lavalife dating story

[Physicspilot]

"..I don't have any pictures right now" = .."we're busy "Photoshopping" all the available ones"!

[blueshark2010]

Hmmm.. I had the opposite experience about 8 years ago. I was only in the intimate category. I pretty much banged every chick I met, and I would only consider myself average looking, and in good shape. Some were only like 6 out of 10, a few chubby chicks, But I also hooked up with a few strippers, and chicks that were out right sluts that pretty much did everything. Of course, I used a fake name and never let them come to my place. Good times man :)

[ty1977]

hahaha good for you bro fuck she lied to you so why should you get fucked over twice from her. 1. sexy face shots can still mean their a deuce

2. pics taken angled and from above their head can mean double chin

3. when they say their curvy they mean Fat.

4. Average can even be queen size borderline

5.trying to quit smoking means bullshit

6.a good pic means 49 previous ones she took with her cell were terrible

7. anything that is ''prefer not to say'' is a gamble

9.Sunglasses hide ugly

6.

[kambridge967]

Thats her fat fault for lieing!!!

[treschics]

hahaha..LOL ..This is too funny!!! I would do the same thing and I'm a girl!!!

[hectorsalina]

you talk funny like a canadian hillbilly, but you're cool with me. nice drawing of the phantom on your wall!

[guyincognito84]

hahahahaha funny shit bro

[bellissimasignora1]

you're hot! 

[rabidowski]

LOL, at 1:20 you say you're not even sure if she's a woman, or even human, but you still go and meet them! HA!

[xjuice207x]

So if you are meeting women from sketchy photos what does that say about you?

...Your intelligent over use of the word "Fuckin" says it all....

[bootsdaclown]

@xjuice207x i like to say fuck, yknow like fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck your mouth...fuckity fuck fuck, it just feels so good to say fuck. you fuck.

[HEBisreal]

@bootsdaclown fuck ya

[Physicspilot]

@bootsdaclown LOL...man easy!

[xjuice207x]

So if you are meeting women from sketchy photos what does that say about you?

[YURTZYN42]

4:34 - 4:41 lmao dang i know how u feel bro...like damn, i am not shallow, but god dang women keep lying about their looks and looks, whether u like it or not is very important for your lovelife.

[netshipdating]

hum, funny

[TheOriginalGDahl]

Wow you're an asshole. 

[Sperminator10000]

Its so true, I have met girls that don't show clear body pics. Says average build or whatever. When you meet she is 5'5 and 250.

Older guys lie about their age too. Which is just as bad, when a 55 year old guy is using a scanned pic from when he was 40

[funkybunny9966]

This was a good one... LOL

[dannyhussamy]

LMFAO..You are funny

[irisxo19]

LMAO when you said you hitailed it out of there i was hysterically laughing.

[clintwr]

The bigum.. lol! I've been through this. Too many lies, I agree.

[heyheyheylolita]

Haha!!! So true. But I think the "weight" case is not what is the worse. Lies are what is. I think all woman are beautiful in every way and men have different tastes. The same goes with lifestyle, values, etc... But why lie? You send the message that you aren't confident and who wants that.

But I tried Lavalife too... it's a jungle!! I prefer to trust my natural selection in a pub or in a cafe.

But we can definitly wrote a book on that!!!!

[wattever333]

why did you even talk to her? if you don't see anybody who looks like the picture, just forget about it.

everything he says goes for guys too, and for age, etc.

[labster55]

''i hope everyone gets laid in 2007'' best friggen line ever!

[RugbyBOER]

hahahaha.

AMEN

man this shit was funny. So true!......."you're gonna waste my fukin time and waste my credits!"

bwuahaha

[eaglestriker24]

This is so God damn true

[pilatunes]

hahaha, I tried lavalife too. I think I saw it all. I don't give a damn about hair color, but when someone says they are blonde and actually have chestnut brown hair, you know there is something wrong. The system is worse for guys I think because a lot of underage girls fuck around on that site when they are bored. Save your money and rely on lady luck to find the right person.

[ShipsCanon]

This is so true. My first experience was so close to all these lies. Worst of all I said I wanted a family and this was important to me. Met a lady that Yes weighed a lot more than she said, but clearly knew she was not able to have a family. IT'S THE LIEING that pisses everyone off. As bad as it is for Guy's appearently it's twice as bad for the Ladies. But then there was a date I went on and she was everything she said she was. I married her. Two Children, and counting. It's all about weeding.

[iadnuk]

OH

MY

GOD

funniest shit EVER!!!! dude, you are high-larious, i laughed right along with u, buddy. u still single?

[Utubeblows]

ha ha ha!

[steph8278]

Holy... So true. Lava is quite an experience. You should see the pics I see of some of these guys. They post pics of them weraing their 1992-1993 Blue Jays World Series T-Shirts and they're brand new.... LOL

[wootrox]

LMFAO!!!! Dude, I was DYING when you said "hey! are you Mandy?!" and then you were like "VROOOOMM, I was fucking outta here man!!", HAHAHAHA! What a funny story man. You're such a dick for doing that. Other than that, I laughed.

[sexyboi2900]

by the way that story you told was so funny i laughed when you laughed at the same time

but its true alot of women out there lie about

their appearance when they say they are very attractive when they turn out to be very ugly

and fat yuk, but i understand exactly on where your coming from because i have been there before.

[sexyboi2900]

women on that dating service are so picky and most of them are probably ugly and fat with kids

[paralegal2b]

#1 lie weight

#2 lie age

[SirenitySilver]

Wow, shallow much? But Lawl.

You're an asshole. But really, its sad when people have to lie about who they are.

[mvanroon3]

thank you so much, that was by far the best thing ever. never been on lavalife, know ppl on it but you're totally right. props to you, hope you get an honest one.

[croakloser]

Yeah you should meet all the guys i have met who have lied about their age , their height, hair, marital status ,kids etc... . Funny how a man will tell you he is 6 feet tall when really he is 5,5 . Lying goes on from both sexes my dear.

[bootsdaclown]

I'm not saying men don't lie either, but I haven't dated any men on lava life so I wouldn't know!! But I'm sure you are right.

[chichigord]

"Powder Blue"...good one

[croakloser]

Wow you use the word fck alot.

[bootsdaclown]

I know, I have a profanity problem