[Media Slap] Stand Up By Aziz Ansari

[MrKalelioglu]

I'm an exchange student in Telluride CO and i met a guy who asks same questions to me. When i told him i'm from Turkey, It took 5 minutes try to explain him about location of Turkey. he don't get it so told him with a american accent "google it bro"...

[blargulbargul]

i really think his jokes are hilarious, but i hope he has come up with new ones

[JOYOUSjob]

Although, not too crazy about the stand/stint; President Obama is for all people. GOT IT! (Although, President Obama and others are not too crazy about Congress - though, they too are showing evidence of humanity lately)

[liveandpsnkiddboo]

Aziz is funny

[IraqiGirl4u]

I Donnu Him At All His Like A Crazy Man Come Out From A Trash And Recycle Bin His Clothes Like Poor Man And + His Shit

[NickFelony]

If I had a dollar for every pixel in this video, I would have 6 dollars.

[umairk27]

lol @ his left hand 4:00-4:15

[cnt0930]

Yeah math isnt that hard

[natoskypr]

Damn he needs new jokes

[Pattheog]

This looks like it was filmed on a goddamn calculator. This isn't the stoneage. Also, it sounds like he's talking into a pingles can.

[GRIMMDEADLY]

love how he says 20 cents and not 25... XD

@unioncity oh by the way what you just said was racist/stereotypical because you compared him to another comedian who is of indian decent. ; - )

[indoazn]

@GRIMMDEADLY because there are five people, not four.

[satnarinetotaram]

The best

[MrHDallday]

he is a million times better than russell peters and he sounds a lot more intelligent by not relying on stereotypes. i think aziz is great

[Imdede85]

Lmao!!! Totally love aziz!!!!! :D

[officialODi]

Love aziz ansari, but what is this? 120p?

[ZilzeProductions]

He's made the presentation for these jokes a lot better in his special. Gotta love him!

[jetsupers]

haha fagot f u

[neilgodfreyy2k]

I've seen this exact same act done by another little black dude. Plagiarism!! What a con.

[dakota765]

@neilgodfreyy2k it was probably him, because he did this same act at a different theater...it's called "intimate moments for a sensual evening"

[Velocirappa]

@neilgodfreyy2k proof?

[krnpowr]

He's more of a cerebral-type comedian. As opposed to the type that go on stage all googly eyed with bizarre voice tones trying to make people laugh with goofiness.

[fruitconor]

was that dave chappelle at the start introducing him

[lilblake91]

@fruitconor

no

[vniguam]

@fruitconor - no, the guy has a fucking DJ haha

[fruitconor]

@vniguam what?

[reddevil16carrick]

He's fucking brilliant!!! hahahahaa, Don't know why so many of you on here are busy bitchin

[vyceapparel]

hey man do you have a moment for repeated jokes?

[pugggs]

fuck green day.



[duinay3]

I wish Aziz was funny because he's on TV and seems to be on a lot of shows, so it's like I can't escape him. I came here just to see if he's funny here, and again I was disappointed. Now that Aziz is rich, maybe he should hire some writers, or fire his old ones, because he's not funny.

[w0nd100]

@duinay3 meh good idea but like you said he's rich, so what ever he's doing must be working, so he's better off not listening to people on youtube, and keep doing his thing.

[dferhadi94]

@duinay3 lol ur crazy aziz's hilarious or he wouldnt be rich

[NatsCapsSkinsWiz]

I am seeing him tonight I hope he uses new material

[superjules]

ANTON!!

[maaarcusable]

Which pixel is Azzy boy

[dallasgangsta187]

hahahahahah

[CauseOfRain]

@mtlryda some

[ANGEL13137]

Seriously under rated comedian here xD this guys the shit just listen to his track Raaaaaaaandy and u will c wat a baller this guy is lol

[MetaMW66]

nice comedian but he uses the same jokes as his other shows

[russianfantastico]

meh

[isaiah4HB]

what was that song



[superpie116]

@isaiah4HB holiday by greenday... really bad band and song. it sucks shit

[caskaziom]

god quality is crap

[TheThespeculator]

funny but not good enough

[9bLaDe8]

I was on tumblr and saw a jamba juice...

[gabel13]

he reminds me of mitch hedberg

[bthomps87]

@gabel13 Not even close.

[jlaelite]

what a shitty audience..

[FunkWolf]

@jlaelite what a shitty comedian

[carolinexnoble]

Loooooooove it!!!!

[ThePhyscogamer]

"hey man what size do you want" "i dont know man i just gotta have it put some ice cream in a cup im tweakin im tweakin put ur dick in a butter finger and fuck it for me please"

[quietdownyabeat]

@Wonderbred2000 ... I know you posted a while ago, but what is wrong with his delivery? I think he gives off a lot of confidence while speaking, even though not the most well known. I think the void in what you may be looking for is what makes him "different" than the norm, which draws a lot of fans. I personally think he has great presence and delivery. The gay rights joke to start...he took an overused topic and added a great twist. Thats entertainment.

[TheBiggestBoss211]

13 people hold clipboards asking for gay rights

[TheBamafan97]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha this guy is hilarious

[pimpassf2]

he is to funny

[MrWendellsowersiii]

@pimpassf2 too*

[Quocalimar]

"tired gonna hit the HEY YOU FAGGOT, FUCK YOU" WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

[63Rumbler]

I was at this show. he is funny as hell!

[AKAllenG]

He used that Ice Cream thing in Funny People :D

[HPFanBaby]

@AKAllenG thats cuz this is when they were practicing their standup for that movie : )

[jakesgirl21206]

I LOVE AZIZ!!!! & ....FUCK YOU HARRIS!

[unioncity]

love the fact that he doesn't need super-stereotypical jokes like Russell Peters.

[ThexGrecose]

@unioncity different style of comedy you cant really compare them writing jokes is extremely difficult that being said russel peters does play off race to much and i would like to see if he could do something that wasnt so racial... prolly not he sucks ass

[MunchNCrunch1]

@unioncity they're both amazing comedy. they have unique different styles so you can't compare them like that

[hwilson313]

Well that's enough youtube for me. I think I'm gonna hit the hay, you faggot, fuck you! lol

[ansariawais08]

Geo Aziz Ansari

iam Awais Ahmed Ansari

[Icedmav]

This guy talks like Mitch Hedberg, I wonder if Mitch had any influence on this dude.

[Knuckles194]

well i love green day. . .

[nonchalantd]

the Willow part killed me

[soumdudeis]

what was the song at the beginning

[stocktonluke]

@soumdudeis its that green day song.. i cant remember what its called

[gaaraporra]

@soumdudeis holiday - green day

[MegaWeLlDaMn]

Umm for the people saying he stole the coldstone joke...WRONG he did this joke in his comedy central special Jan 17 of LAST YR so how did he steal a joke he said a yr ago thought so =D

[robertsrashad]

..Then I showed him a video of an asian kid rapping and his head exploded." I COULDN'T STOP laughing when he said this..

[wonderbred2000]

he doesn't know how to deliver a joke.

[robertsrashad]

@wonderbred2000 Stop watching his videos on YouTube. It makes no sense. .only way you could "know" that is if you watch his stand-up..

[wonderbred2000]

@robertsrashad well yeah the only reason i could know that he doesn't know how to deliver a joke is if i watched him before im not just gonna go to this video pause it before he says anything and then say he sucks that's dumb. he has some jokes that could be funny but he doesn't deliver them in a funny way.

[dcvidz2]

@wonderbred2000 you mean the guy that has been in a few successful movies, hosted the mtv movie awards, and appeared on late night shows with david letterman and jimmy kimmel? That guy?

[wonderbred2000]

@dcvidz2 yes that guy i dont find him funny at all.

[dcvidz2]

@wonderbred2000 apparently everyone else does

[wonderbred2000]

@dcvidz2 not this guy

[OddmentTweak]

LOVE HIM!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[TOOLxoxo]

@moshpotpaul video evidence please? nt hating seriously curious

[intrga]

you heard the guy say hay, gay haha. before he says the joke.

I fucking hate when people think they know what a comedian is going to say

[LetMeBeYourGhost]

i love coldstone

[GPMusicc]

coldstone LOL

[moshpotpaul]

He stole at least some of these jokes :/

[Peeze16]

i used to work at coldstone...

[iantahmasbi]

I really wish his voice was deeper... lol

[twunder7]

daniel tosh had some similar material with the cold stone i wonder who performed it first

[bowmanwh29]

He is fn hilarious. representing south carolina, what what!!!! what?

[stewlegg]

6:30 dane cook impression

[jrack13]

lol fuckin val kilmer

[robbie41301]

so dont watch his video then douche bag

[analogpixel]

@schalleepimp101 you say that, but you spend your free time watching youtube clips of him?

[MANSOURI09]

@analogpixel That is a horribly flawed argument. He could have been giving him a chance.

[ElmerDurrer]

@schalleepimp101 Thats great... and im sure he doesnt give a fuck about what you think

[jessekillerkay]

@schalleepimp101 congratulations.

[ShadowDog415]

@schalleepimp101 haha fuck you

[sharkbite208]

@schalleepimp101 Why you watchin his vid then?? lmaoooo you just dickeatin!! Oh and Aziz the best stand up out there so on behalf of him and myself I say Fuck you!

[ImPackedNicely]

@schalleepimp101 You got burned faggot.

[obcflife97]

@schalleepimp101 idiottttt

[HanKSN101]

he needs to write new material.

[furtweezip]

WILLOW!!!!!!!!!!! That movie was awesome

[frattgalvez]

Haha..

[TheMidwestsk8ter]

Nice.