Dane Cook : Fire Man And Police Man

[fredououououol]

ct-2004

[kyl3ighanmari3]

dane cook is the best.

[smartmeohyeah123]

Dane Cook: If I got to a house, and it was fully on "fire", Fuck That I Quit. I would just stand outside and watch it burn with everyone else, and the woman next to me would be like..

Woman: Please My son, he's screaming in there !

Dane Cook: Well he's probably on fire.....That's what happens when your on fire

Woman: WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE YOU FUCKING THINK4URSELFER ?! WHY DON'T U MAKE A MAP FOR HIM OR SOMETHING ?!

*DELICIOUS PEAR !!!*

-This is so epic, enuf said.

[MissTattyBumpkin]

AHHH! THATS A DELICIOUS PEAR!

whenever i eat a pear thats what you hear lmao x]

[TheotherBoy321]

learn how to spell!!!!



[ILUVButtonz]

thats a delicidious pear!!! lmao delicious

[XenatheHyena]

THIS IS A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!!!!

[mangaluver2010]

ROFL "FUCK THAT I QUIT!xD "help me son he's screaming in there." <_<"well he's probally on fire lady." XDD "*CRUNCH AHHHHH THAT'S A DELICOIUS PEEEEEEEEAR!!!!" I laughed so hard when i heard all of those I had tears in my eyesXD

[DjSplic3r]

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[JAMMZKATZ1O1]

help! my son hes screaming in there!

well, hes probably on fire! thats what happens when your on fire XDDDD

[lewok99]

waitta do your country proud dane

[kokofokokopuffs]

haha HE WAS EATING A PEAR!!

[thinker6236]

actually a black guy was shot for holding his wallet, another for holding a specula and another holding choclate bar... al mistaken for guns.

[nelsonr12]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THATS A DELICIOUS PEAR

[xLUCYxINxTHExSKYx]

i love how you spelled delicious wrong, oh lol

but seriously how come you always have women saying their babies are still in the fire, what kind of mother runs away without her baby

[Kingcobra1211]

@xLUCYxINxTHExSKYx I know right at east tell your kid what to do if the house was on fire..... jump out the window

[vampiresrule7]

is it not safe to eat pears anymore?! XD

[PikachuMaiden]

@mindyroxiebaby k, *thumbs up*, :)

[PikachuMaiden]

lolz, I wanna be a police officer, well actually, I wanna be a detective, but i might have to be a police officer first, lolz, bravo!

[MaximumRide61]

Fuck, i just spit water all over my computer

[bouncebouncejiggle]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

THATS A DELIOUS PEAR!!!

[fairtomidlandluvr]

i was eating a pear at school today outside with my friends and a few of them have seen this so i bit into it and was like, " AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THAT'S A DELICOUS PEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[slyrocks3]

"They shot at the guy like fifteen times because they thought he had a grenade. HE WAS EATING A PEAR!"

XD I laughed my ass off there!

[EchahAisyah98]

delidious?

[peanutboy2pro]

fuck that i quit...

[UtubeDuDeDuh]

LOL

[ilyxxMusicLuverxxily]

Funny! Luv him

[juggalo64life]

how do you fuck that up?! lol

[taekwondomaster1928]

AHAHAHAH!!!!!!

[NDJunction]

Mmm...that is one DILIDIOUS pear...yeah

diliDious

[11M10A17R75INES]

deliDious pear????

[angelena02002]

ahhh hhhhhh that a delious pear!!!!!!!!!

[kittenfly8230]

AUUUUU! THATS A DELICIOUS PEAR!

[cchsrk16]

i wanna be a spray man wtf lol

[TheGearsexpert]

wow dane cook is the best in making people to laugh

[drew46172]

AAAHHH

THATS A DELISOUSE PEAR

[abib33]

Ahahahahah "AUAHHHH! IT'S A DELICIOUS PEARR!!!"

[MrKillertube]

LOL

[dracon7474]

Fuck that i quit

haha

[chattops48]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH thats a delicious pear

[mysticwolf109]

PEARZZZ

[Anaprince]

"my son is in there screaming"

"thats cuz he's probably on fire..thats what you do when your on fire" lmao

What kinda stress must those police men be under that they called open season on pear guy

[Audrey8330]

I love when he laughs at his own jokes[: It's super funny...

[altitudeFlies]

@Audrey8330  I know! lol! Mitch Hedberg laughed at his own jokes, too. It's the best. lol!

[MoltenRed]

I made the 100'th rating

WOOHOO

5 stars

[WTF43vAPj]

fuck the ahmed the dead terrorist thing this shit is better! sub to me and ill sub back 100%! just send me a messgae and ill sub back ASAP

[teamsquirrels]

HAHAHAHA

[MarcusD111]

which of the dane cook shows is this from?

[TheNorthElite]

if i got to a house.. and it was fully on fire.. fuck that i quit

lmfaooooo danes the best :D

[paydoh]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.......pair

[2009ToonTownAddicted]

"Help! My son is screaming in there!"

"well hes prolly on fire. Thats wat happens when your on fire, lady." LOL

[blakliffy]

lol "THIS IS A DELIDIOUS PEAR!!!!!!!!!!!"

[sonicGTA]

lol cops realy shooting someone because they thought he had a greade but it was a pear THAT MADE ME LAUGH SO BADLY I CHOCKED ON AIR

[Guthixflare77]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT A DELICIOUS PEAR

lol i almost choked laughing

[Trollzamethyst]

"thats a delicious pear!!!!"

ahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!­!!!!

[whiteytheclown]

no bartender

[ICBreeze]

he meant to.

[NEAZos10]

u spelled delicious wrong

[Hallstenkatie]

HA HA HA HA This is so funny!

[123deguete]

i love this video

17-f-cam alone at home. lol msg me. Xe

[MyShiningStarAmy]

HaHa

"Help! My son! He's screaming in there!"

"Well...He's probably on fire!"

Haha lol he cracks me up so much i feel sick from laughin!

"OMG what a delicious pear!!!" HAHA =D!!!!!

xxx.@mzi£$.xxx

[Vampirelover12100]

@MyShiningStarAmy My parents said that its lame, then I'm thinking to myself, 'YOUR LAME'

[Lightningfootwarrior]

i loled!!

[jessandgaara]

OMG WHAT A DELICIOUS PEAR!!!! 0.0

[twilight0930]

"my son he's screaming in there" "he's probably on fire" HE WAS EATING A PEAR!! HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP!!! omg hylarious!!!

[realmofblood]

Wow that's sounds like NYPD have some stupid cops.

[RedxRosexLover]

omg! A kid in there. That is soooo mean. lol. But it's sooo damn funny. Thank god Dane never became a fireman.

[tokyopanda13]

he was eating a pear!!! lolz...

[daydreamer191]

HE HAD A PEAR! dude man poor guy seriously shot buy eating a pear. stupid gringos cops.

[liltague531]

funniest vid ever

[Novastone96]

lol my son is screaming. well problily hes on fire. lol and the guy in new york got shot thousand times for eating a pair lol

[Palkia323]

he was eating a pear!

[SillySquirtStuff]

I love you

[PokemonRangerDS]

did the pear thing really happen?

[lonewoulf239]

yup

[brandnio227]

i my opinonin who cares?

[SusaKakashi4ever]

AHAHAH please my son is screaming! well hes probably on fire.. AHHAHA

THATS a delicious pair!

[kalliexxpeters]

lmfao well maybe he was on fire.. xDD

[ICBreeze]

hahahahahahahah your great good job man, paint, DC, priceless haha this is a dilidious pear!!! hahaha

[ilikeTV154]

lol it wasn't a grenade... it was a delicious pear!!!

HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP!!!

[jackbeletz]

I wanna be a sprayman!!!

[dragonpupp14]

OHH THIS IS A DELICIOUS PAIR!!!!!! i would just stand outside and watch it burn like everybody else!!! lol sooo funny

[RangersReview]

THATS A DELIDIOUS PEAR!

lol ;)

[niicchhoollaas]

hi-larious

[barrowsdkmon]

Third!

[Ayu30]

second!

[dbb5500]

I get first comment!!!!

That was foonay! :D