Heather's Vlog: Vampire Sex vs. Human Sex

[EvilCupcakes4672]

When your a vampire you have four holes do i even want to know about vampire sex??? Yes Yes I Do even if it scars my mind forever

[SylviaRigley]

"four holes" wtf

[MrSenseofReason]

i just came here to watch a hot girl talk about sex.

[WadePomeroy]

WTF....really....talking about that in front of "your dad" whatever

[sarastarp99]

four holes :P

[TheAmazingScotsman]

"I wouldn't know" Pause..."I'll tell ya" lmao.

[notsooutcast]

"When you're a vampire, you have four holes"...

Seriously. No comment.

[qodui]

You're so fucking awesome.

[blind672]

I think this is my favorite one yet. XD

[timmybrian]

hey lm aldo martinez lm from facebook my picture is call of duty



[rainstar999]

XD lmao

[jklwq123]

that sucked

[LadyGM720]

hahahahahaha "When you're a VAMPIRE you have four holes!" lmfao. No comment.

[fgh8ud]

awe i wanted to know

[blueeulbdude]

ugh, thanks for not letting us hear Heather. What a prude

[mulletpower2009]

is kelly a guy or a girl

[blueeulbdude]

@mulletpower2009 guy

[mulletpower2009]

@blueeulbdude ok, then my brother is gay, he said "shes" hot

[dogdemon444]

@mulletpower2009 yeah like cocaine Hilton say "that hot" we just dont really mean it

[Traehalicious]

@mulletpower2009 It's a guy...

[jennylover456]

dad no la la la la dad no no no no XD

[hattagorn]

dear heather have you ever had sex

[HELLSING3660]

Hahahahahahahahaha

xD Amazing

[omgBreakingDawn]

AHAHA

[melissafluh]

i love how people really think this girls a vampire...

shes an actor.

[geekforlifevandc]

so edward has 4 penises?

[nicksgirl990]

@geekforlifevandc ; edward isn't man enough to have a penis in the first place

[Marix2Rinku]

I love how fast this video is its funny XD

[izzyishere12]

lol i would totally act like that

[vixxiluvskerli]

ur hawt <3 yes... hommo

[superapple574]

We all no shes not a vampire but can Ppl stop writing that shes just having a bit of fun what is in the harm in that.. Any way i really do like the heather and kelly videos i think there good .. x

[pimppappi702]

kellu u got 4 holes, i wanna finger u like a bowling ball!!!!!!

[xoHugz0Kissesxo]

@pimppappi702 that would be three holes smart one

[hakutheicedemon]

well actually there is no such thing as vampires

[daisys124]

lmao!!! holy crap"when your a vampire you have four holes!!!

[TheOriginalLiz]

You guys are fucking retarted. If I'm wrong maybe you should come to my house and suck my blood. But really, who in their right mind spends their free time making videos about fictional characters? You're not a fucking vampire. Grow the fuck up. No one wants to spend time watching these videos. I got threw maybe 10 seconds. YOU'RE NOT A VAMPIRE BITCH!

[tragicXdownpour]

@TheOriginalLiz Hahaha wow, you're mildly pathetic... Obviously LOTS of people want to spend time watching these videos. You grow the fuck up.

By the way, you get THROUGH things, not threw them.

[awesomeness413]

@TheOriginalLiz if nobody wants to spend their time watching these videos then why are you here you little dumbass cock sucking bitch

[sucker4life09]

@TheOriginalLiz ownd

[MyOhNoes]

@TheOriginalLiz she's an actress you asswipe; a good one at that.

[blkhoodyrecordzUIS]

i LUV biting and blastin death metal when i fuck

humans bones break easily

but i didnt hav a one night stand shape shifter

[DeathIIV]

uhh.....your dads kina cute ^^ and if hes straight im sorry but yah....

[Jstep0]

She can bite me ; )

[pkr1337]

rofl these people should be on tv soon, they can both act the girl is hot and the dad is hilarious they could even do a spin off of him

[ZippyJJ7]

i like vampire diaries on cw

[LithiumManium1]

hott

[MRalexanator]

you should watch true blood

[corbinator30000]

Ur not a real vampire and if you are come to my house and bite me

[Starlights1256]

what happens to people you bite? do they die or sumthin or maybe do they turn to a vampire?

[pacomonkey007]

can i find out the fourth jk!

[jgardstein]

if vampires apparently really strong lift that couch behind you pleeeese

[lalalaelmosworld999]

i looove your vidios.. um when r u ganna do a new one?????

[nathana]

wow, 4 holes huh? ;) hahaha

[6662Ashley]

@AWalkingImperfection

NU UH!! DA R SO REAL*Pops out fangs* l3itch how dare you D=

[Aumi101]

Oh hahaha lololol wow i need to so speak with you, you would laugh soo hard

[kogababy94]

ha ha heather i loveee ur vids i gots a Q

is being a vampire cool or dose it suck??

cause i'd love 2 b a vampire.lol

[coyoacan7]

u can suck me

[SuperVampiregirls]

what would u do if u met other vampires

[harvge]

u cud like show u what vamp sex is like if u want

[etsavdar]

very, very pretty eyes.

[mathhew96]

lmaao when you are a vampire you have four holes lol

[emogodesscici]

lol so do you like any other vampiris that live near you

[MissIzzyBoo]

@TheUnbeholden Vampires do have sex. Idiot. Well, i know they're not real...but even in stories they d, so shutup.

[WillSubscribe4Food]

if they dont have blood then its impossible

because men then couldnt get an erection

[MissIzzyBoo]

you're being too technical!

[nikkineeks14]

O WOW..lMFao

[homestar0505]

so hot!

[kittenbebe04]

I just read the twilight books and they had lots and lots of sex.....they never needed sleep so they had alot of free time

[dryflyjc]

you are dom

[TheUnbeholden]

I'm pretty sure vampires can't have sex, cause they have no sexual desire, you see their desire for blood replaces any human desire they once had. Which means getting a erection is impossible, however a female vampire can still have sex of course due to the fact that the vagina does not need to have a erection but she obviously wouldn't feel anything. Male vampires can still go down on a women of course, though that would be very strange thing for a vampire to do I must admit.

[Ryokenai]

@TheUnbeholden You do realize they're not real, so making up rules for them is kind of stupid? Every show/book does whatever it wants.

[cryingcherryblossom]

wtf

[EvadeTricks]

@TheUnbeholden im pretty sure vampires ARNT REAL NOOB

[meg563]

do u know a vampire no so makeing up rules for them is stupid

[AWalkingImperfection]

@meg563

...You get that it's a joke and vampires aren't real, right?

[randomXfreak098]

yuur dad is always drinking something in every video

[CaptainPinguGuy]

four holes? wow that just takes multiple orgasms to a new level

[JSE4444]

shes is fucken hotttttttttttttttttt

[HoushiChan1121]

4 holes? o.o how?! and where?!

[TheUnbeholden]

hmmm, mouth,vagina, ass and ... nostrils?

[elphabawest27]

bella is a fictional. the retarted actress has a different name, the slut, bella, isnt real. NOT REAL. but heather doeslook kinda like how bella is DESCRIBED in the FICTIONAL book

[murderdog112]

what's the 4th hole???LOL

Love the Vlogs!!!!!

CAn You Date Me?

[akkilani]

lol back up a little... what's the 3rd hole? lol

[Broke909]

@akkilani lol think about it, vagina, mouth, ass erm the 4th thats a little tricker...

[akkilani]

lol the nose maybe? :P

[deagle44]

@akkilani mouth ass vagina whats the 4th ?

[akkilani]

lol yea.. such a mystery :)

[anneqert2]

Maybe your nose..? Lol xD I don't know

[altrdwolf]

@deagle44

im thinking...NECK RAPE!

(there's also handies.)

[boatsnhos4life]

every video..."KELLY'S FUCKIN RAD!"

[crazzygirl100]

ya look at kelly's face

lamo

[bloodnguts99]

i thought she says kill that fucking rat lol

[snapperturtle12]

lmao " there's 4 holes"

[PurpleMaster958Two]

"I wouldn't know."

"I'll tell yah"

"NO!"

Oooh, I laughed so hard!!

[outomahgrills]

heathers so fuckin hot...

[conversrule01]

how do you turn into a vampire?

[average220]

by having gay sex

[Beeluvboo]

Four holes??? LOL!!!

[MeltedGlaceon]

haha, you wanna know what the best sex is? Werewolf sex :)

[MeltedGlaceon]

Werewolfs can be gentle, too :)

[im8teennow]

that reminds me of Family Guy

quagmire-- "hey did you know girls have a FOURTH HOLE?"

peter ---" WHAT?"

Q--" YEAH.... its like the entrence to Hogwarts, you just gotta believe its there"

[myyourface777]

hey my name is Heather lolz random but true

[Hopeless426]

Damn Heather let him tell us!! lol

[cheybug394]

uh where would the fourth hole be? on your neck? lol

[r4z0r84]

theres 4, vagina, arse, mouth and the pee hole! hahahaha

[LittleRedChique]

An arse is an ass (butt).

[r4z0r84]

i think i commented on the wrong vid with that comment, lol sorry

[cheybug394]

oh so whats the answer then??? lol

[r4z0r84]

there nostrils there belly button there ears there necks there all of the above lol

[sttproduction]

OMG HEATHER GOSH TELLUS!!! LET HIM

[OmgRockOut]

...four holes huh? ;)

[stormchaser34869]

where would the "fourth hole" be?....

[redvenizkx]

the tv is all the way up on the wall, what is that dude bhind looking at?

[mit103]

VIRGIN LOL

[teenkid123]

lol its simple yu have 4 holes lol

[VampyLuLu]

lol i wonder where the fourth hole is XD

[guitardude2014]

its uh.. its right back there, behind the knee haha

[NikkiBubblegum00]

God i wish i looked like you Heather.

You are gorgeues :o

[LittlePaulasTube]

omg

i wanna hear!

hahahah

[gliamanti]

hahaha "you see when you're a vampire you have 4 holes."

[juggalette5195]

Heathers fuckin hott... :) and i dont like bitches.

[XEMNASLEADAR]

O_O i wonder where the fourth is.....

[Littlemisswoofwoof]

heather is so pretty!

[MizzParia]

"LAH LAH LAH LAH"

[WEBSTERA123456a]

why is that creeper always watching tv when u make a video.

[djdjerojr]

Because it's fake

[shojo95]

.....because the creeper is her father?

[UNDFTD8]

its very simple see you all have four holes....

you know what sometimes i think we all have four holes if we reach inside our hearts :)

[Pozzermouse]

Her dad is so funny :P

[Codecontroller]

the dad rules

[FaFi12606]

4holes !? WTF lmaooo

[TheSailBy]

i vote vampiresex :)

[EpicAmiss]

Yeah like hell you wouldnt know....

[EpicAmiss]

XoX  FOUR HOLES??????

[douhoo]

ill fill all yu holes

[EpicAmiss]

Ill help^^

[gingerofwar97]

so what do vampires do? Vampira Sutra? id really like to know

[benutzer29915022]

Vamp+Eier...= Vampire... So Vampire is SCHWUL!

[xbone67x]

ROFL! watch the guysf ace in the backround as she reads it.. so funny! then he comes up with an answer o.O great fun!!

[lovinliverpool]

hahaha omfg thats too funny

[herzgebrochen]

How would vampires have sex? The males wouldn't be able to get it up, cause there is no blood flow.

[Jfabz45]

i wondered that same thing when i read breaking dawn. well i suppose in twiligts case that it wouldnt be much of a difference, considering their skin is hard as a rock.

[theoriginalcoolkid]

Lmfao! I would've never thought of that XD

[xxanimebunnyxx]

vampire are all blood, their entire insides are made up of the substance, that's why they supposedly dominate at sex, they can have it hard on demand. I have read lots of vamp books and they all say the same thing. It does not make much sense, but hey they are mythical creatures for a reason.

[scarletbunny]

I don't know what "vamp books" you're reading, but most mythology and lore doesn't describe it like that at all.

Most traditional vampire lore is actually really dull, the traditional "vampire" is nothing more than a reanimated corpse who was turned by various things.

Eg.

A cat jumping over the body, birds flying over the body, the person having unfinished business, the person being evil...etc.

most of the time they are depicted as being just as human as anyone, inside and out.

[scarletbunny]

it isn't until you get to early 1800's that vampires begin to assume the depiction of converting consumed blood into a life essence which makes up their whole bodies, but even then, that depiction is very rare. most of the time a vampires anatomy is described as being identical to a human beings, not trying to start a debate or saying you're wrong, because it's mythology after all. But it's just strange to find someone who has heard a lot of the latter.

[Jasrey32390]

I've always thought the same thing

[Playehh]

FOUR HOLES. berry nice.

[cheycheyh11]

4 holes?!

AHAHA! xDD

[Spazbo3]

4 holes ?!?!?!

is that for every vampire?

or just female?!?!?

[chrisbrowntpain10]

what is vampire sex? the same except with vampires?

[ILikeToMong]

No you have 4 holes in vampire sex

[jashinsama136]

lol thats funny, and i just relized, in the video Kelly: The Prequel, the guy in the red with the triangle looks like her dad, is he?????

[RipperGand]

Yeah, the mime. Heather also roles as the shoe shop lady on the Shoes video, they represent more than one character.

[FearAnEnd]

"when you're a vampire you have 4 wholes" is that what he said?? xD

[Jfabz45]

yes that's what he said. LOL. god he's funny and so is heather

[MaggieRoXsUtUbE]

Lol. Yup.

[OblivionKisame]

since ur friends kelly have u ever almost ate her or something like that

[garbearful]

haha. i think it would be. this is my favorite blog ever.

[chelseabel9]

Is she really a vampire?

[Bartorellio117]

lol

[AwesomeSauceLacrosse]

uhhh, yea! dhurrr.

[Dreamergirl818]

i think he said 4 goals but ook. OMg that was the shortest vid ever!

[NoWayKitty]

4 holes

[naughtyangel007]

lmao four holes

[P0WERTRAIN]

lololmfao

[KatanaAlana]

lmao 4 holes

[mak14777]

4 holes?? Really? wow....

[Macabeak]

Heather... I love you D= I'm not one for vlogs, or blogs, but I looooove watching yours! <33

[macawesomekk]

this videos really funny

[macawesomekk]

heathers faukin rad and awesome and some people who post comments post some really weird stuff anyways you rock heather kelly and the other people

[TheBlackLobo]

Have you ever had sex with a dragon? Have you ever wondered how they do it?

[StauffDante]

Mid-flight. It's not easy. Aerial foreplay is an absolute pain if there's any hint of a crosswind. Oh, and a handy hint, never eat any gassy foods the day before. One ill-timed fart and your ass is history.

Yeah, and you kind of have to get used to how tiny humans are, anyway.