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  • My b finally catch him wqtchin porn!!hahha

  • Hahahaha imma finally catch him watchi. So e

  • good luck david :) and stay funny

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  • Lol at that last scene

  • laughandpeelittle oh my god suck like a vacum nall i m lying i m on channel 24/7 dave chapplle is way more better than you no yall the same i shout you out on my barack obama spoof

  • wat movie is this

  • what video is that? and where can i find it

  • man ya seem tv or big screen pro.

  • did shay cuss

  • he's coming strong!

  • where where u??????????

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  • about muthafudging time!!!!

  • Love your vids David. One of the best on YouTube. :)

  • shweet!!!!

  • Your one funny, cool mother Fudger.

  • lol im sure one day u will catch him dave

  • I am so glad sxephil mentioned chi city mentioned you. I love just watching your in car diary. I think that is the best thing on site.

  • I swear that chi city vid was the best thing to happen to me. I can't stop watching this guy.

  • agreed. both guys are funny as hell. 'REAL TALK!'

  • Yeah...really cool!!

    I like all your videos David!!

  • Awesome! Can't wait to see the video David!!!

  • David Spates all the way!!

  • i know we are all over this but.... FUCK SHANE DAWSON

  • Dang how many times do you type ":-)" a day

  • This guy should be on TV , wait a sec nvm , he is too good for tv .

  • seriously comon why is everybody gettin so wak

  • To apollo105 : Who are you talking about? :-)

  • lmao not you ur like tha only one on youtube that is still funny

  • HAHAHA "i love hurting feeling, it taste like tears so sweet", u musta jus came up with that one on the spot

  • Sweet, cant wait 2 see more vlogs & skits. welcome back OFFICIALY Dave.

  • Yay! New videos From the Spates man!

    You get FIVE stars for the stockings on the wall.

  • LOL the last part with shay cracked me up

  • Bro, you and timothydelaghetto are the fudgin best youtubers! Thanks for doing what you do!

  • Dude, you are funny. I would love to colberate with you

  • Gotta love Rawn <3 (and Spates)

  • he said its too late you need a bath lol

  • :) 5 stars

  • now YOU know!

  • you such a talented youtuber how do you not have 100s of thousands (or even millions) of subscribers?!

  • To alexxxdamasta187 : Hehehheehe, thank you. Give me some time and we'll see what happens :-)

  • Nice tooth! Make me giggle and fart!

  • I must say, the "extra on 'What's Happening' look" really works for you!

  • 1:27, did Shay Carl swear?

  • yeah, he said bitch.

  • Was up with all u diare vido?

  • To CroxyDaddy : I make all kinds of videos. Watch the playlist with the videos you like to watch :-)

  • why weren't you on blogtv thrusday was that when you were doing this?

  • this ship makes me laugh all mutha fudgin day

  • LOOKIN FRESH with that gold "tooth" lol

  • What is up with your two hats man? Look like ur name outta be Zebo!

  • to

    indigirl86 : It's one of my characters "Gangsta Gary". :-)

  • ROFL!!! He looks too country to be a gangsta! Look like he outta be hustling corn or sumthin'!!! Thanks for the reply man! Keep me laughin'!

  • To

    indigirl86 : Hehehehehe, you haven't seen him do his thing yet :-) go to my vlog playlist and look for a video called "The history of mothe fn shoes". That's him there :-)

  • AWESOME...we love your vids Dave..keep them Rolling Dude...5/5

  • Too bad, I unsubbed to TheStation :| Better upload the vid here, rofl

  • keep em comming your ship is great

  • haha, looking forward to seeing your upcoming videos Dave.

  • didnt know david was involved in the statiion vids . . . .

  • well...now, you know!!!!!!!!! xD

  • that i do, friend, that i do :)

  • to

    GamerBum12 : Aahahahaha, good one :-)

  • thanks Mr. Spates :D

  • rawn LOL.

  • Dangit .. I don't like "The Station" and don't want to sub to it. Ugg

  • OMG I LOVE RAWN

  • be a cold day in hell when catch Shay looking at porn.

  • David to the rescue, can't wait for the new stuff to hit the lala-land.

  • lol i randomly found TheStation earlier tonight dave. do black people sunburn dave? lol

  • Hahaha the end.

  • Hey David, Wow I love the make up girl, she's so hot! I know her name but not sure how to spell it! I'll try any way, Cicely! She's gorgeous! Your cool too, but right now the blood has left my head and I'm not thinking clearly!

  • woooo david cant wait hey i need ur help on this vid i will sent u the details soon

  • i'm just wo9nder ing HOW did you get on the station anyway?

  • Are you officially part of the station or are you just guest appearing in their video? Either way I love your videos.

  • I am so glad you are back, I still laugh everytime I think about you

    hiding under those cars and scaring people!!!

  • you are by far the funniest guy i know =)

  • dave are you hatian ?

  • MOTHA FUDGIN DAVID SPATES IS THE MAN!!

  • LOL. Awesome. I look forward to the vid.

  • looking sharp dave, lol

  • i cant stop saying "oh ship!" ahh david now my friends think i'm an anus hole

  • I'm so jealous. I wish I could afford a gold tooth and get all the women.

  • can't wait...looks good

  • You mother fudger..Ship,thats a nice tooth.

  • dave, u spoiled me with those 10+ min vids... i didnt get enough of the spates this time round.

  • Heh, I missed your skits. Hope you get big again and get twice as many comments as your previous account.

  • To darkants: Hehehehe, oh you don't have to worry about that. In about 3 months I'll have over 100,000 which is more than I lost :-) All thanks to you guys :-)

  • lol

  • yeah we all know that beard is spraypainted on but one question how did you come to find out rawn armpits smelled like onions when he himself didnt know?

  • To

    WorldofGN : I don't know what was wrong with his nose, but I could smell that mother fudger across the room :-)

  • Dave I miss Your Blogs On thursday.. i been to busy with school!!... :(

  • To JaimeeInLove09 : dont worry, I didn't do a show on blogtv the last 2 weeks. I was working.

  • haha... hey u have some really great talent though.ur so funny. i thought i was funny cuz my friends laughed at everything i did... but im just slow and random... soo.. but good job!!!

  • I love you.

  • To

    Iz7zI : and I love you! :-)

  • david you have to make another cockblocked with john! haha

  • Dave Is the man MORE VIDS FTW!!!

  • lol.. he minimized the pron Dave... bwahahahaha... you have my husband saying you muthier fucquer.. haha... looking forward to watching the video... :)

  • Hahaha, one day!

  • haha dave you are a beast

  • To marcoolivergibson : Thank yooou :-)

  • where my shout out mutha fudga

  • David Spates!

  • to MAallDay  : MAallDay!!!!

  • put this as a video response when the actual vid comes up so people can see it and sub you :)

  • to

    OfficialDjBigB : Oooooh, let's just say a lot of people will be seeing a lot of me real soon :-)

  • that makes it sound like you have some evil plan to take over the world and force everyone to watch your videos :-/ lmao

  • one day...one day.....

  • they are filming supa fly!

  • i cant wait ! i cant wait!

  • To sunshinesda1 : Sunshiiiiiiine!!!! that's my girl y'all :-)

  • I'm looking forward to the video, Dave.

  • lol one day you will catch shay on porn brother just keep trying lol

  • Haha glad to see youll be making more videos. Looks like that will be a funny one. Its Pfreeman by the way.

  • to panzermaster12 : What up playerrrrrrrrrrrr :-)

  • @laughandpeealittle: Not much. I wasnt able to make it to your shows the last 2 weeks if you had any. Hope youve been doing good. Been in the low 30's here lately.

  • I'll make sure to watch that one.

  • to

    MainCharacterChannel : It will be called "Adopt A Gangsta "

  • Hehe. Already laughing. :-D

  • quit puttin the camera on yoself you arrogant prick...lol jk david cant wait for the vids

  • heyy dave! cant wait too see ur movie. been ur fan scince the begging. trying to support and show the love.... kinda... jk

  • To Niekypooh : I know girlfriend, I was you very first friend on youtube :-) One Day that David Spates icon on your page will have a picture again so don't get rid of it :-)

  • um mr. Spates...what exactly are u guys filming??

  • to

    qpalzmxnskwieudjcnvb: What's with the Mr.? anyway, a video called "adopt a gangsta" for the station. :-)

  • Thought you finally cursed and lightning struck you glad ur back

  • To SharpWanker : Aahahahahaha, glad to be back :-)

  • mutha fudga! i want to see you on one of the stations videos, you would definitly make it more enjoyable to watch :D

  • to UDONTKNOWMEPEAPLE : What the.... folks, I know he did not just say that. Mannnn, what do you think we are doing in this video? son of a :-)

  • what the whaaaat, i didnt think you were gona respond Bro :D, wish you alotta luck on building up your awesome channel, and im behind you all the way! chyeah thats word, cant touch this :D stop.. hammer time

  • Lord knows what horrors lie beneath Shaycarl's so-called "beard."

  • To

    Loner4Life : Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaa, truuuue :-)

  • LOL! shaycarl watching PORN AHAHAHHA nice try dave nice try :P

  • dgd

  • "It's the tooth, baby"

  • Yo what show you work for?

  • thestation its a youtube channel

  • dave love ur vids

    absolutely hilarious XD

  • thank you, but just to warn you, I'm just warming up. :-)

  • that's funny... tears are usually salty... i loved it though.

    :)

  • lol the end!!

  • omg im glad ur back

    i been looking all over for u ..:

    i like ur vids

    ur a funny guy :)

  • to nica025 : and I'm glad you found me :-)

  • ayo man you are fudgin hilarious.

  • I like watching your videos. You're "real", not like most of those other asshole douche-bag vloggers.

  • LOVE YA DAVE!!

  • to

    ButtaLuvin : Love ya too Butta! :-)

  • no d[rive]-log this time? haha...

  • Your vlogs are awesome

  • i will always love your videos  keep them comin gives me somthing to watch when i don't wanna watch tv

  • i just want to post this comment so you will respond to it :D

  • to

    cachgill : nope :-)

  • was that shaytard?!?!

  • to

    gaarahellya123 : Don't take this wrong, but really? Let's see, I say his name at least twice, and who the fudge else even resembles him? :-)

  • hahahahaha rawn... hes so fudgin' funny

    david spates, you are the best on youtube there is no doubt.. :)

  • to

    icl96 : Thank yooooou :-)

  • I can't way to see this video!! I love Shay and I love you so for you two to be together in a video it's gonna be GOOD!!!

  • is that Edward Collen ? hahahah

  • DAVE U CRAZY

  • Dave you simply are the best on youtube.

  • To

    Trepidity : You're making me blush :-)

  • haha double hats ftw!

  • To

    l4dcartman : That's "Gangsta Gary" babyyyyy :-)

  • u joined the station cast and did shane dawson leave

  • Lol damn yous funny liltte niggie

  • To

    PeekabooPete : nooo this lil mother fudger didn't folks. Should i block him?

  • yes

  • Aww going to block your fan? =/ alright

  • To

    PeekabooPete : I didn't block you... yet, but you new you were taking a risk with that "niggie" ship. Yo mama taught you better than that :-)

  • haha ur hella funny

  • get a tv show already you motherfudger!! damp!!!!

  • To

    davidsonabdn : Aahahahaha, mother fudger I'm trying :-)

  • damp! that toof be looking mighty sexy fine :]

  • To

    makeupbynumbers: Aahahahaha :-)

  • hope it's funny, i have that love hate thing with "the station" videos. What camera are you using?

  • To

    vallonierproduction : i don't even know what we use to shoot the stations vids, but for my channel I use a Sony HDR-xr500 Hi Def handycam).

  • DAVIDD. I'm really wondering what happened to your old channel. ]:

    Why did it get removed?

  • To bcm823 : I wish I knew my friend, but this one will be bigger in better in just a few months! :-)

  • :D Yes you can do it. I'll try to support you however I can. (:

  • To bcm823 : I appreciate it :-0

  • Damp! you look fudge'n goofy in that double hat lol. This video made me laugh pretty hard.