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  • very funny.

  • It's from the first alien v predator bro

  • what was the last clip from?

  • Why did the predator throw away the aliens dick

  • younggunjohn24

  • 3 people doesn't like pokering

  • ALIEN: put your cards down.

    PREDATOR: hold on im thinking.

    CHESTBURSTER: wow your cards suck!

    PREDATOR: SHUT THE FUCK UP!! (throws the chestburster)

    ALIEN: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK?!

    PREDATOR: i hate cheaters

    lol awesome

  • alien oszukuje hahaha! XD predator rządzi XD XD XD LOL

  • Alien is like "WTF now how do I know what cards you have?!"

  • predator: *saying in his head* ha! I got this guy beat!

    Chestbuster: *Saying through hive mind* O.O Woah this guy has an unbeatable hand!

    Predator: >.> Hey what the fuck!? Cheater! *Grabs Chestbuster throws him*

    Alien: Dude that was my little brother wtf!?

    Predator: Maybe you shouldn't cheat mother fucker!

  • Predator: ummmmmm (thinking)

    Chestbuster: holy shit he has an ACE!!!

    Predator: Damn it mother fucker! (trows away)

    Alien: Man wtf?!?!?

    Predator: suck my dick!

  • Wait... can't the Predator see through the cards with the vision enhancements on his mask? I mean they can see in different filters with it, right?

  • @weldonwin It's just thermal vision. He doesn't have x-ray or anything like that, lol.

  • lol

  • People, this isn't how AvP started! THIS is: /watch?v=VfsFV7VGBzI (Watch 'till end)

  • Alien: (Waiting for Predator to choose a card)

    Predator: (Thinking)

    Chestbuster: (Helping his big brother in cheating)

    Predator: Hey, get off me you little s**t. (Takes the chestbuster and wings him away)

    Alien: HEY !!!!! THAT WAS MY BRO YOU THREW !!!!!!

    (The war begins now...)

  • ohhh wasn't that cute a little chestbuster with a hat

  • that is how the war started

  • @andyszczubelek ooook

  • @andyszczubelek uh....what?

  • Alien's like: Oy! That was my sister!

  • Woot

  • so this is how the war started i always wondered how

  • Predator:Hmmmmm....what to do.......damn cant think.

    *Chestbuster sneaks to check Preds cards.

    Predator:Hey! get outta here you xenomorph b*tch!

    Alien:Hey that was my baby brother!

  • hahahahahahaha

  • predator gaga: can't read my cant read my no the alien can't read ma poker face!

  • lol! the chestburster wif the green visor peeking over the pred's shoulders. Throws. and the alien hisses 'hey dont throw our baby like that yer nasty ass!'

  • Dude, just wait fifteen minutes for that chestburster to grow up...

  • Chestburster: oooh, looks like I dealed you a bad hand there!

    Pred: Fuck you. -throws-

    Alien: HEY!!! U can't treat my friend like that!

    Pred:Hell yeah I can.

  • cool (smile)

  • wo her sind na die kostüme ist ja cool

  • the chestburster was so awsome,cute too.and the way the alien reactied,great.he was all like"omg.crap,don't throw burzy"or something like that

  • the baby alien wearing a visor. lol He's the dealer!! hilarious..

  • So thats how the age old feud started, lol that was hilarious

  • The way he threw that chest buster was pretty funny if u liked this check out pedator birthday cake

  • He's wearin' a small poker cap LOL! XD

  • @Ruttie2 cuite

  • the way he throws that baby alien is a fucking riot xD

    its just like *Grab, and nonchalantly toss it to the side*

  • Predator: What is that noise?

    Alien: Joe what are his cards!!! *Predator throws other alien*

    Alien: Hey! That was my brother!

    Other Alien: I'm ok!

  • @GattiF50 this is my version version :

    Alien: come on put down a card allready!!

    Predator: I am thinking....

    "Chestbuster looks at the Predators cards"

    Alien:"whispering" brother what are his cards?

    Chestbuster:"whispering" a 5 of dimonds a 6 of spades and a...

    "predator picks up chestbuster and throws him away"

    Alien: Hey!! that was my baby brother you ashole!!!!!

    Chestbuster: erm... brother I my acid blood my have burnt through your wallet."gulp"

    Alien: Grrrr!

  • @djdj165 :3

  • @Gamelover9966 yeh it could have been better but, funny though.

  • lmao... aliens a cheater xD

  • the aliens r called chestbursters wen they're wen they r grown up they r called drones just so u guys kno

  • The alien must of been like "Hey! That was my brother!" LOL

  • Lol Alien was cheating with the chestbuster.

  • remember from spaceballs, the chest buster will the top hat and cane LOL

  • i loved spaceballs,

  • I loved when the ChestBuster came out of nowhere and looked at the Predators cards.

  • did the chest burster have a visor on its head!?! LOL

  • hahahhahahaha

    Predator:hmmmm

    Chestbuster:(in mind) now lets see what does he got here.

    Predator:wtf? get the fuck outta here

    :Alien Drone:hey that was my baby

    Predator:omg

    Alien Drne:DIEE!

  • aww the chestburster is cute, it has a little hat and everything x3

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  • This was great ! Predator 1 and Aliens 1+2 were the best science fiction movie. Never tired of watching them over and over again !

  • why does know1 like predator 2? i thought it was better than 1 in terms of plot, filming and new additions to the predator mythology

  • @Bulletbux I liked second more :D

  • I thought it was just so stupid.

  • @BlaZe433 I liked it because you got to know the predator more than in the first movie :)

  • @Bulletbux SO TRU THE SECOND IS SO UNDERRATED!

  • i lol'd

  • lol

    worm got owened

  • i think this was a promotion for avp

  • THIS IS A COMMERCIAL!

  • ha ha the predator larva was wearing a dealers hat

  • no dude it's an alien chestburster.

  • hat**

  • alien has a reason to be psised, predator threw the lil baby alien for no reason.

    and alien is all like

    "ZOMFG, WTF WAS THAT FOR"

    btw, nice hate chestburster

  • Dont you see that the little baby alien is cheathin for the big alien and looks on the predators cards :)

  • rofl , the worm is like " HAY GUYTHS "

  • why at the end was there a scene from AVP(2004 Cross-over film)

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  • lol no, it was wearing a mini green cap.

  • lol the chestburster's poker hat lol

  • throws chestburster and alien was all >=O

  • Lol Alien cheatin!

  • this is just one of the things leading to the war

  • the other tyhing leading to the war was hogging the shower and getting the toilet flushed on ya, these guys r bad room mates

  • @kakuzu12345 did you see the ping pong one?? alien got his ass whupped cus he laughed at predator for missin the ball lol

  • @rabbitluvscena

    :o, i gots to cs dat one x3

  • @kakuzu12345 go here

  • @kakuzu12345 this is the one for the ping pong battle

  • @rabbitluvscena

    Youtube dont show links, but thanks anyway, i already has saw it...ITS AWSOME

  • LOL the Alien in that is ticked off:D GO PREDATOR

  • soooo efing funy

  • FUCKIN FUNNY!

    *Chestburster looks at Pred's card*

    *Predator Roars and throws it on da floor*

    *Alien Hisses at Predator*

    ROFLMAO!!!

  • well lol

  • wow

  • I must agree with both aceSomehow3395 and Asgard92 this is indeed incredibly funny

  • Damn that so fuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

  • Oh... men!!! Hahahahaha... very funny!!

    Other alien and predator more funny, please!

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