Star Wars - Fire When Ready

[bandit690]

How man assholes are on that death star anyway?

[Commandingtripod]

Just imagine all of the other planets they blew up instead.

[slaidification]

Hopefully at least one of the beams hit where Jar Jar is living on.

[15theoren]

what episode is this from

[robertwalters]

"This is pointless."

The deathstar is a sphere 8D

[laffytafazzoli]

that's what I'm Tarkin' about!

[weseestars1]

Giggle fit, sweet baby buddha :L

[danieo1210]

looks like 37 of those gunners were trying to hit the like button...

[rukus100821]

35 rich people did'nt have there planet blowen up.

[Razgrize8]

um...fail?

[ki4otoyo]

Darkero made me

[TheOjibway84]

lmfao that is sooo funny

[brokenhalo240]

35 Dislikes?

Who are the morons who have no sense of humor??

[francisraud]

Leia's serene and gloating smile is priceless.. And at 0:24 Vader's body mimic and 'face' expression make him look like a molossus.. A dogue de Bordeaux.. Like he really is tarkin's dog..

[Borg639]

Sir.... we are FACING the wrong way...

[spyfoxguy]

Hhahahah the noisy Vader pacing noises! This is priceless!

[VanBullock]

...no planets were harmed in this video. ;)

[freddyg832002]

oh man that was great!

[lordofthemist]

Haven't laughed this much for moths!!! Thank you! x'D

[Kth77]

Maybe if the Empire's uniform didn't involve sight obscuring helmets for everyone involved with aiming...

[OrangeKyle91]

0:47 Luke: Pointless?

THIS

IS

ALDERAAN!! *blows up Death Star*

[EllenRebecca3]

LMAO SO funny !! X-D

[Branbran899]

I bet Leia's lovin' this!

[ohmygoodurmomisabitc]

owned



[hattrickster33]

"Assuming direct control. I will direct this personally."

[Shoopda7]

major asshole from space balls wow wat a pefect gunner LOL

[recon500]

who was firing major asshole?

[H83tr3d]

Boy , is Tarkin pissed !

[fortknoxguy]

Yep, That was pointless.

[Caveman2041]

The first Death Star only can shoot once every 24 hours. It has to recharge. The second Death Star only takes a few minutes to recharge it's superlaser.

[SecretSpetsnaz]

Imagine their Electricity bill @_@

[KarmaGundam14]

lol first shot misses leias like "bitch what now"

[jediking12]

Leave it to the stormtroopers to shoot the Death Star Cannon

[PezunaProducciones]

I only hope they´ve destroyed Jar Jar Binks.

[sword4005]

vader: right im going to go kill that shity gunner painfuly in front of his friends

[HenrikNeslow]

Poor Tarkin fails at his job.

[MmeLEnfer]

"Enough of this! This is Pointless."

[WPUrchezem]

You may fire when ready,the sight is messed up! fire anyway.*After 40 shots alderaan is still there*.O_O!!!!

Enough of this this is pointless

[Keyes66]

I hope they hit Naboo... the end of ridicules aliens and electable Queens with too much make-up.

[deddodge5]

Try holdin it sideways.

[tigertank557]

why couldnt the laser hit justin bieber

[adamm310]

How can anyone miss a planet?

[luckystrike1]

pretty sure this is fake.

[NobiscumDeus1]

@luckystrike1 You must be related to Sherlock Holmes.

[luckystrike1]

@NobiscumDeus1 why

[NobiscumDeus1]

@luckystrike1 You figure out this is fake, Captain Obvious.

[luckystrike1]

@NobiscumDeus1 Can u please explain to me why you think this is real??? Dumbass

[NobiscumDeus1]

@luckystrike1 Are you absolute retard? I KNOW this is fake, WE KNOW this is fake. It's so fake, it's stupid to point it out. That's why you're related to Sherlock Holmes, and Captain Obvious. Oh! Next time, you should learn how to read, retard.

[luckystrike1]

@NobiscumDeus1 you sir are cleanly the idos, so now your backtracking? Now you say its fake? I WAS THE ONE WHO SAID THAT THIRST! One day you may be able to diferenticat between the real wurld and the fake wurld. IDiot

[luckystrike1]

@NobiscumDeus1 fucin mongky lern to english b4 tryin to pruv stuff dat is fak to no b fak, nob.

[danieo1210]

@luckystrike1 you must be the dumbest guy on the internet. why are you arguing so much? Offcourse this ain't real it's made to be funny, and it is.

[luckystrike1]

@danieo1210 I dun understan u face/

[ViniciusLimaRS]

death star need a upgrade

[HaloModder555]

...but the Death can fire full power only once a day.

[Willandacamera]

@HaloModder555 Oh, come on. Don't mess with the funny.

[HaloModder555]

You can't handle the tru7h!

[TheTenderBear]

Planet Alderaan... IS STILL THERE!!!!

[solodolo1994]

0:34 lmao @ vader pacing

[17Watman]

I forgot the people firing the Death Star are stormtroopers! LOL

[JuliettaStarfly]

"Enough of this....this is pointless." This clip has made my day.....

[121Swaleskid]

0:41, hes not happy =P

[markyturner]

Hilarious work - all of it!

[urantiruslan]

stormtroopers cant aim not even the gunner can aim

[JuliettaStarfly]

You may fire when ready............

[JuliettaStarfly]

SWEET I LOVE IT I HATED ALDERAAN GETTING DESTROYED YOU ARE MY FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDrPepper47]

lol he said "effuctive" 0:02 o_o

[Raiiner55]

LOL

[Artan9000]

A fitting song to add would be the jeopardy theme song.

[maninthemirrortable]

I didn't know the Death Star had automatic

must've been an upgrade

[Legoghost14]

Vader at 0:35 through 0:38

I find the aim of the gunners disturbing.

[JuliettaStarfly]

@Legoghost14 Oh sooooooooooo funny!

[JuliettaStarfly]

@Legoghost14 Oh no oh no lol.......

[Apmongoman]

@Legoghost14 You can see david prowse's eye when you do that.

[jcdrillrock]

ROFLMAO!!!! That was AWESOME!

[telltalemse]

@Fireflly47 ahhahah 

[nightwishfan1991]

Garrus needs more time with calibrations :)

[nightwishfan1991]

Mabye the deathstar should have spent a little more time in testing.

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[Tuckerscreator]

You should have made it so that the final shot reflects and destroys the Death Star! Still, I couldn't stop laughing.

[DarthStarscream1138]

Probarly a Stormtrooper was aiming at the planet. :P

[Borg639]

16 people in there ships got hit by the ongoing laser shots from the death star! LOL

[datruthseeka]

lol

[glennjridge]

you should have had the sound of equipment breaking down

[Idude893]

They built a gigantic planet destroying laser but they hired near-sighted stormtroopers to operate it.

[NoLeafClover851]

LOL. vader pacing was the best.

[zx6rtt]

CONTINUE WITH THE OPERATION, YOU MAY FIII WHEN READY

[bartholomewfargo]

This is one of the funniest goddamn things I've seen. Bravo.

[sithmaster4305]

and so half the galaxcy was destoryed some thousand years later

[supremeobliterator]

This is great ! All your stuff is great !!!

[EmpireLS56KW]

LMAO there laser targeting needs realigning! LOL

[johnalang]

The Death Star has the same aiming mechanism as the Stormtroopers!

[quinnofearth]

well if the deathstar shoots as accurately as imperial stormtroopers thats actually what would happen

[Drew47AT]

327 Likes. Hm.... I wonder where I've heard the number before. Must be a recuring number in George Lucas' movie.

[DemoraX]

on the side of the deathstar it reads "Made in America" :D

/flame on!

[RDNKThrasher]

Vaders death star has CHS syndrome.

[raddaradda01]

And so Ended the Death Star's reign for they had run out of energy cells to power the Star cannon In order to destroy other planets. BUT they destroyed the random moons on the bright side!

[DukeofSahara]

no wounder its all made in japan.

[CrazyIvan316]

I guess the maintenance crew didn't get the memo to calibrate the deathstar's aiming capabilities XD

[rat4cooler]

Must be Greedo's cousin working down there in the gunnery room...

[doomdoomdoo]

man, this is the third boxer ive peed in...ur vids are too funny!!!!

[omega1123]

Hmm must have been stormtroopers runing the targeting arrays. I mean their aim is infamously joked about being bad but SHEESH! XD

[RadarKat73080]

Inside the George W Bush Whitehouse!

[NonstopRam]

No need to blow up the death star, can't even hit the broad side of the planet

[missingno15]

LOL

I can imagine the emperor trolling him and be like "i can feel your annngerrrr ......lollololol"

[SolDiosOrbit]

@missingno15 LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO

[dixonmixin10]

Wow, apparently the gunners aren't very accurate XD

[electricmaster23]

Pew Pew Pew!

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

[shrewdoperator]

mmBBBBBBEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW­W

[elstormo]

They missed the planet of Alderaan, but they actually managed to hit Jek Porkins. Hmmmm...

[armystrong8808]

@elstormo

well, you know... he is bigger than alderaan...

[elstormo]

@armystrong8808 True, Alderaan hasn't been eating fried chicken for its entire life.

[MunchingPotatoes]

@elstormo Well, he wasn't called PORKins for no reason.

[NinjatoBlade]

@elstormo They shoulda added that to the end lol.

[00bean00]

This is great, though. Hey, speaking of which, is there an "Alderaan shoots first" video? Time to find out.

[kuribayashi84]

The Grand Moff is not amused.

[NolanRogers2]

Do these Empire guys work for Obama or something?

[71ravn]

LOL -- NOBODY in the Empire can aim for shit!

[QwertyYuk]

haha

[mrman949]

Lol stay alive aldaran

[dwibs93]

was what going on in the minds of those people?

[FangnclawXD]

lol now thaz just sad

[dbrandinni]

LOL

[mrdbznarutofan1]

Vader"y the heck were u missing all those times, there is no excuse for that"

soldier:"a stormtrooper was the gunner"

vader: o that was stupid, what was jar jar binks the designer of the death star.

soldier:yes,sry we r on a budget.

[SamuelMT08]

if anything this shows how editing plays a large role in filmmaking.

[AlexMcPwnr]

Sad thing.. they probably destroyed 35 other planets o_O

[Seikigahara]

@AlexMcPwnr and they missed earth....shocking o.o

[TalonMercenary]

hahaha this is actually really funny

[nerdykid1001]

were they the same assholes in spaceballs? "Keep firing ASSHOLES"

[uSucKBal]

U may fart when ready XD

[finchi06]

"This is why you fail."

[sp4c3m0nk3ygl33k]

Editing makes all the difference...

[Agent1W]

What if the Force is at work here? Like some powerful Jedi dude is misdirecting the turbolaser shots or w/e.

[boojwahz]

wow, i didnt realize motti was seen again after his run in with vader earlier in the movie.

[MysterySparkStudios]

lol you chose the expressions so well especially when leia looks smug:) and tarkin looks pissed

[Makkymc]

they would have to get the deathstar right next to the planet at point blank range just to get one shot in

[spacecowboy5000]

Grand Moff Tarkin looks really pissed.

[Mesina2]

Alderan got lucky.

[HazMatMedia]

"Who made that man a gunner?!"

"I did sir, he's my cousin."

"Who's that guy?"

"He's an asshole sir, Major Asshole."

"And the other guy?"

"Gunner's mate 1st Class Phillip T. Asshole."

"How many assholes we got on this ship anyway?"

"YO!!!"

"Huh. KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!!!"

[Armatige]

Oh I am so glad you went there :D

[Gaaraissomineforever]

@HazMatMedia yeah, spaceballs

[thatkush313]

@HazMatMedia lol wtf was that

[thatkush313]

@HazMatMedia oh yes, i'm now realizing i'm very dumb.

[DualFrodo]

@HazMatMedia SPACEBALLS

[anzin74]

@HazMatMedia SPACEBALLS!

[1poptart36]

@HazMatMedia spaceballs?

[cowboyrich6]

@HazMatMedia GREAT! I'm surrounded by ASSHOLES!

[vequense]

@HazMatMedia hahaaaaa space balls

[mortgagemessiah]

They have Gary The Cylon at the controls.

[Erril13]

Even the Death Star has Stormtrooper syndrome. XD

[catarata1]

Hello Sir eh...this is the machine room...ehh...is the gun controler boy you know, he is a new hire so... give us just one minute ok ^_^

[SalvationOfDarkness]

vader in anger at :25 "WHAT....THE FUCK?"

[Wabitfan]

"sorry sir, were facing the wrong way"

[dooshwithbangs]

maybe they should use a targeting computer

[1000FeatheredOwl]

what if the last shot "blew up the death star"

[TheDemonHunter77]

Sorry Sir...Doing my best!

Who made that man a gunner????

You did sir...

[GreatFox42]

Oy, Cap'n! Ah tink dere's somethin' wrong wit da targeting system!

[granny4gold]

I get it, that's funny shit.

[MyFoodIsBad]

I can understand missing a foot soldier or a space ship, but a FUCKING PLANET? Man stormtroopers are worse shots than I thought

[Nash19895]

I think that it is better that you can't see the lazers around the planet... it makes you think that they are shooting in everyway But the planet. BRAVO!!!

[souljaboyarbitera19]

wow i found this video from AttackOfTheShow

[pyrolord1989]

would have been better if it showed the lasers missing the planet

[witchhunt91]

lmao the empire sux balls at shooting!!!

[WestSideNova]

hahahaha darth vader dark side wers thin ha

[NBMGamer]

vader probably choked everyone in the deathstar after that.

[Fuzzywuzzy1997]

@NBMGamer wow nick. lol

[xxdamnitxx1]

haha! lol thats so funny

[deject]

hahahaha I love it!

[easyasain]

OMG AOTS!!!

[joeylodes]

vader pacing ! haha!

[pcgamerxp]

I saw it from AOTS, too!!

[Aurailious]

AOTS

AOTS

AOTS

AOTS

[shiversnake5]

0:20

She's all smiling. xD

[ScorchConch]

Look like Vader is gonna have to choke a bitch!

HaHaHa

[VengefulCanadian]

Bail and Alderan live!

[vfwing]

Brilliant... even if I should be proclaiming AOTS!!!

[theatre4nothing]

hey wat video was number 5

[halocoman900x]

a dog humping a passed out drunk guy

[HardCoreGameLover]

AOTS!

[thadioustackbar]

!!!!!TSOA

[angeldestroy1]

rofl, great vid, congrats on being on aots...again!

[jganer]

ATOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!