The first part I found really entertaining was at 1:03. "Hey, guys, look! I'm on camera! Awesome! I wonder if they got my good side?" And then every other crab onscreen just doesn't give a shit but keeps stampeding past him to the buffet.
And the other part was the crab at 1:05. "Hey! Am I late to the-- Oh, you pricks! You ate everything again!"
I can't be the only one who was mildly amused by the one crab at the 1:04 mark who seemed content to sit near/on the camera and chill out for what looked to be several minutes while staring at all the other arthropods.
Even the Micro Amphipod shrimps that are like 2 milimeters in size?
Its pretty hard not to touch barnacles if you want to enter the water. In some places Barnacle Growth is so Heavy that the rocks they grow on are not visible.
And The barnacle may extend as far as 50 feet from the waters edge, If you walk on even so much as one rock, You will likely Step on one, Or several hundred.
It creeps me out that there would be micro shrimp swimming with me.
To be honest I only swim in the ocean if the water is clear and see through. I would not swim in it otherwise. I think the ocean is beautiful, but scary.
Well microorganisms don't scare me as much as something I can see. I mean theres tiny organisms even on dry land. But otherwise, I do like learning about the ocean. I find deep sea fish interesting and I enjoyed snorkeling in the Carribbean.
I find 100% of arthropods jaw-droppingly beautiful and am shocked/appalled that any human being can find them ugly or frightening. Yes, I know how common that is. I feel like I'm living in some backwards alien world where ugly is pretty and vice versa.
@Scythemantis I had the chance to buy these conserved in alcohol but a combination of having no money and a freaked out girlfriend prevented me from buying it XD
@Scythemantis are you intelligent? do you really profess appallation to anyone who doesn't share your opinions? I feel like im living in a backwards world when people such as yourself say such pathetic and stupid things as "I am disgusted that the world doesn't have the exact same views as me"
@BAZSLAVENovBRADFORD2 It's not about opinions, it's about respect. The natural world deserves respect. There is no reason for people to find completely harmless, natural and beneficial organisms disgusting and frightening. People suffer aversions to many creatures simply for being different, when that's the diversity of life should be nothing but cool. What a stupid reason to call me a jerk with no life...I haven't been nearly as rude about it as you are.
my son is scared of the dark. WHAT A LITTLE SHIT! HOW DARE HE NOT LIKE THE DARK AS I DO WHEN I GO TO SLEEP?! Do you see how ridiculous your statement is? im sorry for returning to reinforce my first comment, but you really have got on my nerves.
@BAZSLAVENovBRADFORD2 it's not remotely the same thing. The dark can be dangerous. Humans have a natural instinct to be afraid when their senses are impaired. The dark is where predators once lurked and where we can still get pretty badly hurt. Being sickened and horrified by innocent sea-bugs, however, is being a pathetic PUSSY and people should be ashamed of their intolerance for exotic species. You don't get it at all, and you're being ten times the asshole you think I'm being :p
@BAZSLAVENovBRADFORD2 furthermore, the irrational disgust people have for various animals is NOT natural or normal. Biologists have found that a fear/hatred of insects, reptiles or other harmless creatures is both recent and regional, It's restricted primarily to highly developed countries where we aren't as exposed to nature...in other words, it's an abnormal side effect of sheltering ourselves too much from the outdoors. You're really going to get pissy with me for pointing out how dumb it is?
Actually, odds are there are tiny isopods in your garden munching on all the decaying plant matter. Keep a lookout for one. Good thing is, they're too small to be able to bite you (i.e. harmless).
That's definitely one of the coolest things i've seen on youtube. Its so typical that greedy humans who think they're funny see that and straight away and think of their greedy rumbling bellies as if the seas haven't been raped enough already
GIANT ISOPODS ARE SOOO CUTE
esp. Bathynomus giganteus
h1m0m 1 month ago
Hi, TVTroper! :)
mrincodi 1 month ago
The first part I found really entertaining was at 1:03. "Hey, guys, look! I'm on camera! Awesome! I wonder if they got my good side?" And then every other crab onscreen just doesn't give a shit but keeps stampeding past him to the buffet.
And the other part was the crab at 1:05. "Hey! Am I late to the-- Oh, you pricks! You ate everything again!"
IcaraelTheWanderer 1 month ago
Now just think, those Isopods were 3 feet long!
Qu3ntin777 1 month ago
wow that was nuts
OnThatPowder 3 months ago
Just your average day at Red Lobster
aBerlin1945 3 months ago
If you play this as soon as the time lapse part starts whilst listening to the benny hill theme you WILL laugh ur ass off
lemonadeisqueer 5 months ago
om nom nom
danthemango 7 months ago
I like the crab who returns after it, and everything else there, ate everything.
thickterranarmor 9 months ago 3
holly poop, kick ass!
liesje9876 11 months ago
Gotta love the way the isopods form that pillar in their frenzy.
Opalin 1 year ago
Lol those crabs at the end looked like they were tap-dancing.
AirWaterLandBuffalo 1 year ago
lol
Energester 1 year ago
Someone should synch this video with a Meshuggah song.
ashflower 1 year ago
@ashflower dumbest idea I've heard since someone told me to shut my mouth.
scratchneck 1 year ago
GIANT ENEMY CRABS! ATTACK THEIR WEAKPOINTS FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!
OrionoftheStar 1 year ago 2
Wow, I wonder how good one of those crabs would taste...
Dragongirl1127 1 year ago
I can't be the only one who was mildly amused by the one crab at the 1:04 mark who seemed content to sit near/on the camera and chill out for what looked to be several minutes while staring at all the other arthropods.
subtlewhatssubtle 1 year ago 2
I want one of those giant pill bug looking things as a pet.
brokeanddrive 1 year ago 3
@brokeanddrive When you said pill, it reminded me of Despicable Me.
superkhrys 1 year ago
giant Isopods are amazing creatures!
DrakeMagnum 1 year ago
Ho...ly...not so much as a bone...damn! Just, simply...damn!
toradrow777 1 year ago
We require more minerals.
Szgerle 1 year ago
I only speak English you jap bitch.
SatanicDoomElf 1 year ago
@SatanicDoomElf You can't speak her language which entitles you to insult her?
flytch 1 year ago
WTF IS A REDNECK DOING ON YOUTUBE?
Mileyisawhore99 1 year ago
that was one of the most epic fights ive ever see!! its like one of those godzilla monster fights, they are all 100% monstreous looking 0_0
shadowace421 1 year ago
Holy shit, giant rolly pollies!
LotusElise05 1 year ago 2
Giant underwater Roly Poly's!!!! I want one! ;D
jlh1290 1 year ago
I remember this from my bio class! But where can I find an English version (even if they say very little)?
george77772moons 1 year ago
what were they even eating what was so good!
IamJohnTitor 1 year ago
@IamJohnTitor
Some kind of tuna sushi:-))
r8wing 1 year ago
ZERG RUSH!
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE
RIVEXNGLE 2 years ago 41
CRAB BATTLE!
ShyriaDracnoir 1 year ago
@RIVEXNGLE That actually made me LOL IRL.
DevilMaster 1 year ago
@RIVEXNGLE
You sir are a genius.
Innomen 1 year ago
@RIVEXNGLE wrong country, bro
TheEDBShow 4 weeks ago
@TheEDBShow Yeah, I noticed. I couldn't help saying it, though.
It was the first thing to pop in my head.
RIVEXNGLE 4 weeks ago
I'm not sure what happened. .. but that looked disgusting
amy1827 2 years ago
absolutely terrifying cunt
Loves2diareah45 2 years ago
well, that was terrifying beyond all human capacity.
boredmuskoxen 2 years ago 5
WHERE IS ULTRAMAN ?
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Gosh XO That huge red crab thing scared the crap out of me..not to mention those grey scaley things...*shudder*
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Gotta love how that last crab came back at the end.
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Blaid 2 years ago
That is some gnarly shit.
WinchesterQDouche 2 years ago
BRR! I got goosebumps!
xtmotorcycle 2 years ago
eels!!!!
intscout4x4 2 years ago
that thing looks like a big cockroach.
chadsexinton 2 years ago
Its a giant Marine isopod, meaning its in the same family of Crustaceans as sow bugs or rolly pollies.
Its the one Group of Crustaceans that actually have some totally land dwelling species in it,
While others are actually parasites of various shapes.
Cnidarious 2 years ago
ew my worst nightmare, giant insect-like things
JesusLikedMonkeys 2 years ago
Isopods and Decapods?
Cnidarious 2 years ago
I suppose so, either way im seriously phobic of anything resembling insects.
JesusLikedMonkeys 2 years ago
Really?
Does that include things like Mysids, Krill and lobsters?
how about barnacles?
Cnidarious 2 years ago
If there was a lobster or shrimp swimming near me, yeah id probably be scared. Barnacles not so much, unless they were touching me.
JesusLikedMonkeys 2 years ago
Shrimp?
Even the Micro Amphipod shrimps that are like 2 milimeters in size?
Its pretty hard not to touch barnacles if you want to enter the water. In some places Barnacle Growth is so Heavy that the rocks they grow on are not visible.
And The barnacle may extend as far as 50 feet from the waters edge, If you walk on even so much as one rock, You will likely Step on one, Or several hundred.
Cnidarious 2 years ago
It creeps me out that there would be micro shrimp swimming with me.
To be honest I only swim in the ocean if the water is clear and see through. I would not swim in it otherwise. I think the ocean is beautiful, but scary.
JesusLikedMonkeys 2 years ago
No don`t mean to scare you further,
But There are Thousands of Potential Arthropod organisms living in one drop of sea water,
Such as copapods. Rotifers are also normaly present, but they are counted as there own phylum.
Arthropods are by far the most numerous form of animal life on the face of the earth, they are
practically the Norm.
I suggest you learn as much about them as possible, educating yourself will serve to help tame your fear and understand these creatures.
Cnidarious 2 years ago
Well microorganisms don't scare me as much as something I can see. I mean theres tiny organisms even on dry land. But otherwise, I do like learning about the ocean. I find deep sea fish interesting and I enjoyed snorkeling in the Carribbean.
JesusLikedMonkeys 2 years ago
I suggest taking up reef keeping.
Having an arthropod or two in a nano would help allot.
Every day i see my two Mithrax crabs hanging out in the rock work.
and the Hermits scurry across the substrate.
Cnidarious 2 years ago
Ah, well I would go to the ocean more often but I live in the desert, so its very rare for me, unfortunately.
JesusLikedMonkeys 2 years ago
Well then reef keeping would be a more viable option i think.
You just need to find a aquarium store that deals in salt water.
Cnidarious 2 years ago
Haha yeah id actually enjoy that, except for the fact that pet stores won't hire me. Or anyone else for that matter. Im unhireable
JesusLikedMonkeys 2 years ago
Oh, i did not mean get job in it.
Trying to do that, while not having a sufficient knowledge base is impossible.
I just mean you should get some Reefing books,
Do the research, Get a tank, get the hardware, ask the necessary questions and setup a reef tank at home.
Cnidarious 2 years ago
Well, I eventually would like to do that. sounds fun.
JesusLikedMonkeys 2 years ago
It requires some commitment though.
So be aware.
And also be aware of the dangers some organisms can pose under certain circumstances.
Cnidarious 2 years ago
Ah, well commitment is my middle name.
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I find 100% of arthropods jaw-droppingly beautiful and am shocked/appalled that any human being can find them ugly or frightening. Yes, I know how common that is. I feel like I'm living in some backwards alien world where ugly is pretty and vice versa.
Scythemantis 2 years ago 22
Well I guess to each their own, we all like different things right?
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@Scythemantis I had the chance to buy these conserved in alcohol but a combination of having no money and a freaked out girlfriend prevented me from buying it XD
KajiRider1997 1 year ago
@Scythemantis So you think kittens are disgusting? That's appalling!
phocjame 11 months ago
@Scythemantis are you intelligent? do you really profess appallation to anyone who doesn't share your opinions? I feel like im living in a backwards world when people such as yourself say such pathetic and stupid things as "I am disgusted that the world doesn't have the exact same views as me"
Do yourself a favour and get a life. jerk.
BAZSLAVENovBRADFORD2 4 months ago in playlist Underwater
@BAZSLAVENovBRADFORD2 It's not about opinions, it's about respect. The natural world deserves respect. There is no reason for people to find completely harmless, natural and beneficial organisms disgusting and frightening. People suffer aversions to many creatures simply for being different, when that's the diversity of life should be nothing but cool. What a stupid reason to call me a jerk with no life...I haven't been nearly as rude about it as you are.
Scythemantis 4 months ago
@Scythemantis
my son is scared of the dark. WHAT A LITTLE SHIT! HOW DARE HE NOT LIKE THE DARK AS I DO WHEN I GO TO SLEEP?! Do you see how ridiculous your statement is? im sorry for returning to reinforce my first comment, but you really have got on my nerves.
BAZSLAVENovBRADFORD2 4 months ago in playlist Underwater
@BAZSLAVENovBRADFORD2 it's not remotely the same thing. The dark can be dangerous. Humans have a natural instinct to be afraid when their senses are impaired. The dark is where predators once lurked and where we can still get pretty badly hurt. Being sickened and horrified by innocent sea-bugs, however, is being a pathetic PUSSY and people should be ashamed of their intolerance for exotic species. You don't get it at all, and you're being ten times the asshole you think I'm being :p
Scythemantis 4 months ago
@BAZSLAVENovBRADFORD2 furthermore, the irrational disgust people have for various animals is NOT natural or normal. Biologists have found that a fear/hatred of insects, reptiles or other harmless creatures is both recent and regional, It's restricted primarily to highly developed countries where we aren't as exposed to nature...in other words, it's an abnormal side effect of sheltering ourselves too much from the outdoors. You're really going to get pissy with me for pointing out how dumb it is?
Scythemantis 4 months ago
@Scythemantis i agree, to be sickened is quite extreme, but to be scared of what people dont understand is not a fault i think.
BAZSLAVENovBRADFORD2 4 months ago
LMO 1:08 LMAO greedy ASS crab forgot sometihing LoL
JevaunJBrown 3 years ago 5
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wanderoars 3 years ago
and that's why i refuse to go to the beach...
magikmakeup 3 years ago 7
thats a huge rolly polly!
tailevuboi 3 years ago 3
hahahahaha thats what i was thinking
kithphonesavath 3 years ago
地獄?
9livesran 3 years ago
Look at all those isopods at 0:52!
54spiritedwill54 3 years ago 2
Actually, odds are there are tiny isopods in your garden munching on all the decaying plant matter. Keep a lookout for one. Good thing is, they're too small to be able to bite you (i.e. harmless).
nebby6 3 years ago
shit! are those like the little rolly pollys er somethin?
xXNightsQueenXx 3 years ago
theyre called slaters
Kastralis 3 years ago
They are a form is Isopod,
Yes there directly related to them.
Though What you call rolly pollys are not insects, rather they a terrestrial crustaceans.
Cnidarious 2 years ago
isopod = sea cockroaches
Luvs23 3 years ago 3
Dear god holy fuck!
imSOridiculous 3 years ago
neat
mrsocko551 3 years ago
......... MOSH PIT !!!!!!!
tmacbrenbren 3 years ago 2
wtf......
tmacbrenbren 3 years ago
guess im not going to japan any time soon...SHAME
walmartninja 3 years ago
Aww that crab at the end was too late for the buffet. =(
Nightson80 3 years ago
Eventually that crab became part of the buffet.
ffairlane57 3 years ago 3
those isopods swarmed!!
NosebIeed 3 years ago
Huge grey underwater rolly pollys!
mellowmaromi1 3 years ago
im watching wonder woman
uuuultra 3 years ago
yea, thats weird, ive never seen those before. i guess there are different marine life in japan
EnerV90 3 years ago
fuck...yes!
DickMcChristopher 3 years ago
gotta love the good old gulper eels
frog123o 3 years ago
that would be awsome to watch if you were high
tereristmell 3 years ago
Holy motherfucking xenomorphs!
tingaaling 3 years ago
oh no i dont understand Japanese
hilarychan311 3 years ago
It is poissible to keep giant isopod as pets in home marine aquaruim?
AuronWarrior 3 years ago
Imagine having one of those lice in your hair. :)
paratrooper6 3 years ago 2
which hair?
Stapler78 3 years ago
huh? don't you get it? The hair on your head dummy!
paratrooper6 3 years ago
all of those fishes, just over one fish body! just goes to show you how little amount of food that they get.
ridehonda107 4 years ago
also shows that nothing in nature is waqsted
wurlymurl 3 years ago
also shows that nothing in nature is wasted
wurlymurl 3 years ago
Bathyn0mu$ Gigant3u$ ar3 t3h 1337!!!!!!!!!!11
JinMakkto 4 years ago
mmm very good :)
54spiritedwill54 4 years ago
The giant armadillo-ey things are called Bathynomus. They will come visit you when you sleep with the goddamn fishes, so you'll never be truly alone.
paleblueinvancouver 4 years ago
They're also known as giant isopods.
charliec81 4 years ago
Aren't they that species of animal that were originally believed to have been extinct?
themightycelestial 4 years ago
I think you're confusing them with another species.
charliec81 4 years ago
no man, there's some places that the people sell them, but it's just a simple boobytrap because they have no meat att all!
gabasg 4 years ago
Look at all those isopods at 0:52. Damn!
SirThinks2Much 4 years ago
wth r those white things that looks like maggots or worms?
Ryu1133 4 years ago
Giant Isopods. Think woodlice, but the size of a freaking dog.
Psychorror 3 years ago
ooh the japanese version. Where are the bones?!
KamikazeSound 4 years ago
nyummy nummy!
annagiggles 4 years ago
timelapse vids are sic
WAFL 4 years ago
That's definitely one of the coolest things i've seen on youtube. Its so typical that greedy humans who think they're funny see that and straight away and think of their greedy rumbling bellies as if the seas haven't been raped enough already
lordmustin 4 years ago
Hippie.
rand0m3 4 years ago
lol u see the lil crab come back at the end for the scraps !
tonsofbricks 4 years ago
mmmh yummi!
verstoertekatze 4 years ago
ahh so juicy!!
tkinbk 4 years ago
i hear they r good 2 eat
mycoolbrew2001 5 years ago
Omg you sucks! Not everyone is thinking about, how good they to eat o.O
This Video is amazing!
I am a vegetarian!
nitramf 4 years ago
lol, it is exactly someone like him who introduced crabs......i;m sure they taste like crabs or lobsters.....
wearejusthumanbeing 4 years ago
Hippie.
rand0m3 4 years ago
Giant isopods, like giant underwater woodlice. They can grow to more than a foot long and a few can weigh a good 50lbs.
Squidza2k6 5 years ago
those large flat...arthros....they look like trilobites..any idea what they are?
BigDaddyRome 5 years ago