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  • Are you purposefully talking like hawking :P

  • HOW RUDE!!! There are people that are actually struggling and you are NOT helping any! I'll be praying for you. Mocking Jesus is the WORST thing you can do!

  • @fodge95 If being christian is about loving everyone, then why not gay people. and dont tell me because its not natural or any other bullshit, give me an actual answer

  • @fodge95 Take a deep breath, sit back, and realize that this world is full of all different kinds of people, with all different kinds of opinions, views, and sense of humor. God made them that way. So settle down. God is probably laughing his ass off at this and there is nothing you can do about it except love everyone and love life. Constantly being offended by hillarity? Not what i think God had in mind when he created you. So fucking chill.

    In Jesus, Jason, tranny child of God :)

  • @fodge95 No raping a child is the worst anyone can do. The only reason they are struggling is because they get judged and fear being murdered for being gay.

  • Very funny !

  • Did the shock treatments work?! LOL!

  • Maybe he should suck some cock for jesus!!!

  • This motherfucker is a riot!!!

  • poor thing... the devil's vagina has shallowed you up... poooooor-thing.

  • ... Microsoft Sam?

  • love how brain washed you sound, could imagine a priest out of shot pointed at you with a gun seriously this is brilliant :)

  • congratulations! and you still seem so natural and happy LOL! I'd still do you though :D

  • @0Maloy1

    NOOOT!!

  • MARCH 2010 UPDATE: "GAY" GENE FOUND!

    Here's a video you should watch on YouTube:

    The 'Gay Brain' Explained - Louann Brizendine

    Also just google:

    GAY BRAIN

    And you're going to see all the recent discovery that gay man's brain is like a females and lesbians brains are like males.

    Scientifictly proven, that is NOT A CHOICE OR A SIN, you are who you are since the night your parents... well... you know... and here we are!

  • @NuLaifMusic Research called into question because of the people who it was done on.

  • hahahhaha

  • He's trying to make himself look robotic / emotion-less as a critique against conversion therapy.

  • Relax people, it's obviously an attempt at satire.

  • Slow? Is this guy high or is he just special? Yeah that's not the light of god that's down syndrome.

  • lmao! :)

  • WOW this guy is hot! And i love that chin cleft! that is so rare!

  • This is a recording. Please void after watching. Or you will self implode. Do you mean Gay Watch.

  • You look at men's asses....LOL! Say, smack em on the butt like they do to womyn!

  • I can't believe how many people don't realize this a spoof...

  • Ex gay therapy doesnt work. Every major medical study shows it doesnt work & usually causes irreperable harm. Either this guy was never gay, just curious, & realized he was straight or he is a closet case.

  • I, want, to, like, girls, and, be, a, christian, too. It, sounds, fun. Ha, ha.

  • This guy is definitely stoned lol

  • I'm pretty sure that some aggressive sex therapy with extra class prostitutes will straighten the majority of gays. But the question is who's gonna pay for this ? :-)))

  • He sounds programmed. :D

  • Is this a troll it is a funny troll if not keep smoking that weed

  • Look at the date. This is an April Fool's joke. lol

  • 0:10 I-am-not-longer-a-homo-sex-ual­ XD

  • Is he jacking off to gay porn while filming?

  • Can't tell if gay or not, but clearly a stoner.

  • OMG PEOPLE he's joking its a satire on how ignorant the idea of changing orientation is he's saying someone is basiclly brainwashed a droid if you will...but when he say bay watch it symbolizes his remaining attraction to men i.e. BAY-WATCH #gay. btw's i loved it

  • This guy seems drunk! 

  • Anyone else think that it looks like this guy has lost his soul and/or is reading this off of a paper?

  • ok all of you homophobic straight pricks that cant get a fuck, homosexuality is found in over 450 species, homophobia is only found in 1 species so which one is un-natural, your all just closed midned, out lives dont affect your lives, your still living and breathing, you dnt see a gay guy/ girl and then start choaking to death no so just concentrate on your own sad little lives and let us live in peace if we are rebellign against god then fine. let us do it

  • "They've done things to my brain" -- NO SHIT THEY DID

  • Haha this is hilarious!!

  • LOL What a hoot. THis guy is totally stoned out of his mind. Yes... we... really... believe... everything... you... say...

    Great Joke

  • Yay for lobotomies! This is hilarious!

  • I wonder how many people fell for this April fools prank?

  • Is that meant to be sarcastic?

  • LOLOL. Hope you're happy on that dope sista!

  • The smile made it for me :D

  • totally funny.

  • How to cure heterosexuality! Is there a therapy? Heterosexuality is a sin and against gods plan! It must be punished to death! That is a big crime! Don´t be hetero! Heteroes ar unmoralic. If you hetero and won´t be punished or come to hell, make a therapy. Only asexual life is a good life!

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  • Yyyup..

  • And that why you are a Shit a Dumbass who is so fuckin High off something you been smoking, so get your Stupidaas the fuck up out of here you dumbass bitch.

  • To anybody who thought that he was serious, wow. He is being sarcastic. I applaud you sir.

  • folks lighten up. this video was sarcastic.

  • Haha! This is awesome! Point well made.

  • The millions of dollars revenue from conversion therapy is wonderful! Tank de lode!!

  • There is no such thing as gay conversion therapy. You were never gay. If you were, you'd be celebrating the way that G/d made you and proud that we are finally getting our civil rights.

  • lol make more like this plese

  • this is a funny clip bro.

  • So are you on drugs? or did they get you to talk because you are on drugs. Seriously? robotic and unreal.... lmao.. Dude, good luck. Homosexuality is the natural reprucussion of over population. Nature is combating by creating homosexuality. God loves you too, though. See you on the other side.

  • My only surprise here is this guy can read - sure, below the 1st grade level, but hooray, However, I guess he doesn't comprehend what he reads as he reads. lol.

  • that was fantastic video.. the emotion you were exerting.. truly a turn on. :D

  • i wish i wasnt gay and there was something like this.

  • sick freaks LOl

  • Are you on medication or drugs? I think this is sarcastic. he is funny.

  • well...sarcastic yes. funny no. 

  • lmao

    

  • If you are NOT GAY

    IG:

    If your NOT a Vegetarian

    Why are you still fantasizing about MEAT!!

  • You can also choose to smoke crack. Too bad when your about 40 years old you will frequent MALE PROSTITUTES.

  • LOLLLLL

  • You Sir, win the internet!

  • ......i bet me and you could smoke it up and have some amazing sex....just sayin lmao

  • going to watch bay watch- to go and watch the Hoff :P

  • HAHA! I LOVE this

  • damn i wouldnt mind doing something wonderful to you

  • LMFAO

  • Poe's law? or just drug induced self reinforci

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  • nice hat

    it is on wrong

  • You are so fucking hot. /drool

  • I. Have. A. Penis.

    I. Like. Penis. In. My. Mouth.

    This. Must. Mean. I. Am. Gay.

  • @mattakajava God forbid! :P

  • @Firewalkerbg Hahahahahahhaa

  • Haha! XD Loves it.

  • he's still gay, it was an April fools joke! i

  • dude this is really frustrating. every youtube video with anti-gay titles have a comical LGTB vlogger behind it.  i'm trying to find the genuine article!!!

  • @Video182 yeah when I'm trying to find a hate video I don't wanna get spammed with this junk.

  • @Video182 You'll never find a genuine article... conversion therapy doesn't work because there's nothing wrong with being gay! 

  • @Poskusin Yes there is: it's logic, let me make it easy for you: Man + Woman = Children. If homosexuality was really ok then why can't they produce babies? & for all that it's worth it was Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve

  • @AlgerianMAZB A VERY GOOD POINT! I mean, how else are we to make money if we can't have babies to sell into slavery as sanctioned by Exodus 21:7, oh and since you have such a logical point of view, what would be a reasonable price for selling kids? I don't want to over charge.

  • @AlgerianMAZB Oh yeah, I see a lot of people working on the Sabbath which is a no, no per Exodus 35:2, should I kill those people myself or should I let the authorities do it. I also have male friends who get there hair cut despite it being forbidden by Lev 19:27, please tell me how they should die?

  • @sparkyva2 I'm seriously no christian so didn't get what you just said. In english?

  • @AlgerianMAZB Those are laws by God and documented in the bible. Selling children, and killing people who work on the sabbath and having killing men who have short hair.

  • @sparkyva2 Ok ok but i have the impression you're just trying to avoid responding straight to my comment, i don't see how what you've just said has anything to do with men and woman being NATURALLY able to produce babies

  • @AlgerianMAZB My point is, if one is trying to use biblical logic to justify homosexuality as being wrong, then one can't ignore what I stated above. If you are trying to use biological logic, then well, there are quite a few fallacies there too. Biology seems to be more of a "let's add it on and see if it kills off the species" type logic, and just because it was added, doesn't mean it was useful. Biologically speaking, it is only because of genetic diversification that human sexuality exists.

  • @AlgerianMAZB "ONLY bcause", you're saying it like it's an everyday thing to be able to do something as biologically advanced & interesting as producing babies, the way i see things (along with the majority of the worlds pop) is that homosexuality is completely un-natural, shameful & typically not normal. End of convo my friend do what ever you wan't to do in life whatever sort of God or whatever you believe in will judge you

  • @AlgerianMAZB so people who don't want to have children are unnatural?

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  • @Poskusin homophobia is the fear of being rejected by both sexes! If God doesn't want homosexuals, then why does he keep making so many of them?

  • @Poskusin

    IT DOES WORK my brother use to be gay now is straight proof is i see him erect over thinking of girls and showing porn about it.

  • @MarineBrandon123 HAHA whatever!

  • @MarineBrandon123 how do you know he is not thinking of guys????

  • @MarineBrandon123 So now he's into the degradation of women through porn?! my biggest concern is - why are you watching him watch porn?! HE"S YOUR BROTHER YOU SICKO!

  • @Poskusin So, If there's nothing wrong with being a gay , then it is Right being a gay ???

  • @valgez1 Of course it's right to be gay.

  • @Poskusin HAHAHA!!!!!

  • *shows you a picture of a really hot guy*

    Even after 2 years, he's still faaabulous.

  • ummm.... wtf???

    

  • uhh.is it me or is he using an idiot board?

  • You was so high......

  • I'm an exgay man.Happily married since1996&I have2beautiful kids.I need to say tis to everyone who finds pleasure in abusing exgays…“Just as it's your rights to be gay/whatever u want(which isn’t my business)-it's TOTALLY MY RIGHTS to be an exgay.Y can’t u respec people for what we’ve decided for OUR OWN lives.No1has forced me into the exgay lifestyle.It’s my CHOICE.Respec others IF u want to be respected!Stop bullyin people jst bcoz they r different from/refuse to believe what u believe."

  • i believe he's being held at gun point by a christian extremist.

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  • i can tell your brain is no longer gay, but i'll bet your penis still is

  • Looks like your happy acting! LOL

  • lie

  • Well done.

  • Please don't make another video like this again, It's really creepy.

  • your satire and sarcasm are amazing, my friend

  • You are a good comedian. Love your "Have a good April 1st". It would be scary to realize how many people take you seriously.

  • I'm glad you are no longer gay. You seem much more happy now.

  • PERKELE! LOL!

    You should advertise thorazine, mate!

  • OMG...it's a cross between Steven Hawking, and Mary freaking Poppins....lol Hehe, I love you cynicism. I'm married and a Fther of two, but I am gay/bisexual as well. I am a proud man that will always finish what he starts. I do LOVE my wife and kids, but if I had the balls to just be myself when I was younger. I probably would have been married to a guy

  • dude that was totally spot on!!!

  • Just lay off the hash, m'kay?

  • I was like "is he serious" But then he must be parodying cuz he sounds like a robot

  • I feel guilty because I find you very hot and I am sure that I am able to seduce you...hehe

  • excellent dead pan delivery! Yours is much better than what mine is in person!

  • Attempts to find a "gay gene" have never identified any gene or gene product that is actually associated with homosexual orientation, with studies failing to confirm early suggestions of linkage of homosexuality to region Xq28 on the X chromosome. The question of genetic influences on sexual orientation could be definitively answered by using DNA microarray technology, although, to my knowledge, no such studies are planned or in progress.

  • "...that. I. only. like. wo.man." XD

  • Yumm. I hope you never stupid and straight like that. Straight=cool. stupid=NOTcool.

  • lmfaooooooo

  • He is very cute

  • The only reason that you felt the need to go through conversion therapy is your religion told you you are an abomination the way you were. Fundamentalist Christians are obsess with gays. It is either fear or a chance to point the figure at someone that has a "sin" that they don't have. You don't see them pointing out gluttony or greed. No they point to homosexuals. They eat shell fish and pork and don't care if crops are planted with other crops.

  • I am gay, i was born this way, and it is a phisical impossability to reshape the chemistry of your body to be attracted to another gender. You are either straight, bi or gay and once you reach puberty and become aware of your orientation it will never change. So be yourself, and don't let anyone make you feel ashamed about who you are, and who you where born to be.

  • @myrkeyjones Can straight people become gay?

  • @redlinegw Nope, as i said, if you reach puberty and you're attracted to girls, you'll always be straight. Same goes for people who people who find out they're gay.

  • @myrkeyjones So then if you are intellectually honest then a person can find out they are straight right?

  • @myrkeyjones haha i knew it!! you ARE poo-pusher!!! you lose bitch!!

  • @chicane2k Um ..Yeah... derrrr lol, mabey you should watch my video's before you jump the gun, I'm openly gay on my channel, I'm was also quite unaware that this was a contest either 0_0 Quad fail dude, QUAD fail BTW I LIKE PENIS.

  • @myrkeyjones is that why you don't fit in anywhere? hey i live in brisbane, you're on gold coast, maybe we should meet up and talk this over? huh bitch boy?

  • @chicane2k Sorry, i don't date people who are sexually frustrated ;) And i live in Melbourne BTW, lucky for both of us :)

  • hehe, he's cute, and looks high.

  • LOL

  • praise Jesus ,drink his blood eat his flesh....,

  • @umacarrot No thanks, I prefer my meat fresh, not a couple of thousand years old.

  • Amen my Brotha lol SIKE!!!

  • wow dude let me tell you something and please for the love of god get back at me for this "THEY BRAINWASHED THE SHIT OUT OF YOU" ok first of all religion isn't something you should base your life off of because the chances of it being true are soooooo slim i cant even explain it... and even if it was the bible says you can love anyone you want nothing about the sex... its not a sin to like guys and you should feel ashamed about it im not gay... naturally but you apprently "were" soo...

  • @futureTFBdunker just be yourself if your gay "BE GAY" and say this to yourself "I AM ME!! AND FUCK WHAT PEOPLE THINK" because its not a sin and you are VERY normal everyone in the U.S bash on gay people but they do nothing wrong there no different then anyone else just that they happen to like men!! please dont let those kind of people control you! they are wrong and are just plain right BAD PEOPLE!! and have no morals whats so ever

  • @futureTFBdunker um, you realise he's joking don't you? ...

  • its your choice what you do with your anus.

  • @lascroabas67

    It's interesting that you seem curiously interested in this guy's anus!

  • @lascroabas67

    Even if it means it will bleed to death!

  • I'd not a pervert, i'm a super mega mega pervert.......the sex is better.

  • I think we're all gay!

  • Dude, what drugs are you on? Hate to give you a reality check but you can't turn straight when you are gay. I'm sorry that you have to live a lie for other dipshit... You need to learn to say Fuck off.

  • @JPRamon68 ummm it is obviously a joke. look at his more recent videos.

  • see here a cured one. its all mentallity. and i bet you just love pussy