World's Fastest Drummer

[mortenpagan]

wtf was this shit

[srla2020]

3:14 blowjob!

[RFSxICH3M1C4Lx]

Joey Jordison is faster than this faggots! Anyone agree!?

[CoolKabbage]

@RFSxICH3M1C4Lx You really don't understand.

[RFSxICH3M1C4Lx]

@CoolKabbage No I dont understand that! Tell me!

[CoolKabbage]

@RFSxICH3M1C4Lx You don't understand that speed doesn't matter

[maqhem]

@CoolKabbage Ever heard of metal? Yeah, speed counts.

[CoolKabbage]

@maqhem Ever heard of metal? Listen here dumb shit: I know metal great, and I play metal a lot, for many years now. But I will tell you that only the most dumb, brick headed morons care only about speed. No body gives a fuck about which drummer is faster, that has literally nothing to do with making good music. Metal can be slow as well dip shit.

Anyways, after playing metal for many years, I can't stand the fans. I don't even want to be famous through metal. I'd rather play blues.

[maqhem]

@CoolKabbage I agree, metal can be slow as well, but it can also be fast, and fast drumming gives another atmosphere to the music than slow drumming. I can name plenty of bands that would never use slow drums because it simply wouldn't work for their genre. Remeber, I didn't say speed was the only thing that counts, I just said it counts.

[CoolKabbage]

@maqhem I am going off on you, but I am so sick of seeing this shit on YouTube acting like speed is the only thing that counts in m3tulz!!

[jcb82]

What was the song at 4:25?

[ThebigA124]

What a dipshit he thinks music is a sport

[bdarazs]

"Matt Smith" ???? the doctor can drum?

[DirtyGingers]

I'd like to see this guys trigger finger

[YouGuysAreAHoles]

4:13 Wait... Did he just fucking call music a sport?

[Samyaza69]

you guys have a lot of free time isn't?

[CatBob61]

what about Tyler Hudson

[TeddyPicker191]

Is that fucking Liam Neeson in 10 years?

[Cha0sclaw]

See kids? Masturbation does have benefits.

[brian98620]

best drumer = rip the dev. but now goes to AUGUST BURNS RED!!

[sumsar01]

@brian98620 i hate people keep talking about the dev. guys just because he dies.... hes just a average drummer... get over it

[MegaGreendayfan101]

@sumsar01 an*

[luciferinperson]

is this kid stoned?

[hardcrustcheese]

WFT! He's not an asian! :O

[learrus]

These are the fastest RECORDED drummers...

The old saying "There is prolly someone better trapped in a basement some place."

[waylonbloodskull666]

@learrus its me ;) lol jk not even close but ive ALWAYS had that same thought, these are people that choose to come and try, but there are people who could probably blast all these people away, but maybe too shy or plain unintrested, which i understand but that statement...i totally have that same thought haha

[ForerunnerEditz]

Fastest Masturbater....

[spiritcrusher195]

I think George Kollias and Francesco Paoli should give this a try.

[CurlyDrummerBoy18]

@musicking182 If it weren't for buddy rich, Travis barker wouldn't have a clue what he is playing....oh wait , he still doesn't because he is a piece of shit with tattoos all over him. Get educated cunt.

[musicking182]

buddy rich SUCKS cow cock. TRAVIS BARKER ALL THE WAY!

[bbk012345]

@musicking182 This is way we shouldn't let 12-year-olds post comments....

[hyghiaumtym]

@musicking182 I want to river dance on your head.

[YoungFeIIaz]

haha 3:14

[SpMeKP]

This is bullshit.

[Apollyohn]

Fleshgod Apocalypse drummer is a God > Francesco Paoli

[larawora]

check vital remains:dechristianize

that's one of the real most fastest drummers!!

[schmirgelschmurgel]

won`t see this guy masturbating...

[5ini5ster]

...says the kid wearing an american eagle t-shirt :/



[CrazyCornhuskerFan]

fucking ratatat in the BACKGROUND BRO

[OBEYthisSWAG]

the WFD... swag!

[DerekShiller]

2:50 to see the guy in action, I believe.

You're welcome.

[englishgardensdave]

Never trust a man with no sideburns

[WindsOfPestilence]

Imagine the blast beats O:

[RoxFan48]

Who names there kid Boo??? O_o

[JNLPs]

haha Pabst Blue Ribbon poster

[beavis825]

@scorpyin matt greiner > everyone else

[hunter81297]

4:30 The best part

[Julio90909]

XD u are right

[thomasstunts]

@hunter81297 HAHAHA i actually clicked your link. very nice

[GaveDrohl1]

Music is not a contest. Of course, I respect that drummer for how fast he is, but, so what he is the fatest?

[GarethSTC]

@GaveDrohl1 Like the kid says, it's a sport. It's not music, it's just there to have fun with. Whether these guys can play well in a more musical context isn't the issue here.

[GaveDrohl1]

@GarethSTC I think you're right. Thanks for comment!

[ImJustMatt1]

yee haw

[MrKculnalyd]

Buddy Rich? You've never listened to Mudvayne. Matt Mcdonough mother fucker.

[Megadedly]

@MrKculnalyd Mudvayne are noobs.

[scorpyin]

@MrKculnalyd Mudvayne?! You've never listened to Meshuggah. Tomas Haake mother fucker... See how stupid you sound right now? Stop being a douche and enjoy things for what they are!

[willian1544]

@MrKculnalyd Man of course ,this guy is the fastest in the world ... ok fucking cool , but speed doesn't mean quality or knowledge about How to play . If somebody wants to be the fastest , this person just needs to play without stop you know just "play" as a crazy .... Bu if somebody wants to be the best this person will need study music and practice everyday

[MrKculnalyd]

@willian1544 I wasn't the one saying speed = talent. I was in opposition to that statement. I'm for Mudvayne's drummer, Matt Mcdonough. The individual I was talking to said I was a douche bag for stating my opinion then told me Meshuggah's drummer was better, as though he can tell me what my opinion is. But um, I still like your grounds.

[isomerizzante]

if you are a fuckin' wanker you should be the best at this!

[Bjornisen]

I wanna turkey slap that drummer

[thegroovyfloyds]

estupido

[insanewarlock666]

How cares about speed if you're not playing black metal?

[BarcaKalle]

Drumming is about playing good, not fast

[Majorbloxxer]

Introducing: Death Waltz, Circus Galop, Bad Apple!, Star Wars Theme Song and Rainbow Tylenol at once today at 18:30!

[LA19941]

2:10 suck my cock bitch xD

[TheRealEzzy]

background msuic is ratatat. good band

[cowgoesmoo2]

Skip to 2:43, that's what we came for.

[A7X711]

The rev

[spuddnick182]

the rev sucks dick fuck avenged sevenfold. gay ass fucking wanna be metal band the drummer from the faceless is the fastest ever

[TheEsoterist]

@spuddnick182

Metal isn't about how fast people can play their instruments. Music in general isn't a competition.

[spuddnick182]

@TheEsoterist obviously. but when a band like avenged sevenfold trys to label themselves metal its a joke. they aren't metal, but playing fast is a key part to metals sound and this video is about drum speed so it was a relevant comment. but thanks

[ahalo010]

old man you are'nt faster or better then the rev

[MrLualviva]

fucking oldman shut up

[MrLualviva]

bored

[BreakingSkiesMedia]

if he masturbates hell burn his dick

[clem8417]

They would be good woodpeckers

[wsigel1]

Is that music?

[willian1544]

Fastest doesn't mean best !

[TheAjksel]

@willian1544 and were does it sais he's the best?, only sais hes the fastest.

[MrKculnalyd]

@willian1544 Completely agree, please explain that to @scorpyin.

[SuneTheMairn]

@willian1544 I agree

[chaimelewitz]

any of the hardcore metalcore or deathcore drummers would smoke these guys >.> can go that fast and be all over the place not just one drum. smh

[zealberg]

 Vomit Vomit Vomit LrLL RlRR lRll Vomit Puke puke Vomit vomit Puke puke vomit vomit vinnie coliauta suck my scrotum electric wizard are king

[NinoAndJakobTV]

there is always going to be some aisan kid thats faster

[Acousticnoiseuk]

buzz stroke? wish that kid would actually learn about drums instead of pretending to know how to play them.

[raherql]

@Acousticnoiseuk maybe, but he's got the piece of paper.

[Acousticnoiseuk]

@raherql WOW a piece of paper.

[FunkMasterSteez]

Dream Theather's Drummer Mike Mangini holds the Guinness record

[GlennBurgs]

@FunkMasterSteez He is an amzing Drummer, but I think Portnoy had better Beats. Im SOOO waiting for their new album. Cant wait.

[SilentKnight65]

What about Carl Palmer and Billy Cobham??? This kid can't be faster than them!!!!

[blakebignellmusic]

like how the top two comments have to do with jerking off...

[iamlametastic]

bla bla bla bla bla

[zniesmaczony]

Bonham, Lombardo, everyone of them as far as speed drumming is concerned, is being eaten by GENE HOGLAN!

[theweathermean]

Take Johnny Rabb. Take off that hat. Give him some flowing blonde locks and one of those ugly Dean flying V guitars. BAM! Dave Mustaine

[GoJays09]

Dave. Lombardo.

[met1bama]

Hey! When did Jeff Gordon start playing drums??

[RoboGeek123]

Jon Bonham.  That is all

[kokolay86]

Это Чуров из центризберкома России)))

[lemke777]

Wrong Title, Should be Worlds Best Masturbator.

[RandallRhoads7]

Mike Mangini !!!

[bmartins6018]

Derek Roddy would destroy these guys

[MrPocketmouse]

wait hes not fat? :P

[D0UW3ee]

looks like Hank Moody

[Lovethebassex]

ratatat!



[PaytonHinkley]

Id be much angrier at someone turning music into a way to brag about themselves rather than someone having fun by making it competative

[KetamineAddict]

Hail Gene Hoglan

[xXEPICSXx92x]

wtf lol all i have to say is Gene Hoglan, then this video is invalid.

[ilovepantera97]

dave lombardo can do this on a real drum-set

[aman692]

666 dislikes, fuck man, even the devil hates this shit

[mpusch88]

damnit... i thought it said world's fattest drummer

[thebestmusicofall]

bla bla bla MANGINI bla

[thegrimreaper7]

World's fastest fappers

[Gvk795]

I'm just going to get super good at play snare, not even learn drums and beat this record.

[DAATHmaniac1]

haha this isn't fast, check out Inferno of Behemoth...puts this to shame!

[geetphuck]

@DAATHmaniac1 I was about to type the same thing

[DAATHmaniac1]

@geetphuck haha of course you would...because its true!

[geetphuck]

@DAATHmaniac1 indeed!

[jakobole]

But if your drumming sounds like shit when it's recorded, what's the use?

[xMxSxIxTxtxGx]

656 people cant even drum 60bpm.

[Evilxnuke]

Cobus is faster.

[djicecream223]

What if you drum so fast the drum-o-meter is just like, "Fuck this shit! I'm outta here!"

[MetalForeverBlack]

George Kollias would make this guy shit in his pants

[MetalForeverBlack]

ok.....so i come thinking im gonna see the worlds fastest drummer, and i gotta see the faggot at 3:07 thinking he knows how to drum? thank you whoever fucking posted this for wasting 2 minutes of my life, i am really REALLY glad i seen these comments that told me their is no real drumming or i would of watched this vile hoping id see some real drummers soon, commit suicide and do the world a favor, thanks

[ruledeck]

Where the fuck's the drumming??

[systemofadown3210]

Portnoy or Mangini? Dream Theater.

[MrPerpetualeuphoria]

gettysburg

[dermieper]

...just imagine him masturbating! ô0

[SkaLover257]

Ratatat FTW

[DaRocker21]

I clicked on this thinking I was gonna see some drummer tearing it up. But instead, I see this...shit.

[ZombieNazis]

Worlds Fastest Masturbator

[undacovabro2393]

At least they are playing Ratatat in the background

[Eximious94]

641 people knows metal

[asfandiqy]

@Eximious94 Yeah we Do and we know that "Joey Jordison" from "SlipKnot" is the fastest drummer

[Eximious94]

@asfandiqy There's many drummers on the same level, I prefer George Kollias ;P

[Snowblower666]

@asfandiqy Try listening to the drummer from Vital Remains. Dechristianize is a good example of a mind blowing song when it comes to drums. Don't get me wrong Joey is awesome and one of my favorite but he's not the fastest

[Svargedorath]

@Eximious94 haha, nice comment ; D

[MrMrl33]

this guy just fapped to much

[derdudeldadelmetal]

hahahaha. search in yt for brutal death drummer , and YOU will see the fastest drummer. not joey jordison, thomas haake, lars ulrich or whoever.

[CARAMELH0H0B0Y]

@derdudeldadelmetal not if hes using a duallist d3 pedal

but i agree joey isn't nearly as good as people like to say he is

[derdudeldadelmetal]

@CARAMELH0H0B0Y yeah its right. ive heard, joey uses some kind of fake pedals - one push, three hits. so they wank a bit. (sry for bad english) :) haha

well but actually i must say, im not anymore on the deathcore whoisfaster - trip. its still about music :) thats why i actually love the BoO drummer :D i forgot his name...

[exexBLACKGAMERexex]

3:05 :0 those are singles?!? dayum

[TakerStillRulezz]

Obviously they have never heard of Joey Jordison.

[Foronymus]

he looks exactly like my bus driver O.o

[TimPaiste97]

Who actually is the worlds fastest drummer? Cos some people say it's Mangina and and loads of other people say it's someone else?

[Slipnotes]

Well these guys obviously don't listen to a lot of black metal..

[xProspRousx]

@Slipnotes i know right

[therev951]

If We Change The Letters It says What De Fuck xD

[fml72fml]

that fat dude talking over ratatat harshed my mellow

[SubtilePresence]

must stupid n insignifient (sport) in the universe!!!! This guys need a dog!

[crabbit87]

THIS IS GROUND BREAKING!!!!!!! LMAO

[DrinkGirlsARSE]

wheres joey jordisson when you need him lol

[natetheminuteman3123]

thught the title was fattest drummer..

[BFMVrocks34]

speed means nothing if you don't have true drum talent.

[kevboslice112]

he should play with nile

[pichirisu]

Oh my god, I'd love to see his double strokes. Fuck.

[UnaSilueta]

that's not a drummer

[ChikaNeca]

boring

[77Flip77]

yeah ratatat!

[disil1389]

Balls.

[IsaacDeanMusic]

"Of course it's not music, it's a sport. It's for people to have fun with." Now shut up saying it isn't drumming or music. No shit.

[doublebassmaster]

@IsaacDeanMusic No they think it is, that why they say worlds fastest DRUMMER. And we say its more about feel and skill than speed. I only said its not drumming coz its NOT. But the title says it is. Understand my comment before you shout abuse

[IsaacDeanMusic]

@doublebassmaster Well what else would you describe them as, World's Fastest Drum Stick Operator? I wasn't shouting abuse, do you see an exclamation mark anywhere?

[cbh440]

Yeah, I know I clicked on this, but this is beyond stupid.

[xba222]

Chuck Norris can do 100000000000000000000000000000­00000000000000000000 bassdrums in less then 1 second :D

[doublebassmaster]

THIS ISNT DRUMMING

[23aztek]

@doublebassmaster

They know it - therefor they said that in this video. You don't need to repeat it...

[RottingChimp]

@doublebassmaster refer to IsaacDeanMusic. We've all seen stupider sports.

[botboc]

@doublebassmaster I was just about to write the same thing.

[Terinigan]

@doublebassmaster Nope, THIS isn't drumming, but the technique they develop while having fun with this "sport" is what they, you and everyone else USE when they're drumming.

[keewee1091]

@doublebassmaster actually it is...he is hitting a drum with a stick, so i refute your comment, dumb ass...