Clutch - "Burning Beard" DRT Entertainment

[Spinalcracker11]

up some quality over 240p... my ocd at seeing such terrible quality is distracting me from such a great band

[lonefreeze]

bitch ima grow me some beard

[rogy1969]

CLUTCH RULES ... *flails arms wildly*

[1thumpy]

"In the beginning, God created the heavens, the Earth, and CLUTCH, and all was good, and CLUTCH rocketh unto thee... "

-Marcus 3:16

[DellBurns1]

TCB

[Galaxyass1]

Reflex.

[dolotsofacid]

The Chuck Norris jokes are not funny because he is a religious fundamentalist.

[MrOFoxy]

@dolotsofacid Actually that's hilarious.

[dolotsofacid]

@MrOFoxy lol that's just how extreme he is

[stonerjuggalo770]

ron paul should grow a beard.

ron paul 2012.

[minotauros13]

thumbs up if you got the "...Ockham's razor makes the cutting clean"!!! f-ing briliant; just brilliant

[StainTheWorldRed]

Swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants, international business machine!

[ash336]

This song makes me wanna pull my nuts out and punch a crooked minister in the face. Is it just me?

[anzwrath]

@ash336 That needs to be on the album cover!

[RUBIZEN]

87 people should have searched "Bieber".

[bjmar13]

The power of the holy ghost!

WOOF WOOF WOOF!!!



[MauriceRKK]

87 people haven't a clue how to get their groove on! How can you not like this!? CLUTCH!!!!

[Katzenkaiser]

yeah, once again, I love it!!! ^^

[jfielding40]

I THINK IT'S A FUKN ELECTRIC BEARD ....ARRRRR

[nemesiz76]

The only beard i like to wear lies between your woman's legs.

[SANDHAULR723]

I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I FEEL THE NEED TO HEAR THIS SONG AT LEAST ONCE A DAY.

[gullis666]

This is one of the best fucking songs i have ever heard since i started listen to metal 1978!

Horns up for Clutch!

[Blackchalice669]

The most interesting man in the world is nowhere near as interesting as Fallon's beard let alone the man himself

[AngryTheBeard]

The path of the righteous beard is beset on all sides, by the tyranny of beardless men...

[AthenA2ptO]

@AngryTheBeard this is a fucking awesome quote man

[DellBurns1]

I THINK I WILL GROW A BEARD?

[METALandVODKA]

i can feel my beard senses tingling

[hotrodnjarmo]

Dear santa, I want a beard like Neil Fallon! I will for ever be envious of his beard in this video!! Amen and good night!

[SamoIsKing]

I bet Neil Fallons beard smells of Righteousness.

[sebbe91]

lol the singer reminds me of Alexander Bard

[MIDIandCode]

Awesome song. Great video.

[thundercliffs]

doesn't the singer pitch for the Giants?

[DeadBabiesRpro]

240p we meet again.

[TheProtronic]

Going back to church now!

[TheCreepsAreAlright]

Yes, you can levitate, too! All you got to do is...

Ahh...

[shaolinmonkey84]

i want his beard

[sigmapsicharlie]

I don't know what the hell he is talking about but it sounds cool.

[lightningbolt1998pro]

i like how theres the tall skinny pianist without a beard just chillin there

[Fruffl3s]

@lightningbolt1998pro That's because *real* men have beards.

[Ironeasterndragon]

Corporate America becomes the new Faith.

[MrVomitusdk]

@Ironeasterndragon

maximize profit the prophet said.

[TitanDeluxe]

favourite part of the whole song is that low D at 1:11 perfect!

[scubadude235]

you guys rock

[MrMonkeyman297]

he is not the same without beard i love hes beard

[roboman657]

the drummer always looks like hes gonna die

[NILBOG13]

FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sabresfn2661]

...Brian Wilson?

[Caboose523]

Neil Fallon's beard is cool and all... But what about his amazing tie? 

[red33m23]

I just now found Clutch and they are awesome!

[sabot81]

Didnt know cylons went to church!!!

[ScyL0n]

@sabot81 hahah lol

[fatabe1]

that beard...is epic

[XpanterafanX]

All I want for Christmas is to be Neil Fallon's beard.

[xlgalaxie]

OHIO FREEDOM TASK FORSK..........got you back!

[xlgalaxie]

When the world gets fucked up your Ohio buddies will help you. and hope your brothers will help us too. Take i'm down with are ar's and 45s.

[xlgalaxie]

I'm from Ohio and I love your tunes and so does everyone else here! Keep it up But fuck the steelers. LOL. you guys rock.

[Thunderhead357]

Simply the best Metal band of recent times. Certainly my best alongside Al Jourgenssens Ministry

[hopeechangee]

Chuck Norris had to get permission from CLUTCH to grow his beard!!!

[MrNomadnomo]

I saw these guys open for Neurosis about fifteen or sixteen years ago. This baby-faced dude walks out on stage and I think, "This is going to suck." Then they played Binge and Purge. They've been my favorite band ever since.

[CAPSrule8888]

FLY THAT MARYLAND FLAG!!

[MrWadestar]

Best rock on the planet!!!!

[akitasgt]

why in the name of Christ is there a dislike button on a CLUTCH video.? Blasphemy

[union49]

Fear the Beard

[jihadsuitcase]

85 people need to beheading...Im just sayin. I can do it, but it'll cost ya.

[TheTurtleCurtains]

damn lobsterbacks! always attacking during clutch

[MrMatthewbrad]

240 pt... ¬.¬



[Ballsarama]

Does anyone see a strong relationship between Clutch and Captain Beyond? The similarities, especially in this song, are strong.

[xxgoaliemaster]

dude, i grew a beard on my dick!

[Dane1Boefel]

This is so amazing that the fact, that i listened to it, made my mom grow a beard :D

[kuosimodo]

84 never visit the church!

[AmazingDeadThings]

BEARDS ARE FOR MEN AND GODS!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFYYYYYYYYYYEEEE­EAH!!!! -super beard erection power engage-

[guiltyxdesire]

@Longboarder420brah I thought your name was Longbearder when I first looked at it lol

[psilocybekitten]

thats the best beard ive ever seen.  i have come undone!!!!!

[Friedstuffsable]

Lumberjack hipsters. 

[Friedstuffsable]

@thegranitebison You know so much about me by my two word post. I know more about you by your response. Put on your flannel and drink some more PBR. Let it run down your beard, Lumberjack.

[thegranitebison]

@Friedstuffsable Lol I just said that to fuck around with you man, then realized it was pathetic so deleted it. Nice job, now I really do have that opinion of you xD Btw, I'll have an Anchor Steam or a Brewdog instead.

[Friedstuffsable]

@thegranitebison Never heard of those. But let the foam run down your beard sweetie.

[thegranitebison]

@Friedstuffsable xD you remind me of the backwoods rapists in deliverance, you seem a bit too fascinated by my non-existent beard..

[Friedstuffsable]

@thegranitebison "You know that's sharp if it can shave a hair"

[thegranitebison]

@Friedstuffsable alrighty.

[Govanmauler]

i have a delivery of Awesome here for Clutch , oh wait , must be some mistake you appear to have it all already .

[thegranitebison]

I'm finally proud to be from Maryland

[hbksboy1]

@thegranitebison yeah its good to not just have crabs as the only thing good about md

[thegranitebison]

@hbksboy1 lol there's nothing like having crab legs and a PBR on the inner harbor. Even though PBR is shit. But it's not about the beer x)

[addytude529]

@thegranitebison totally. clutch is the first thing i think of when i hear "maryland" and "cool" in a sentence xD

[LadyofWar1980]

Ooooooh.....beard......

[XXgoblinmonkeyXX]

this band makes me proud to live in maryland.

[crypter27]

@XXgoblinmonkeyXX It makes me proud that Maryland has talent,but not to live in Maryland even though I'm a native son.

[Enemyofreality84]

@Longboarder420brah Epicness of the epic.

[Enemyofreality84]

Holy Ghost, what a band!

[UnrealSoldier666]

Neil Fallon is THE FUCKING MAN!

[babymagggiee]

YES! CLUTCH!

[Dartellophas]

if he was the pastor for a church i would go to church...BUT ONLY the church he is hte pastor at

[DaveLaFrusta]

Spaccanooooo

[Agett]

BlankTV, we meet again.

[jackofblades2007]

83 people were attacked by lobsterbacks.

[supapintofreak]

teacher caught me in youtube in class

looks at what im looking at

sees its Clutch

teacher says its ok

that is all

[mrernestthomspon]

@supapintofreak Teacher reads your horrible English, says its not OK. Get back to studying loser.

[mtjpb001]

@mrernestthomspon Use commas, loser.

[mrernestthomspon]

@mtjpb001 Commas where they aren't needed? OK, loser.

[thegranitebison]

@mrernestthomspon hey mna just wanted 2 say sup n stuf hop u njoy teh music :)

[mrernestthomspon]

@captaingrundy And you came on here, and all we got was your lousy recycled joke, which was never funny when first created.

[111vnderbnder111]

@supapintofreak teacher caught me in youtube in class

looks at what im looking at

see its Clutch

teachers brain blows up

that is all

[111vnderbnder111]

@supapintofreak oh and the teachers brain blew up because of Clutch's awesomeness :)

[IamKungFuGrip]

@supapintofreak that teach needs a raise!



[ShitCrap]

@supapintofreak and then the teacher was saint of everyday hustlin'

[LeHerpaDerp]

@GiggleHz Oh -.-"

[LeHerpaDerp]

@GiggleHz Huh? O.o

[GiggleHz]

@LeHerpaDerp lol, bearded clam, google it ;P

[LeHerpaDerp]

If I was a dude, I'd have a beard.

[GiggleHz]

@LeHerpaDerp Your clam, it can be bearded.

[evulgeenyus]

MD FTW!

[Xynok111]

One of the few drummers who is a proper cut above the average rock beat wanker.

[Machinehead645]

If any of you actually believe this is math metal, youre fucking stupid lol.

[lostlov30]

Notch is the only reason I'm growing a beard.

[midianpart2]

I got to meet this guyhey where are you I dont think my family is my family hmmm? do you know something illusions make cheap defenses

[midianpart2]

I got to meet this guyhey where are you I dont think my family is my family hmmm? do you know something

[kloudyskyz]

Are they from MD?

[AllanFowler]

@kloudyskyz Yes, but I don't remember exactly where.

[kloudyskyz]

@AllanFowler Yeah, I ended up looking it up. I live in MD and not too far from where they're from. It's pretty cool. I'v listened to these guys for a while but never knew they were from around here until I watched this vid and saw the MD flags in the back round.

[TheSethIkrass]

Math Metal?

[ourslerchris46]

@TheSethIkrass stoner rock  math metal would be ministry or bands like them

[TheSethIkrass]

@ourslerchris46 ahhh no Ministry are industrial...

[TheSethIkrass]

Respond to this video...there are some math rock elements in this band though

[TheButtface14]

If I were to be baptized, I'd want to be baptized by Neil's beard while he sings this song

[LordVoltRod2c]

WOW if church was like that I WOULD WAN'T to go EVERY DAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Give me a minister who can do all I see in the video & PREACH LIKE THAT and my a-- will be in that church pew before you can say holy ghost!!! Missils flying all over and never harming nothing would be cool too.

[afterlifeavenger]

You know Daft Punk goes to Neil Fallon's sermons religiously.

[goblinboy123]

I kneel before THY BEARD!!

[vinjank]

THY ENEMY IS AT THE GATE

[Lunarizing]

I can't turn this up enough.

[thinkslaughter]

beardtastic

[RazzerKirk]

82 people will be forced to grow a beard.......

then have it burned

[GiggleHz]

The Amish, gettin down.

[locopolos]

rasputin (beard guy), in hellboy, the movie, anyone?? no?? :D

[RxCxHerrera]

this is the fucking jam!

[outlaw6066]

Neil Fallon looks like a pissed off Dave Matthews with a gnarly ass beard.

[thinkslaughter]

Every day I wake up we drink a lot of coffee and watch the CNN

Every day I wake up to a bowl of clover honey and let the locusts fly in.

Lobsterbacks attack the town again

Wrap all my things in aluminum

Beams of darkness streak across the sky

Pink rays from the ancient satellite

Every time I look out my window same three dogs looking back at me

Every time I open my windows cranes fly in to terrorize me

The power of the Holy Ghost

[thinkslaughter]

Shadow of the New Praetorian

Tipping Cows in fields Elysian

Saturnalia for all you have

The seven habits of the highly infected calf

Swan diving off the tongues of crippled giants

International Business Machine

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs

Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone

It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone

[thinkslaughter]

Bugger bugger bugger dumb the last of academe

Ockham's razor makes the cutting clean

Shaven like a banker, lilac vegetal

Break the glass ceiling and the golden parachute on down

The power of the Holy Ghost comes to town

Shadow of the New Praetorian

Tipping cows in fields Elysian

Saturnalia for all you have

The seven habits of the highly infected calf

[HandMeThatHammer]

@thinkslaughter NICE!

[leftgibson]

Every time i look out the window..same 3 dogs lookin back at me too!!! Either we live in the same neighborhood...or i need to put down the meth pipe!

[leftgibson]

Clutch eats Metal for breakfast!

[preacherZer0]

everyday... I wake up... drink a lot of coffee, watch the CNN.

\,,/ 

[FunkyHonkyCDXX]

I can't stop listening to this song!

[PoofyWaffleTramp]

that guy kind of looks like abraham lincoln!

[StarWarsAndMusic1735]

@PoofyWaffleTramp Ironically, they have a song called "Abraham Lincoln" and their album 'Elephant Riders' was released on his assassination date. Awesome, right? :)

[TheJonnyhudson]

Cylons???

[dajoekr]

I think I'm gonna sue Clutch now. They've made me spend a fortune on socks by continually rocking them off.

[AussieGriffin]

I'm starting to think this is a deliberate exercise in non-sensical song writing, like "I am the egg man" by The Beatles. (If it's a bunch of occult references then even my knowledge on the subject is overwhelmed and I know my stuff.)

A.G.

[Graymavyn]

@AussieGriffin Actually the vast majority of the song makes sense. It's somewhat surreal but ties together quite easily. The references go from Roman mythology, public holidays and politics to biblical theory, books on management styles and the use of archaic terminology to refer to current affairs. For instance the ancient satellite is another name for the moon and lobsterbacks is an old term for the British redcoats.

[AussieGriffin]

@Graymavyn Yeah, I'll give you the individual references, yet I'd have to examine them to the level of the Bible Code to get them to make sense together.

A.G.

[Graymavyn]

@AussieGriffin Burning beard is either a reference to the burning beard theory of Jewish mythology or to a scene in an old book where an important business sets his beard on fire accidentally, at an important dinner party, and is forced to douse it in a bowl of soup, ruining his reputation.

[AussieGriffin]

@Graymavyn You know I didn't know the last one... that said, I have heard of the idea that Moses was tripping on mushrooms when he saw the burning bush. (The Ark of the Covenant being a radioactive time-space distortion weapon? That's a whole different ball of wax.)

A.G.

[RIPdixiecarter]

I grew a beard instantly after watching this.

[ineffabletool]

It's that riff... it's fucking awesome!

[ineffabletool]

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm a big fan of Clutch. I like most of what they've done. But this song is so far ahead of everything else they've done it's almost unbelievable. I can't think of one other band where one of their songs is so much better than the rest...

[DJimmyD68]

The problem with Clutch is that .... my headphones keep falling off!

[burnja]

He never smiles. It intimidates me.

[FunkyHonkyCDXX]

@burnja Would you smile if your beard was burning?

[irvingcsaltzburg]

@burnja He's playing the role of an insane preacher in this video why the fuck would he smile?

[MisterBlinkyTheGreat]

@wildelakecf11 Haha why the hell would we bother learning American history?! Its a 200 year old country, it's history is non-existent.

[akiskem]

I'm never shaving again. EVER!

[jaysunrad]

CLUTCH !!!

[spiderjerusalem100]

LOBSTER BACKS ATTACK THE TOWN AGAIN!

I have no idea what that means but it's damn awesome lol.

[wildelakecf11]

@spiderjerusalem100

I'm assuming American History wasn't your strongest subject...

[spiderjerusalem100]

@wildelakecf11 lol nope i'm English we don't study American History.

[Iuhirur]

@spiderjerusalem100 Red Coats

[phishchill]

That is STONER baby !!!!!!

[hrpufnstuffable]

Id go to that church IN A DAMN MINUTE

[RichieGrowsChillies]

Levitation is the best dance manouvre ever...

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