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  • Sandi Toksvig dominated this episode when it comes to brilliant lines!

  • I had to do a presentation on 'a law you would like to be accepted'. I chose armies of grannies, repeated that bit, got a frikin A* xD actually true story haha!

  • thank you for uploading these! ever since megavideo got cut off i couldn't find anything amusing! :) thanks!

  • i would do dirty, unforgivable things inside of ronni ancona.

  • 34:59 best shocked face ever Steven. Love it.

  • I want to adopt Ronni Ancona online. And feed her lines. I think that's what I mean.

  • Oh god, Ronni Ancona is hotness incarnate.

  • I want Stephen Fry as my granny! ;D

  • "No no no, don't... You'll give me an erection." I once took a similar approach with a girl who, when threatening me, grabbed me by the throat and pushed me up against a wall. My reaction? "Oh, now this is just kinky. Could you go a little tighter, please?" Don't try to choke a girl who's into asphyxiation... They'll more than likely just enjoy it...

  • Jack Dee has to bare the worst closest resemblance to Jack Nicholson circa 1968.

  • Even if a girl I'd pulled turned out to be a ladyboy, I don't think I'd care.

    I'd just be happy someone's interested... :(

  • I hate it when people say men can't multitask... I actually am fully capable of reading a book and carrying a conversation, or comprehending two people speaking at once... (I'm 18...)

  • @SuperJohnny246 and masturbating at the same time, now that's multitasking!

  • @frogterminator :O How'd you know?! I call shenanigans! Lol

  • Oh gawd... Female bullying.. I'm a guy, never had a problem with the guys in my class bullying me, but the girls... Jeezus.

  • Why are the old ladies that remind me of my grandmother are always the nastiest person on the show? ^^

  • although that 1/10 of the food provides crucial nutrients that prevent death...

  • "Something's gonna be pink in a minute."

    Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "pink eye" :p

  • clan leaders used to be the ones wearing pink or purple in iron age times. it would be the most expensive/rarest dye and therefore the highest status

  • Thank you so much for uploading QI !!

  • Both sides were very good at making patently obvious sexist remarks but I'm disappointed how few were pointed out.

  • skinza are you out of you're fucking mind?!

  • @26wordy your...

  • Sandi Toksvig has to be the single smartest and funniest women i have seen

  • 39:14

    Classic Stephen Fry reaction to something Alan said :D :D

  • Damn, she is cute. Ronni, that is.

  • Christ... like transwomen need even Fry making them out to be man-trapping perverts. If he's not going to set people straight who will.

  • I can't be the only one who thinks Jack Dee and Sandi Toksvig look like long-lost siblings?

  • Pink makes the boys wank -- wink I mean :$

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  • ronni is just so hot,intelligent and funny.the perfect women.

  • @TheFloat303 Ronni sure is a looker!

  • at about 3:02 there is a laugh that occurs in most episodes at some point do you think it is the same person or computed?

  • @bencutler1066 You get enough people either laughing, clapping or cheering as one, they tend to sound the same as every other crowd. Its how our minds work, I guess.

  • no she is supermegafoxyawesomehot (AVPM reference watch it now)

  • God Ronni Anacona is annoying xD

  • "Is it once you get them started they won't shut up?"

    That has to be the funniest line ever on QI

  • 14:57 LMFAO!!

  • 36:30 I'm pretty sure that's not a real name, but it's from a Python skit.

  • They can get a man on the moon but they can't get one on Sandy...Brilliant!

  • Boys will be boys.

    But sometimes not.

  • LMFAO 21:36

  • What did they mean when talking about a football at 12:45?

  • I've got such a crush on Ronni :/ never gonna happen ohh well.

  • @Legion563 Me too :(

  • I had a pronounced Adams Apple when I was younger and all the other girls in my class made fun of it and called me a guy. Thank you qi for showing those bitches who is in the right!

  • Im a gaygirl???

  • Us Finns tought you'll get a boy if you keep an axe under the bed :)

  • Ronni answered the woman not funny question with out realising.

  • Alan was on fire in this episode.

  • that Ronni Ancona, I'd give her the biggest hug.

  • ELLO DARLING!

  • If the whole show was nothing but three quarters of an hour of Ronni at 25:35, it would automatically be the greatest audiovisual production of all time.

  • I have just realised how much I actually Love Sandi Toksvig.

    If I have a crush on Sandi Toksvig and clearly, she is a lesbian, does that make it a lesbian crush or just a crush?

    I've never felt like this :S

  • Jack's look after his woman's joke on his face was PRICELESS, so proud of himself :)

  • Ronni is a good impressionist but she ain't improv funny...

  • That thin woman, I haven't seen her before but despite the audience not really coming with her on any of her jokes, she's actually probably one of the funniest women that I've ever seen.

    She actually really delivers her lines.

  • Did Stephen Fry say GG at around 08:25? o.O

  • @Donner91 He said VG which i assume means very good.

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  • Yessssssss! Pink is for boyz!

  • It's a real shame Ronni isn't funnier. I could look at her all day.

  • on another note, 34:57 - 34:59 is Stephen's face at the point of orgasm..

  • Sandy is living proof that female comedians ARE funny.

    In a group with Sarah Millican and Andy Osho. The latter also being pretty hot.

  • regardless of all that's said about women not being funny, the female guests on QI always make me laugh the most

  • I'm a 13 yr old girl, and I have a lot of hair. Well, it's more that I have dark, thick hair, so hair is more visible. I have a moustache and hair on my fingers, as well as my chest and stomach. It's not as thick as a grown man's but the moustache is about the same as the only boy my age with a moustache.

  • Knoh -- Sandi Toksvig

  • ... Sandy Beaver?

  • "once you get them started they don't shut up" hahaha... lad

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  • women not funny?? l think they're very funny. Brilliant Jack Dee retorts

  • LOL at 04:44

  • Ronni looks so hot when they're discussing pig latin and she says "Oh, a scholar!" :P

  • That's my favourite (verified!) quote regarding sexism: "Anyone who thinks woman to be the weaker sex should try taking the covers from her in the night."

  • Did I hear a powerpuff girls reference?

  • @SirDruhHu not really, thats a normal saying in england and i guess america too for describing girls

  • ronni can get it. 

  • stephens face at 34:58 is PRICELESS!

  • Aristotle thought men had more teeth than women, and never bothered to count them.

    I did an acting class one time where I had to pretend to be a woman, and crossing my legs like a woman really HURTS.

  • @corvus13 if you do a class like that again cross your ankles it's concidered a bit more proper

  • @TheOperaPhanatic I crossed my leg over the other leg, the teacher didn't want us just to cross our ankles.

  • @corvus13 haha that really sucks, sorry dude!!

  • I suddenly realised the uploader wasn't NickofFulham

  • @halfhigh Your point is?

  • @D3w10n If you don't get it you're streets behind.

  • @Ub3rSk1llz Well, that is not completely right, I am continents away... So can I have an explanation?

  • @halfhigh His account has been terminated.

    Don't talk to me. I need some time to cry.

  • @MtheGate

    WHAT!? When?!

  • @colmonhs I dunno. I found out yesterday. I wanted to watch some series I, so I looked at his channel. I found out then...

  • @solario392 it's because they both are very opinionated so they conflict

  • Jack Dee and Sandi Toksvig are amazing together.

  • @miceruletheworld42 I love lee mack

  • Virgin Mary, LOL.

    Jesus screws sister, I'd be saying that to.

  • you gota love jack dee

  • This has to be one of my favs. Everyone in top form.

  • Oh my gosh. Alan Davies is amazing. I should have known he would be at the top of his game in a boys vs. girls episode.

  • Tool make toe-mash...

  • that hot chicks a total M i <3 it and seriously the other ones stevens soul mate lol

  • @Brendan9895

    Go away

  • Love this show! tnx for uploading!

  • Hiragana was first used primarily by Japanese women in literature... similar to nushu apparently.

  • Seriously 14:50 The timing for that joke was just... amazing.

  • I nominate Stephan Fry for Emperor of The Universe!!! I've been a fan for @ least 25 years+I'm 1 of the few people ine the USA who even know whom he is. Intelligence rules.

  • At 15:00 is when he became a god.

  • lol Stephen´s face at 34:58...Priceless

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  • Lyulph Ydwallo Odin Nestor Egbert Lyonel Toedmag Hugh Erchenwyne Saxon Esa Cromwell Orma Nevill Dysart Plantagenet Tollemache-Tollemache?

    TOEDMAG? Really?

  • It's a shame Stephen was so uncharectoristically offensive about trannsexuals. We are not 'really blokes' and we don't get off on tricking men (How could you know? because she'd tell you.) It's to be expected from almost anyone else... but from Old Stevie 'Suffer-not-injustice' Fry, it seems like a slap in the face.

  • @elegantfacelesswitch

    Grow up. He didn't say anything about transexuals trying to trick people. Stop looking for things to offend you, especially from Stephen Fry. Just grow up.

  • @mrwally123

    You're probably right, I'm just holding him and the show to a higher standard because they're usually eager to myth-bust unfair stereotypes, instead of saying be careful out there, as if there were wolves about.

    Anyway I wouldn't have to look too hard for things to offend me, he called me a bloke and a ladyboy.

  • @JJJMMM1

    The law disagrees with you J. While yes you can't change your sex biologicaly, you can legaly and socialy. Is biology really the most important thing? When did your chromomsones last come up in conversation If Steve thinks it is I guess I miss out on some Fry-love (which won't stop me loving him back)

    And maybe offensive is too strong a word. But he missed a rare opportunity to debunk a widely believed and damaging stereotype and instead gave more weight to it, and thats disapointing

  • @JJJMMM1

    And 'dainty ladyboy' is an undeniably offensive term, I'd expect it from Jimmy Carr, but i'm surprised to hear Fry say it.

  • 36:20 I want that name.

  • A fetus doesn't start out with two x-es though. It just starts out physically like a female.

  • @Erufailon42 physically its actually a non-gender though isn't it. men have nipples, but what do you think the clitoris is? its a variation of the male organ supposedly, taken from predevelopment.

  • People don't like Sandy because she's fiercely intelligent and not afraid to be very strong. Personally, I can't stand Phil Jupitus or Lee Mack but what do I know XD

  • @iloatheyummymummys

    People don't like Phil Jupitus or Lee Mack because they're fiercely intelligent and not afraid to be very strong. See what I did there ? Stop trying to belittle other peoples opinions just because they don't align with your own.

  • @TheSorrow1O1 Phil Jupitus is an attention hog, and Lee Mack is desperate and not funny. There is a stereotype that females are not funny because misogynistic men think they should be in the kitchen, demure and tittering, bringing their bloke his beer and TV guide. Men are afraid of women like Sandy Toksvig. And you're a hypocrite - telling me not to belittle peoples opinions when you did the same thing to me. Why not have a look a t a little book called the dictionary some time.

  • @iloatheyummymummys

    You can think Phil Jupitus is an attention hog and Lee Mack is desperate, but it's not because they're men...right ? In the same way that someone can dislike Sandy Toksvig without it being because she's a 'strong and intelligent' women. What you don't realize is that your being just as sexist as misogynists. Whilst a misogynist will attack Sandy simply because she's a woman your saying no-one should criticize her BECAUSE she's a woman or they're a misogynist. CONT...

  • @iloatheyummymummys

    CONT... It's the reverse of misogyny but it's just as bad. What your essentially saying is that the only characteristic of Sandi Toksvig is that she is a strong, intelligent woman and that therefore any attack on her MUST be an attack on those characteristics. Also I didn't 'belittle' your opinion I attacked YOUR belittling of other peoples opinions. I don't even have a problem with Sandi, but I do with your pitiful accusations of sexism.

  • @iloatheyummymummys That's pretty offensive in itself. I think Sandi's bloody brilliant - but even if I didn't, it wouldn't automatically be 'cos I'm a misogynist pig. You've just made massive, broad assumptions about me because of my gender with that "afraid of women like Sandi Toksvig" tosh. Think carefully before throwing stones - it doesn't stop being dribbly sexist nonsense just because you turn it the other way round!

  • @iloatheyummymummys I agree with you. I quite like Sandy, personally and... well, Lee Mack just bothers me. Grrr. 

  • 25:32 yes ronnie i will marry you

  • 23:20 Jo Brand did exactly the same 'instruction manual' joke several series before this one.

  • "Women are just not funny."

    I actually agree on that and I am a girl! Personally, I just tend to think men are much more funnier than women (with a few rare exceptions ofcourse, Sandy is quite funny!). All my favorite comedians are men for example. Don't hate, just saying what I think, lol.

  • @ChickweblisLuv Agree with you there. There's a bit too much "aren't men useless?" lines from female comediennes. Not just Jo Brand, but she's a good example. Still doing men jokes 20 years on.

  • @xraycortina I don't find Sandi Toksvig funny either. That's just personal opinion (before people mark me down for it).

  • @xraycortina i just find sandi toksvig unbelievably rude the way she always seems to interup stephen or whoever is talking at the time to say the exact same as what the person talking was just saying its like what?!?! i just find her slightly iritating....Rant over! lol

  • i never noticed the tv in the desk before

  • They're wrong about the chromosomes. The two X-chromosomes that women have contain the same genes. Men have these genes in their one X-chromosome, but in addition we have genes on the Y-chromosome, which women don't have. So, if any, men are the "model with the extras". If any of the genes on one of the two X-chromosomes have been copied with errors, girls may have i.e. different complexions on areas of skin that have been grown from different genes.

  • best episode EVER

  • Women aren't funny: 14:00 to 14:41

    I rest my case.

  • @Nilguiri 41 seconds out of the entire history of women does not constitute proof.

  • @MendelsonShape

    I agree, 14:00 to 14:41 is not proof that women are not funny. It's merely another example of a woman failing to be funny.

  • @Nilguiri Pretty sure Jack Dee and Johnny Vegas combined couldn't be half as funny as Sandy.

  • @sallyluv42

    Yes, I've got to admit that Sandy is funny.

  • @sallyluv42

    Yes, I've got to admit that Sandi is funny.

  • Hahahaha Jack Dee, brilliant!

  • Sandy seems a very reasonable woman! The other one a bit blabby though...

  • @ggaabbee11 I think it could be absolutely great if Sandy was on the panel with Emma Thompson :D

  • @Dalladon True, true!

  • My nan does that to drafts!

  • "theres a girl, woman, lady person....." oh stephen^^

  • " *'ello darlin'* usually works! " way too cool xD

  • you know, pink only became a colour for girls in WW2. Adolf Hitler would give pink badges to homosexuals so they would be easily recognised unfortunately. on the upside, i know something stephen fry didnt! :)

  • @XxshortbreadxX that has actually been used in a previous qi ^^

  • god i love this show, i'm seriously addicted to it.

  • These guys are quick witted.

  • Goddamn!!! Ronni if so f-ing annoying!!!

  • @SupermarokkaanMo I know, I detest her. Sandi is funny though :) I wish they'd had Jo Brand on the girls team to replace her.

  • @Cleo4696

    Wouldn't work. As funny as Jo is and straight as she may be she still looks rather butch, and two bull dykes would make for a poor showing in a girls vs boys show....

  • I really liked this line up, I've always liked Ronni Ancona, and Jack Dee is always funny, but Sandi Toksvig was great! I would love to see this group get together again.

  • Stephen Fry vs Jeremey Clarkson, the unstoppable force meets the immovable object!

  • all of stepehn's bullies will be sat wathing thiking dam it he got us good

  • @penguinswithswords Gotta admit though, it'd be an effective deterrent.

  • i like sandi but that other chick is annoying and not funny D:

  • Mmmmm Ronni ;)

  • Ronni is hot.

  • 33:36

    for the hairy hand nons

  • Ah, QI just like my pants size, XL

  • @BalmafulaLanandoThank you So much for uploading full episodes! :)

  • Stephen Fry seems to have more fun with the ladies :)

  • i used to yell kinky when someones hit me...

  • 35:29 that's how bieber got his name..

  • Ronni is gorgeous.

  • The looks exchanged by jack and ronnie... SEXY TIME

  • 14:55 is the best part of the show

  • thing with the surnames as a means to catch germans out... dyslexics would have a difficulty saying those without having been made aware of their accepted pronunciations.