James Catusco's Best Game Ever

[ChallengedTeddy]

wow you just replayed the same clip

[Xizyf]

0:26 everyone starts boxing out and looking to get the rebound..

But it was only the first freethrow hahah

[theCoolRandomChannel]

@Xizyf Theres something called 1 and 1. Juss sayin.

[Xizyf]

@theCoolRandomChannel

THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP MAN

[m4ckd4ddy]

never go full retard

[NEWJACK91]

in the 6th grade i averaged 18 a game i was only 11

james wouldnt make a girls basketball team if tried his hardest

[booke1]

dam wat shaq do al day shii ma

[TicTacToe0124]

YEAH JAMES!

[sssssssschoi11]

half of the teams cant even run the court..

[harrypittmusic]

@heat4life06 No one cares about your shitty ass fake stats. If you cant tell he was joking then you are a dumbass. Nice grammar you illiterate fuck.

[supermatman98]

i am not a computer nerd becouse I... AM... SPARTAAAA!!!!!!!!

[harrypittmusic]

@heat4life06 No one cares you heat bandwagon fuck

[KidBuu700]

llllmmmmmmfffffaaaaaoooooooooo­oooooooo!!!!!!!!!

[Flcker]

I can't wait for them new Air Catusco's to hit the streets. They go be hot!

[megadestroyer601]

HE MADE A LEGITIMATE PASS :O

[TheMeloswagga]

nigga's wack i would toy him!

[tash1121]

Why do ppl put their stats up on youtube, ppl are most bullshitting about their stats and even if they are true there is no point in putting it up because no ones gna recruit you through youtube.

[lightning506]

I average 26.7 points per game 2.5 assist per game 1.9 blocks per game and 1.9 steals per game and i play video games and stuff so u can play video games and get on the cpu a bunch and be good at bball

[Maksim519]

us computer nerds??? my season's average is 22.1 points a game! usually some assists and about 5-9 rebounds... wacha say now out there?

[superrunscape2]

3 points only by free throws, lol

[laviek2]

man it was in a fucking practis

[12345gangbang54321]

3 pts, 1 reb 1 a....Michael Jordan had so many points too...when he play 2 actions

[B11man15]

Last time you played with black guys and u got fucked like a bitch and this time u was playing with some fat white guys so u got 3 points 1 board and 1 pass

[imcool1347]

these vids leave me dying. 

[ricreb911]

@HolyFluffing i know

[scottb1943]

Im 6'5 , 200 pounds and 15 years old and i dnt think u would even have a chance to beat me.

[Darkscott626]

ONE PASS! LOL!

[jlg3115]

Man, can I get this dude to come be on my summer league team?

[alanj761]

yeah i just had 13 points 1 steal 4 rebounds and 2 assist.im 13 and have more chance of making the nba than this guy.

[schmui]

when is he gonna turn pro?

[swainstyle]

lol

[JokerJordan2K]

dude ill fuck u up..ima cuomputer nerd and i was one of my states top 10 b-ball players..i got handle you..u aint shit..jus becuz u got "ONE" good game out of ur "WHOLE" career dnt mean u da shit..i will cross u over so bad tht my crossover will make you better

[PureBoxerP4P]

lol I saw at least three bald dudes on the other team.

[BYork35]

1 pass. LMFAO

[aaronationoraa]

You guys are a bunch of fucking idiots, its fake as hell, hes doing it to piss you nerds off. and its working

[Simaz888]

@aaronationoraa calm down bro r u mad,just relax and watch the video quiet

[nextweswelker83]

u playin against old people duhhhhhhhh

[Hothebear1]

Whys he playing against old people

[NoMrHomo]

Hey hey hey guys! He only got one pass because no one wants to give him the ball

[rancidmilk19]

is it possible for somebody to actually be this bad at basketball??? LOL

[Rocan1]

most people would call me a computer nerd BUT in most of my matches I score over 22 points and do more then 1 pass :D

[Gikanks556]

Are you really terrible at Basketball or are you just kidding??

[therealSCW]

3 pts 1 rb 1 pass? i hope that 1 pass was an assist

[trollingify]

Im a computer nerd and I play sports regularly. Enough to beat this guy at least

[MajesticEpic]

I would kill james and I'm a hockey player by trade, but i'd still hoop the fuck outta him.

[MajesticEpic]

I would kill james and I'm a hockey player by trade, but i'd still hoop the fuck outta him.

[gundra]

ahahahahaha .. this is so god damn funny ... actually my NBA 2k11 Avatar(My Player) is called James Catsuco .. and amaaaaaaan hes beastin!! :D at the beginnig .. he was like himself.. on the youtube vid. :) .. but after a couple training sessions .. he become a beast !!

so james keep on workin on your pass!! it seems you have a smooth hand .. but your passing skills sucks !!

[hiddentracktv2]

@gundra hahaha we'd love to see some video of that!

[gundra]

@hiddentracktv2

no problem dude  .. i dont know how to make in game videos .. but i will try to upload

[daanmagier]

@hiddentracktv2 you say 'us' computer geeks got nothing, but im 15 and my stat sheet is waaay better then his: ~ 11 pts, 6 rebounds, 3 steals, 30 passes, 7 assists.

And thats real life yeah, no xbox/ps3 fucking real life stats bitch!

[ricreb911]

@gundra you play nba 2k11 too!!!!! my player is named cooper ryder. i named him that because i love my puppy so much!!!

[hahaha12345678901234]

this is a fucking men's league??? I noticed the 50 year old guy shooting a 3

[CpGs1608]

I average about 12 points a game, 3 or 4 rebounds, 13 assists and 5 steals.....and im 14!

[TheMase3232]

@CpGs1608 yea and i average 7 sets of boobs in my face every day

[carpar10]

@TheMase3232 gigalo

[glargith]

@CpGs1608 I average 15 points, 6 bounds, 4 assists and 6 steals.... im 14 and play on a ninth grade AAU team ;)

[CliXxDreams1]

they showed the same freethrow back to back

[xxspreewellxx]

where is this league at? i want to join

[kajetanadamsamuel]

I thought I'm the worst bball player ever, but man, he HAS IT :D

[matrixuploaded]

I don't get it. Does he have mental issues or what's the deal?

[1000RjG]

He's probably really good at basketball but pretendind he sucks

[2lemonsAtrip]

HAHAHAHA he's gonna go pro

[DielliSylhasi]

At least he plays .... you nerds :P

[anthdude360]

james be putting in work!

[skull206dill]

It's not an assist, but a pass.

[BigPimp14]

wow is this guy serious. he didnt even make his points against defense they were free throws. i would love to know if this dude lives in ny just so i can go play him one on one

[maverickrcks]

really? thats your best hahaha

[lilxav123]

Im 16, and I bet I can beat this guys ass in basketball. 21-0

[WyattisaBeast]

@lilxav123 you computer nerd, you aint got NOTHING

[MrDreamer]

where are all the brothas???? the real talent? hahaha

[sbjm97]

nigga u suck u playin 40 to 50 year olds and u make 3 points 

[bulldawgpoker959]

haha their treatin him like the special ed kid in gym class. every time he does something halfway decent they cheer for him

[nour264]

he needed to get an and 1 to only be shooting 1 free throw so theres no way he only got 3 points liars

[camp1000]

@nour264 3/4 free throws would get him 3 points maybe he missed 1

[ZakTheRipper18]

What is the goal of these stupid videos anyway? He's either a hustler or this is some sort of complex marketing ploy/gimmick.

[ZakTheRipper18]

lol "nice board james" nobody else tried to get it and he jumped all of 4 inches, much like his dick i assume.

[adam1234549]

wow its so amazing 3 points 1 rebound

[imtheish2fly]

@danidani66. look im just sharing my opinion, and it seems to me that others agree with me. if you actually really love basketball u would find this disrespectful cuz while it may be funny to him or you, it not for anyone who actually plays like he does.

[wityomomma]

man he killed it. gee whiz, im sure i would have had a tough time with all of those very experienced men! great job James, i will try and contact you about joining my basketball team! we allready have my 8 year old brother, Elias, and 5 players from the Witchita School for the blind!

[doctorbird7712]

omg man ur a beast u made 3 free throws!!!! im 13 and im sure i can beat u.

[TheGingerSlimShady]

Beer Leauge

[MultiBigRed99]

oohoo 3 points, 1 rebound, and 1 pass! Whoo ladies and gentleman we've got a Weaker Luke Walton here!!! Im only 11 bro and i have better stats then tht!!!

[Sox2525]

@MultiBigRed99 calm down kid there joking you probably still play peewee

[MultiBigRed99]

@Sox2525 Go screw urself cuz when u talk to me u give me aids u cockhole

[LizardKing97051]

The "old Schmuck" shoots better than that douche bag, btw, what kind of cockknocker uses the word schmuck anymore? It's the year 2010!!!

[MegaTight011]

@LizardKing97051 2011...still was 3 weeks ago

[s1njs]

1 pass

[obsidheart]

guys he made 3 freethrows notice how everyone is in different positions everytime he releases the ball? 3 points.

[44obama44ireland]

How the fuck is 1 pass a stat? Do you mean an assist or that he succesfully passed the ball 1 time to a teammate? If you mean the latter, that wouldn't be a stat because er's it is done so often that players could have 5,000 "passes" or more in a single season.

[getinmyposter]

@44obama44ireland dude that's the joke. It's not a real stat.

[drphem]

my NBA 11 custom char pwns ur azz

[TheJoeyd23]

i would bust his ass in basketball they should the same shot three times and 1 fuckin pass and 1 rebound u fuckin scrub

[Titans4Life100]

all white league lolz

[mjcasucksass]

I would destroy u

[dfkam]

dang i score 3 pts in the first 1 minute

[TheBlackhawksown]

my fatass friend could beat him



[BigNba2kFan]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[datniggatroncarter]

all i c is a bunch of obese to semi-obese white guys ijs. LOTS of competition

[linkueninja]

fuck i will school u up not to be ohh i am all that but i think i might be able to

[ShakeIt2WakeIt]

Playing against a bunch of old people really proves that you're the best man

[theguymay]

he just need trainings.... who ever post this has nothing to do.. and he/she is soo damn freeeee==

[00masep00]

he would handle you on the court hahahaha

[persianversian8]

1 pass

[J0shx3]

James Ca-who?

[laservishnu]

Lebron James Catusco.

[hxcpwnage999]

People really took what he said seriously. I'm sure he doesn't think he could handle anyone, even a "computer nerd." But everyone is freaking out, it was just a joke. I hope.

[king20192003]

i guess the guys who put the video in youtube is James

hiddentracktv2= james

james= gay name

[kaulitzforlife]

"1 pass" hahahaa

[LAkersloltime333]

i win i had tripple double on 2K10 :P still loss douche

[xdarkfred00x]

easy against old mans -.-

[SuperReallycooldude]

k james you think you would handle me ive been playin basketball for 7 years and rep for 3 so you aint got noting on me ill play you any time any where

[TheGeyOne]

uhm.... er... this guy... really does suck at basketball if all his life in basketball playing he only made 3 points... lol..

[Vyckeris12]

I wonder if he ever made a shot in game that was not a free throw.

[KiqkRawks]

1 pass, not an assist. Lmaoo !

[Stoked1994]

its obviously a joke.. man some people are retarded.....

[PojekGwapzpo123]

When I lose I just watch this

[landdevil]

what is your point? proving people who watch youtube are nerds?

I play high school basketball, nigger.

[TheBigjonathan]

all you do is freethrow and the only people u can beat are old guys

[tecvawn]

really no you wont my dads friend use to know gilbert ireanas and he gave me some tips to handle these peaple james.

you got nothing  infact if i knew where you are i would chanllege right now

[sahej563]

i aint a computer nerd nigger

[Iknowhowtospellsorta]

hehe.. this is pretty good

[assho1234]

who's James Catusco?

[dalastdon1432]

the other team had a bunch of senior citizens.

[eonical]

wow, the dark team does sure look like they're aged and balding...

[Syngeanc3]

yet again nerds...he lied lmfao.

[ssdaaFaf2]

WOWOW 1 POINT 1 Rebound and one pass man im 14 and im not a nerd but ill skool u on the court

[youngbuc44225]

i am a computer nurd trust me son u cant see me and u dont wannasee me on the court i would wreck u

[foxxa89]

any 10 year old can make foul shoots

[xdarkfred00x]

Dont forget that other team is weak ^^

[killerdx456]

how the f did u make the team

[nate1ty]

lmao...

[final4purdue4]

james sucks so bad! God hes a bum!

[GhosYY]

rly nice player :D

[kobethebest7]

lmao nice free throwns so where u live at we go 1 on 1??

[Joekingdrums]

THIS IS HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!

[Doscheetos04]

haha 1 pass

[drakez0mg]

lol at 0:38 look at his form

[GobTheIllusionist]

@drakez0mg what's wrong with his form?

[obese1pandas]

ROFL at the one pass.. like not even an assist, like he just passed the ball to somebody ahahahahahah

[Astakosable]

I love this guy with #10 in black shirt <3. He was so sexy and so fat :D

[socsci22]

TNG INA MO JAMES FUCK YOU KA

[foreverasaintfan]

He's playing against his grandpas old junior high team in'67.....Really

[FTWorld1]

hahah i average around 37 points a game

[20musicfreak20]

those damn computer nerds

[imtheish2fly]

Man this guy is a real douche. I'm guessing this isn't really how he plays, he's probably just trying to get some attention cuz he thinks he's funny. It's like he's disrespecting basketball. The "three points" he had were just the same shot shown three times. Man how embarrassing:(

[SML693]

@imtheish2fly there was a different reaction after each shot, meaning they were different shots.... I'm guessing he's just that bad lol

[danidani66]

@imtheish2fly it's a fucking joke for goodness' sake, i am guessing your the fucking nerd he's referring to at the start of the video

[jfn1103]

@imtheish2fly shut the fuck up

[richig761]

@imtheish2fly This is Steve Nash. You need to shut the fuck because you know NOTHING!

[CWhiz]

@imtheish2fly the three points werent the same. maybe 2 but the last one wasnt the same as the others

[ritjZo]

LOL... I havent played basketball five years and I would dunk over you NERD.

[YeeSoest]

what else is on that box score? 92 TOs, 3/71FTs 0/33 FGs and probably 6 Fouls late in the 2nd?

no really, i love his attitude and his effort!

as he typed it, he is way more then all critics that are no bit better!!

[beastmagnet210]

im a 12 year old and avrege 10.0 points a game

[Hotforthedog]

@beastmagnet210 Same here dude

[smp1717]

man a single single single. HOF stats there homie.

[PlntPeace]

hey james, you'll be on 'you tube' forever, even after your dead, and all people willna say about James Cantshootsco is "what an idiot" even if you are jokin' around with these video's, and tryin to be funny, you still look like a fool, and probably will be for the rest of your life, WANNA B And by the way, you really do suk, maybe you should try Rappin'

[wizardsfan100]

I accept your challenge Mr. Catusco.

[TheFutureNBAMVP]

lmao, my 3 yr old cuzin culd kik ur ass

[XKopaka85X]

@TheFutureNBAMVP Let me try to type in your language. u spl lke a tree yr ld.

[TheFutureNBAMVP]

@XKopaka85X idgaf! n ywtf wuld u care?? ths aint my real english or how i rele tlk n spell when im not on the computr so calm down, its juz fastr way of typn

[XKopaka85X]

@TheFutureNBAMVP Is it that hard to type out 1 more letter. It helps when you try to read comments so you don't have to decipher every word.

[TheFutureNBAMVP]

@XKopaka85X Well sorry.

[XKopaka85X]

@TheFutureNBAMVP Forgiven and here is a topic of interest- type in Conjopi in the search bar for youtube and look at the problem.

[beastmodesmith]

I would love to see how many people who have commented this actually play basketball...

[cole1168]

i like 8 ft 4 in. i tool all u nerds. lolololoolololololmao

[MrSouljaboytellem95]

U a bitch J.C ! Everybody in the world could play better than u !

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[CardielTheEscapist]

sophomore guard for West Charlotte High i'd kill any of you off.

[caleb102823]

ok dog im in high school and i avg 25 pts and 9.5 reb and 6.7 assist a gam dog i would kill u anytime

[DrummerBoyJustin]

ooooo 3 points i got 28 points and 16 rebounds and 13 passes and the score was 78 to 37 and we won and im 12

[mandtrobloxianbank]

@DrummerBoyJustin If your talking about how your so much better than James Catusco instead of some skilled basketball player, then your probably not that good. But you'd still probably beat James in a game :P

[bladeqw5]

@DrummerBoyJustin im bet i'd make leaners, drifter, layups and dunks all over you and im 13 and i can DUNK!

[PweezyG81]

1 pass...LOL

[LeekerFrazier93]

where do u live i challenge you

[boredfunny]

dude im fuckin 14 and can kick yer ass dude u suck

[DouglasMikelas]

this shit is so hilarious, I love these vids. "you computer nerds got nothing"