Game Fails: Skyrim "TIL Nords and Turtles share a common ancestor"

[dannie12373]

fuck logic im a turtle!

[soundgravity]

Wait...what happens next?

[Ezio9heAssassin]

IN THEIR TOUNGE, HE IS TORTOISEKIIN, TURTLEBORN!

[TheFearlessbro]

this reminds me of when people used third person to realize gordon freeman was a ghost weird looking dude with no model

[megaskyrimplayer]

23 bounces

[Dragonpit]

That's one messed-up bone structure.

[FUSRODAHvokin]

argonian + kajhit = argoNYAN CAT

[101Aperture]

for some reason youtube just told me to turn off auto-play i have to like the video LOL

[DeluxeACe19]

you know he could just pull his head back in his shell to prevent decapitation

[t1997m]

look mam !!!

no hands !!!

[DaSalvationNL]

How did you get in third person mode in this part, that is impossible

[silentkiller102]

@DaSalvationNL PC mod, obviously.

[anejad3000]

now, all he needs to do is retract his head at the right time to avoid being beheaded.

[983steelers3]

the derp is strong with this one

[IamJBUSCUS]

there is one the fear most turtle born huuuuuh (turtle noise)

[SKUD00SH]

This is terrifying.

[ContradictoryNature]

That is the most horrific thing I've seen.

[HonaBadgaProductions]

Psht...Hadvar, it's not a "who" its a "WHAT THE FUCK"

[FreakinThunderPony]

Walkin to execution like a boss

[0Ryuxxx]

0:37 the guy : am gona die :( atleast i ll troll them befor diyng

*SLIDING WALK TO EXUCUTION* wohou

[micropod]

he's a transformer!

[ranger0810]

lol -about to get executed- -pulls head back into turtle shell before blade cuts-

*troll face*

exectutioner: FFFFFFUUUUUUU



[vergilthefallen9]

@ranger0810 exectutioner curb stomps shell and breaks it. stomps again and makes pudding.

Close enough

[MiZzLe416]

Turvahkiin...



[HuntersFan]

I can see I'm not the only one having framerate problems while capturing games.

[rorozollo]

instead of who are you? He should have said what the fuck are you?

[COLLATER4L]

he just became a lot easier to decapitate

[LeandroO182]

So that's why the dragon saves him! Reptiles help each other...

[dudewalter13]

to bad he cant do the turtle thing with his head as its about to be chopped off.

[ViperXLS]

waaaaah! your bindings mean nothing to me... "CUT!"... sorry, sorry thought i would addlib there can we do that again?

[TimmyGdaman]

skyrims engine was not built to handle scripted events.... :O

[BikerboyAJC]

@TimmyGdaman no, normally you can't be in third person in this scene... so no player animation.

[gh0stassassin6]

i bet he's turtley enough for the turtle club.

[IlBarbiter]

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow in the shell

[slus90]

That'll come in handy when the axe comes down on his head.

[femstora]

so thats wyh they lock you in first person

[JohnandAaron1]

KILL IT KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[jwnlink1]

I'm going to hide in my shell now. XD

[upstarisorchid4]

he is the world's coolest turtle

[hr2damax]

A glitch in Skyrim? IMPOSSIBRU!

[EclipsingMomentum]

@hr2damax Hapan is not amused!

[lokeet]

this is why you are locked into first person while you are cuffed, so this video is pretty staged

[UnNuclear]

If he could tuck his head in then he wouldn't have to worry about the headsman.

[Chipjiggins]

Need some fire fucking pronto.

[gamehead91]

Ewww

[dominicubano305]

WTF?? LOL



[sls907]

he was just cold so he put his arms in...

[Nerevarineownsyou]

Who else thought of the Masters of Disguise?

[punkmanification]

God i am going to have nightmares of this.

[Xaphnir]

That's some terrible fps. Someone needs a new computer.

[GrandMrBoss]

Tanooki Nord

[FunnyOrSum1n]

@GrandMrBoss Fuck you. How could you say that? Asshole.

[rickman1945]

"What did the Robot say to the centipede? Stop Being a centipede!!"

"Hehehe, thats funny cus, the robot ... ain't go no arms."

[Mr4YOUR]

I'll tell you, i'll tell you, the turtleborn comes...

[KZ2killer]

I'll tell you who he is. He's an alien from a far off world.

[zZSteveQAZz]

So long time ago the CUBE of Transformers was There... Great.!

[ko99rea]

who... are you?? D:

[TheCode657]

@Cakeosity dont sign your name we can see it down the bottom

[EnragedPorkchop]

Those Imperials better learn to tie people up better... "Your hands are bound" my ass.

[leftysasquatch]

this is why you dont play games on a pc

[OtakuMast3r]

@leftysasquatch ps3 version is way more glitchy, just so you know :)

[zanderbal]

I'm cold!!

[haosblade]

Turtle time!

[1LostMy0therAccount]

Lol

[Jamhatproductions]

Retractable arms, worst super power ever

[AuronVincent]

Looks like he's been ... DISARMED

[chirp][chirp]

Nappa: I get it

[Skullboarder113]

@AuronVincent SHUT UP NAPPA!!!

[OpticRapt0r]

how'd he get into third person? O.o

[RJLugo95]

Nordobots, roll out!

[LewisB776]

His name is 'ArmKiin'; TURTLE BORN!

[pkf0rtzh4arutube]

Just found out about this channel, does roosterteeth have more channels then this? :D

[PMW3]

Teenage mutant ninja nords

[FrostyFin]

I love it how he was unbinded for a while and he didn't do anything. Silly dovahkiin.

[1pure0water0my0ass1]

Finally a pc gamer found the enablepccontrols command

[TheCCrunner98]

This scene wasn't meant to be played in third person

[buzzmaster3D]

is this guy the brother of the soldier in battlefield 3 beta when you prone

[Wintus2000]

@buzzmaster3D probably

[culturesnharmony]

He's a transformer!

[jakewalker1999]

he feels uncertin so he hugs himself

[LewisIsFail1]

WTF?

[beatlerocker99]

o_0

[Ninjapcx]

what a fail his head isn't going in and out as usual

[anandereiraj4]

@Ninjapcx Head isnt going in and out as usual ? Heh heh...

[Hartjesz]

Don't think you are suppose to be able to have a 3rd person view BEFORE you create your character lol.. Think this is why the glitch occurred

[cthatshit]

wtf did I just watch

[natetechrock]

Teenage mutant ninja nords

[jedijim1127]

Of course that happens your not supposed to be able to do 3rd person in that scene

[chrisbdye]

tis but a scratch

[Rosieon]

That is some scary shit lol

[salvi016]

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[nikoletina1994]

Hands, Detract! Hands, Extract!

[Aspire198]

Haxxx!!! ( console commands)

[UndeadKIRA]

he used console commands for that

[Kowadelko]

THIS IS THE SAME PLACE WHEN THE HORSES DANCED DUPSTEP

[RautjarviProductions]

ET phone home....

[ZombieGuys4]

Retractable arms for the win!!!

[12431265]

@B3NH0LD3N Console commands my friend one of them lets you control your character during cutscenes so he could go into 3rd person view

[Mudboy1337]

Go go gadget?

[WalkthroughMLG]

Am i not turtely enough for the turtle club?

[B3NH0LD3N]

There's some form of shenanigans involved here because you can't go into 3rd person until you go in the keep with either the stormcloak guy or the imperial guy

[nahing]

@B3NH0LD3N That's the point of the video..?

[WhiteCookieStudios]

@B3NH0LD3N that's what PC games are for, my friend.

[devileye90]

"grandpa taught me to stuff my hands like this to avoid then touching the wrong things while walking" ^^

[xXDewey16Xx]

@Tetherwing LOL hahaha too true or maybe its because you cant see your character before you customise him/her but your ideas better

[doggod106]

@xXDewey16Xx "Maybe its because you cant see your character before you customise him/her" no it is certainly that they can't predict who you are going to be it would look strange to go from nord to argonian.

[aycyyy]

@doggod106 thats after u customize ur guy

[doggod106]

@aycyyy That comment makes no sense under this context.

[razorblade53]

I like turtles!

[MartiansfromUranus]

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to be able to go third person in that cutscene.

[magickage]

@MartiansfromUranus Not without a mod.

[AutoPsychotic]

Please, just chop its head off and put it out of its misery already!

[xXDewey16Xx]

you cant go 3rd person in the intro that must be a mod or something because you cant see your character until the first scene and you try escape

[Tetherwing]

@xXDewey16Xx I'm guessing this is the reason, right here. "Crap, we forgot the arm animations for the character don't work in the prologue!" "First person this bitch!"

[imranmarshall11]

Chair mode activated, "BOOP"

[kittyrolls]

"Hero(es) in a half-shell."

[gambolingman]

ZOIDBERG!

What did you do to my Nord?!!!

WhoopWhoopWhoop Whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop...

[kingofshitland]

just before his head is going to be chopped of he probably retracts his head into his shell

[Jammers1Hammers]

@kingofshitland holy crap enough likes???

[inuasha1142]

he sure is giving himself a BIG HUG

[druidenis]

did anybody notice his hands were not tied together anymore?

[WatcherCCG]

I'm guessing the game does that to keep your arms from being visible while your hands are tied. Very lazy.

[zztopandahalf]

oh and a theme song MINE IS 7 Days Away - Take Me Away

[AppleiPwn4g]

@zztopandahalf Are you high? Just making sure...

[zztopandahalf]

@AppleiPwn4g no w8 and y do u pwn apples what did they ever do to u

[AppleiPwn4g]

@zztopandahalf I feel like you're smart (and not high) enough to figure out what my name means, really :)

so no, I can't tell you

[AppleiPwn4g]

@zztopandahalf oookay... at least I'm glad you understood my name. Backing away from you now...slowly...hoping you don't bite me and I catch the randomness...

[seriouswoody]

*arms disappear then reappear* "who are you?"!

[zztopandahalf]

1stget a name then get a life and then only then ur mama might love u nuclear waffle

[zztopandahalf]

and this coming from the nuclear eratiated waffle?

[Ammo1174]

Have you seen those Nords that were with Ulfric Stormcloak? They've got retractable arms.RETRACTABLE. ARMS.

[NukedWaffle]

@Ammo1174 Have you seen those Khajiits from Elsweyr? They have fur helms. FUR. HELMS.

[BossPanzer]

And now... I'm a turtle !!

[zztopandahalf]

skygim has so many glitches i feel sorry for people who bought this game it is was waste of money poor ppls :(

[THEN0BL3]

@zztopandahalf This isn't even part of the game... this is a mod that isn't working properly... Skyrim had many glitches but almost all of the have been fixed. It also is an amazing game that is absolutely huge. Of course there are going to be glitches

[AppleiPwn4g]

@zztopandahalf So what? It has glitches? I don't care! Some of them are pretty funny and give me a good laugh :) I don't feel like it was a waste of money at all and neither do 90% of the people who bought it. So, my character walks like a turtle sometimes, that's alright, just because there are a few bugs here and there isn't gonna make me stop playing it! no way!

[zztopandahalf]

@AppleiPwn4g but y i love medevil gamez a lot but thsi ruins the name medevil it like screw you knights of old i am turtle

[NukedWaffle]

@zztopandahalf You're obviously butthurt that you took an arrow in the knee and got stuck being a town guard for the rest of the game.

[Mitsukakex]

hehe the jokes on the executioner , no head chopping tonight!

[Danvideos123]

Dovakin turtle born!

[sourbabies]

0:27 I CAN BREAK THESE CUFFS!

[ZeroToNowhere]

@sourbabies Wait, so they're cuffs? How'd the bastard cut them with a dagger, better question, why can I keep/enchant said cuffs? Fortify Unarmed and Resist Magic.

[XoulsRainez]

0:38 I lost it there. "Nice and easy." *Vwoop*

[Oblivionshero]

Am i not Turtley enough for the Turtle club?

[Heychuh]

Tortokhiin the Turtle born XD

[guitarherolegend55]

*commencing non-stop giggling for the next 30 minutes* PFFFTGFFGFGDAMGHGHGH

[ILickLotion]

Turtle club! Turtel turtel!

[guitarherolegend55]

@FullMetalDemon117 *throws a million computers*

[Brygelsmack]

Worst cut ever.

[proestofthepros]

By the nine divines!!!

[ghastlyspace]

@proestofthepros eight* remember, they don't like it when you say the nine :P

[MindTrixx1]

@FullMetalDemon117 "if yall dont" "yall r"

[1moe7]

WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT??!?!!

[Cakeosity]

@1moe7 It's dovahkiin turtleborn!

[rnedisc]

@1moe7 no it should actually be what in SKRYRIM is that

[Farsitekinzo]

@rnedisc No he's right oblivion is there version of hell... so what your saying makes no sense its meant to be a a version of, "What the hell is that."

[NgTuCkEr64360]

@rnedisc no your wrong, he is referring to general tullius yelling "WHAT IN OBLIVION IS THAT?!"

[1moe7]

@rnedisc We don't say "what in EARTH is that". We say what in the hell is that. Oblivion is Elder Scrolls' version of hell.

[killerABcs]

Natural Selection at it's finest

[Yceb0x]

Funny how everyone just stared with blank looks on their faces like WTF is that??

[Alkakaizer]

Transformers Skyrim edition

[AnglesandAirwavesrok]

Date a turtle they said, we'd have normal children they said.

[morphum15]

Let me guess: This was on a computer?

[arsenal2477]

Nuke it from orbit!!!

Kill it,.kill it with fire