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  • I can't stand this fucking douche bag. Just when you thought nobody could be as annoying and less talented than Jay Leno along comes this stooge. I don't find his bashing of religions to be humorous at all, he almost exudes an underlying anger, hard to be funny while seething with rage. His lisp is the equivalent to nails on a chalkboard. Guy is a fucking mess.

  • where is my halo? i seem to have lost it.

  • Those who do not believe in the lord will be sent to hell for all of eternity to burn and be tourtured with the other non believers. BUT he loves you.

    LOL

  • Because it never will happen maybe.

    Mankind has just arrived on the planet, and suddenly the world is going to end, after existing for 4,5 billion years.

  • @bif0978 Wooot the true???? lol Pfffff

  • I dont know why this is funny

    hahahaha

  • This bullshit that false prophets make, makes the bible look bad to non believers and wants them to not believe the truth anymore.

  • the word Rapture is not in the bible...Rapture is a theory and not biblical...as you can see God is against that doctrine! made up by a women in the 1800s,she was in a mental hospital when she seen this vision....those that teach it God is against you!

  • prophesy against the prophets of Israel that prophesy, and say thou unto them that prophesy out of their own hearts, Hear ye the word of the LORD;

    Thus saith the Lord GOD; Woe unto the foolish prophets, that follow their own spirit, and have seen nothing! Wherefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I am against your pillows, wherewith ye there hunt the souls to make them fly, and I will tear them from your arms, and will let the souls go, even the souls that ye hunt to make them fly.

  • @MacShimmie  It's still in 2011 5 months from May 21st

  • any one want a boat i bought one

  • it's already may 23rd in east asia... 

  • Heres another reason-- it's the 22nd.

  • omg this guy's prediction came true!!!! the world didn't end!! :O :P

  • OK GOOD POINT, THATS WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS SO WHY DO PPL SAY DIFERENTLY, WOW, ITS LIKE WE R TELLING GOD WHAT TO DO. LETS PRAY FOR THEM.

  • The end times are here are you god

  • Harold SCAMping - ExCuSe Me - Don't drink the KooL-Aid...

  • it's weird hearing laugh tracks

  • ok 8 mins to go, NOTHING WILL HAPPen thumbs up if u agree

  • im alive..

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  • Not a smart idea to laugh at God.... i dont like his mocking tone.

  • HAROLD CAMPING = FALSE PROPHET!!

    He's not even a Christian. He's delusional.

    "If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the LORD does not take place or come true, that is a message the LORD has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously. Do not be afraid of him." (Deuteronomy 18:22)

    "But a prophet who presumes to speak in My name anything I have not commanded him to say, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, must be put to death." (Deuteronomy 18:20)

  • Its May 21 2011, camping is a false prophet who has his part in the lake of fire, who needs to heed to Jesus words.

  • in new zealand, ausrtalia, and the pacific islands it is May 22, 2011 and nothing has happened.

  • @assassinPunch15 yea i belive you and like i said the grandpa is watchin to many movies.... otherwise it would have been storms, earthquakes, tornados, tsunami like standin more then 2hours now...it would messed up half of the world....seriously grandpa has eaten to many pills and watchin to many tv.... nothin but retirement home for him

  • lmao God doesn't love spoilers xD

  • me: hey mom what does rapture mean

    mom: you'll find out in 4 hours

    hahaahaha gotta lov my mom

  • @assassinPunch15 i think he said 6pm USA... and that means midnight in Europe.... time zone are different but still i don't belive such thing... grandpa watches to much television

  • woah woah you time traveler you!

  • he was correct but dam i hate the fake laugh, its so anoying

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  • @ShanesAutos because its 23rd of march it was uploaded you retard

  • WHAT TIME IN EUROPE LOL :D

  • I woke up this morning and forgot that today was supposed to be the "rapture", not that I believed it anyway. This guy is 89 years old! He's probably senile and suffering from dementia. Anyone who took him seriously, who was looking forward to the end of the world, must have hated their lives anyway.

  • LMFAO!!!@THIS 

  • GOD doesn't like spoilers. (Y)

  • 5pm CST

  • god+media+christians+=lies

  • its 7:00pm in new zealand and i cant get into harold camping's website familyvideo,(com)

  • I Couldn't Stop Laughing My Ass Off......Oooops, Where Did Everybody Go?

  • Matthew 24:36 No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

  • @RobkillYoung21 You're Right On, I Guess a Lot of People Miss That Part of the Bible.

  • hi .........im alive.

  • May 21st

    Me:LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • lol im still here

  • my family is half jedi half christian holidays are tough at my house lol XD

  • @211Bm He is bringing comedy into religion

  • PPFFFTT AHAHAHAHA

  • @StepheyisBORED dont worry, this crap isn't going to happen anyways xD

    GL with ur best friend!

  • @ALEZTHEGREAT the christians are going to heaven and god is going to apparently destroy earth. But either way I don't believe in this shit ^__^

  • wait, how can they give us time and date? may 21 2011 6pm, NEW ZEALAND is 16 hours ahead of us, so May 21, 6pm for USA is May 22, 10am in NEW ZEALAND. And in Hawaii is totally deferent date and time. so it kind of doesn't make sense........

  • I LOVE this!!! Clearly if you haven't read the Bible thoroughly, mainly the New Testament where Matthew is, than you are bound to be misinformed as Camping was..

  • wait, how can they give us time and date? may 21 2011 6pm, NEW ZEALAND is 16 hours ahead of us, so May 21, 6pm for USA is May 22, 10am in NEW ZEALAND. And in Hawaii is totally deferent date and time. so it kind of doesn't make sense........

  • He is MOCKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SHIT I need To Start Collecting Bottle Caps

  • @skate2freak898 Move into a vault while you are collecting those.

  • So the suppose to be the end of the world is tommorow

    If it dosn't come tommorow at 6:00- sunday 12:00 I'm going to throw a party

    you would think that the christians who believe that the end of the world is tommorow would know that only god can predict the end of the world

  • Made me laugh ty been so stressed bot this day i needed that laugh

  • "Alezthegreat" is stupid. Christians don't die in a rapture.

    Either way, May 21st is just some bullshit that some cult made up. Watch it not happen.

  • i like this 

  • OH its just the christains rapture ok they all die i wont since i dont believe in al that crap

  • Lol this is great

  • can i tell u something people.. GOD DIDNT TELL US THE DAY WE DIE IN FOR A REASON.. imagine. ur living and u KNOW when u will die in like 4 years...so imagine u get a job ud think.. meh whats the point!?!? i die soon anyway it will ruin ur life. IF GOD DOESNT WANT US TO KNOW THE HOUR . WE WONT KNOW THE HOUR.

  • "Rapture" will never happan

  • Harold Cambing = con artist

    

    Believers = marks

    May 21st, 2011 = phony Rapture = religious propaganda

    October 21st, 2011 = phony Judgment Day = religious propaganda

  • @rookermann October 21st is my b-day! :P

  • @rookermann i agree so much

  • @rookermann October 25= battlefield 3

  • Everybody spend your money!!!! We need it economically this Camper dude is an economical genius lol smh

  • I didnt find out til today and im sick so i cant tell my bestfriend (A girl who i like) how i really feel about her

  • No one knows the day, the hour or the minute when the son of God shall come. He will come like a thieve in the night.

  • @TakingShapeCreations you just totally took 3 paragraphs and put them together.  And left out a sentence or two.

  • ahahahahahahahha XD

  • The sad thing is our children see these billboards and it frightens them, I showed my daughter this video just to reassure her. So many times in my life the world was suppose to end! shame on the man who started all of this, only the great lord above knows when its time!

  • @shannonm1 harold camping is now worth 40 million dollars because of this too. if the end is on saturday why doesnt he give all that to third world countries to enjoy their final week?

  • @shannonm1 Thank you so much for leaving this comment and reminding us that this stuff is harmful. The church should've done a lot more to silence this false prophet and propagator of fear.

  • Like he said only god knows!! So everything you read is incorrect! They said the world will end in 2001 your still here and then again in 2006 oh wait your still here quit believing in nonsense no one knows when it will happen for all you know it could of happened a month ago!

  • well if camping is right at least no-one will go to hell. camping teaches annihilationism, meaning god destroys the wicked rather than punishes them in hades.

  • @rocksoliddude1: But annihilationism is NOT in the bible. Hell is though.

  • @Eternalsummersong so what planet is camping on them?

  • Yeah Harold Camping is a liar, he needs to realize that the bible doesn't mention any of that shit either.

  • but what if some people are Jedi?

  • Did anyone see a picture of the controversial billboard that was recently put up near Family Radio's headquarters that directly challenges them about May 21? Search for 0Y14YxNhj40 in YouTube to see a video about it.

  • this is no laughing matter. The end of days is very serious. If you are not saved, or don't know Jesus, it's time you do so before it's too late!

    Since we don't know the day or hour, we may not even have another hour? So it's nothing to joke about!!!

  • @jarlifter25 Religion is a joke as such so I can't see why I shouldn't laugh....

  • @AlexLeSmu

    the only thing I can say to you is, I pray for you! You don't know what you are missing out on, by not knowing Jesus, and thinking religion is a joke. But the choice is yours. God gives us all the chance to accept Jesus as our personal savior.

  • @jarlifter25 I know what I supposedly "missing out on" - irrationality. There is absolutely no proof that any god or deity exists! And believing that praying to a jewish carpenter who was executed as a criminal 2000 years ago helps in any of your problems doesn't seem to be a very rational decision as well. Thinking and reasoning about my problems has helped me most of the time, while as talking to an imaginary friend in the clouds does not seem to be that helpful....

  • hey hey hey since you believers think you will die , you might as well gimmie your money. its useless in heaven. Hit me up :)

  • @Giokay1234

    the money will be useless too. Read Revelation

  • Is this guy for real???

  • On May 22nd everyone will convert religion to something less christian, expect it and don't be surprised!

    I'm reccomending Jedi =]

  • Vince Vaughn?

  • They are of the world: therefore speak they of the world, and the world heareth them. We are of God: he that knoweth God heareth us; he that is not of God heareth not us. Hereby know we THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH, and THE SPIRIT OF ERROR. I john 4:5

    In my opinion, May 21st Judgrment day is a error.

    and of course there is Mat 24:36. So no human or non-human knows, except the Father.

  • your right!

    and its funny . . .

    

  • CAN'T... STAND... LAUGH TRACKS!

  • i think it was a preacher on a radio station that said the end is on may 21.  a friend of mine told me this yesterday. HAH! i wanna get the number for that station, if they take calls, and on may 22 say "hey buddy, why am i not dead?..oh thats right.....BECAUSE THE WORLD AIN'T OVER YET!!"

  • THANK YOU! This video is so true! I'm a Christian and I don't believe any of the "end of the world" predictions. Because, just as the Bible verse says, noone knows the end...not even Jesus. And I got a good laugh out of this video :)

  • Im a christian, and I thought this was way to funny enjoyed a good laugh and I don't believe in may 21, 2011. But i do believe Jesus will return!

  • @wildwilly2011 Well said. Ditto.

  • @jhonyjaba It was a joke hombre. Chuckle Chuckle.

  • Haha thats so true

  • Mark 13:32

    "But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. "

    I believe the Word of God so you don't know, I don't know, the angels don't know, and even Jesus, when He spoke those words, didn't know when the rapture would occur so see you May 22, 2011!

    But maybe people will change their prediction to the other popular date, December 21, 2012 so, if that is the case, then I see you on December 22, 2012!

  • This "prophecy" is based on an invented chronology that dates Noah's flood to 4990 BCE and an overextrapolation of a Biblical figure of speech called "simile". According to both Jewish and Christian scholarship the creation of Adam occurred AROUND 4004 BCE (240 1/2 years were removed from the year from creation calculations by the rabbis during the time of Bar Kokvah). Noah's flood was APPROXIMATELY 1656 years after Adam's creation (2348 BCE) - NOT 986 years before Adam...

  • @MichaelJonahRood There has never been a flood nor has there been an Adam in the first place. Believing in Adam & Eve is the same as believing that the world will end any time soon.

  • He actually said Jesus is not the son of God!!!

  • WoW!! If only I could get this kind of marketing for my fantasy novel...I'd be the shit ...hahahah

  • it's my birthday just a couple of days before that may 19th i'll be 20 WOOHOO!! I MADE IT TO ADULT HOOD!!!

  • @jhonyjaba Yeah... Adulthood is 18, not 20 ;)

  • @Yror84 i bpersonally believe that this is a mere socalist debate, is it adulthood at a teen number? or does the leaving of teens signify a a forcive feeliing the need to grow up and just accept what you have become and not forget your times as a child but embrace them

  • @jhonyjaba You still cant buy beer, unless you live in Europe then never mind.

  • how is the bible holy when there are soo many different versions?

  • @thepakibye because of the different belive systems its easy to say jesus meant this or god meant that, but when so many people read the words differently it's forced to under go revision, so people can't clamber at churches on a sunday service and say YOU SIR ARE WRONG HE MEANT THIS NOT THAt! religion in it'self is a small idea being giving to mass of people who love nothing more than to create conflict with other said believers for clash of intnet

  • Is that an electronic laugh-track? Anyway, yes there are Christians out there (I am one of them) who do not believe Harold Camping's nonsense. In fact, as the prophecy actually goes, people will be asking Christians, "So where's the Lord? Everything is the same as it's always been." So much for Harold Camping. So much for television mockery of something that will happen, whether people believe it or not.

  • @ratdancefever3000 no, he tapes the show infront of a live audience.

  • "We must conclude that the return of Christ will not be 2011 A.D". 1994? page 495 <- So wait, if you believe Harold Camping, you can't believe Harold Camping!

  • Jesus knew more about God, his plan, etc etc and He said no man knows the day or the hour accept my Father who is in heaven. Yet there are those who believe they can answer what Jesus himself could not. I believe this is the devil having people put faith in a date so that when it does not come to pass these believers will lose faith and fall away. He said be patient for he comes as a thief in the night and as a flash of lightning.

  • It's strange to hear scriptures recited with a laugh track or studio audience in the background, but the guy does make a point. Jesus is quoted in scripture saying he doesn't know the day or hour, or anyone else. Only God the Father. So, if some people believe this May 21 thing, that's their choice, but it contradicts scripture. It will be interesting to say the least to hear all the responses in less than 5 weeks.

  • When they wake up ob 5-22-2011...they will say woops we did it again ..then someone will say there was a clerical error and reset the clock for a new date . then one day while minding there own business WHAM ! they get hit by an ice cream truck while crossing the road in the north pole !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • These people have been warned big time and God is not playing games not talking out of two sides of His mouth. God has always warned His people of coming judgment and the unbelievers have perished. Just like in Noah's Day. Christ is God and God knows perfectly well when He will return and has let all the true believer's know from the Bible when He will return.

  • This proves that CBC owned Family Radio!

  • Oh man, this guy will be in big trouble by the believers! But I'm not sure if I should believe that the world will end on May 21st, 2011. I don't think it's certain.

  • What an idiot !!! Its not funny and I believe it will happen on may 21 2011. I feel sorry for people like him , hopefully god will forgive him

  • @piotrziec

    Mark 13:32

    "But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father. "

    I believe the Word of God so you don't know, I don't know, the angels don't know, and even Jesus, when He spoke those words, didn't know when the rapture would occur so see you May 22, 2011!

  • In a way, I kind of feel sorry for Harold Camping, I mean if he truly does believe that the world is going to end on May 21st, then he must be a little bit mad, but then again, I find it a bit odd that he's asked people for donations to go around America to warn people about the so called rapture, I mean that kind of makes me think he might be a scammer. Who knows, who cares lol

  • :(

  • Where does Mr. Camping get the idea that there will be a five month judgement? The same place where he got the 23 year tribulation? Now, I'm a layperson. I UNFORTUNATELY don't study the Bible on a regular basis. But you seem to have a decent grasp of the material. Could you explain these things?

  • THIS MAN LIKE SO MANY OTHERS, LUCKS UNDERSTANDING OF SCRIPTURE!!

  • @PATTI1979R

    Don't see how he is mocking God... he is mocking those who mock the words of Jesus himself who said, "No one knows the hour..."

  • @MacShimmie true the Lord said "the coming of the son of man will be like that of a thief" no one knows when it will happen, so yea those people that think that they can calculate the date, even though the Lord said no one can know other than the Father, are simply stupid sinners

  • @PATTI1979R We must remember that in the days of Noah, the people were making fun and joking and what happened? The flood came and destroyed them. Today it is the same thing, however this time God in allhis anger will destroy the world by fire and won't have anymore mercy on the people of this earth come May 21, 2011. If Christ is coming like a thief is has warned us that he is coming as such. Why wouldnt we be ready? There are many Bible verses that prove that we are living in the end times.

  • @diiva4realz Yes many verses prove that we are living in the end times, but not one verse prove that May.21.2011 is judgment day. NOT ONE. Nothing is going to happen on May.21.2011. Harold Camping is deceived and lying.

  • @PATTI1979R

    Say that on May 22nd

    ps: don't reply to me untill May 22nd OK Idiot

  • Proverbs 1:22-26 How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge? Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you. Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded; But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

  • MAN doesn't reveals=The LORD GOD Reveals:Amos 3:7 Surely the Lord GOD will do nothing, but he revealeth his secret unto his servants the prophets. Eccl 8: 5 Whoso keepeth the commandment shall feel no evil thing: and a wise man’s heart discerneth both time and judgment."Blow ye the trumpet in Zion, and sound an alarm in my holy mountain: let all the inhabitants of the land tremble: for the day of the LORD cometh, for it is nigh at hand;." (Joel 2:1) May 21, 2011 Judgment Day! wwwFamilyRadioCom

  • Only The Holy Spirit can open the 'spiritual eyes & ears' of the 'ELECT' of God that Jesus paid the ransom for their sins before the foundation of the world~! Personally I or no other human can convince anyone of Truth & that is NOT our JOB ~ that J.O.B. belongs to The Holy Spirit~! My suggestion is do some deep down soul-searching & PRAY for wisdom from Holy God & STUDY your Bible & the links to Bible helps all over the internet.. Your ETERNAL spiritual life hinges on your decision by May21st

  • Well put.

  • @CNetherny Yes he does remind me of Cain.

  • Thank you! NOBODY WILL KNOW WHEN THE RAPTURE WILL HAPPEN!!

    The Bible even sais it!! May 21, 2011 is the day I graduate from college in fact. I will wake up oon May 22nd, 2011 and say "EPIC FAIL!"

  • @Squall992005 May 21 isn't the rapture! your right. but that doesn't mean you'll wake up the 22nd hahaha

  • @Squall992005 I will have a hangover May 22nd, and before I drive back home, I will look into the sky and say "EPIC FAIL!"

  • @Squall992005 what callege do u go to :)

  • @Squall992005

    If I were you, I would just go streaking around the street on may 22!!!

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  • @rookermann

    Yeah, good point. I am a Christian and I do believe in the Bible, but everything that Harold Camping is preaching completely contradicts it. He chooses to change the King James Version Bible at will to make it more accurate to the original manuscripts, even though no one alive has ever seen the originals and they have been lost for thousands of years, because over time, the church as well as constantine omitted certain passages.

  • @jreily88 All religions are fanciful with beliefs place in factual historical settings (like glurge stories).

  • @rookermann

    Okay, now you're crossing the line. I don't need you to bash my regligious beliefs or anyone else's.

  • @jreily88 Just telling the truth: religious beliefs are illogical.

  • @rookermann

    Also, according to the Bible, there is a period of 1000 years after Armageddon before the actually Judgement Day.

  • @jreily88 Armageddon + Judgement Day = man-made invented concepts derived by Hellenes.

  • @Squall992005 Hey Squall, I graduate on the 21st from college too! :D

  • Harold Camping thinks the world started in 11013 B.C., even though it's billions of years old.

  • I don't believe date setters.

  • @smurfboywv Nor do I.

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