Bad Dudes Intro

[MecTheGamer]

We don't fuck around baby.

[LordAkaneon]

This video has been hijacked by shitty comments. Are you a bad enough dude to thumbs up this comment?

[DragonSpikeXIII]

Duke Nukem asking me if ima bad enuff dude to save the PREZ?

MIND. BLOWN.

[KiersellMikean]

I used to be a bad dude, until i took an arrow in the knee.

[YasakasDivneWind]

@KiersellMikean /watch?v=mSDfxde8fSg

[StarEclipse506]

This meme has been around for years.

Are you a bad enough dude to still enjoy it?

[Trollaverse]

see..THIS is why the 80's and 90's were FUCKING AWESOME

[Snyperwolf91]

Bad dudes: but .... duke ! why dont u rescue the president by yourself ?

Duke nukem: well i do everything for babes but not for politics , guys .

Bad dudes: okay... but wtf are u hear anyway ? only to send us this message?

Duke nukem: No... i wanna ask for some bubblegum because its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum ... but im all out of gum !

[ISleepWithAFanOn]

I thought I was a bad enough dude... I wet myself.

[Theonegamefreak]

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[theotherguy0824]

Are you a bad enough dude to tolerate that annoying beeping sound this video makes while that guy is talking?

[UnbridledAtNightfall]

I could never play this game as a kid. I was bad, I mean, but not *that* bad.

[SniperMaske]

“NO.”

~GAME OVER~

[Tupacer21]

are you a bad enough dude to hit your dick with a hammer?

[SandmanPicturez]

@Tupacer21 LMAO WTF !?!

[Tupacer21]

@SandmanPicturez lol i know it was the funniestn i could come up with

[XXJakXXX]

The president has been rescued by bad enough dudes.

Are you a bad enough ninja to recapture them?

[gritapuertorico]

3 people are not bad enough dudes to rescue the president.

[SolBadguy314]

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.

Are you a bad enough dude to jizz on my face?

[TheReckoner007]

Congratulation!

[crossbones116]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO NINJAS

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH GENTLMAN TO BE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION?

[athomicritics]

theres ninjas kidnapping people on tv !!!!! NINJAS KIDNAPPING TV (anyone who get the reference get a cookie)

[banhammer3000]

I'm going to run for president. My slogan will be "Are you a bad enough dude to vote for banhammer3000?"

[EponymousKid]

That dang ol' Governor of Arkansas done got hisself kidnapped by ninja folk! Is y'all a tough enough sumbitch to go git 'im back?

[plasticweapon]

are you a bad enough dude to hit your own dick with a hammer?

[IamTheiPhone]

The Prime Minister has been kidnapped by ruffians. Are you a righteous enough chap to rescue the Prime Minister?

[Shadowking640]

the four princesses have been kidnapped by Barbarians. are you a bad enough knight to rescue the princesses?

(castle crashers)

[TheAwesomeRacoon]

The princess has been kidnapped by turtles, are you a bad enough plumber to rescue the princess?

[Pkyewbeam]

THE METAL GEAR HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY TERRORISTS.

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE METAL GEAR?

[Tehblues]

This should be availible in 1080p

[CurtyB21]

It's great. What else do you need to know? PRESIDENT! KIDNAPPED! NINJAS! GO!

[MrShadowmario51]

Hate it

[halfmage11]

Why, yes I am, Duke Nukem

[ConbonJD]

This is the most epic cutscene ever

[UltraNerdsOfTheWorld]

And this, my friends, is why video games are art!

[nettb]

OMG I almost had a seizure from the background noise.

[EcakCake2]

What the hell's wrong with his eyes???

[ronaldli5]

are you bad enough dude to walk without using your legs?

[foxskywalker64]

In Soviet Russia, we're... not bad enough presidents to rescue the dudes.

GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER

[pancakewafflebacon]

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[ramirosan145]

Are you a bad enough dude to only move your bottom lip when you talk? Talk about keeping a stiff upper lip!

[Paool3107]

What happened to the good old plots, where the presidents were never in office long enough to do anything before they were kidnapped? and only manly macho men who punch their opponents into submission could save him?

[geekgo4]

@Paool3107 RPG's and Adventure Novels happen.

[MasterMacLeod]

Are you a bad enough dude to fight with me?

[thatguy22441]

The president captured by ninjas. Ha! I love the cheesy storyline.

[Veke99]

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[otterdude1]

Are you a bad enough dude to post a comment asking if you're a bad enough dude to do something?

[Wafflepudding]

@otterdude1 I'M BAD!

[SquigPie]

2 people weren't bad enough dudes to rescue the president!

[SwedxSimon02]

This man speaks extremely slow

[jek21]

@SwedxSimon02 Are you a bad enough dude to conjugate verbs correctly?

[SwedxSimon02]

@jek21

''Afghanistan''

[joiless]

I love how the guy on the title screen looks like he just saw someone keying his car.

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

The kid has napped by a ninja President has been. You are a bad President. This is not enough dudes.

[zero87mx]

Yes I am :)

[toemasie]

Bad dudes? Well, they're probably not actually bad, just saddled with issues of sexual repression.

[SquigPie]

Niggas have stolen mah bike

Are you a bad enough dude to get it back?

[deluxe007mx]

Are you a bad enough dude to thumbs up this comment?

[johnzkeePW]

4chan has stolen your dignity.

are you bad enough dude to rescue your dignity?

[SquigPie]

@johnzkeePW Yo dude, i herd that ninja have kidnapped the president, so we put a bad dude in yo bad dude so now you are bad enough dude to rescue the president while yo rescue the president dude

[Molo19]

the president has been kidnapped by ninjas.

i'm literally rolling on the floor.

[cocoro67]

Oh shit!! The ninjas were pirates in disguise...

[Antipatriot420]

That guy looks like duke nukem

[Trevmeister671]

the dudes have rescued the president. are you a bad enough ninja to kidnap the president?

[Roadhoundd]

Are you a bad enough dude to hit your own dick with a hammer?

[RaceBandit]

@Roadhoundd That doesn't sound as manly as smashing a beer bottle against your crotch.

[Fieryultras]

The dudes have been kidnapped by the president. Are you a bad enough ninja to rescue the dudes?

[therealsuperhobo]

Are you a bad enough dude to thumbs-up this comment?

[EmoticonProductions]

the ninjas have been kidnapped by dudes

are you a bad enough president to rescue ninjas?

[meth41]

Are you a bad enough dude to read this comment?

[VaderNES]

@meth41 I'M BAD!

[1983parrothead]

Compare this to the Japanese versions.

[GizmoGardenia]

meowcinaries

[ultimategamer1457]

Best. Story. Ever.

[SpareMeYourNonSense]

Nope, Sorry.

[SolBlaylock]

LIAR!

[infantryhawk]

NINJAS!

looks like japan is still bitter about WWII...

[Ebb1993returns]

Let's save Obama with Duke Nukem! lol

[relaxeder88]

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO HlT YOUR DICK WITH A HAMMER?

[spacepluto]

noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!­!!!

obama's been kidnapped! And by ninja's no less!!!!!! must...be bad enough.....*fails test* nooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Tracerex]

If i may inquire, and i trust youll forgive any presumptuouness, but im curious if a cavaier fellow like yourself could mount a rescue attempt, provided you possess sufficient levels of a quality , which may be colloquilly desciribed as being the antonym of good

[TR1Iceman]

BLOODY HELL

[TheDashRendar]

Sadly, I am lacking in the prerequisite badness to oblige, so in the captivity of ninjas the president shall remain.

[TR1Iceman]

PIP PIP!

[Greg2109]

coolest intro ever, ninja, bad dudes, duke nukem cameo.... awesome

[MGMan37]

I swear, this guy is Duke Nukem.

[Greg2109]

true my friend

[1983parrothead]

Both characters are based on The Terminator.

[GameReviewsSuck]

The greatest moment in video games, cameos as bosses.

[GothikOrk]

If I found out the kidnapped President was Bush I'd intentionally lose the game

[dudehaha3000]

Are you a bad enough dude to smash your own balls with a hammer?

[nurman666]

Im bad.

[jagovRUS]

Easily the best premise for a video game, ever.

[cometsoldier]

The President has called you a nigger.

Are you a bad enough dude to say "NO U"?

[freakonaleash1215]

bad dudes

[FlazeTheHedgehog]

Of course I am a bad enough dude to watch this video.

'CUZ I'M BAD!!

[crazynintendoguy]

Lets go for a burger

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

[JackMcKnight]

"What's the backstory?"

"Well, the president has been kidnapped by ninjas and-"

"Hold on, that just sold me."

NES still takes my breath away.

[Hawkster89]

He looks like Duke Nukem lol.

[joni909]

I was just to say that xDDD

[barhorst1966]

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE, TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT? I miss story lines like this.

[djrerun01]

AWOOOOOOOOOO AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(machinegun fire ensues as letters appear)

[MaliciousMalice]

Are you a bad enough dude to hit your dick with a hammer?

[LuigiWolf]

that guy reminds me of duke nukem

[GothikOrk]

If ninjas kidnapped the president, I'd thank them for it.

[porraprima]

fuck yea im bad enough

D8>

(bad ass with funny hat)

[joni909]

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Let's go for a burger!

[roflolsaurus]

ha ha ha ha

lolburger

[greecepaladin]

ARGH! My ears!

[SamosIMP]

"The President has been kidnapped by Ninjas" haaaa that used to sound so cool 20 years ago.. typical 80's put a ninja in anything and it instantly becomes cool. I miss those days :(

[Hawkster89]

I'M BAD!

[NexAngelus405]

that was a long ass intro for just a few lines of text.

[geniv2]

classic :)