Cinematic Excrement - Episode 17: The Cat In The Hat part 2

[loserez21]

the cat in the hat looks fat .

[animeleader45]

oh, forgot to mention. my aunt bought this years ago for my 5 year old cousin and his 3 year old brother. they only made it half way through cause the 5 year old kept calling his mother hot. and everytime she started cooking, he'd hell 'son of a bitch!'. She and her husband thankfully trashed it, and they don't remember ever seeing it. Thank lord, it's been wiped from thier memory lol =3

[shadowguard60]

One movie that still haunts me today is ''The Volcano Disaster''. if you ever get a chance to review this go ahead. You wont be disapointed :)

[logstud972]

YOU ARE AN IDIOT, THAT WAS PROBABLY LIKE THE BEST KIDS MOVIE OF 2003.

[ambskater97]

@logstud972 You call 11% on Rotten Tomatoes the best kids movie of 2003? You poor, confused child.

[logstud972]

@ambskater97 it is a KIDS MOVIE NOT A FRIGIN GRAMMY it is for KIDS NOT ADULT'S they can not go all out perfection on a kids movie that was made in 2003 you frigin idiot

[ambskater97]

@logstud972 Are you reading what you're typing? Not putting perfection into a movie makes a bad movie. Just because it's for kids doesn't mean you shouldn't try.

[logstud972]

@ambskater97 they tried though, you can not try to hard on a kids movie, or it gets over done, and is a bad movie

[MovieMan1065]

This review is totally reminds me of how the Nostalgia Critic would review The Cat in the Hat.

[vivianaweethaertyaho]

i love the fucking movie funny and weird so. fuck u all lol :)

[shawnanthony1992]

I love the book, I ADORE Dr. Seuss... But that movie was the WORST!

[gillettevett]

Jkeww

[Malignus68]

Would really, really benefit from editing yourself. The long pauses ("can you hear that? -silence- -silence- -silence- -silence-) or ("yeah -silence- -silence- um -silence- -silence- that just happened -silencesilencesilencesilence-­) seriously hurt the otherwise excellent pacing of your reviews.

[jman7800]

the comatose babysitter part is so funny

[whatwhat98]

there was one funny part in this movie when the cat said "there's this little voice that says 'this is a bad idea' but i can barely hear it cause of an even louder voice saying 'LET THE 12 YEAR OLD DRIVE!'"

[GreenAlligator12259]

niice review! liked it very much!

[metalpyromon]

Your face is really weird.....and if you wanted the movie to be like the book than why would you bother watching it?

[solidmario1]

I'd recommend a review of the 1998 remake of psycho. I'd like to see what you have to say about that one.

[TheAlimation]

As a 9 year old kid watching this movie back in 03, I enjoyed it very much. But its only after watching it now do i get all the inappropriate jokes and realise how nonsensical the story was:D

[wylon87]

Oooo a piece of a candy!

[Soratris]

you look like woody from toy story LOL

[LILDOMAN54]

I loved the cat in the hat this guy doeant know what he is talking about

[xUmberBlackstonex]

"oh wait... shh shh shh.. can you hear that???

That's Dr Seuss Rolling in his grave!!!"

ahahahahhahahahahahaha

[marcella726]

I like this movie so much, because is very funny, but I think it could be for more, I

don't know 14 years old.

[phoenixaviles]

cool guys do it 2 other moives



[Aikabella]

Thanks for this!! I was appalled by the inappropriate jokes. What on earth did they think they were doing to this moral tail... sorry, tale!

[hackensac]

1:33

Couldn't have said it better myself

[Rabbitearsblog]

Awesome review!!! I totally agree with everything you said about this movie.

[WillisFilms1]

I have a feeling if Ed Wood saw this movie he'd be like "Dude, that is a @#$%ing terrible movie". Great review man, can't wait to watch more, and check out my channel for videos that hopefully, you won't think are excrement.

[MultiWizboy]

at 2:50 Super highdraulic instanttaneis transport stands for shit

[asvtpc]

Some bad words!

[Torterra625]

I personally thought of a scenario where Dr. Seuss comes back to live.

(Seuss magic appears before his wife)

Wife: Oh my God, you're back, Oh, i'm so glad to see yo.."

(Punches her)

Seuss: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!! I HAD A CLASSIC, AN UNTOUCHED INNOCENT CLASSIC, AND YOU F**KED IT ALL UP!!

[Mrcool210]

i gotta admit the dirty hoe joke is one of the 5 jokes that made me laugh

[Msdancer398]

this movie was not crappy!!!!!!!!!!!! sthu

[Bwkjam]

I suggest a bad war movie in honor of the fourth of July of course finish it before so you can still enjoy ur day.

[Bwkjam]

WTf shouldn't you have a new reveiw by now.

[Bwkjam]

I hope he make more than 1 reveiw a month during the summer.

[worldofpaul12]

bravo u have done it once again : D

[allmyself666]

love the vid, as always, but imtelling you, Eragon!!!! holy fucking shit that was horrible

[IamTheScorchedEarth]

i actually dont think this movie was that bad. i mean i laughed a little and some jokes were clever, not the best movie ever of course, but i consider it was decent... just my two cents

[peterfinnfilms]

Great vid, as always!

But... what reference were you referring to at 4:43?

[smeghead4269]

@peterfinnfilms As Alec Baldwin was falling he screamed "Judas Priest!" (as a substitute for "Jesus Christ!") I doubt most of the kids who saw this film would know who Judas Priest is.

[Cassavius]

I was expecting a joke along the line of: "Paris Hilton was in everything back in 2003...or was that the other way around..." But you kept it classy 8)

Hilarious review XD Can't wait to see you take on "Gigli" 8D

[smeghead4269]

@Cassavius True, it wouldn't have been very classy, but it would've been funny.