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  • hahaha nice edition

  • Gabe Newell clopping to Left 4 Dead music

  • clop clop clop

  • Close your eyes and restart the video...

  • fap fap fap

  • fap fap fap

  • Yo mama so fat, Gabe Newell said Daaaammnn!

  • EXERCISE !

  • gabe: at e3, we will reveal a game that has a "3" in it

    fast forward to e3

    gabe:we will be releasing left 4 dead 3 and portal 3 this year!

  • Am i the only person who likes gaben?

    

  • @erim1999 As much as everyone makes fun of him, everyone loves Gaben.

  • @SangiNET

    ... You can troll people, doesn't mean you don't like them.

    For your information gabe Newell has been voted the favorite developer of 2011 before Todd Howard (Bethesda CEO).

    Newell is epic.

    But jokes on him are epic too !

  • @Xecutionner2K Yeah, I know. I lost faith in Todd though. He overhypes his games too much all the time, and his games are bug-ridden and unbalanced as fuck, while Gabe ALWAYS delivers a quality games with little to no bugs.

  • @SangiNET

    Skyrim is one of my favorite rpg of all time - how is it overhyped ? ...

    "Unbalanced" doesn't apply to solo games as there are no competitions.

    I'm not sure about Gabe, I mean sure he was the main Half-Life 1 & Steam programmer but I don't think he has time to code anymore. You know when you are a veteran (and CEO also) you just say what u want to have and developers do it for you. The same applies to every vets (Ed Boon, mortal kombat creator doesn't code anymore).

  • @Xecutionner2K When you see a bear kill a dragon single-handed, you just know that there are serious balancing issues. If almost everyone in Skyrim can kill a dragon, why do they need Dragonborn? I'm glad you enjoyed the game man, but many elder scrolls fans, myself too, were rather disappointed with skyrim. Questing was bland and linear. It's very noticeable if you create more than one character. I can't help but compare questing to that of Fallout: New Vegas.

  • @SangiNET

    well I havent seen them deliver big, open world RPG's with hundreds of quests and characters, and hundreds of ways to complete quests. Bethesda's games are more complex and unfortunately have more bugs because of that.

  • by 11 seconds i was expecting him to clap along to dubstep

  • his fat is causing his arms to bounce off each other, creating a jiggle-paradox

  • LOL! The poor guy can't get a break!

  • Gay Ben

  • Every time he claps, Episode 3 gets delayed for a month.

  • @Twisted4000 I've estimated the number of claps by ear and it adds up to near 12 years, well thanks and have fun...waiting.

  • @yotsubakowai 12 years? If anything that's a vast underestimate.

  • ole

  • Why does this exist?!

  • @PiefaceclownPrdctns Because... GABEN

  • @TheMadDogClan I'm Confuzled

  • i really don't *cries*

  • i don't get it

  • Nice.

  • This is likely the reality of what he does at work everyday. He makes money from fans who just let him sit around and be fat and useless while they are all like "yeah it's Valve time we can wait forever i love Valve i'll go buy more stuff on steam and still not get the games from them i want to play since Gabe is too busy eating"

  • What did I just watch?

  • You Have Greatly Displeased Gaben. Episode 3 delayed for another 10 years

  • fake and gay: gaben cannot move any part of his body that fast...tsk tsk tsk

  • He has the same speakers as I do! Z-4 Logitechs, I've had them for years.

  • He was massaging his invisible penis hence the nice at the end

  • Scroll the screen down, this video is now "Gabe Newell fapping to Left 4 Dead music".

  • Hopefully HL2E3 will be worth the weight.

  • Fans: Give us Half-Life 3! Gabe: Good news for our customers!! Fans: *gasp* Gabe: P0rtal 2 is on the way!! Fans: Well I guess that's cool, Episode 3 time? Gabe: Introducing the new.. Fans: Yes?! Gabe: The new!!! Fans: YES!!!!!!!! Gabe: Counter-Strike! Fan: GTFO!!!!! Amazing Troll xD
  • @mhrfg Gabe: we are releasing a new game you've been waiting for

    fan: gasp

    Gabe: its Half

    fan:YESSS!!!!!!!

    Gabe:an hour in making

    fan: O_O FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUU

  • @dachshund103

    Haha - It's funny because Half-Life 3 will probably be announced at the next E3. :)

  • Face it, Valve can't count to three

  • He's got impeccable timing

  • @ERR0R9O9 Boo hoo hoo little kid does not accept me being superior and right :-D

    What is the alternative then, kid? TRASH like you? HERF DERF COOL STORY BRO UMAD?UUUUUHUHUHU.

    Yeah I'm the superior alternative :-D

  • @TSFP Even retards like you have your uses.

    RAAAAAAAAAAGE more kid. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.

    My country is protected by the entirety of EU.

    Yours is hated by most of the entire PLANET. China? Nuke. iran? Nuke. Russia?Nuke.

    OH GEE OH GEE I WONDER WHICH ONE OF US GETS ATTACKED FIRST.

    God damned illiterate preschooling piece of shit :-D

  • @BlackwingDragon who the fuck said i was american you faggot. and no one would want to do shit to hungary because THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING THERE. you obviously got anal raped by some american tourists haha fag. even on your profile you say you are "insanely perverted" haaha ass fucking fag. get off youtube if you hate america so much and go do something about bitch

  • @TSFP ignore that trash lol he will block you to death and fail ban you till you cry. XD

  • FAP,FAP,FAP FAP,FAP,FAP FAP,FAP,FAP :D

  • This video has shown me how to beat Rock band 3 on expert

  • gabe newell said he will acctualy release episode three so you guy dont have to worry about this any more

    he said it will be released just after he will finish his dinner

  • gabe has some crazy ass rhythm

  • lol, sickos :P

  • @BlackwingDragon

    You REALLY need to learn some social skills. Your random insult, word slinging shows your lack of English. Your insults are so bad and misspelled, it makes you look even dumber and less capable at English than you are. Keep thinking you are banning people. If you check their date of registration, you will see it doesn't change. However, once people click "Mark as Spam" on your comments enuf times, they get closed and people have to manually click on them to read them.

  • nice

  • Doug , delay episode 3 when i clap.

    Yes , Gabe.

    *starts clapping*

    not again! D:

  • My response to those 2 ragers -ahem- UMADBRO?

  • @ihatealderney Yes banned kid, that's how much I like you. 0\10 . Not at all.

  • @BlackwingDragon Jesus Christ. What is your point? I don't get it.

  • @ihatealderney Atleast this time you weren't a cunt about it.

  • @ihatealderney

    His point is he thinks he has power on YouTube to ban people.

    He's just a little, angry, hyperactive kid who thinks everyone around him is lower than him, and that spouting bigotry is awesome as shit, and is hypocritical in everything he says. See the fact that he calls me unoriginal after he uses an 11-year old overused phrase. Or illiterate while misspelling, Or that popular stuff sucks, after saying he loves FF7

    I would honestly be surprised at this point if he were over 10

  • @Draknfyre This is all so important.

  • @Draknfyre Think \ = \ know.

    Why run from reality, worthless kid?

  • oh gee, whats happening in the comments?

    

  • @YouGotOwned87

    Just some moron who gets all his information from Wikipedia. Who thinks RPG's didn't exist in America until FF7. Thinks Diablo was a failure. Hates popular things but loves FF7, and thinks Americans are idiots, yet spouts some of the stupidest stuff ever he read on Wikipedia. Who replies to a comment on a Valve video saying that Valve has done nothing but suck at coding and made bad games.

  • @Draknfyre Awww the little boy re-registered because his main account got banned.

    Adorable if incorrect failure lifeform. I don't "think" Diablo was a failure, I -know- it.

    Protip, your whinegument was diablo was the shit and THAT brought rpgs up to snuff. Which it didn't.

    BUT I MEAN YOU KNOW KEEP BEING A RETARD I'LL KEEP BANNING YOU UNTIL YOU GET BORED :-D

  • @BlackwingDragon

    I don't know what the fuck you are thinking, because I was never banned. Check my profile, asshole. It still has the same registration date.

    You have some serious disillusion issues if you think "reporting" me (which you can't do for comments) on YouTube does anything.

    You don't ban shit. You can't even "report" someone for a comment. Keep thinking your kid ass can do something on a site he has no power on.

  • @Draknfyre CH CH CH CHAINRAGE

    Resulting in

    CH CH CH CHAINBAN

  • @YouGotOwned87 Stuck up american piece of shit raging at FACTS is what's happening. Drakn is your typical 12 year old xbox retard.

  • @BlackwingDragon

    Here's some facts, asshole.

    I don't own either XBox.

    You admitted you weren't alive in 1981. That makes you the kid.

    You get all your facts from Wikipedia apparantly, and don't know what the hell you are talking about.

    Wizardry 1 was on the computer in 1981, predating FF7 by a hell of a long time.

    What you think failed is nothing, The gaming industry recognizes Diablo for what it did, Your ass is no one.

    Stop acting like your little area is the only place that exists.

  • @Draknfyre That is the SINGLE thing they did and they did well, actually.

    Valve did it. So? means nobody else would have done it? Derp derp derp. Half of it because it's low-end ugly old shit that they refuse to correctly update or port [or more likely, they can't, being too stupid to unfuckup their own code].

    Uh huh. So "popular" = good huh.

    Here's some food for thought then, retard

    Twilight

    Gaylo

    Maple Story

    Diablo

    SURELY THESE MUST ALL BE GOLDEN GOOD AMIRITE?

    A hurpaderpa dat failure.

  • @BlackwingDragon

    Someone would have eventually invented controlled powered flight after the Wright Brothers, but that's who we give credit.

    Learn how that works, kid.

    And I love how you include Diablo in that, the game that almost single-handedly invented the action RPG. 15 years later other games are still measured to it.

    I already knew from your first comment you were a no-wit fucking kid who can't understand that CoD and MW didn't invent the modern gaming era, you just proved it there.

  • @Draknfyre OLLOLOL American brown-nosing piece of shit calls me kid. Isn't that precious.

    ARe you high or completely fucking retarded? I'm pretty sure FF 7 came before diablo which is CREDITED OFFICIALLY with bringing RPG over to failmerica. BEFORE that we had shitty Ultima. You clearly have no fucking clue how far up your own ass you are D=.

    It's okay xbox kid, talk more shit on your new account. This one gets banned for baiting, trolling and general idiocy.

    Death to america <3

  • @BlackwingDragon

    Hey dipshit, I said action RPG, not RPG. There's a different there you mindless fuck. And I believe RPG's existed a HELL of alot longer than FF7. I was playing pc RPG's on the computer before your ass was born.

    And I like your assumption there. I don't own an XBox, either the original or the 360.

    So, we have an idiot seems to think FF invented the RPG genre, and random American bashing which has no place in this at all. Good way to show people how (un)intelligent you are.

  • @Draknfyre How is that "action". CLICK CLICK CLICK LOOK I'M JIZZING MYSELF.

    My point is still valid, fucknuts. Go check out Wikipedia, ask ANYONE, they'll tell you FF 7 was their gateway RPG. I have facts, YOU HAVE NERDRAGE

    You should, you're stupid enough to.

    See, you are a failmerican. I said you were before I checked your profile - and I was right. Only Failmericans like you can be that fucking stupid.

    Me > you kiddo, but let that nerdrage out before you get b& off the site ^-^.

  • @BlackwingDragon

    I know you are just a kid, and can't understand the difference, but an action RPG is an RPG which takes place in real-time with a lessened focus on individual combat sequences.

    If you are going to claim something did or did not do you might want to learn the difference between what the fuck you are talking about.

    And you don't get banned from YouTube for comments.

  • @Draknfyre It's O-KAY LITTLE BOY.

    MILLIONS of internet trash like you can't think, spell correctly or use original insults or comebacks. I'm USED to vermin like you. I1m USED to BANNING vermin like you off the site <3.

    Enjoy your mute until you get b& next hour kiddo.

    Protip for you, Zelda did "action RPG" A TINY BIT earlier than your precious failed Diablo did.

    Not by admins you don't. Enjoy your ignorance. Hope you get 9\11'd you stupid fuck *mutes* Ban coming child, prepare for it.

  • @BlackwingDragon

    You think you have some power on YouTube? 12 year-olds don't hold employment at YouTube.

    You think Diablo "failed" ? Considering it's the defining game in it's genre, and people still play both, I can't chalk that up to ignorance, that's pathetic ignorance.

    So what we have here is a misinformed little kid with illusions of power. Add to that apparant country bigotry which has NO part of this comment section, and total ignorance of how video games work, period. You are sad.

  • @Draknfyre Awwww little boy is using the HURURURRUR 12 STFU argument.

    I feel like I'm in 1981. Joke being I wasn't even alive then. You are not funny. not original. NOt smart. Not right. And least of all, not safe <3.

    banned your third account kid, keep it coming. IT MAKES MY DICK HARD how fucking -retarded- you are.

    Seriously, I fucking wish russia, the terrorists or china nuke you. You deserved 9\11 being the loud stupid fucks you are. KEEP PROVING ME RIGHT, animal. Maybe you blow up soon.

  • @BlackwingDragon

    Wow, your ass is actually back?

    You didn't need to tell me you weren't alive in 1981. I knew it.

    You are the one calling me "not original", but you used "Gaylo", a term that was created 11 years ago. I don't even like the series and I find that fucking hilarious how hypocritical you are

    Stop getting all your info from Wikipedia. You are incredibly wrong. A pitiful, little angry Hungarian who must strike out at everyone because he's a child and angry at every one. Get a life

  • @BlackwingDragon

    Hey, kid, does going into all of my videos and thumbing them down make you feel important? That's ok, I can do that, too.

  • @Draknfyre Actually you can't. that aside I'm not that petty. That is reserved for worthless lower lifeforms like you. I have no time to waste on filth like yourself. Why harm you that way when I can just remove all your videos and laugh at your own SCREAMING ignorance?:-D

  • @BlackwingDragon You're even making me laugh at you, and I'm a fucking left winger.

  • @IamTheiPhone And insecure. And a retard.

    Who gives a shit what worthless political notion you follow?

    What, are you going to propose a bill to make everyone not agreeing with your idiocy stfu

    Uneducated animals like you laugh a lot. A sign of their idiocy <3

  • @BlackwingDragon

    I checked, and you have ratings disabled on all of your TWO videos. I guess that's what makes you think you have power on YouTube, doesn't it? Disliking something.

    Unless you upload something that's against the rules, or breaks copyright, you can't be banned from YouTube. So keep spouting off how you are going to ban someone.

    You must be one miserable motherfucker who has to rant at people online because you are too much of a pussy and weak to say something to someone IRL.

  • @Draknfyre Not reallly. I doN't want to put up with banned illiterate uneducated minority amerifags like you barfing and shitting all over my products for no other reason than they INCORRECTLY think they are safe and can do whatever they fuck they want.

    I'd rather not filther LEGIONS of retards like you failposting on my videos.

    Simple as that.

    b& 4th account. KEEP BEING WORTHLESS KID :-D

  • @Draknfyre Don't waste your time with scum like him, just enjoy the Gaben. He's evidently a newfag on 4chan, or his 12 year old friends have shown him memebase because he's used enough memes. Just let him get trolled off the internet, a twat like him should be dealt with with people that are better than yourself.

  • @BlackwingDragon

    The fact that you claim that Wikipedia along with what YOUR FRIENDS first RPG game is makes the history of the RPG is absolutely laughable. I was playing stat-based pc games before the first FF ever existed you fucking moron. What is "popular" doesn't equal the only thing that exists.

    And your previous comment about "popular" things sucking makes that even more laughable. You are one of these kids who's first system was a PS2. Moronic and stupid.

  • He may be fat but hey your're dumb...

  • gabe would make a great drummer

  • thumbs up if his name sounds like gayben.

  • Imagine all the hamburgers he'll need to eat to to get the lost calories for the clapping again!

  • All fat jokes towards Gabe Newell.

    He still has more money than you probably ever will.

  • lol yah!

  • @Draknfyre Off of nothing mroe than bad coding from terrible games and the idiots that buy those bad games.

    Humanity.

    Needs more nukes.

  • I Find this Easy to Masturbaite Too?!

  • You know he was tired as fuck after that.

  • @TheLeft4Dead2Player congrats now episode 3 is now delayed 2 more years.

  • @TheLeft4Dead2Player The first gabe newell fat joke that makes no sense.

  • @MapleLunii It doesn't?

  • That was just his fat hitting together...

  • if u close your eyes while listening to this song

    you may think that he is fapping

  • this was in Australia :D

  • instant fappage

  • every time he claps ep3 gets delayed by another month

  • @vryafoat777

    at the rate of how many thumbs up there are on the top comment by machpivot it will

  • @vryafoat777 now is that a regular month or a valve month?

  • @vryafoat777 XD made my day

  • @vryafoat777 More delayed another year

  • @vryafoat777 more like another 40 years

  • mean while, at valve.

  • ää nop

  • Maybe we should've played as Gabe at the end of Portal 2. He'd weigh 1/6th. *shurg* Might stop the fat jokes for a bit.

  • It's as close to a workout as he gets

  • Gaben

  • BOOMER!

  • Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin

  • @Freemancos Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe

  • @Freemancos gabe is thin? nah. he's a genius? HELL FUCKING YES!!!

  • Gabe Newell must be a beast at Donkey Konga.

  • hafa nagila

  • Every clap is another year Episode 3 is delayed.

  • @irulenano the witch music in the background made that comment even more ominous :'(

  • @irulenano Jesus fuck, we'd all be dead.

  • @irulenano Fans: Give us HL3!

    Gabe: Oh, good! My slow clap processor made it into my body. [Clap, clap, clap]

  • I hate you Gabe...

  • I think his belly is jiggling while he claps

  • @UofMgoblue2012 fat belly

  • @Zudaner Every video does that.

  • Stop clapping, get on your arse, and make me HL2: E3!

  • @Grievous04 Uh, nope.

    *Ep 3 delay*

  • @maggosh No, fuck! *commits suicide*

  • I see the little ABC logo down there :P

  • that's very nice, now finish episode3

  • lol i would just lol if that was like real and not edited gabe just sat there clapping reall fast with l4d in the backround

  • @CATINAWHEELCHAIR99

    I think he would get tired after just two claps

  • ...I wish I could fa- I mean clap that fast...

    =3

  • 'Nice'

  • This video is fake , cuz gabe could never clap that fast.... even if he is hungry.

  • ... i wish i could clap that fast.

  • Gabe is fat because he turns insults into calories.

  • stop fapping gaben

  • That isnt gabe Its Hes Stunt Double he can clab that fast :0

  • His extra chins are clapping. I lol'd.

  • Gabe Newell is so fat and claps so fast :6

  • @rambozombie1 He needs to clap so he can excerise :3

  • This isn't possible, it's obviously sound edited.

    When gabe claps, it sounds like walruses humping in a thunder storm.

  • all sequals hes delayed

    ep3

    portal2

    l4d3

    and hes delaying his diet

  • Don't make jokes about him every joke half life ep 3 is 10 min delayed

  • whats so good about ep 3

  • @awsomeface286

    The epic sequel to Half Life 2, and every game in the Half Life series has gotten over 85 on the metascore!

  • My favorite class is this pie.

  • Guys, what are you talking about?

    Gabe newell finished episode ALONG time ago!, he dropped the disc and he's spent the last four years trying to reach it.

  • BOOMER!

  • Meanwhile at Valve.

  • worth the weight

  • Every time there is a Gabe Newell joke, Valve delays Episode 3 5 more years

  • Duru dun duuuhn dunnnnnn

  • EXERCISE, GABE. EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MachPivot you're delaying episode 3 asshole

  • @MachPivot Episode 3 delayed another decade.

  • @MachPivot That is why Gabe Newel canceled episode 3!

  • @MachPivot i'm the like 500 what does i winz???PL0X

  • omg just stop making fun of him did you know he found valve thought valve we would be bored hobos playing gay games like halo or cod i don't know i think cod and halo is broing to me sorry but they are broing to me and yes i play them

  • just watch this and youl think more positively about gabe /watch?v=pLC_zZ5fqFk , just watch it before you mark spam for putting links in comments