@Xecutionner2K Yeah, I know. I lost faith in Todd though. He overhypes his games too much all the time, and his games are bug-ridden and unbalanced as fuck, while Gabe ALWAYS delivers a quality games with little to no bugs.
Skyrim is one of my favorite rpg of all time - how is it overhyped ? ...
"Unbalanced" doesn't apply to solo games as there are no competitions.
I'm not sure about Gabe, I mean sure he was the main Half-Life 1 & Steam programmer but I don't think he has time to code anymore. You know when you are a veteran (and CEO also) you just say what u want to have and developers do it for you. The same applies to every vets (Ed Boon, mortal kombat creator doesn't code anymore).
@Xecutionner2K When you see a bear kill a dragon single-handed, you just know that there are serious balancing issues. If almost everyone in Skyrim can kill a dragon, why do they need Dragonborn? I'm glad you enjoyed the game man, but many elder scrolls fans, myself too, were rather disappointed with skyrim. Questing was bland and linear. It's very noticeable if you create more than one character. I can't help but compare questing to that of Fallout: New Vegas.
well I havent seen them deliver big, open world RPG's with hundreds of quests and characters, and hundreds of ways to complete quests. Bethesda's games are more complex and unfortunately have more bugs because of that.
This is likely the reality of what he does at work everyday. He makes money from fans who just let him sit around and be fat and useless while they are all like "yeah it's Valve time we can wait forever i love Valve i'll go buy more stuff on steam and still not get the games from them i want to play since Gabe is too busy eating"
Fans: Give us Half-Life 3! Gabe: Good news for our customers!! Fans: *gasp* Gabe: P0rtal 2 is on the way!! Fans: Well I guess that's cool, Episode 3 time? Gabe: Introducing the new.. Fans: Yes?! Gabe: The new!!! Fans: YES!!!!!!!! Gabe: Counter-Strike! Fan: GTFO!!!!! Amazing Troll xD
@BlackwingDragon who the fuck said i was american you faggot. and no one would want to do shit to hungary because THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING THERE. you obviously got anal raped by some american tourists haha fag. even on your profile you say you are "insanely perverted" haaha ass fucking fag. get off youtube if you hate america so much and go do something about bitch
You REALLY need to learn some social skills. Your random insult, word slinging shows your lack of English. Your insults are so bad and misspelled, it makes you look even dumber and less capable at English than you are. Keep thinking you are banning people. If you check their date of registration, you will see it doesn't change. However, once people click "Mark as Spam" on your comments enuf times, they get closed and people have to manually click on them to read them.
His point is he thinks he has power on YouTube to ban people.
He's just a little, angry, hyperactive kid who thinks everyone around him is lower than him, and that spouting bigotry is awesome as shit, and is hypocritical in everything he says. See the fact that he calls me unoriginal after he uses an 11-year old overused phrase. Or illiterate while misspelling, Or that popular stuff sucks, after saying he loves FF7
I would honestly be surprised at this point if he were over 10
Just some moron who gets all his information from Wikipedia. Who thinks RPG's didn't exist in America until FF7. Thinks Diablo was a failure. Hates popular things but loves FF7, and thinks Americans are idiots, yet spouts some of the stupidest stuff ever he read on Wikipedia. Who replies to a comment on a Valve video saying that Valve has done nothing but suck at coding and made bad games.
When you click "Flag as spam", it temporarily removes their comment from your view, not ban them. You stupid, worthless piece of shit.
As I said, check my profile. Same registration date. Now get a life you ignorant little kid.
You have no control over anything on YouTube save for your stupid comments and your channel. Keep thinking you can "ban" and "delete videos". You ADD-riddled, egotistical piece of shit.
@Draknfyre That is the SINGLE thing they did and they did well, actually.
Valve did it. So? means nobody else would have done it? Derp derp derp. Half of it because it's low-end ugly old shit that they refuse to correctly update or port [or more likely, they can't, being too stupid to unfuckup their own code].
Someone would have eventually invented controlled powered flight after the Wright Brothers, but that's who we give credit.
Learn how that works, kid.
And I love how you include Diablo in that, the game that almost single-handedly invented the action RPG. 15 years later other games are still measured to it.
I already knew from your first comment you were a no-wit fucking kid who can't understand that CoD and MW didn't invent the modern gaming era, you just proved it there.
@Draknfyre OLLOLOL American brown-nosing piece of shit calls me kid. Isn't that precious.
ARe you high or completely fucking retarded? I'm pretty sure FF 7 came before diablo which is CREDITED OFFICIALLY with bringing RPG over to failmerica. BEFORE that we had shitty Ultima. You clearly have no fucking clue how far up your own ass you are D=.
It's okay xbox kid, talk more shit on your new account. This one gets banned for baiting, trolling and general idiocy.
Hey dipshit, I said action RPG, not RPG. There's a different there you mindless fuck. And I believe RPG's existed a HELL of alot longer than FF7. I was playing pc RPG's on the computer before your ass was born.
And I like your assumption there. I don't own an XBox, either the original or the 360.
So, we have an idiot seems to think FF invented the RPG genre, and random American bashing which has no place in this at all. Good way to show people how (un)intelligent you are.
I know you are just a kid, and can't understand the difference, but an action RPG is an RPG which takes place in real-time with a lessened focus on individual combat sequences.
If you are going to claim something did or did not do you might want to learn the difference between what the fuck you are talking about.
And you don't get banned from YouTube for comments.
MILLIONS of internet trash like you can't think, spell correctly or use original insults or comebacks. I'm USED to vermin like you. I1m USED to BANNING vermin like you off the site <3.
Enjoy your mute until you get b& next hour kiddo.
Protip for you, Zelda did "action RPG" A TINY BIT earlier than your precious failed Diablo did.
Not by admins you don't. Enjoy your ignorance. Hope you get 9\11'd you stupid fuck *mutes* Ban coming child, prepare for it.
You think you have some power on YouTube? 12 year-olds don't hold employment at YouTube.
You think Diablo "failed" ? Considering it's the defining game in it's genre, and people still play both, I can't chalk that up to ignorance, that's pathetic ignorance.
So what we have here is a misinformed little kid with illusions of power. Add to that apparant country bigotry which has NO part of this comment section, and total ignorance of how video games work, period. You are sad.
@Draknfyre Awwww little boy is using the HURURURRUR 12 STFU argument.
I feel like I'm in 1981. Joke being I wasn't even alive then. You are not funny. not original. NOt smart. Not right. And least of all, not safe <3.
banned your third account kid, keep it coming. IT MAKES MY DICK HARD how fucking -retarded- you are.
Seriously, I fucking wish russia, the terrorists or china nuke you. You deserved 9\11 being the loud stupid fucks you are. KEEP PROVING ME RIGHT, animal. Maybe you blow up soon.
You didn't need to tell me you weren't alive in 1981. I knew it.
You are the one calling me "not original", but you used "Gaylo", a term that was created 11 years ago. I don't even like the series and I find that fucking hilarious how hypocritical you are
Stop getting all your info from Wikipedia. You are incredibly wrong. A pitiful, little angry Hungarian who must strike out at everyone because he's a child and angry at every one. Get a life
@Draknfyre Actually you can't. that aside I'm not that petty. That is reserved for worthless lower lifeforms like you. I have no time to waste on filth like yourself. Why harm you that way when I can just remove all your videos and laugh at your own SCREAMING ignorance?:-D
I checked, and you have ratings disabled on all of your TWO videos. I guess that's what makes you think you have power on YouTube, doesn't it? Disliking something.
Unless you upload something that's against the rules, or breaks copyright, you can't be banned from YouTube. So keep spouting off how you are going to ban someone.
You must be one miserable motherfucker who has to rant at people online because you are too much of a pussy and weak to say something to someone IRL.
@Draknfyre Not reallly. I doN't want to put up with banned illiterate uneducated minority amerifags like you barfing and shitting all over my products for no other reason than they INCORRECTLY think they are safe and can do whatever they fuck they want.
I'd rather not filther LEGIONS of retards like you failposting on my videos.
@Draknfyre Don't waste your time with scum like him, just enjoy the Gaben. He's evidently a newfag on 4chan, or his 12 year old friends have shown him memebase because he's used enough memes. Just let him get trolled off the internet, a twat like him should be dealt with with people that are better than yourself.
The fact that you claim that Wikipedia along with what YOUR FRIENDS first RPG game is makes the history of the RPG is absolutely laughable. I was playing stat-based pc games before the first FF ever existed you fucking moron. What is "popular" doesn't equal the only thing that exists.
And your previous comment about "popular" things sucking makes that even more laughable. You are one of these kids who's first system was a PS2. Moronic and stupid.
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@Freemancos Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe
omg just stop making fun of him did you know he found valve thought valve we would be bored hobos playing gay games like halo or cod i don't know i think cod and halo is broing to me sorry but they are broing to me and yes i play them
hahaha nice edition
LeRobert9I 2 days ago
Gabe Newell clopping to Left 4 Dead music
optionen100 1 week ago
clop clop clop
TheHandslap 3 weeks ago 2
Close your eyes and restart the video...
M21cat 4 weeks ago
fap fap fap
StuntmanRafalPL 1 month ago
fap fap fap
TheNephew31 1 month ago
Yo mama so fat, Gabe Newell said Daaaammnn!
dlind70 1 month ago
EXERCISE !
Arto572 2 months ago
gabe: at e3, we will reveal a game that has a "3" in it
fast forward to e3
gabe:we will be releasing left 4 dead 3 and portal 3 this year!
konzen30 2 months ago
Am i the only person who likes gaben?
erim1999 2 months ago
@erim1999 As much as everyone makes fun of him, everyone loves Gaben.
SangiNET 1 month ago
@SangiNET
... You can troll people, doesn't mean you don't like them.
For your information gabe Newell has been voted the favorite developer of 2011 before Todd Howard (Bethesda CEO).
Newell is epic.
But jokes on him are epic too !
Xecutionner2K 1 month ago
@Xecutionner2K Yeah, I know. I lost faith in Todd though. He overhypes his games too much all the time, and his games are bug-ridden and unbalanced as fuck, while Gabe ALWAYS delivers a quality games with little to no bugs.
SangiNET 1 month ago
@SangiNET
Skyrim is one of my favorite rpg of all time - how is it overhyped ? ...
"Unbalanced" doesn't apply to solo games as there are no competitions.
I'm not sure about Gabe, I mean sure he was the main Half-Life 1 & Steam programmer but I don't think he has time to code anymore. You know when you are a veteran (and CEO also) you just say what u want to have and developers do it for you. The same applies to every vets (Ed Boon, mortal kombat creator doesn't code anymore).
Xecutionner2K 1 month ago
@Xecutionner2K When you see a bear kill a dragon single-handed, you just know that there are serious balancing issues. If almost everyone in Skyrim can kill a dragon, why do they need Dragonborn? I'm glad you enjoyed the game man, but many elder scrolls fans, myself too, were rather disappointed with skyrim. Questing was bland and linear. It's very noticeable if you create more than one character. I can't help but compare questing to that of Fallout: New Vegas.
SangiNET 1 month ago
@SangiNET
well I havent seen them deliver big, open world RPG's with hundreds of quests and characters, and hundreds of ways to complete quests. Bethesda's games are more complex and unfortunately have more bugs because of that.
Chaostos 1 month ago
by 11 seconds i was expecting him to clap along to dubstep
Te4RHyP3 2 months ago
his fat is causing his arms to bounce off each other, creating a jiggle-paradox
TensionAirsoft 2 months ago
LOL! The poor guy can't get a break!
TTTinc789 2 months ago
Gay Ben
mariuxtop2 3 months ago
Every time he claps, Episode 3 gets delayed for a month.
Twisted4000 4 months ago 19
@Twisted4000 I've estimated the number of claps by ear and it adds up to near 12 years, well thanks and have fun...waiting.
yotsubakowai 3 months ago
@yotsubakowai 12 years? If anything that's a vast underestimate.
DJRozwell 2 months ago
ole
Cyberioxxi2 4 months ago
Why does this exist?!
PiefaceclownPrdctns 4 months ago 85
@PiefaceclownPrdctns Because... GABEN
ZZSFAN 1 month ago
@TheMadDogClan I'm Confuzled
TheLeft4Dead2Player 4 months ago
i really don't *cries*
theSHITIFYRE 4 months ago
i don't get it
theSHITIFYRE 4 months ago
Nice.
CaptainChirac 4 months ago
This is likely the reality of what he does at work everyday. He makes money from fans who just let him sit around and be fat and useless while they are all like "yeah it's Valve time we can wait forever i love Valve i'll go buy more stuff on steam and still not get the games from them i want to play since Gabe is too busy eating"
deaconkris 5 months ago
What did I just watch?
KrunchymanTheBold 5 months ago
You Have Greatly Displeased Gaben. Episode 3 delayed for another 10 years
crustylion321 5 months ago
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fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Anthony883 5 months ago
fake and gay: gaben cannot move any part of his body that fast...tsk tsk tsk
77GRUNT 5 months ago
He has the same speakers as I do! Z-4 Logitechs, I've had them for years.
omare788 5 months ago
He was massaging his invisible penis hence the nice at the end
pureefficient 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
fap fap fap?
secretstream 6 months ago
Scroll the screen down, this video is now "Gabe Newell fapping to Left 4 Dead music".
TheWaystone 6 months ago
Hopefully HL2E3 will be worth the weight.
SKATEOUTTACOMPTON 6 months ago
mhrfg 6 months ago 90
@mhrfg Gabe: we are releasing a new game you've been waiting for
fan: gasp
Gabe: its Half
fan:YESSS!!!!!!!
Gabe:an hour in making
fan: O_O FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
dachshund103 2 months ago
@dachshund103
Haha - It's funny because Half-Life 3 will probably be announced at the next E3. :)
mhrfg 2 months ago
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@mhrfg
E3 2012:
There's a huge screen with a huge 3 on it above the stage.
Gabe walks on.
"I lost 3 pounds since the last E3"
*Walks off with a trollface*
Totyma 1 month ago
Face it, Valve can't count to three
failfan1 6 months ago
He's got impeccable timing
TheSyntheticPop 7 months ago
@ERR0R9O9 Boo hoo hoo little kid does not accept me being superior and right :-D
What is the alternative then, kid? TRASH like you? HERF DERF COOL STORY BRO UMAD?UUUUUHUHUHU.
Yeah I'm the superior alternative :-D
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@TSFP Even retards like you have your uses.
RAAAAAAAAAAGE more kid. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
My country is protected by the entirety of EU.
Yours is hated by most of the entire PLANET. China? Nuke. iran? Nuke. Russia?Nuke.
OH GEE OH GEE I WONDER WHICH ONE OF US GETS ATTACKED FIRST.
God damned illiterate preschooling piece of shit :-D
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon who the fuck said i was american you faggot. and no one would want to do shit to hungary because THERE IS NOTHING FUCKING THERE. you obviously got anal raped by some american tourists haha fag. even on your profile you say you are "insanely perverted" haaha ass fucking fag. get off youtube if you hate america so much and go do something about bitch
TSFP 7 months ago
@TSFP ignore that trash lol he will block you to death and fail ban you till you cry. XD
ERR0R9O9 7 months ago
FAP,FAP,FAP FAP,FAP,FAP FAP,FAP,FAP :D
KolesMen11 7 months ago
This video has shown me how to beat Rock band 3 on expert
cpolinsky 7 months ago
gabe newell said he will acctualy release episode three so you guy dont have to worry about this any more
he said it will be released just after he will finish his dinner
1236sason 7 months ago
gabe has some crazy ass rhythm
TheGamerDrone 7 months ago
lol, sickos :P
ukjamie96 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon
You REALLY need to learn some social skills. Your random insult, word slinging shows your lack of English. Your insults are so bad and misspelled, it makes you look even dumber and less capable at English than you are. Keep thinking you are banning people. If you check their date of registration, you will see it doesn't change. However, once people click "Mark as Spam" on your comments enuf times, they get closed and people have to manually click on them to read them.
Draknfyre 7 months ago
nice
IamTheiPhone 7 months ago
Doug , delay episode 3 when i clap.
Yes , Gabe.
*starts clapping*
not again! D:
gidioter 7 months ago
My response to those 2 ragers -ahem- UMADBRO?
Darkpspartan 7 months ago
@ihatealderney Yes banned kid, that's how much I like you. 0\10 . Not at all.
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon Jesus Christ. What is your point? I don't get it.
ihatealderney 7 months ago
@ihatealderney Atleast this time you weren't a cunt about it.
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@ihatealderney
His point is he thinks he has power on YouTube to ban people.
He's just a little, angry, hyperactive kid who thinks everyone around him is lower than him, and that spouting bigotry is awesome as shit, and is hypocritical in everything he says. See the fact that he calls me unoriginal after he uses an 11-year old overused phrase. Or illiterate while misspelling, Or that popular stuff sucks, after saying he loves FF7
I would honestly be surprised at this point if he were over 10
Draknfyre 7 months ago
@Draknfyre This is all so important.
Morkat1991 7 months ago
@Draknfyre Think \ = \ know.
Why run from reality, worthless kid?
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
oh gee, whats happening in the comments?
YouGotOwned87 7 months ago
@YouGotOwned87
Just some moron who gets all his information from Wikipedia. Who thinks RPG's didn't exist in America until FF7. Thinks Diablo was a failure. Hates popular things but loves FF7, and thinks Americans are idiots, yet spouts some of the stupidest stuff ever he read on Wikipedia. Who replies to a comment on a Valve video saying that Valve has done nothing but suck at coding and made bad games.
Draknfyre 7 months ago
@Draknfyre Awww the little boy re-registered because his main account got banned.
Adorable if incorrect failure lifeform. I don't "think" Diablo was a failure, I -know- it.
Protip, your whinegument was diablo was the shit and THAT brought rpgs up to snuff. Which it didn't.
BUT I MEAN YOU KNOW KEEP BEING A RETARD I'LL KEEP BANNING YOU UNTIL YOU GET BORED :-D
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon
I don't know what the fuck you are thinking, because I was never banned. Check my profile, asshole. It still has the same registration date.
You have some serious disillusion issues if you think "reporting" me (which you can't do for comments) on YouTube does anything.
You don't ban shit. You can't even "report" someone for a comment. Keep thinking your kid ass can do something on a site he has no power on.
Draknfyre 7 months ago
@Draknfyre CH CH CH CHAINRAGE
Resulting in
CH CH CH CHAINBAN
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@BlackwingDragon
I am starting to think you have problems.
When you click "Flag as spam", it temporarily removes their comment from your view, not ban them. You stupid, worthless piece of shit.
As I said, check my profile. Same registration date. Now get a life you ignorant little kid.
You have no control over anything on YouTube save for your stupid comments and your channel. Keep thinking you can "ban" and "delete videos". You ADD-riddled, egotistical piece of shit.
Draknfyre 7 months ago
@YouGotOwned87 Stuck up american piece of shit raging at FACTS is what's happening. Drakn is your typical 12 year old xbox retard.
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon
Here's some facts, asshole.
I don't own either XBox.
You admitted you weren't alive in 1981. That makes you the kid.
You get all your facts from Wikipedia apparantly, and don't know what the hell you are talking about.
Wizardry 1 was on the computer in 1981, predating FF7 by a hell of a long time.
What you think failed is nothing, The gaming industry recognizes Diablo for what it did, Your ass is no one.
Stop acting like your little area is the only place that exists.
Draknfyre 7 months ago
@Draknfyre That is the SINGLE thing they did and they did well, actually.
Valve did it. So? means nobody else would have done it? Derp derp derp. Half of it because it's low-end ugly old shit that they refuse to correctly update or port [or more likely, they can't, being too stupid to unfuckup their own code].
Uh huh. So "popular" = good huh.
Here's some food for thought then, retard
Twilight
Gaylo
Maple Story
Diablo
SURELY THESE MUST ALL BE GOLDEN GOOD AMIRITE?
A hurpaderpa dat failure.
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon
Someone would have eventually invented controlled powered flight after the Wright Brothers, but that's who we give credit.
Learn how that works, kid.
And I love how you include Diablo in that, the game that almost single-handedly invented the action RPG. 15 years later other games are still measured to it.
I already knew from your first comment you were a no-wit fucking kid who can't understand that CoD and MW didn't invent the modern gaming era, you just proved it there.
Draknfyre 7 months ago
@Draknfyre OLLOLOL American brown-nosing piece of shit calls me kid. Isn't that precious.
ARe you high or completely fucking retarded? I'm pretty sure FF 7 came before diablo which is CREDITED OFFICIALLY with bringing RPG over to failmerica. BEFORE that we had shitty Ultima. You clearly have no fucking clue how far up your own ass you are D=.
It's okay xbox kid, talk more shit on your new account. This one gets banned for baiting, trolling and general idiocy.
Death to america <3
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon
Hey dipshit, I said action RPG, not RPG. There's a different there you mindless fuck. And I believe RPG's existed a HELL of alot longer than FF7. I was playing pc RPG's on the computer before your ass was born.
And I like your assumption there. I don't own an XBox, either the original or the 360.
So, we have an idiot seems to think FF invented the RPG genre, and random American bashing which has no place in this at all. Good way to show people how (un)intelligent you are.
Draknfyre 7 months ago
@Draknfyre How is that "action". CLICK CLICK CLICK LOOK I'M JIZZING MYSELF.
My point is still valid, fucknuts. Go check out Wikipedia, ask ANYONE, they'll tell you FF 7 was their gateway RPG. I have facts, YOU HAVE NERDRAGE
You should, you're stupid enough to.
See, you are a failmerican. I said you were before I checked your profile - and I was right. Only Failmericans like you can be that fucking stupid.
Me > you kiddo, but let that nerdrage out before you get b& off the site ^-^.
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon
I know you are just a kid, and can't understand the difference, but an action RPG is an RPG which takes place in real-time with a lessened focus on individual combat sequences.
If you are going to claim something did or did not do you might want to learn the difference between what the fuck you are talking about.
And you don't get banned from YouTube for comments.
Draknfyre 7 months ago
@Draknfyre It's O-KAY LITTLE BOY.
MILLIONS of internet trash like you can't think, spell correctly or use original insults or comebacks. I'm USED to vermin like you. I1m USED to BANNING vermin like you off the site <3.
Enjoy your mute until you get b& next hour kiddo.
Protip for you, Zelda did "action RPG" A TINY BIT earlier than your precious failed Diablo did.
Not by admins you don't. Enjoy your ignorance. Hope you get 9\11'd you stupid fuck *mutes* Ban coming child, prepare for it.
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon
You think you have some power on YouTube? 12 year-olds don't hold employment at YouTube.
You think Diablo "failed" ? Considering it's the defining game in it's genre, and people still play both, I can't chalk that up to ignorance, that's pathetic ignorance.
So what we have here is a misinformed little kid with illusions of power. Add to that apparant country bigotry which has NO part of this comment section, and total ignorance of how video games work, period. You are sad.
Draknfyre 7 months ago
@Draknfyre Awwww little boy is using the HURURURRUR 12 STFU argument.
I feel like I'm in 1981. Joke being I wasn't even alive then. You are not funny. not original. NOt smart. Not right. And least of all, not safe <3.
banned your third account kid, keep it coming. IT MAKES MY DICK HARD how fucking -retarded- you are.
Seriously, I fucking wish russia, the terrorists or china nuke you. You deserved 9\11 being the loud stupid fucks you are. KEEP PROVING ME RIGHT, animal. Maybe you blow up soon.
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon
Wow, your ass is actually back?
You didn't need to tell me you weren't alive in 1981. I knew it.
You are the one calling me "not original", but you used "Gaylo", a term that was created 11 years ago. I don't even like the series and I find that fucking hilarious how hypocritical you are
Stop getting all your info from Wikipedia. You are incredibly wrong. A pitiful, little angry Hungarian who must strike out at everyone because he's a child and angry at every one. Get a life
Draknfyre 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon
Hey, kid, does going into all of my videos and thumbing them down make you feel important? That's ok, I can do that, too.
Draknfyre 7 months ago
@Draknfyre Actually you can't. that aside I'm not that petty. That is reserved for worthless lower lifeforms like you. I have no time to waste on filth like yourself. Why harm you that way when I can just remove all your videos and laugh at your own SCREAMING ignorance?:-D
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon You're even making me laugh at you, and I'm a fucking left winger.
IamTheiPhone 7 months ago
@IamTheiPhone And insecure. And a retard.
Who gives a shit what worthless political notion you follow?
What, are you going to propose a bill to make everyone not agreeing with your idiocy stfu
Uneducated animals like you laugh a lot. A sign of their idiocy <3
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon
I checked, and you have ratings disabled on all of your TWO videos. I guess that's what makes you think you have power on YouTube, doesn't it? Disliking something.
Unless you upload something that's against the rules, or breaks copyright, you can't be banned from YouTube. So keep spouting off how you are going to ban someone.
You must be one miserable motherfucker who has to rant at people online because you are too much of a pussy and weak to say something to someone IRL.
Draknfyre 7 months ago
@Draknfyre Not reallly. I doN't want to put up with banned illiterate uneducated minority amerifags like you barfing and shitting all over my products for no other reason than they INCORRECTLY think they are safe and can do whatever they fuck they want.
I'd rather not filther LEGIONS of retards like you failposting on my videos.
Simple as that.
b& 4th account. KEEP BEING WORTHLESS KID :-D
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
@Draknfyre Don't waste your time with scum like him, just enjoy the Gaben. He's evidently a newfag on 4chan, or his 12 year old friends have shown him memebase because he's used enough memes. Just let him get trolled off the internet, a twat like him should be dealt with with people that are better than yourself.
IamTheiPhone 7 months ago
@BlackwingDragon
The fact that you claim that Wikipedia along with what YOUR FRIENDS first RPG game is makes the history of the RPG is absolutely laughable. I was playing stat-based pc games before the first FF ever existed you fucking moron. What is "popular" doesn't equal the only thing that exists.
And your previous comment about "popular" things sucking makes that even more laughable. You are one of these kids who's first system was a PS2. Moronic and stupid.
Draknfyre 7 months ago
He may be fat but hey your're dumb...
MLGHaloKid 7 months ago
gabe would make a great drummer
qwertyrobot5 8 months ago 31
thumbs up if his name sounds like gayben.
Left4Slay 8 months ago
Imagine all the hamburgers he'll need to eat to to get the lost calories for the clapping again!
hodenkrampf3 8 months ago
All fat jokes towards Gabe Newell.
He still has more money than you probably ever will.
Draknfyre 8 months ago
lol yah!
DukesBigFan 8 months ago
@Draknfyre Off of nothing mroe than bad coding from terrible games and the idiots that buy those bad games.
Humanity.
Needs more nukes.
BlackwingDragon 7 months ago
I Find this Easy to Masturbaite Too?!
Rufuzz2 8 months ago
You know he was tired as fuck after that.
trampolinegods4life 8 months ago
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Thats not him clapping.. That is just Gabens fat slapping together.
TheLeft4Dead2Player 8 months ago 76
@TheLeft4Dead2Player congrats now episode 3 is now delayed 2 more years.
snowmantuna 7 months ago
@TheLeft4Dead2Player The first gabe newell fat joke that makes no sense.
MapleLunii 6 months ago
@MapleLunii It doesn't?
TheLeft4Dead2Player 6 months ago
That was just his fat hitting together...
TheLeft4Dead2Player 8 months ago
if u close your eyes while listening to this song
you may think that he is fapping
hank2417 8 months ago
this was in Australia :D
bendo9521 8 months ago
instant fappage
DatGmann 9 months ago
every time he claps ep3 gets delayed by another month
vryafoat777 9 months ago 96
@vryafoat777
at the rate of how many thumbs up there are on the top comment by machpivot it will
LegendarySilverWolf 8 months ago
@vryafoat777 now is that a regular month or a valve month?
detzel2 7 months ago in playlist Adventures of Gaben
@vryafoat777 XD made my day
Koenstuurwold0 6 months ago
@vryafoat777 More delayed another year
MrTechnoman6006 6 months ago
@vryafoat777 more like another 40 years
gtavicecityfan02 5 months ago
mean while, at valve.
darklol261 9 months ago
ää nop
Schlauchis 9 months ago
Maybe we should've played as Gabe at the end of Portal 2. He'd weigh 1/6th. *shurg* Might stop the fat jokes for a bit.
dlind70 9 months ago
It's as close to a workout as he gets
argebarse 9 months ago
Gaben
baconater96 9 months ago
BOOMER!
geru45gyik 9 months ago
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Freemancos 9 months ago 125
@Freemancos Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe is thin Gabe
gidioter 7 months ago
@Freemancos gabe is thin? nah. he's a genius? HELL FUCKING YES!!!
willeyboy2 7 months ago
Gabe Newell must be a beast at Donkey Konga.
HankHillTheBloodHawk 10 months ago
hafa nagila
SilvahDot 10 months ago
Every clap is another year Episode 3 is delayed.
irulenano 10 months ago 136
@irulenano the witch music in the background made that comment even more ominous :'(
KethamBodds 7 months ago
@irulenano Jesus fuck, we'd all be dead.
KingOfKatamari 7 months ago
@irulenano Fans: Give us HL3!
Gabe: Oh, good! My slow clap processor made it into my body. [Clap, clap, clap]
bgpivoter 5 months ago
I hate you Gabe...
gtamythmaster43 10 months ago
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sir we found gabe newell dead in his office.
well it looks like his life
*puts on sunglasses*
just got delayed.
YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
jammpig 10 months ago
I think his belly is jiggling while he claps
UofMgoblue2012 10 months ago
@UofMgoblue2012 fat belly
Travianero94 9 months ago
@Zudaner Every video does that.
Pusloxify 10 months ago
Stop clapping, get on your arse, and make me HL2: E3!
Grievous04 10 months ago 4
@Grievous04 Uh, nope.
*Ep 3 delay*
maggosh 10 months ago 2
@maggosh No, fuck! *commits suicide*
Grievous04 10 months ago
I see the little ABC logo down there :P
rjt197197 10 months ago
that's very nice, now finish episode3
madmanhunter 10 months ago
lol i would just lol if that was like real and not edited gabe just sat there clapping reall fast with l4d in the backround
CATINAWHEELCHAIR99 10 months ago
@CATINAWHEELCHAIR99
I think he would get tired after just two claps
DSAoftheSS 10 months ago
...I wish I could fa- I mean clap that fast...
=3
clankbot9 10 months ago
'Nice'
IamTheiPhone 11 months ago
This video is fake , cuz gabe could never clap that fast.... even if he is hungry.
ridvan1995 11 months ago
... i wish i could clap that fast.
drean4560 11 months ago
Gabe is fat because he turns insults into calories.
HamsterX6 11 months ago
stop fapping gaben
mixinghoney 11 months ago
That isnt gabe Its Hes Stunt Double he can clab that fast :0
GunerDude 11 months ago
His extra chins are clapping. I lol'd.
WTlewl 11 months ago 3
Gabe Newell is so fat and claps so fast :6
rambozombie1 11 months ago
@rambozombie1 He needs to clap so he can excerise :3
MrFLAMER123 11 months ago
This isn't possible, it's obviously sound edited.
When gabe claps, it sounds like walruses humping in a thunder storm.
SkysWeirdProductions 1 year ago 11
all sequals hes delayed
ep3
portal2
l4d3
and hes delaying his diet
MegaX309 1 year ago 8
Don't make jokes about him every joke half life ep 3 is 10 min delayed
fighter0077 1 year ago
whats so good about ep 3
awsomeface286 1 year ago
@awsomeface286
The epic sequel to Half Life 2, and every game in the Half Life series has gotten over 85 on the metascore!
Z0mbieS1ayer 1 year ago
My favorite class is this pie.
jedihunter176 1 year ago 4
Guys, what are you talking about?
Gabe newell finished episode ALONG time ago!, he dropped the disc and he's spent the last four years trying to reach it.
RemixReplayRewind 1 year ago 5
BOOMER!
ZooeyWTF 1 year ago
Meanwhile at Valve.
bigstevie01 1 year ago
worth the weight
dlind70 1 year ago 6
Every time there is a Gabe Newell joke, Valve delays Episode 3 5 more years
tommyv2468 1 year ago
Duru dun duuuhn dunnnnnn
surstroming 1 year ago
EXERCISE, GABE. EXERCISE!!!!!!!!!!!!
MachPivot 1 year ago 515
@MachPivot you're delaying episode 3 asshole
jeromegoh225 1 year ago
@MachPivot Episode 3 delayed another decade.
EngiPie 8 months ago
@MachPivot That is why Gabe Newel canceled episode 3!
Deceptobotmc1 8 months ago
@MachPivot i'm the like 500 what does i winz???PL0X
erazor96 7 months ago
omg just stop making fun of him did you know he found valve thought valve we would be bored hobos playing gay games like halo or cod i don't know i think cod and halo is broing to me sorry but they are broing to me and yes i play them
postalmonster 1 year ago
just watch this and youl think more positively about gabe /watch?v=pLC_zZ5fqFk , just watch it before you mark spam for putting links in comments
britishsas123 1 year ago