zzz zzz zzz :D:D

[Ptiny56]

1:33



[clark5799]

EVEN FUNNIER IF YOU ARE STONED

[AlecZorric]

@clark5799 true

[danielsonfire55]

this is the beezz neezz item 9!

[SweetBrwnSuga]

i love when he starts to play the music...

[Judo593]

"is this normal?"

[ghostsade3]

Fuck you! - Best part

[nikash08]

"i like that gun" (pow!) lmfao

[poetadetusnoches]

@axelreil92 dude me too!! if you find it let me know!

[ZrUsH007]

where are the boobies?

[Dwk519]

HOLY BEJESUS!

[theoriginal72]

That's some great jazz tobacco.

[TheSpursChamps]

big ol pile of flapjacks.....................­yea

[Dwk519]

Lots of duds. Where are the boobies? XD

[vixente89]

hahahahahaaa, this movie is excellent hahahahah xD

[BPalmerTheOne]

well send someone in...

HOLY BAJEEBAS!!!



[morteinass]

@BPalmerTheOne item 9 is pineapple express btw

:)

[itzme10]

Man I'd like to have some item 9. :)

[ayeegio]

Dude, what happen to your eye?

[LastWeekBuzz420]

Dude what happened to your eye,

Hey were we going, I like that gun, bang

[krazziebutcute102]

hahahahahaha the jazz

[Dilzy89]

FA-Q

[snipengo]

bleep blurp blurp

[craigt1974]

sooooo funny !!!!!!!

[bee496]

this black n scene in the movie is an actual role play of how weed became illegal

[mullamike]

ILLEGAL!

[tyl3rjgazley]

0:30 best part in this scene LMAO

[wondersigur]

As a civilian this really cracks me up, as a civilian who smokes "item 9" i want some of that shit.

[justholly101]

Where are the boobies? o u o

[CBTGeeksquad1]

holy of a jesus!!! 0_0 XD

[rauf107]

this is the movie i'll be showing to my grandchildren!

[TheKahuna70]

you know what i think of your dog and pony act you call a military 1. lots of dudes, where are the boobies

[highyellaredbone]

Loved this part!!

[weedguybongguy]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MsAbby97]

you could hear him get shot when their taking him out

[MitchellJZylla]

2:08



[MrSmokey855]

-_-

tsst tsst tasst phrruuateee phhrruuatee

[ModernWarfare2Robbie]

This is probably quite accurate..

[waitingforacentury]

I'm glad I live in Holland. Item 9 for sale in every town, legally. Most purest shit you've ever smoked. I love to see the tourists in Amsterdam roll their own joint and making it too strong lol.

[pshaw951]

I love the Irony of the Officer swigging his flask!

[bob555555]

@pshaw951 haha exactly. God-fearing Americans swilled whiskey and "undesirables" smoked weed.

[MatthewTelles]

hahah... well to save you from reading all the comments..just hit replay

[FraserIsBetterThanYu]

im serious....ur dick....my mouth

[MrBigBossJ]

Dude what happen to ur eye???

[Dwk519]

Lots of dudes. Where are the boobies?

[ItsTheChronic]

Should of passed item 9!

[gigibearxD]

i would love to be private miller lol :D

[C0NV1C710N]

i love item nine lol

[xSpez]

i love this fucking move love it!!!!!

thumbs up if you smoke item 9 evreyday

:)

[ArielOrtizIslas]

@xSpez I wish, it's so fucking hard to get my hands on it!/:

[AcBadgett]

funny as hell!!!!

[Fegzy]

bleep blorp bleep bleep blorp. can u guys understand me? haha

[ordinaryHero1]

live bill harder!! hahaha

[metalrave]

If he was able to contain himself it would have been legal

[poppanomb]

best F you of all time! its like a rain of F's falling upon you. =D

[ElPolloLocoS13]

Press 6 For boobies :D

[gurlzrool]

lol where are the boobies

[burtinie]

im serious.....your dick.....my mouth

[daniel9955]

Uh ha so that's how weed became illegal XD

[mschank23]

Happy holidays! It's the most wonderful time of year!

[r0llinb0nz]

happy 420!

[HelloScarecrow]

HAPPY 4/20!!!

[Nvcca2]

happy 4/20 :D

[JdkParkour]

"FUCK YOU"

[kundid420]

rip =[



[maddecent08]

@whoseyeless yup

[zooders]

@whoseyeless seriously? are you seriously asking that question?

[ChaoticChicken1]

BLRGH? RGH RGH RGhhhhhhh......FUCK you

[areo1luv1postal]

Bill Hader!

[steve44925]

Is the song he sings actually real? If so, what's it called? Thanks :)

[SuperQwertyuiop123]

lol millers face at 0:30...

[TheAnthony1856]

FUCK YOU!! lol

[ItstheWaveTV]

Private Miller fucked it up for the rest of us!!!!

[Urxiel]

@ItstheWaveTV  lmfao xD

[prototypepimpin]

@ItstheWaveTV

youd be trippin balls if you were the first person to ever smoke weed, among your colleagues.

[TheMegitto]

@ItstheWaveTV Can't blame him, he was just being deadhonoust.

[Ichoseanavailibleone]

@ItstheWaveTV or its the dumb ass general who doesnt have a sence of humor =/

[almiller07]

Anyone know where i can download the sound file of him making the music with his mouth?

[theangelsdragon]

@almiller07 if you get an answer tell me

[KaramaOfficial]

@almiller07 Yeah. It's called do it yourself. I'll be generous enough to tell you how

Download this video with whatever program

Get it into mp3 wav or whatever sound file format

Use an editing program (I use adobe audition) just slice that shit and save

You want more detail then you're obviously not using it for anything other than playing it on your phone to some friends and getting a few giggles.

[neoContraVo]

NINE never fails

[theangelsdragon]

i feel like a like a slice of butter melting on top of a big old pile of flapjacks...yeah

[Crazychriscrum]

i hope the dislikes came from what the one eyed monster says at 2:30

[malachaisaac]

Absolutley love James Remar!!!

[Musichik2007]

BEST fucking scene of this movie. I laugh histarically every time. "Blerp bloop bleep bleep" hahaha!

Man Seth can have some few dull moments in his movies, but he sure makes up for it with it's laughs.

[DjSimiliar]

bleenk bleenk blurk blurk

[hyghiaumtym]

dude what happened to your eye???

HELLOOO!!!! BLEEP BLORP BLEEP BLEEP BLURP BLURP!!! XD XD XD

[hyghiaumtym]

HOLY BEJESUS!!!!!

[jasedajerk]

Why arent we in a square telling people that item 9 exists?

[1reo1]

HAHAHA! "Fa Q"

[TheBum642]

WTF ! ! THEY SHOOT THAT HIGH GUY ! !

[Geekchess]

It's Dexters Dad!

[lolkitten69]

haha legalize the ganj. my friend once said that he felt like the the peanut butter in a pb&j sandwich. i like butter on flappjacks better but it was still hilarious

[wellstone1990]

i bet if that guy with the eypatch was 20 years younger weed would be legal today

[666MartyB666]

@questionmarkjones whats the song?

[nailface09]

i wonder how many, out of the 878 people who liked this video were high at the time, i know i was ;)

[Squall178]

love it how he says fuck you

[onlygodcanjudgeme936]

how did yu get this movie in divx ?

[muthemasphate]

ILLEGAL

[Hughesy16LFC]

Dude what happened to your eye?

[xTustx]

why did you put i wuv you when he said illegal you idiot

[ParCheesy09]

@xTustx Probably because he was trying to be funny. Like when it said 'fa-q' at 2:11. Maybe you could think for a second before typing a question with an obvious answer.