How Do I Get Rid of Semen In My Moustache?

[pi3zza]

Holy shit cum in moustache...wow

[catie1492]

i liked this, just to freakout people who click on my channel.

[44toons]

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[KATOMATE01]

Hey bro can I use your comb?

Umm well that one is my mustache semen comb.....but sure

[okonomiyakiyummy]

a comb for cats and dogs that has fleas?? THAT'S WHAT'S GROSS?! :S

[DeathMetal242]

well best solution is after he came over your head he cleans it by pissing over it

[nismotunedgtr]

GAY FAG IS GAY



[MrGoth777]

lmfao



[5ivepdx]

That's some pretty thick sperm.

Shave your moustache, dude!

[nicolefreak55]

oh how sexy

[esquimalt1]

hahaha wait for it to harden then use a comb to rip it out

[silversilhouette1]

I wish I had a guy to cum on my stache. Lol.

[lilflav90210]

I officially threw up

[Heterodudes]

Watch "My mustache did it" and you'll never have semen in your gay hair again.

[iCookiesHeart]

Shave it off you dirty bugger!

[katzmeowing]

lol i have advice he should swallow and i am totally serious then he would have no jiz in his moustache

[Benzfever]

fucking gross

[SniperStorm7]

No, after a shower with ice cream and sunflower extract, what do you expect?

[ThePuppetgirl12]

this lady gets alot of prank calls and she never realizes it !!!!!!!!!!!!

[unshutoptic1]

Super spooge!!!

[kimhulsey88]

lmao

[ERiCDrAyViN]

SHAVE YOUR MUSTACHE!!!!

[butterfly153239]

@ERiCDrAyViN ha ha no shit! what an idiot!

[realrap216]

this is not a prank call. its a serious problem lol

[Blindmanstaring]

When I saw the thumbnail picture for this video I thought the granny was asking the question.

[Swaginrags]

@Blindmanstaring same, i started rofling

[iGotNewVegasEarly]

@machinima



[iGotNewVegasEarly]

@fred



[Thicket20]

i want sue to be my grandma :D

[TheEnglishBlader]

Surely a shave would be beneficial... Hair does grow back :)



[tylerhaunted]

I like that Sue isnt discriminating and is open minded to ANY question even the bizare ones.

[jbpoole]

is this guy a joke?...He has a 3 alarm on his face and calls ladder 57 to hose 'im down and now it don't wipe off?..gimme a break! One deep frencher from Biff the fire stud (ala Scooby Doo) and he's clean as a whistle again. it ain't like he's gonna be walkin' around for 3 days lookin' like a "Got Milk" ad. geez...If his handlebar spontaneously combust's and fire marshall Bill ...er...cums to the rescue (pun intended) and now it don't wanna wash???...SHAVE THE FUCKER!!!....pfffft

[piepermatthew]

@jbpoole

You're not funny. Don't even try.

[jbpoole]

@piepermatthew  lolololol...well you've pretty much anounced YOUR orientation...there, sugar panties!!...ha ha ha ha ha

[bongtoke7108]

I have ejaculate.

[nameis12396]

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[lucy798]

who the eff is this woman? eeeeee.

[The1970sInfatuate]

"I HAVE EJACULATE" XP

[TrueCall]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS she was nasty at the end.. jesus

[mypeacelily]

H"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[ANONONTHEJEWTUBE]

Did you record this with a calculator?

[ObscurelyNyappy]

@MaxPowers wiiiiiiiiin

[shatroghistro]

@MaxPowers

That was kind of mean and rude.

[tmla]

Shave the moustache!!!

[ChaosRiddenReaper]

BATTYMAN

[vboz9271979]

"I have ejaculate" (with a proud face)......OMG too crazy  XD LMAO

[FightTheCorporations]

Soap and water?

[VERB65]

bullshit call

[mikescorpio]

"Badge of Honor" LOL!!

[kikicreamify]

this is so stupid, why woudn't you just wash your face?

[pixiewilson42]

I've done a little research+we sell something in England called Vanish,,its like a bar of soap used for stain removal..if the caller maybe coats his moustache in Vanish first before giving a BJ,,,he'll be able to wash the sponk off easily+his partner will have a nice fresh cock....it works..,but I don't have a moustache,,I'll ask me pal who does what he thinks.,he often hits the ceiling in house..dirty bleeder

[Toracube]

My cum can hit the ceiling. It has, often. Sometimes it hits my moustache and my eye. It's my party trick.

[pixiewilson42]

@Toracube Dear Mr Toracube...is one related to the Toracube's of Totnes..if one places a simple sticking plaster over one's hirsuite areas..ie the moustache..+there is a roller+tin of paint ready to cover persistant semen stains..you could also try incuding a catcher's mitt into your love play...this should solve the pesky problem..Miss Pixie

[OnThatPowder]

put a piece of tape over your mustash

[toasterhead91]

i would laugh even harder if she was like, "have you considered dying your mustache white?"

[fromthispoint]

Im not sure I believe this caller , but who knows maybe so, but she was very nice about it and did all she could to help...older people have been there and knows what to say.

[HeDreamtOfAscension]

Shave your mustache. Everybody knows you're gay, you don't need a mustache to prove it.

[discountbacon]

I cracked up when she said to comb it out.

[PiousPrincess]

Wouldn't u just cut the moustache off?

[Wellaron]

lol how about good ole' fashion soap and water?!

[jedediah67]

huh???? how does that even happen hahahahaha

[allseevid]

rofl....5/5

i would bang dr. sue, i think she's a tight asshole!!!

[cwj415]

"because you and your partner are involved in a very very intimate behavior and youre not embarrassed, so why would you be embarrassed because his ejaculate is in your mustache?" are you fuckin stupid?

[BamBamNinja]

Haaha i was at a friends house and he was flippin thru the channels and this part of the show we lol'd

[matwocents]

LOL...sure...show up at work "hey you have something on your mustache"..."it's just my badge of honor from last night." ..."oh ok. cool" LOL

[Atonil]

Im puking laughing what channel is this seriously I might be up too my old antics

[ameeraHEARTSlina]

LOL

[jedionwax]

What a dickhead to prank her. (for lack of better words). She's always so professional.

[lykfe]

badge of honor XD

fuck ! XD

[princessprojector]

wow sue you really are liberated if you walk around with cum in your moustache as a badge of honor.

[MrJoshmt90]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE EJACULATE

[XXjoshXXwallaceXX]

this is obvious that its a prank call

[reverendrichard]

haha definately, but dr.sue is hilarious

[Darqhadouken]

Yeah prank call for sure! I heard a call on her show one time where this guy wanted to know if and how he could attach some weights to his balls so they could stretch far enough to go in his asshole. Sick bastards!

[TheTamaraMarie]

LMFAO!!!!!

[MultiThatoneguy]

hahaha thats funny as shit

[thegoochieguy]

your mother was busy

[msztullz]

lol yeah idk if I'd wanna go down the street with spoof in my beard haha

xx

[ivano0o0o0]

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bfv102290]

LMAO at 2:23

[bfv102290]

ROFLMMFAO 2:24

[TheAntbow6]

omg this is the closest i hav ever been to pissing myself larfing.....hey do they sell something over tha counter to remove that....lol

[tim31522]

Fagggg, shave u dumbass

[GusTheBus82]

just wash it off!!!

[Quitmandude54]

hahaha...SPERMS ARE ON UR FACE

[musubi69]

omg.... yeah like they make something you can buy at a store for removing semen from a mustache...wtf

[OSMOOLEE]

lol...unfortunately

[Ukrazian]

use a femimonster!!

[ConnDevi88]

I Know the answer, SHAVE YOUR STASH AND BEARD!

[bradwhitcombe]

what the hell after a shower!

[garycalgary]

lol oddly it just dried on my beard

what a stupid thing to worry about.....lol

[hatchetkiller15]

Wow this is fucking funny

[maggiewashere]

shave your moustache

[sketchley80]

he could try the comb - to rid himself of crabs (pubic lice)! lol

[9856359]

hahahahahaha

[roadrunner7220386]

Shampoo is over the counter and gets stuff like that out of hair. Try the blue cleanser kind from Pantene. It gets chlorine out... so why not semen?

[sketchley80]

haha - love it - it gets rid of chlorine - why not semen? makes a lot of sense...really.

[potpourri44]

LOL badge of honor. I have ejaculent!!

[potpourri44]

hahahahaha combing it out

[nyjeen2]

dont be a pussy. Swallow like a man

[loveleymetalheadgirl]

lol

[KidnapDeath]

..Or you could just swallow.

[pimpedoutprincess224]

lmfao i couoldnt stop laffinf at that!! this has to be one of the funniest things so far

[macco360]

"There is nothing that I know of"

How about getting in there with soap, water and a washcloth. Please, give me a break.

[EndlessChris]

Spermstache!

[JEIMOET]

nutstache!! lol.

[dialsperm]

MOMMA GUINEA SSSSSSS

[peymaania]

This is a comedy show! This Guy Must have Extra-Strength Semen!

[ILUVDANNY2264]

over the counter things that might take it out to avoid leaving embarrising traces

oh my god she needs to die

[hungboys]

Don't listen to any of the formulas mentioned as comments here. No one is a certified chemist and a lot of sick people want to harm people.

[99pak99]

Fuck man fleas are gross and semen is ok. retards.

put some effort in cleaning up with soap and water and also get some lessons how to wash ur face from ur mom again.

[folieimposee]

disgusting... the next day? He prolly be sucking a shit load of cock! Fucking disgusting

[nursefuzzywuzzy]

Shave your fucking mustache you douchbag!! It will probably feel much better to the cock you blow to not have that brillo pad scraping in sensitive areas.

[Nameless827]

NO there is something you can do. Mix 2 parts 91% isopropyl alcohol to 1 part bleach with a touch of diesel gasoline. Drip on your mustache and lather up. Takes semen right off.

[dafjohns]

a bit of vinegar with some baking soda should do the job

[fee20luv]

wtf. water and soap should do it ,ulness it was a heavy load.

[Slapdash1]

"I have ejaculate". Damn, she's my grandmother's age, but hell, I'd die if grans went on to say something like that.

[FamousMonsterz]

...why not

a) ask your partner NOT to effin go in your face / mouth / MOUSTACHE

b)....shave.

[karen445]

That's just DISGUSTING! makes me almost puke.

[darvete1313]

"IIIII have ejaculateeee"

[MRMILO57]

darvete1313 ...creme ya jeans did ya?

[jesseyfizzlenizzle]

bahahhahahaha

This is hillarious i love sue .. shes the shit

i remember she used to do the sunday night sex show and i would watch it and just laugh my ass off at all the shit ppl ask its fukin aswesome and shes the coolest old lady ever ahahah

[chessmastor]

Water?

[soccerfan1965]

hhahahahahaha...hahahaha....im­ sorry im dying

[Slayallica84]

OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS

[zephyr3000]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[hardleecure]

shave the mustache. LOL

[Cerebalpaulsys]

hahahahahaha wtf

[falcon89am]

Hahahaha!

[batman2007]

...she finds fleas gross? wow

I hate my friend for showing me this link lol

[Blaze0820]

she rules odley

[toxicsnafu]

the solution would be to shave

[friskytits]

Italian women always ask Sue such interesting questions.

[sst1]

Are Canadians this dumb? What kind of gay man would wear a mustache anymore, anyways. He doesn't sound like a bear. A twink with a mustache is horrendous.

[Mo0nBugGy1]

lol funny as shit

[fywacia]

Come on people, the solution is to swallow. I mean it's a no brainer!

[bloodvein61]

ahahahahahahah!!!!!! OMG THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL!!!

[ruleram1]

shut up, sue's got it goin on ^.^

[pilgor87]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahah -4

[free4umatt]

rotflmfao

[5enka]

"Now wait a minute, let's think about this...." LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[USFED645]

This old bag is so fucking stupid, she actually thinks this is a legitimate call. Half of the advice she gives is medically incorrect and she has no business being on TV. She seems to get off in repeating the most graphic material that her audience presents her with. Nauseating.

[ForbiddenFantasy6969]

If you dont like her then you dont have to watch. Im pretty sure you cant do any better than she can. And if you think you can post a video pussy.

[shreddinmetal4life]

what do you mean she thinks its a legitimate call? What's she supposed to say, "screw you asshole, quit prankcalling"?

[occultdestroyer]

Prank call

[7SevenNationArmy7]

"i have ejaculate" lmao that was retarded

[NikLotus84]

i LOVE sue.

[BiteHunter]

SWALLOW!

[MeNicki]

Hahahahaha.... hilarious

[KillMeSlowly9]

lol "Unfortunately."

[HumanDrillBit]

Bwahahahahahahaha!

Funny shit!

[THEd0gmai2of]

I was that caller

[toadsniffing]

really? do you still get jizz in your mustache?

[Harticochick]

no way!!! really!!! sick...

[yamahamv940]

wtf no i was !!

[shamedrose]

How can she keep a straight face?!!!!

[JoshSDshot]

i noe right id bust out rofl

[Eman8333]

hahahahahahahahahahhahaha.....­.she said "iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii have ejaculate".......LMAOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[poosaypirate]

that was stupid, its a crank call. duh.

[ericasalad]

Whats wrong with water?

[KeffandMac]

Talk sex with Sue Johanson

[fugiboo]

Your the fag talking on the phone. You like oral sex and you sometimes get cum in your beard.

[zogg23]

omg, shes so cool. "Find a very fine bush or a comb... like the ones you use for cats and dogs to remove flees or knits." XO This could have been a line from Robin Williams.

[lightplastic665]

its called a razor

[ricardod93]

honestly just shave

[santasxgirlfriend]

SHAVE!!!!!!

[sage4000]

LMAO "thats a badge of honor...something to be proud of....'i have ejaculate

[BrianCB8]

He clearly made that question up for shock value.

[szaaron]

lmao at the flea comb!