Giant Enemy Crab! Massive Damage mix

[sonbuhitsunei]

Actual Japanese history...ah, that explains so much why Japanese people are so nuts (no offense intended - love you guys! But you are a bit crazy! :P )

[superskullkid]

i bought this game to battle the giant enemy crab based on actual japanese history

[Rustheredfox]

real time weapon changing

[ShanePoison]

after that accident on a fukushima, giant enemy crabs arent just a history, maybe they are in the future :x

[TouhouPorn]

Based on Japanese History? Giant enemy crab? Japan must have an awesome history.

[alhaquin]

I know the battles probably took place sometime in history, minus the crab of course and the characters. It's just so funny how he worded it, he wouldn't do well in politics if he ever thought of carreer change. I think they went too far with the crab, but then again they are the developers, so they can do whatever they want lol

[st4rd3str0y3r]

freindly lobster? why not zoidberg?

[FLASHoverlord]

hahaha instant classic. i'm astonished nobody laughed in the audiance when the giant ennemy crab popped in! i mean even if he had not said "here's this giant ennemy crab" that STILL whould have been pretty funny!

[89Dustdevil]

Japanese history is awesome.

[maronic16]

so that's how you kill urgot!

[vampirerosezz]

kistunes are better

[Filby]

Holy crab!

[tkardaishou]

It took actually took place in Ancient Japan.

[fitzcannon]

wtf is an ashion game?

[JAEitler]

i used to be a giant enemy crab.... but than i took an arrow to my weak point for massive damage

[GeorgeMonet]

@JAEitler Not even Viagara can fix that problem.

[florisaartsen]

@JAEitler i lold so hard on your comment xD

[majstealth]

the comments are even better than the original video

[Umbralon]

Still hilarious, even after all these years.

[xBaphometHx]

Where's the part where he said: Real time weapon change! That was awesome!

[RuneGuidesScape]

I used to take giant enemy knees for MASSIVE ARROW DAMAGE

[TheSteadyingMeat]

Meassive damage. 

[Pansymanify]

Sony..........hahahahah

[voooldo]

I used to be based on history, then I took a massive damage in the knee

[ilyariv55]

Giant Enemy Crap, based on Japanese history

[useless1997]

So Godzilla movies are actually documentaries?

[Kuti210]

@useless1997 reptile

[ibma14]

I USED TO WANNA PLAY THIS, THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE -____-

[Stormeris]

based on japanese history, WHY THE HELL I ONLY STUDY EUROPEAN HISTORY AT SCHOOL :*(

[LeviathanRX]

I wanted to take an arrow in the knee, but then I found out I was the Dragonborn.

[gokukevind]

I was going to attack its weak point for massive but then I got an arrow in the knee.

[XxiiKILLER]

@gokukevind I wanted to flag this comment and report/dislike it for no reason other than to troll... but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Win comment is win.

[stanthecanadianman]

I used to be a Giant Enemy Crab... than i took an arrow in the knee.

[Kimjongil3000]

i want to play this game just to fight the giant enemy crab

[mymom309]

Massive crab for massive damage

[naruF]

dat crabb

[UFCMonsterUSMC]

Bengay? isnt that a med?

[spiderman101111]

Japanese spider crab, look it up people!!!

[BrainDS2]

@spiderman101111 HOLY SHI...!

[iranoutofgoodnames]

I'd rather have a small but friendly lobster,

[DonLangosta]

@iranoutofgoodnames All lobsters are friendly... unless provoked.

[Zorieon]

@iranoutofgoodnames Small Ally Lobster!

[BeakyRed]

The uh stages of this game will also be based on famous battles which actually took place in ancient Japan

*CRASH* So here is this Giant enemy crab

[GeorgeMonet]

The sole reason why they lost the battle was because they couldn't figure out they had to flip over the crab onto its back to attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE.

[MathcoreShuppet]

"Genji II is a giant enemy crab based on Japanese history. Being based on history the stages of the game will be based on giant enemy crab."

Just awesome!!! :)

[theGaminggrounds]

Im soooo glad that I wasen´t born In ancient Japan xD

[Klymenos12]

enormous hostile decapod

[MrIlovebmw86]

I nearly shit myself when the giant crab comes flying in.

[ac120479]

I want to buy this game JUST for this.

[evanmarogen]

I feel like this is the best giant enemy crab remix I have seen so far.

[yusukeelric]

In ancien japan people fighted Giant crabs with enormous bazookas

[BlAkGeAr]

I'm taking Japanese history in college, I can safely say that I have still yet to learn of this crab battle.

[Ownedyou]

Massive Crab = Massive Damage!

[ijwi]

@Ownedyou Scientists have actually discovered (in ancient Japan):

Massive Crab (divided by one over the square of the Weak Point) =

Massive Damage

[KotMatrosk1n]

Giant crap...

[ffixdmc3]

the 2006 was a magic year

[MovieAcid]

"Genji II is a giant enemy crab based on Japanese history"

[Tenken89]

Thank god for the Japanese protecting the world from giant enemy crabs throughout history!!

[mysterykcad]

It's about as historically accurate as your average Assassin's Creed game.

[CapturedMaiden]

is an ashton game 

[Cl1ckHere01]

LOL

[atomicsneakers]

this actually took place in ancient japan guys

[college325]

can someone tell me the real reason why many people think the phrase "giant enemy crab...massive damage" is either awesome or cool cause i can't think of a reason why this phrase became popular..

[Slokunshialgo]

@college325 Because it's based on real Japanese battles?

[fortress2red]

@college325 You should watch Sony's Embarrassing E3 2006 press conference, I think thats how this phrase popped up. thats when i started searching the gaint enemy crab vids and pissed myself laughing when I saw it was one of the top recommendations on the search bar lol.

Also, the way he said it just sounded so funny lol, its like a nerd demonstrating a game he made and realise how stupid he is for doing that (making a gaint enemy crab) after saying its based on real battles...

[SuperMarkerComicBro]

Giant crab. Enemy crab. Giant crab. Giant enemy crab. Enemy crab. Based on Japanese history.

Those sound like what an insane person would say.

[Konkfan7]

collosal non-friendly crustacean

[tellytoy]

how do you make three memes in one sentence?

hit GIANT ENEMY CRAB at its WEAK POINT for MASSIVE DAMAGE

[SoloWing808]

Flip over the crab on its back and attack its weak point for massive damage. This kills the crab.

[OtakuTechHead]

RIIIIIIIDGE RACERRRR!!!!!

[idontfkinknow1234]

$599 US DOLLARS $599 US DOLLARS $599 US DOLLARS $599 US DOLLARS $599 US DOLLARS $599 US DOLLARS $599 US DOLLARS $599 US DOLLARS $599 US DOLLARS $599 US DOLLARS

[iamgig9876]

@8Bit64 but still it could do 150 gflops without os and the 360 without its oos could do 81

[masterpanos1990]

Giant Enemy Crap

[EMWISE94]

in some countries their histories involve battles with invading "human" forces.

but Japan fought giant invading crustaceans!

[benkai343434]

Apparently Genji II is an ASStion game.

[DemondHarris]

Giant enemy crabs where in japanese history???

[CutePuppy666]

@DemondHarris Yes. Just like when Godzilla attacked them ages ago... and that giant enemy turtle.

[Xbox360KnowHow]

@DemondHarris You'd rather not know how high japan's water radiation/pollution levels are.

[dberiz765]

@DemondHarris not suprising

[HypocrisyMcGee]

@DemondHarris Surprisingly, huge (about 12 foot) spider-crabs were. but not 30 fucking feet high crabs with weak points for massive damage.

[DaGavinX]

I laughed so hard when he said "based on battles that actually took place in ancient japan battles" and the second later the "giant enemy crab" shows up.

[BytorAndTHEsd]

i doubt that they were giant enemy crabs in ancient Japanese battles...

[gamelordsos]

Thumbs up if u bounced up and down while listenin 2 the music!

[thebvan]

i always laugh when he says "based on history"

[blaineca]

Can you please work with Nintendo to do some good advertising for Wii U and 3DS etc. etc. etc.?

[MrBuch169169]

Ancient Japan must have been awesome...... o.o

[GasmaskKid1337]

What if giant enemy crab got his hands on real time weapon swap....

[XMark3]

Giant enemy crabs sadly went extinct because of their weak point.

[MichalTCZ]

@XMark3 +10 internets to you sir! :D

[WhitneytheGymLeader]

lmao thanks to this conference and this video, that guy will never live it down

[Godfather91290]

Are your bodies ready to fight the giant enemy crab?

[Sanguiluna]

Zero reaction when the guy introduces the crab: disappointing. Dry humor really is lost on Americans.

[passiveMenis]

@Sanguiluna

A portion of the video was taken out. It wasn't intended to be a joke

[infamousTrinity]

I mean, we all know that Giant Enemy crabs existed during actual battles in ancient japan. Right?

[DragonSpikeXIII]

115 people were attacked in their weak point for massive damage

[DeepDarkCore]

MOAR LIEK, BAZED ON JAPANEEZ FUTUSHER amirite ?

j/k japbros

[RiverOfSteel]

they took actually took place in ancient japan

[godemperor2304]

114 people don't know their Japanese history.

[Neutral1]

I only played the demo and from what I played it was pretty decent. Maybe the actual game is terrible.

[TheKiNgHoRTon]

wOw actual battes in japan That had to be one of the funnest battles in japan ever

[marcocevat]

GIANT ENEMY CRAP

[Mirenkorax]

Genji's developer is dead.

[Zindkeeper]

Can't believe this meme spawned from some bald idiot who didn't know what the hell he was doing or saying. It's just incredible.

[CZroe]

I just noticed that this was uploaded on the US PS3 release date.

[CZroe]

Man, did Sony and their partners really phone that one in. So confident in their continued success after the PSX/PS2!

[mramcharan1]

my favorite part was when he said Giant Enemy Crab

[LupoBHS]

Did this game ever come out? I want to play it because now I know the secret to defeating the Giant Enemy Crab.

[Stupidmonkee11]

"Famous battles that ACUTELY took place in ancient japan" *giant fucking armored crab jumps out of the sand*

wat

[GamerWithNoName]

Cliffy b took the piss out of this on fallon the other day

[JTNugget]

@GamerWithNoName Cliffy B is a faggot.

[jonahfalcon1970]

Game Republic has had its weak point attacked for massive damage.

[Squallido]

Game Republic has closed its doors, no more Giant enemy crab dude working at this desk :'/

[awkner]

TWO amazing phrases?

clearly you're forgetting about

"REAL TIME....

..WEAPON CHANGE"

[JawzPause]

I dont get whats so funny about this... someone care to explain?

[Crazy4krystal]

@JawzPause He said it was based on ACTUAL Japanese history, and as we know, giant enemy crabs don't exist... yet

[JawzPause]

@Crazy4krystal Oh right haha i was just focusing on the "Massive Damage" part

[anongos]

What surprised me is how he said all that without even realizing how absurd it is. Definitely Did Not Do The Research here.

[Timmy2Dents]

First things that come to mind when I think about ancient Japanese history:

*Samurais

*Ninjas

*Emperors

*Geishas

*GIANT ENEMY CRABS

[KeseArcade1p]

"This game has battles that actually took place in Japan"

"Here's a giant enemy crab"

[APERCUPETO]

oh no!!! stop that fuckin' crab!!!! :(

[what0080]

Four tropes, one conference...

"Giant Enemy Crab"

"Real-Time Weapons Change"

"Attack It's Weak Point"

"For Massive Damage"

[Pieracks]

e3 2011

[9972213]

thank god this animals extinct

[Nukillis2]

Deadliest Catch, without the GIANT ENEMY CRABS

[Dr3wspr4y]

Who doesn't remember when japan had to fight off giant enemy crabs?

[theincompetentme]

this game is a giant crap

[saveyourselfagain]

@theincompetentme I believe you mean a giant crab... a Giant Enemy Crab!

[528Pie]

The giant enemy crab is responsible for the PSN outage!

[IndalecioCeleste]

I will use Benkei here to...hhuuughghh...

[bealtespip123]

I got an "F" on my history report. Thanks a lot,Sony!!

[Gellis2009]

Wanted to go to japan but not if theres giant fucking crabs jumping around

[RSXemperor85]

110 people wanna fight giant enemy crabs :(

[azazel166]

@RSXemperor85 Wrong, 110 were killed by Giant Enemy Crabs :P

[niclaz300]

@azazel166 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THIS IS A NEW ONE!! U SO FUNNY AMAGAWD!..

[TheAlienmonkey]

I want this song to be played at my funeral

[JamieMadrox195]

best e3 moment ever. except for maybe 599 us dollars.

[MyScorpion42]

Based on japanese history...

14 seconds later: GIANT ENEMY CRAB.

[Lugmillord]

@MyScorpion42 The GIANT ENEMY CRAP actually took place in ancient Japan!

[lucyferintheskyx]

MASSIVE CRAB

MASSIVE DAMAGE

[headbanger6969]

The Japanese and Giant crab wars were harsh times.

[ynotdrol2]

This was based in real battles?

[langhalsen]

This kills the crab.

[theintangiblefatman]

I can't believe it's been five years.

[MahBoiOrMyBoy]

This game was really boring.

[xretox]

Giant Enemy Crabgot

[Caveboy0]

based on japanese history?

lol

[nujabes7]

lol whats this track? whos it by

[xJayJayGee]

i dont get it

[supermegaguy666]

@xJayJayGee lol not sure if serious...

[rab91787]

i lol'd

[Lexter1104]

In ancient Japan, Giant Enemy Crabs are fought with real-time weapon swap to be able to attack its weakpoint for massive damage.

After defeating them, the Japanese makes sushi out of them and sells it to US for $599

[GhostSnake]

@Lexter1104 Then they go play some Ridge Racer

[conchudo12345]

@GhostSnake RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!

[athomicritics]

@Lexter1104 you forgot that before fighting the giant ennemy crab the japaneses where screaming there famous warcry : RRRRRIDDDDGGGGGGEEEE RRRRRRRAAACCCCCCCEEEEERRRR

[hiphop2813308004]

2.) Quickly attack it's weak point point for massive damage, this kills the crab

[Zombl337]

Giant Enemy Crabs arents real dick

[tbbw]

@Zombl337 Yes they are... $ony says so!

[GuitarLInc0ln]

Playstation Network: Attack it's weak point for massive damage!

[coolawsomewar]

@GuitarLInc0ln I'ma attack your mom for the MASSIVE DAMAGE BITCH!

[Senza32]

This reminds me of  Snake's CRAB BATTLE

[TheCommentGuy8]

What's the name of the song?

[tsukakunzack]

107 people should of flipped over the crab and attacked its weak point for massive damage.

[mrkirios]

craaabbb

[dagrimmreepa]

@mrkirios lol that's from that Asylum movie, isn't it?

[crandallino]

You missed "Real time... weapon change"

[182crazyK]

I turned this tiny friendly lobster onto its legs and hug its armored shell for unimpressive healing.