Translating: Fundie-tard Englitch to English - Episode 3

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

Get Into Mah Belly!

I'm digging these a bunch!

I know it's parody, but language is a key log to their

temporal lobe epilepsy induced euphoria addictions.

........nevermind, different planet.

[beerijuana]

Twisting a words meaning away from its definition is their #1 method, this is textbook intellectual dishonesty. Hence the textbook spoof.

I can't think of one thing they do to spread their agenda that doesn't have cowardice as its root motivation.

Fuckers

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

I don't think cowardice is the sole root.

This may sound way nuts, but I think the evil bastards who run The Discovery Institute, intend to eat people.

No you read that right, I think they are Wellsian Morlocks.

Why else would a massively funded power group use a fucked in the head anachronism to make sure that there were as many idotic starving bodies as possible, easily herded together, and willing to sacrifice themselves if they are told to? And no, it's been 20 years since I did drugs.

[beerijuana]

....now there's an idea.

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

Which; drugs, or the D.I. = Morlocks? LOL

[CptUnknown]

I'm really getting into this series!

Bravo!

[beerijuana]

Thanks bro'

[FacedPalmedPlanet]

'....would you like fries with that? :)

rofl, brill vid ..

10/5 stars haha..

[beerijuana]

Thanks.

[FacedPalmedPlanet]

'....& would you like a side of Epic with that translation sir? ' :)

[beerijuana]

"Is that the one that comes with a coupon for a free latent psychopathy of the week?"

heh heh

[FacedPalmedPlanet]

'....you may choose from any of the 'pcycho....' or '......apathy's on the weekly reflection list sir,

but iI must warn you, sometime the Epic is so strong, it may require more tahn one face palm,

so its good to prepare for the house finest'

;)

[beerijuana]

Aha ha haha!

"Oh, just try, ...it's only a pre-me"

[nelliediddle]

LOL ah the humanity!

"I like babies but I couldn't eat more than one."

[mtlsoul]

LMAO @ fava beans.....nice hannibal lecter refrence.

[wyrdness1]

#3 was the funniest ever

[beerijuana]

I credit the hellbilly soundtrack.

[tattooskin72]

I kept thinking of nephilimfree while watching this video hehe. He's always talking killing and eating babies.

[beerijuana]

...those creepy Christian psychos, ....I'll never run out of material.

;-)