Alas! Your inheritance is lost to the ages, for now your wrinkly old grandparents are immortals! Like Nosferatu, except with better saving throws against holy water. Such is the magnificent power of SUPER GRIP LOCK!
That is because it is not acting! It is real home footage captured in the final moments of old peoples' lives before they were brutally murdered by criminals intent on stealing their medicine! SUPER GRIP LOCK will keep old people alive for ever and ever!
"SUPER GRIP LOCK will keep old people alive for ever and ever!" That is until they pass on of course. Or...maybe the super grip lock is a fountain of youth too?!
Old people will not pine for the fjords, pass on, be no more, cease to be, expire and go to meet their maker, become a stiff, berift of life, rest in peace, push up daisies (if you don't nail them to their perch), have metabolic processes referred to as "history," be off the twig, kick the bucket, shuffle off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile, or become ex-old people if you have SUPER GRIP LOCK!!
Yes, poop feels excellent, but what does not feel excellent is being old and relying on your kids to protect you from MURDERING RAPISTS but they're cheap because you used to hit them with your belt, and now they won't buy you SUPER GRIP LOCK because your door has a deadbolt and basically they want you to die since they didn't buy you SUPER GRIP LOCK!!!!
The kind of thief that knows OLD PEOPLE are NOT BULLETPROOF! It is also true that SUPER GRIP LOCK is immune to guns, knives, fire, acid, and pretty much everything except +5 vorpal swords. Unless a high-level wizard carrying a vorpal sword is trying to kill your grandparents, purchase SUPER GRIP LOCK for your OLD PEOPLE today!
omg its so bad that its good
nobbjob 3 months ago
Old people make out sesh at the end!!
MMmmm!!
GovnaBevlay 2 years ago
Lmaooooo worst acting ever
Kamil576 2 years ago
true this ia a good produckt but u can kick in the door in less then 45 secons try the unlmeted lock
zxeypo09v 2 years ago
lmao i love cheesy crap like this!
davedavedude 4 years ago
Omfg... This is an achual product...
imassbbfan 4 years ago
Haha, I bought super grip lock and now I'll never get my inheritance! Buy super grip lock now!
Shadoweangel 4 years ago 2
Alas! Your inheritance is lost to the ages, for now your wrinkly old grandparents are immortals! Like Nosferatu, except with better saving throws against holy water. Such is the magnificent power of SUPER GRIP LOCK!
MediaWorldProduction 4 years ago
my god thats horrible acting.
conker1207 4 years ago 3
That is because it is not acting! It is real home footage captured in the final moments of old peoples' lives before they were brutally murdered by criminals intent on stealing their medicine! SUPER GRIP LOCK will keep old people alive for ever and ever!
MediaWorldProduction 4 years ago
"SUPER GRIP LOCK will keep old people alive for ever and ever!" That is until they pass on of course. Or...maybe the super grip lock is a fountain of youth too?!
Fullmetalpizza 4 years ago
Old people will not pine for the fjords, pass on, be no more, cease to be, expire and go to meet their maker, become a stiff, berift of life, rest in peace, push up daisies (if you don't nail them to their perch), have metabolic processes referred to as "history," be off the twig, kick the bucket, shuffle off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile, or become ex-old people if you have SUPER GRIP LOCK!!
MediaWorldProduction 4 years ago
pooooooop feels good
thugnlove 4 years ago
Yes, poop feels excellent, but what does not feel excellent is being old and relying on your kids to protect you from MURDERING RAPISTS but they're cheap because you used to hit them with your belt, and now they won't buy you SUPER GRIP LOCK because your door has a deadbolt and basically they want you to die since they didn't buy you SUPER GRIP LOCK!!!!
MediaWorldProduction 4 years ago
what thief carrys a gun? The acting is so corny I thought it was a joke at first.
MeAndMyRolex 4 years ago
The kind of thief that knows OLD PEOPLE are NOT BULLETPROOF! It is also true that SUPER GRIP LOCK is immune to guns, knives, fire, acid, and pretty much everything except +5 vorpal swords. Unless a high-level wizard carrying a vorpal sword is trying to kill your grandparents, purchase SUPER GRIP LOCK for your OLD PEOPLE today!
MediaWorldProduction 4 years ago