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  • rice

    

  • hahaha terey pan di !! XD

    

  • What if he was to add cheenee to his roti:O

  • thumbs up if you keep on watching this song or if you keep on watching doabm 10

  • copyrighter wish humza copyrights u for badman 10 thumbs up

  • Do you like Roti or do you like Rice; I'm not joking- that's one of the hardest questions to ask an Asian!

  • @Merajurr indeed, but I like my paratah.

  • @Merajurr lol

    

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  • Cool blood frm another dhall boy

  • out of all the doabm songs i think this is the best one

  • CHAI SHAI ADD CHEENEE ADD CHEENEE

  • im not a hater i love diary of a badman but at 0:49 she says that she can cook so then of course she can make roti

  • @unitedkingdom16 i can cook pasta but i cant make roti

  • @unitedkingdom16 unless she can only make rice :-)

  • WTF!?!?!??!

  • brav i like rice because it is NICE

  • plz visit my channel u lot nd plz comment on my diary of badman roti nd rice plz u loh

  • what the background music ??

  • i love this guy and his videos man!!!!! OMG!!!

  • ROTI ALL THE WAY  lol

  • check out my roti and rice plzzzz

  • here's your paani :D

  • check out my roti nd rice check it out spread de work plzzzzzzz

  • 0:52 lol eatin a doughnut plz check out my roti nd rice plz u lot

  • i can say 4 a fact i luv rice! and that is a sick tune!

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  • the Resturant they went to is Nandos

  • that's a goodtune humza.

  • do u like roti rules

  • Emmm i think i like roti with rice on top-LOL

  • funny sng

  • 18 people don't like roti or rice

  • @JacobFeelsCrazy Those people do not deserve roti or rice!! Or...DHAAL!!! *Dramatic music* :D

  • awsome 

  • so what did they have?

    

  • man i sleep on a roti too

  • What a cheap resturant man!

    Bruv you chose it!

    Shame.

  • 0:50 damn

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  • That's kind of dum theo its good

  • 0:50

    Fit.

  • Love You Baby.. I was talking to the rice Lol

  • I love this song.... DO THE SKANK!!

  • i like roti and rice

  • RICE FTW

  • sick video

  • At 1:03 he drew a smiley face on the Roti. I'm a big fan of Humza but I must say "Astagfurallah."

  • @AbbasStayFlee No offence. I'm muslim too, but it was just a joke

  • @karateboii77 I understand it was a joke, but you shouldn't joke around like that. It's Allah's food and your going to draw a smiley face on it? I mean come on, you should know better than that. I've been a big fan of Humza for a long time, but seriously, you shouldn't do anything like that, even if it's meant to be a joke.

  • Aww His Smilee =) With The Rice Lol:P

  • lol!!!!!!!!!

    i want a divorce!

    shut your mouth and go make some rice!

  • Lolzers! You guys are legends!!

  • I Want Roti And Salan LOL

  •  not good

  • roti shoti chawal shawal(':

  • Where does he get such hot girls?

  • Thumbs Up If You Wanna Now The Resturant They Went To

  • @trickstar786 its know not now

  • i will eat the ROTI

  • i hate this guy so much sice i saw him on a bangra music dancing with girls.astagfirullah

  • Bomb paki girl in the song...Damn hot

  • lllllllllllllllllllllllllllloo­ooooooooooooooolllllllllllllll­lllllllllllllllllllllll

  • @WaveyDonAlex is she really? which skl? well there is this rumor that she is married to doabm or whoever plays his mum in here!? help please! :S

  • Having Roti and Rice right now

  • having roti right now!! lol

  • ROTI

  • IFF U LIKE ROTI OR RICE LIKE THIS

  • Tesco

    

  • wicked song !!!!!!!

  • [RATED] SONG

  • Thumbs up for the rice!

    I dont like roti T-T

  • Roti ftw!!!!!!!! but rice is kool :)

  • Don't know about roti or rice,but I do love Humza!

  • 0:48 SO BUFF!!!!

  • amazing

  • fake whore 

  • go to my channel for do you like roti do you like rice in HD and good quality

  • sheeeeeeeet this song gonna stay in my head all night now,

  • tumbs up if the song is addicting

  • 0:50 ameh?

  • this song is the best in line with ameh

  • that face he makes with the rice in his hands loool

  • the girl is his wife

  • @shafayattor looks more like some whore

  • That girl is just....ooofft, can't even describe her ;O

  • blad roti and rice is boom

  • In the club... Just doing the roti like a boss 8-)

  • team rice

  • fit girl

    

  • Dislike for Roti and Like for Rice:)

  • Team Roti!

  • i cook i clean, but can you make roti ... fuck that id rather bang her all night than make her make roti

  • I Prefer Rice xD

  • HUMZA: do u like roti ?

    ME: no i like rice !

  • 12 people couldn't decide between Roti or Rice. x

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  • 12 people are gora

  • laa jawaab basmati rice looooooooooooooool

  • 12 people dont like roti or rice

  • I eat both

  • 00:49 one word BUFF

  • I meant 00:52

  • 00:54 I slap your mum with roti

  • sick rap

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  • best ever have to watch

  • I meant 00:40

  • 00:50 is the funniest bit

  • i luv roti

  • lol awsome!

  • that pompom hat should be more faamous than humza!

  • :P hehe..

  • 0:49 The Sexist Girl on All of DOABM episodes :O

    

  • 0:13 LOOOL!!

  • very funny

  • Lol funny xD

  • 0.49 MILF LIKE IF YOU AGREE :D

  • @786Desigirl There is gonna be more, It said at the end of Diary of a Bad Man ten Badman Season 2 Coming Soon

  • He is making a mockery out of the food Allah has proivded us. Please watch my video on my channel and you will be shocked!

  • That girls fit in the song

  • @Raygun1997 true!

  • @Raygun1997

    True say she is piff,boom,peng,hot,sexy every hot word in slang

  • @Raygun1997 LOOL she is a teacher in my skl

  • @Raygun1997 Subscribe to my channel People :)

  • Mum: Do u want roti or rice

    Me: *puts this song on*

    Mum: Pizza it is then....

  • man this is so catchy

  • happy birthday

  • thumbs up if u love roti and rice

  • thumbs up if you only came here for HOT girl

  • GIRL IS DANK AT 0:48

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  • Woah ... I thought i loved Roti Alot !

  • voodoo shoodoo slap the atta, roti shoti naan paratha.................SO FUNNY

  • 0:13 - 0:15 LMFAO, love them faces.

  • now skank.. haha:')

  • Please do make another one! PLEASEEEE!

  • funny face in 0:34

  • VOODO SHOODO SLAP THE ATTA

  • I like roti and SWEET RICE !!

  • pakistani flag should be roti, so true (love it when the deep voice says voodoo shoodoo slap the atta)

  • had roti for dinner and had rice for lunch

  • yo roti all dayyy

  • errrm both humza ur a legend

  • LOL look at my channel got roti nd rice song in 1080 better 2 watch nd plz watch itr and comment and subscribe plz

  • ummmmm rice

    

  • no top comment... this is my chance!

  • 0:49 BUFF!!!

  • what are you saying about food who are u human or what ?

  • I'm making one with VFX in it!

  • rice should should be the Bangladeshi flag

  • HOW DARE YOU MAKE A MOCKERY OUT OF FOOD ALLAH HAS PROVIDED YOU! watch the video on my channel!!

  • same her I love it so bad

  • i like rotti and rice!!!

    

  • Hmm mm so hard to chooose!! Probably roti ;)

  • i choose rice bladdd lol):

  • Roti! :)

  • r u dizy fam dis is the most funniest vidoe i eva watched brav

  • I love 1:41 he's voice sounds amazinggg :D

  • roti 0 rice 1000

  • 3 people like poti (poo)

  • Is there an acapella to this?

    ( Just vocals, no backing track "

  • this song makes me laught lol and humza ur amazing man keep it up

  • Humza's wearing lipstick! 0:46 LOL!

  • I know the song WOOHOOOO....

  • Girl Is Fit

  • that gal is fukin fit!

  • what is roti

  • ''dil to pagal heh'' its even funnier when you hear jazzy say it ....... oh yeh and a message to humza : haters hate cus they cant imitate.:)

  • roti wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i like roti

    'p

  • xD lol... Rice wins :3