Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like Kevin I love you! and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after! i like joes plan
Joe:Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous JB fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily eveR AFTER
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
joe-Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever afer! omj!!!!!
Okay,we rent an emu,you ride on that emu to Spain.Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals,then she'll be like"Kevin I love you!"and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo,and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan,and he also gives you a mule,donkey,andchicken,which you sell to buy food,and you all live happily ever after that was the funiest thing ever
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily eveR AFTER
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! FABULOS!!!!!!joes crazy and thats y i luvvvv him soooo much i luvd that emu part!!!! i like it when in ur stories u mak him so funnnyyy!!!! cant wait for the next1!!!!! omg that1 rockd!
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!HAH
that whole part about the emu and nick sayn get out was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (srry im a bit lazy i didnt feel lyk writing the whole part out)
limerose1010 1 year ago
ive been reading straight up for one hour
danielajbq 2 years ago
Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like Kevin I love you! and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after! i like joes plan
joejonasluvr150 3 years ago
love joes plan i think kevin should go for it!!
linzxo1 3 years ago 2
HAAAAAA joe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
peacelovejonas81 3 years ago 2
omigod joe is CRAZY! rent an emu lol!
DisneyChannelx101 3 years ago 3
that was almpst as funny as what my friend did today
jobrogirl7 3 years ago 3
Joe:Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
Nick: Get out
iDORKx3 3 years ago 5
Joe: Well, nice to see you, Kev! Not like we've been calling for an hour worrying our butts off!
Kevin: *mumbles* You sound like Mom
Joe: I do not sound like Mom, and don't you use that tone of voice with me mister!
LOL
rose597 3 years ago 5
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
laughalot60 3 years ago 4
my moms asleep on the couch behind me. U do not know how hard it was to not laugh!
JonasLuver44 3 years ago 4
Mine
too!
RedhottGurl56 3 years ago
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous JB fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
Nick: Get out
bpluva0102 3 years ago 3
Kevin: YOU GUYS! TRY TO KEEP YOUR ADD MINDS ON THE SUBJECT FOR 1 SECOND!
haha!!!!
nickjonasluvr6 3 years ago
well im the one who knows him
JoeLikesMyMilkshake 3 years ago
emu part was sooo halarious!
McIntosh97 3 years ago
ok so I know this a sad chapter for kevin but joe is freakin HILARIOUS! I can totally see him saying stuff like that though...awesome story btw!!
aexloverr 3 years ago
i know! it's sooooooo joe!!!!
nickjonasluvr6 3 years ago
haha, I totally know! 'I think you finally went coo coo for cocoa puffs'!!! haha, cracckinn mehh up!!!!!!!!
bpluva0102 3 years ago 2
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily eveR AFTER
lol! ha!
nickjonasluvr6 3 years ago
Well Joe's my boyfriend.
JoeLikesMyMilkshake 3 years ago
aww i hope he does that for you. nick is my bf
nickjonasluvr6 3 years ago
i been laughing for the last 10 minutes because of what joe said hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! funniest thing EVER!
Bethii101 3 years ago
i know i'm STILL laughing!!!!!!!!
nickjonasluvr6 3 years ago
it might be random but tht was freaking hilairous!!!! nd i culd seeee joe saying tht!!! LOL THT WAS SOOOO FUNNNY!
emilyluvsjobros95 3 years ago
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
kc41596 3 years ago
joe-Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever afer! omj!!!!!
novelist22 3 years ago
emus r awsome birds!!!!!!!!!!!!
one of my fav animals!!!!!!!!!!
emu oil heals rashes and dry skin!
how cool is that?
theaterchick13 3 years ago
random..yet funny..
lol.
I am random too.
--BAiley!
StoneyTC20 3 years ago
ok i felt like all sad and then joe just came with his emu story and i laughed so hard!!!!!!!!!!
blaiklewisfan 3 years ago
Okay,we rent an emu,you ride on that emu to Spain.Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals,then she'll be like"Kevin I love you!"and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo,and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan,and he also gives you a mule,donkey,andchicken,which you sell to buy food,and you all live happily ever after that was the funiest thing ever
IloveCupcakesandTea 3 years ago 2
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
LOL!!!
sassyqueen123 3 years ago
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
LOL!!!
sassyqueen123 3 years ago
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily eveR AFTER
XoDjDangaOX 3 years ago
omg that part wuz the shizzle
cortieluvsdjdanja 3 years ago
that was hilarious i was like cracking up for like 5 minutes!
lostinmusic313 3 years ago
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!
LOL!:-D
nickjonasismyidol 3 years ago
oe: Oh now we're into name calling, well 2 can play that game! Dumb nut! Ha I win!
XoDjDangaOX 3 years ago
hahahahah joe is so funny i cant belive he said that its so funny
fungirl4343 3 years ago
lol joe is halirious omg i was cracking up
its ok im random too lol =]
-bailey <3
mirmandbay17 3 years ago
that was great really funny joe haahhhaaa
xoxlovesjonasxox 4 years ago
ahahahaha! it was funny and sad at the same time. is that possible? i think it is....
x1xJBx1x 4 years ago 2
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! FABULOS!!!!!!joes crazy and thats y i luvvvv him soooo much i luvd that emu part!!!! i like it when in ur stories u mak him so funnnyyy!!!! cant wait for the next1!!!!! omg that1 rockd!
ur an awsum writr!!!!
ps:yes i do like xclamaton mrks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pss:!!!!!
joejonasfreak7 4 years ago
Joe: Okay, we rent an emu, and you ride on that emu to Spain. Then you show up surprising her with hot tamales and a clown that makes balloon animals, then she'll be like "Kevin I love you!" and you'll get married under the stars on the night of Cinco de Myo, and you'll start a family on a ranch given to you by a Spaniard, who happens to be a humongous Jonas Brothers fan, and he also gives you a mule, donkey, and chicken, which you sell to buy food, and you all live happily ever after!HAH
maddiee77 4 years ago 3
luved it !!!!!!!! NEXT 1 PLZ!!!!!!!!!!!
XoXrawkstarXoX 4 years ago
i loved it!!
can't wait for the next one!
iLuvJBforever 4 years ago
cool story
ABChii123 4 years ago