How To Cow-Tip

[BieberSwaag1]

this is halarious. "moo!"

[1707regina]

moo!

[XBlueM0ndayX]

Great.

[auntiepicklebottom]

I cow tipped... But ended up having anal buttsecks with it.

[fastboy205]

Why does everybody gotta hate on howcast?

[and4money4]

i live in minnesota

[nike54254]

press 9

[DoctorRamen]

This is sad. :(

[Awtted]

What geographical area of the country do you live in? You seem like the kind of guy who has only seen cattle when driving by them on the highway.

[ShermaineNeo]

Lol moo. This sounds fun

[MrKinkysloth]

Lol :)

[BigVOLdaddy]

best way to cow tip.....get drunk, ask her out then when she says no, try to knock her over

[rollercoasterfweak]

@BigVOLdaddy Oh BVD... i never thought i'd find you commenting on a non-sports video like this. Does it really haunt you that this satrical video is here? It's funny

[skasman80]

Lol...so silly!!

[Kovu427]

I love animals, but when I get a pickup and can legally drive it, I'm gonna get some of my buddies and go cow-tipping! I'm aware that cows weigh 1500 pounds and are easily startled, but it sounds like fun...though I'm not fond of getting shot in the leg by a pissed of farmer. DON'T JUDGE ME!!! I'M YOUNG AND IGNORANT!!!

[elovesee2011]

sorry not sleep rest is the proper term I am lookin for.

[elovesee2011]

Ok just sayin I used to be a farm girl and cows can sleep standing up. We simply went up to the side all got out. Blared the stereo, horn, and started screaming. Then it just fell over. We did it all the time.

[Stewiegriffinist]

Lesson 1: Cow tipping is not biologically possible, as they do not sleep standing up. Plus, it would require brute force to do so.

[Waterzuka]

Thats what i call Cow-Tipping,HA HA HA!

[MegaSonicKing]

the cows ribs would get broken

[MegaSonicKing]

and also it will break the cows ribs causing it to be killed

[MegaSonicKing]

so i need one giant head

[MegaSonicKing]

you forgot the last step going to jail

[rocafella142]

@MegaSonicKing lol so true

[thundercloud47]

The part about avoiding the crabby farmer is the best advice given in this video. Instead of crabby though they should have said "Very angry possibly armed farmer." Why would a farmer be angry? He or she will be thinking that a cow tipper will sue them if the cow tramples them in the act of running away. Or sue them if they step in a pile of cow manure. Farmers get sued all the time by trespassers so don't expect them to be friendly when they catch you on their land.

[MegaSonicKing]

@thundercloud47 ima shoot your face off if you tip my cow

[MegaSonicKing]

@thundercloud47 geting sued by stepping in cow shit lol the trespassers are the ones that should get sued

[lghtnin50]

Is 15% enough when tipping a cow?

[slimsanta]

moo

[MirtaGevFett]

am i a horible person if i want to do this now?

[priya1985]

@MirtaGevFett its fake, do you really think you can push over a 2000lb animal ?

[MirtaGevFett]

@priya1985 ... maybe... XD

[RazorRamon00]

That's sooo funny!!

I l o v e cow tipping!!

Yeah!

[btrballin]

why would someone teach how to do something this mischievous

[rafidiscool]

if there's an udder no n-n-nee-d to shudder

[Megansings01]

I think they need to do

"how to star tip" its FUN :D

[gnrROCK4ever]

imagine talking to the people in prison after that

you: what are you in for

inmate: I ATE A BABY, YOU

you: I tipped over a cow

[sephiredoll]

WTF



[Thefirefliesgirl]

The "Moo" at 0:51 Is HILARIOUS. :D

[Hotspot3500]

I actually found this pretty funny

[vivalaresistanc]

Why is there no videos of cow tipping on the internet? Because it's VERY hard to do.

All the people who say they've gone are idiots who brag about something they haven't done.

[HorseMad31]

Moo.

[jameroo3498]

@:52, MOO.

[TheMarblegirl101]

how to tip a cow

You will need... some change

Step 1: walk up to a cow

Step 2:give it some change

Done

[Zalman1337]

@TheMarblegirl101 Step 1.b: make sure you're not a Jew, or else Step 2 will be impossible.

[TheMarblegirl101]

@Zalman1337 4 things

1.im not a jew. im an 11 year old kid

2.read my about me section on my channel so you can think TWICE about saying stuff like that

3.i have WAY more money than 20 cents

4.my comment is a top comment so BACK OFF!

[Zalman1337]

@TheMarblegirl101

1. Didn't say you were.

2. Nobody cares.

3. *see 2*

4. *see 2*

5. You're an autistic retard for not getting the joke I was making (Jews don't tip).

[TheMarblegirl101]

@Zalman1337 (sighs) looks like that's another person on the blocked list. along with my 86 other people

[Falloutfan961]

@TheMarblegirl101 typical.

[Gunslinger48]

@Zalman1337 "autistic retard?" That is a pretty pathetic put down.

[Zalman1337]

@Gunslinger48 It's pretty accurate for some kid who's spergin' out over a comment I made 3 months ago.

[alexmary76]

tip my tip..lol

[dontgettocomfortable]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD U WANNA TIP A COW??!!

[sfakasswannabe]

This is hilarious.

[parazit43v3r]

AAAAAHH a GIANT ARM!!!

[iamagagamonster]

Thats called cow tipping! Ha! Ha!

[TheDudiful]

Who could dislike this?

[jstring6969]

the cows die when you do this to them...

[IDFPleonexia]

@jstring6969 No they don't you idiot. You could potentially injure the cow if they fell on a solid object other than the ground or landed awkwardly, but pushing a cow over won't kill it. If that were the case and cows were so fragile, they would have gone extinct long ago.

[TheRandomvidzguy]

tiped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh. jumped up, chocked a giraff, snaped his neck, broke it in half...eminem.

[chuchula67]

i luv this video :)



[MrNanoor]

This will be usefull when im partying with rednecks tomorrow!

[ilikerock222]

In soviet russia, cows tip you

[jgantner1]

thats just mean i mean fuck you

[AyaHyuuga]

Than count to three, and push!

Moo BI

[crazynss0183]

0:51 Moo. 

[xAiiRPLANES]

Holy shit this is hilarious.

[Snodgers3rdclass]

oh

[WishingBabyX]

I first thought is "How to cow-shit"

[mickandnickstudios]

How to push over a cow..?

[SuperSkydawg]

City folks talking. Can't be done. Go run into something that weighs 800-1000 lbs. After you do that try it with something thats alive.

[MultiRump]

i cow tipped once, but i got grounded for pushing down my mom.

[Dannyhunter1970]

lets cow tip tonight ever who wants to go coll me on 07547826922 hurry dont dealy thanks for looking

[MELVILIANS]

1:53 lol

[rockingrugger]

What an epic video

[Orenjisodakudasai]

0:51 - moo

[dewa1808]

@Orenjisodakudasai 1.09 - Grrrr

[ebelle543]

how to cow tip

1. push them over.

[MrDerby2u]

did you know...?

tipping a cow can break all the ribs on the side it fell on.

it's illegal to cowtip.

[Mario123Man]

Can they believe they get payed for playing with this doll set, thing?

[PrincessSahra1]

Priceless...I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants! Thank you!!

[cowtippers13]

cow tippers my life

[MsUltraEmo]

Cow tipping kills cows Howcast,ure so stupid. yea,lets tell a bunch of kids to cow tip nd when they kill the cow,they'll be tramatized. fun! :/

[hangtight97]

@MsUltraEmo I know this is an action ppl do often, but Howcast makes some how to's that are just stupid, like "how to tell if your toys are alive".

[lovegirl12245]

did u know an easier way to tip cows is to get lil toys and play with them 

[BluelightSpike]

I'm sensing some "Animal Rights" Douchebaggery comming.

[0121brapp]

step 9, get yo head blew off by farmer

[Maddayish]

you know cow tipping kills them,right?It collapses their lungs and suffocates the cow.

'How to get arrested for animal abuse,by Howcast'

[MrSteadySlasher]

0:56 looks like someone was already here

[10kzebra]

so it's fake, right?

[bears7777777]

@10kzebra cow tipping is real, but it actually breaks the cows pelvis, and they cant walk. NEVER try this.

[DogtownLord]

1:38 - They cheated! God tipped it.

[TheSimguy007]

FALLOUT 3!! I DID COW TIPPING THERE!

[SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS]

moo.

[dbztothemax9041]

u forgot 1 thing, cow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tylerf13ful]

tommy boy!

[1tayday]

Step 2 while it is still light pick an entry point from which you can get a quick get away without being seen........... O.K now think pervertadly

[poiuy0174]

if you want to some something really funny /watch?v=y8mQXqSufyE

[lookatmeanimator]

@poiuy0174 not only is that not a cow, but the music sucks.

[Austopian]

i like turtles

[Thefallenraptor]

i just watched a video about tipping cows... jesus

[TheNinimindfreak]

LOL!!!!!!!

[SAMMYJS991]

WTF is up with all these Chuck Norris bull??

I mean really - Chuck could not even go to Japan and stop the reactor.

[fedd0]

steers and bulls arent the same thing. also im a ninja

[SNUFFLESxXx]

HOW TO TIP A COW.

step1.go to a cow pasture.

step2.go up to a cow.

step3.push the cow as hard as you can.

step4.run as fast as you can.

[MILFboySLIM123]

thats sly as

[kingduncan100]

Step 1 hope you dont get your ass shot off by the farmer!

[ZippyRagu]

DAVE: Let's tip the cow

(gives quarter to cow)

COW: Moo, thank you.

[Lycros]

Sorry guys but here's the physics. Difficult but not impossible.

[Lycros]

What do so many people have against the possibility or impossibility of cow tipping? There was one a man who killed a bear with his bare hands. So if that's possible tell me how its impossible to tip a cow over? Have you ever tried it? If not then how can you say its impossible? Most highschoolers couldn't do it, and surely most college students as well but personally I don't think its impossible.

[thegreatlordkaiser]

@Lycros it may be possible but it is surely not probable, even if it wasn't a couple of drunken students. is it possible to tip a cow? sure. Will i even faintly believe someone that said they did it? not a chance.

[USDAChuckSteak]

@Lycros With as big of a myth that cow tipping is there would surely be a video up of it on YT right? Let me know when you find an actual video of real life cow tipping.

[USDAChuckSteak]

@Lycros With as big of a myth that cow tipping is there would surely be a video up of it on YT right? Let me know when you find an actual video of real life cow tipping.

[TheSyd888]

i'm never gonin cow tipin!!!!!

[benjimypal21]

well i dont care im going COW TIPPING!!

[Shalai80]

This is funny, but a country tradition or (urban legend) hmmmmmmmmmmm

[IncidentalEnding]

Isn't the symbol they use the same as the one used for Smosh videos?

[lillyandalex]

I don't get it. What's the fun in this?

[Lycros]

@lillyandalex

Well lets see, maybe its the challenge? The danger? The ability required that's akin to hunting?

[lillyandalex]

@Lycros the challenge of tipping a cow? the danger of getting my ass kicked by a cow? and the last question makes zero sense. regardless, still sounds lame. not my kind of "fun" i guess.

[Hitamaru]

what is painkiller? the dream theater song?

[Dannyhunter1970]

lets all cow tip

[vampov]

These people have never cow tipped before

[Canera411]

210 people tried to tip a bull.

[luckysod04]

Chuck Norris tips PBR bulls

[Dylantricky1]

@luckysod04 Thats just as a baby. He tips dinosaurs How? HE BROUGHT THEM BACK TO LIFE WITH HIS 18 PACK.

[TheTrappybeaver]

@luckysod04 What's a PBR cow?

[juliejuly14]

@TheTrappybeaver so i realize this comment was a month ago but if you're still wondering it stands for professional bull riding

[TheTrappybeaver]

@juliejuly14 Thanks. I had forgotten about but I hadn't figured it out yet.

[MHzolanius]

This concept is absolute bull. No pun intended, unless you think it's funny. Even though it isn't. And even if it were possible, who would try to push over a cow anyway? It'd be just as much fun pushing over a fuzzy brick wall.

[xlxshanexlx]

@MHzolanius They sleep standing up, how is it impossible to tip them over then?

[MatterEngineer]

@xlxshanexlx The actually don't sleep up-right, ever.

[Lycros]

@MatterEngineer

Did you even watch the video? It compensated for them sleeping laying down.

[460mudder]

Can't happen. No way. Not possible. Anyone who says they have is a F***ing liar.

[kedwardsTWO]

@460mudder you need to find some mates with big enough balls to actually carry it out, and do it in a bit of a ditch

[nintendork2000]

@460mudder except for the people I've seen on the farm doing it across from my school O.o

[460mudder]

@nintendork2000 You've probably seen them taking calves down for doctoring or branding. They are not "Cow Tipping" in the sense of this video. If you say they are, then you are a bold face LIAR!

[EliteDoomer]

LoL@howcast teaching you how to break the law.

[msalmoides]

Nicely done. Awesome.

[MrJowee]

You're not going to knock over a 1500lb animal by pushing on it's side.

[maycraren]

0:49

...

[SaiCanid]

If you see udders no need to shutter, but if there's a dick, RUN QUICK!

XD

[dubbeltid]

LOL talk about useless video xD

[HotOhDamn]

Dern kids get off my lawn! :)

[laxspartan16]

wow, the exact word for word instructions from ehow. com

[cuteblanca]

Please attack me! You are fucking neanderthals! You mother fuckers!

[cuteblanca]

You are fucking assholes!

[ganitywaltz]

1:37 hahahaha count to three and...where the helll did that finger come from!:D

[ah21283]

bahaha 0:51 "mooo"

[alexiscullen1902]

dosent that hurt the cows?

[DFNoeloni]

@alexiscullen1902 ...it kills them. =D

[icool247]

moo lol

[360randomperson]

they look small and plastic instead of big and squishy

[TheCookiemonster74]

Painkiller already ep. 26

[TheBlenderblob]

Painkiller allready

[nate5539]

hahahahaha WOW!

[Callen013]

thumbs up if you came here from painkiller already 10/14/10

[Callen013]

thumbs up if you came here from painkiller already 1014/10 

[bilyisbored92]

The More You Know

[LedZeppelin13k7]

if you have enough people you can pull it off but one person CAN NOT! push over a cow I don't care if you're ray lewis. Tried it myself several times on my family farm they re foot and keep standing. I got the idea from Tommy Boy lol.

[dogsandcowsrule]

@ Killzoneguy117

Well don't they get any bit of respect or dignity?? Cows are the second best singers of nature! It starts with a "MMM..." and it ends with a "OOOO...!" just pure genius! MOOO! how can you hate and laugh at them?!?! Their just too awesome!

[Nirix89]

Are you guys too pussy to try it yourself? no surprise.

How would you like people picking on you at night when you cant see anything? oh wait! that's what your like this, because someone did.

[dogsandcowsrule]

POOR COWS!!! this is so wrong! It should be against the law! Farmers should hide among the cows with a gun waiting for cow tippers- their invading personal property by the way, oh, and not to mention animal cruelty so that's a pretty BIG fine. I hope you stupid cow tippers get caught!

COWS RULE!!!

**DON'T HATE, APPRECIATE COWZIES!!**

[Killzoneguy117]

@dogsandcowsrule Cows get turned into steaks and hamburgers any way and those that do not just defecate all day. I see nothing wrong with pushing something that does that over. Ahahaha

[njlacrosse9]

@dogsandcowsrule im prettysure it is illegal. animal cruelty, trespassing private property, maybe even vandalism but idk i live in a city

[ILOVEWEBKINZ80]

I love cows and I think this is rude

[beerbeerman101]

at  2:19 was the best part

[Delightbunnie]

Very funny video, I don't think most people get that this is done in humor.

It ain't serious, folks.

[Chickinwranglers]

baha... i love how he figures that a bull an steer are the same thing...lmfao... if its nite... cattle sleep ... they also sleep laying down... wat a bunch of idiots... i would love to know how many head of cattle these douche bags actually have seen in real life let alone raised... bahaha... idiots...

[guy12344x]

lol dead cows 0:56