@Andthatswhymacssuck Trying to get to another island with the bridges closed off gets you 6 stars.I went to the airport and stole an annihalator,and flew to the old spunk factory in Alderney.
@punktheman the easiest way to get that one man army is near the beginning of the game, take a car drive onto the train tracks and drive until you are on the next island, then stay there for 5 minutes, if a train comes along there is a place where you can park your car, otherwise get a chopper and fly to an area you haven't unlocked and keep moving
Chris Hansen: As for pedophiles in Liberty City, we should create a trap website that they can't refuse. It's our duty to protect the children of Liberty City!
some guy: there aren't any children in Liberty City.
Chris Hansen: Well that doesn't make any since... But it's our duty to protect the children of Liberty City! That don't exist...
Would be cooler if RS had a cutscene pop up after leaving the pc, in which a parody of Chris Hansen rolls in on a news van & tries to talk to you before you get shot up. :D
Its a message to pedofiles from rockstar. Hahaha. That pedofiles are horrible pieces of life and should be shot up at the thought of looking at small children
lol it just seems strange that you're hunted down by FIBs accompanied by military helicopters and shot to death for trying to access child pornography
Also notice how they still shoot the body even after Niko dies.
Cougar338 1 month ago 3
that's how SOPA work
chingsumcheung 1 month ago 2
It was a surprise to me!
GamerAddict7796 1 month ago
all of this because of child porn helicopters coming after you
NFSMAN50 2 months ago
and then suddenly chris hansen chases niko
chp2111 2 months ago
and this is what is going to happen to Justin Beiber in the future
danny55162 2 months ago 2
To Kill a Predator
ZEFFER14 2 months ago
Pedo Bear's worst nightmare
ZEFFER14 2 months ago
This is so fucking funny!
Cool easter egg It is how Pedo's should be dealt with,
The FBI outside their home >:)
TheNathanNS 3 months ago
that was the best death I've ever seen in GTA IV
starfalco13 4 months ago
1:29 epic fail hahahahahaha!!!
jakswaful 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
"give yourself up?" you still got gunned down you know. lol
deadwar2012 4 months ago
@Michael00100101 only if you get a boner
0n0a0m0e 5 months ago
This, my friends, is why you dhould never look at child porn.
Evolfurnace 5 months ago
the LCPD radio sais: ...units plaese responds, we got a sexual divie in inttent to acess explisit images..... I think
Flexoman100 6 months ago
TRY to escape. The LCPD is full of cops.
MrFILMZILLA 6 months ago
This is how the authorities should react to pedophilia in real life.
fredjustsucks 7 months ago
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
EdgeRatedR007 7 months ago
go to house then save... you are saved lol :D
ExotheBest 7 months ago
Because looking at little children 'that' way is worse than killing a person XD
AirashiiReaper 7 months ago
@AirashiiReaper And that's kinda true, just my opinion though
AirashiiReaper 7 months ago
after you do this listen to the news station and you'll hear about the pedo sting
Lepug101 7 months ago
1:30 niko gone mad
badmanigga 7 months ago
Whats funnier is that Niko is looking this up in a place called twat. Damn.
sserpent21 7 months ago
@sserpent21 omg i found this just after you lol wierd...
Jericholic129 7 months ago
There are children in Liberty City? I haven't seen any yet...
packerfan7121992 7 months ago
I'M MOVING IN, COVER ME.
somedudestolemyname 8 months ago
So, here's how it goes:
kill a civillian: 1 stars
kill a cop: 2 stars
kill a bunch of people: 3 stars
kill a shit ton of people: 4 stars
but ATTEMPTING to go onto a website gives you 5 stars?
Andthatswhymacssuck 8 months ago 12
@Andthatswhymacssuck nop, kill a cop gives to you 3 stars
TheMisterantivirus 7 months ago
@Andthatswhymacssuck nah kill a cop is 3 stars
CriminalIntent89 2 months ago
@Andthatswhymacssuck And it's actually pretty realistic.
Trickishismael360 1 month ago
@Andthatswhymacssuck Trying to get to another island with the bridges closed off gets you 6 stars.I went to the airport and stole an annihalator,and flew to the old spunk factory in Alderney.
Cougar338 1 month ago
@Andthatswhymacssuck go to a locked island: 6 stars
rodeney33 1 week ago
@rodeney33 ya but that actually makes sense cuz niko is an immigrant during a high terrorist threat time
mrjollyguy25 3 days ago
U look at a pageant website and the cops immidiatley know your a pedo
cwells227 8 months ago
That's how I lost my father...
Ammit5 8 months ago 11
can u access d site at ur house stead of diyng on d sidewalk?
40088922 8 months ago
@40088922 yes
Yaaaaaahh 8 months ago
i gonna skip the last step and earn the one man army award in the place of the last step
TheDestroyer1210 9 months ago
@SpartanJK12 Spell it right. I spelt surprise wrong. SuRpRise
TxiRecoNz 9 months ago
doing the logging on mission now, want to see what happens if i go here
RobertC19850209 10 months ago
look at that crash at niko on 1.29
riccy463 10 months ago
wtf i type it in but nothin happens
SpartanJK12 10 months ago
something tells me you never got "One Man Army"... at least withought cheats...
punktheman 11 months ago
@punktheman the easiest way to get that one man army is near the beginning of the game, take a car drive onto the train tracks and drive until you are on the next island, then stay there for 5 minutes, if a train comes along there is a place where you can park your car, otherwise get a chopper and fly to an area you haven't unlocked and keep moving
RobertC19850209 10 months ago
@RobertC19850209 or duck behind the counter at burger shot police cant get you there
CriminalIntent89 2 months ago
Why did you surrender,you pussy ;)
KladionicaCity 11 months ago
if this was real pedos would think twice before visiting such sites
Efri3nd 11 months ago
4 people were arrested for visiting little lacy surprise pageant.com in real life
crazydiamond1to9 11 months ago
@crazydiamond1to9 47 people are good buddies with their district attorneys, who dismissed the feds from them!
Agent1W 10 months ago
1:30 to 1:34
lmao
bigd735 11 months ago
why do u have to give in
matthew87366 11 months ago
damn, scarface, you sure can take a metric fuckton of bullets inside of you
TomReeseqazwsx 11 months ago
Seal of aproval
pedinhuh16 11 months ago
5 Stars in GTA and 5 Stars for your video ;D
Or a thumbs up ^^ ;D
jjhhaarrddyy 11 months ago
Liberty City:
Pedophiles will be shot...
Survivors will be shot again.
SecretService80 11 months ago
FUK DA POLICE
irulenano 1 year ago
Attack Choppers and machine guns over pedophilia?
BagelBoi53 1 year ago
This easter egg doesn't make a lot of sense
ScottyBoy843 1 year ago
If only your escape car was a Mr.Whoopee
zoo1619 1 year ago
"5 stars, no we don't catch those people, we just shoot them" ^^
wuzlump 1 year ago
Chris Hansen should've popped out of nowhere and been like " Have a seat " .
emiemioo 1 year ago
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!11!!!one
What?!
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS TRYING TO LOOK AT CP!!!
Dear God. Get the fucking SWAT team.
*roflcopters everywhere*
DBxSnowman 1 year ago 5
iv got a little lacy surprise! oh daddy please close your eyes!
FreeportHometown 1 year ago 2
Police bring automatics to kill one pedophile, fail i think not.
Dakota2145 1 year ago
Chris Hansen: As for pedophiles in Liberty City, we should create a trap website that they can't refuse. It's our duty to protect the children of Liberty City!
some guy: there aren't any children in Liberty City.
Chris Hansen: Well that doesn't make any since... But it's our duty to protect the children of Liberty City! That don't exist...
JusticeNJudgement 1 year ago
CHRIS HANSEN IS BEHIND THIS
illegalamig0 1 year ago 3
Niko laughs at your silly swat team's bullets and taunts you with his funny walk.
mysterykcad 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
pedophiles will be shot on sight
sync380 1 year ago
"oh my god, some guy tried to look at a naked child, tell the swat team to stop investigating terrorists and shoot him until you get a boner!!!!'
Punks1Not2Dead3You4R 1 year ago 3
STOP! You violated the law! :D
pawel1818 1 year ago
Go to imagefap.com and search for lolita.
The same will happen.
Whatthafuck1994 1 year ago
@Whatthafuck1994
Seriously? For real?
MaxiTaxi3490 11 months ago
Never Wanted Enabled ftw
Lawdrun 1 year ago
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Winter12345100 1 year ago
"But , officer, I was just looking for a child beauty -" BLAM!!!
"Evil never wins."
Winter12345100 1 year ago 3
Haha and you had to try to escape in a minivan too. What a pedo.
JLawr679 1 year ago 5
@JLawr679 a pedo is a spanish word of fart how do i know im mexican :)
TheIvan9009 1 year ago
Guess the lcpd doesn't like pedos
presidentbrian1 1 year ago
did u kill Francis in blood brothers?
majormarksman 1 year ago
"Okay...an Investigator is going to talk to me? Oh that's fine, what's the worst he can do?"
-police cars swerve in front of the cafe-
"I hate the internet so fucking much..."
grenadeer09 1 year ago 5
LOL. Give yourself up to them *walks out and dies*
carmine741 1 year ago
Name: Niko Bellic
Age: 30
2008 - Grand Theft Auto
2008 - Child Pornography Access Attempt
alvinkwan89 1 year ago 10
This is how we should deal with pedophiles in real life.
NyBob85 1 year ago 24
Why don't you have a seat right over there?
ihatefurrys 1 year ago 8
Hahahaha I remember the Little Lacy Surprise adverts in GTA Vice City Stories, it was quite creepy.
TheSmithCro 1 year ago
Would be cooler if RS had a cutscene pop up after leaving the pc, in which a parody of Chris Hansen rolls in on a news van & tries to talk to you before you get shot up. :D
Mcree114 2 years ago 16
Stick with lovemeet
Kirbylinkmix 2 years ago
1:26 actually looks like when your being shot your body is moveing cuz the bullets
shutupu123 2 years ago 3
1:44 Game over niko! R.I.P
Luky252 2 years ago
Its a message to pedofiles from rockstar. Hahaha. That pedofiles are horrible pieces of life and should be shot up at the thought of looking at small children
Milkmanfire 2 years ago
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playinhooky68 2 years ago
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CAPWEY 2 years ago
lol they lit Niko's ass up
SuperboyCasanova 2 years ago 2
the internet is serious buisiness
M4TR1X35 2 years ago 6
I did it when i was browsing the internet. Soo funny.
mitchwheelz 2 years ago
I did this and hid behind the counter, nobody ever found me...
tumitama 2 years ago
lol it just seems strange that you're hunted down by FIBs accompanied by military helicopters and shot to death for trying to access child pornography
KerajaanNasi 2 years ago 3
CP is serious buisness >:(
dougpecklord 2 years ago 2
you get 5 star for trying to watch child porn. gta is amazing
YasuomiMan 2 years ago 7
Awesome! But what is with the wanted stars? there is a 6th blacked out one when Niko gets 5 - wtf?
ImLikeJesus 2 years ago
lol i did it in real life and it escorted me to the GTA 4 homepage on rockstar. com
vongo221 2 years ago
Every page, that u can click on in gta iv, will throw u there...
Kismonos03 2 years ago
PEDOBEAR APPROVES!
redcardnal 2 years ago 72
Niko, the Pedo!
LinkiDoo 2 years ago 3
police brutality ftw
blindkungfu 2 years ago 41
could u use the phone to put wanted down or this is perm stars?
runesc8pe 3 years ago
paedo! oj :D
phatman52 3 years ago
or u can try to go aross the bridge
veryoddthings 3 years ago
Well, i think it's a lot harder once you unlock all the locations xD
DongerZ1 3 years ago
i love this, i did it yesterday lol
ZEROSKATER19931 3 years ago
Happy ending...
And yes getting 5 stars like that is cool. next time you should try a hold up behind the conunter!
OchoChancho 3 years ago