cop mistakes penis for a weapon

[xSoftButFirm]

The most awkward thing EVER...

[lizardrko]

its alright;)

[kornypony]

"sorry about that."

*awkward silence*

"sorry about that."

[MrSouthphillyitalian]

ahaha

[cheekypants321]

lol he's wearin his pants so low, no wonder the cop got confused

[MrZozan34]

Cop: what's this right here

Suspect: that's my penis

Cop: yep, that's your penis

[Andy66683]

Isnt that cj from gta san andreas? Or are all black guys mistaked for that lol

[bored1980]

How embarrassing. Still, what the hell do you expect for wearing your pants below your, um, privates.

[MrBluetiger2000]

press 4 for gay cop!

[prtnst]

keep pressing 4 for sexual harrassment

[GageistheOne1]

I guess that theory that black guys have big ones skipped him LOL

[Kuloruful]

What's this right here?" "That's my penis" "And these things?" "Those are my balls, sir." "And down here?" "That's my taint. Is this totally necessary, officer?" "Quiet. I'm checking you for weapons. What's this way down here and up in here?" "That's the inside of my anus. Sir, this? seems very inappropriate." "I'll be the judge of that. You just stand still...... Ah ha! What have I found here? Drugs?" "Sir, That's my prostate gland. Sir, you need to stop this now!"

[M00bbDeep]

@Kuloruful haha nasty

[crimefighterg33k]

i guess you could say the cop pulled a "boner"

[sharuko24]

Weird side of YT . . . . dam u 9gag!

[LS1280Z]

Yeah, that's right, the COP is stupid, not the guy with his waistline on his thighs.

[vinewoodify1]

yo that guy was too calm about that

[UchihaSurvivor360]

LOL how could he not know what that was? He squeezed it...twice HAHA

[igotthatsnowmayn]

FUCK COPS

[superlilivanilli]

Hahahahahahahaha stupid cops.

[afinitimyob]

LOL is this fake?

[legoman1631]

lol

[XxFightinDirtyxX]

That's my penis alllllll right.

[HistoryIsMadeByMe]

that looked like it was on purpose...

.

-cop thinks to himself- im going to find an answer to this "black myth" everyone keeps talking about

.

-black guy thinks to himself- what tha fuck dis gay ass nigga doin?

.

-cop thinks to himself- HA! i knew it!!!!!!!

.

[KanyeTroll]

LOL the cop is so embarrased, his face is blurred out

[welldone4]

wtf is his penis doing WAY up there? wait a minute why the hell is his pants doing WAY down there?! no wonder he grabbed it haha it's funny how causally he says "thaaats my penis..." haha

[lurch321]

I think the cop was trying to pull the trigger of the guy's love gun.

[salehs9711]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaahahahaahahaha­hahaahahahahahahahahahahaahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahaha i lol'd for half an hour after i saw this for the first time

[mucciardi73]

LOL!!!!

[Akabuena]

the pig juss wanted to touch it haha.

[alex1826100]

i bet this cop makes this mistake a lot ;)

[AHFactor04]

At least it wasn't a policewomen 

[IAmHoTSHoTzz]

"Whats that - Thats my penis."

"Yep, thats definetly my penis."

"What are you doing, officer?"

"I really thought it was a gun."

"Well, you shouldn't swing around with those clockworks like that."

"Ehhhmmmm, duely noted, sir."

[ramrodnj]

sorry officer most guys like it at 6:00 im more a 10:30 midnight kinda guy

[NumbuhLaughing247]

That's a small weapon you have sir...

[sikesy7]

wait so i didnt know people actually wore their pants below their dick haa

[MagnoliaGumbo333]

my dick feel hard, cause its frozen stiff sir....it cold...lol

[snekalas]

oh dats your penis alllright cop thinks:jackpot

[SkylerNeverForget]

Don't see how this cop was being a jackass? WTF. If you've really seen how other cops are, you'd think this cop is a saint.

But yeah. If this GOON's pants were on properly, this could have been avoided. But ... Then I wouldn't have had a good laugh XD

[XxdogdigXx]

"what's that right there.. "oh that's my penis" "alright" a rams

[PARRALTX]

lol his penis at his belly botton level? lol must of been a dope bag lol am tottally using that line if I get stopped again.

[TheYouwontgetit]

...what if it was a weapon and he just said it was his penis...

[Jodar5]

"What's this right here?"

"That's mah penis."

"Thats your penis!"

[Cu1t06]

I don't know if they fags or what

Search a nigga down and grabbin his nuts

lol

[LolxItsxIan]

"What's this right here?"

"That's my dick."

"NOPE, CHUCK TESTA."

[dlyciousmusic]

The cop is stupid to believe that, because it was too cold to have pants sagging so low that his penis would be above the belt. Dumb cop.

[TheEsotericDesi]

Don't blame the cop... these bastard ghetto ppl need to tie their belt at waist line rather than below their nuts... I would've made the same mistake too...

[MyNameIsYourDaddy]

@TheEsotericDesi That's because you would be aiming for the penis you faggot.

[swaggajacka88]

@TheEsotericDesi whatever faggot u like penis just admit it

[TheEsotericDesi]

@swaggajacka88 What did I say that was wrong? :-\ Do you not see how low that prick's jeans are anyways? :-\

[filthyforlife]

cant believe the cop just did that

[pugskreationz]

it was a penis gun, the cop is an idiot 

[pimpdaddyjohnson69]

maybe if his dick wasnt so big this wouldnt have happened

[senSedative112]

0:17... possibly the most awkward silence man shall ever encounter.

[hpizzle17]

He found a weapon.... A weapon of Mass....Turbation?

[Mrumar1947]

@hpizzle17

He found a weapon.....A weapon of ASS DESTRUCTION

[SliderJunkie]

Is that a gun or you're just happy to see me?

[jnup12345]

Gay ass cop

[shalamar76]

NOW I WANNA BE A COP!!!!!



[thewhofan99]

this gives lethal weapon a whole new meaning

[via321ful]

the penis is actually in the right spot, the sagging of the pants makes an illusion... lol

[Kikora21]

Why is his penis up above the hem of his pants? =_= Baggy pants trend has gone too far.

[rianfowler]

Is this a scene from a porn?

[Cs2you]

:DDDDDDDD

[afrezy]

what´s this..-That´s my penis

and those...My balls sir

[Vilemk0]

Why was his dick hard in the first place? He felt up above his waist line. Was he caught fuckin' a prostitute or was this guy serious excited?! LMFAO!!!

[dmaes68]

the cop just wanted to feel it he is a pig

[tecamachalco100]

Hilarious!

[Osapm0012]

LOL hahah so casual

[circuitskater]

Omg this is so funny

[rocaho001]

I'd hate to be that black guy in that situation.

[LogicKidroy]

Like a boss.....

[Maxvdk24]

It was cold out!! That makes it much more impressing

[JerryBCockworthy]

This guys dick was above his pants line! Did he just put it away or something?

[BaalsJurisdiction]

the blur spot turned red lol

happend to me once but they only empty my pockets and they asked me what was the bump in my pants I said it was my dick, if they touched it like that police did they would have felt a big 21g of weed in a ziploc lol

[matt122484]

cop must of been gay he touched his dick then just left "sorry about that"

[MrIndeeply]

LOL I know that cop got to feel embarass hah hah hah his buddy probably check the shit out of him I would have

[ibedubbin]

Your name is gtownlad and u expect to sound tough and/or take u serious. youre very stupid

[gtownlad77]

yall are really some punks white folks BIIIIIG talk hiding behind your computers bunch of stupid fuckers that can't dance or can't fuck . mad that ya got little dicks

[db2170]

THE PIG IS A FAGG. Piggs love those big dick niggers.

[AIFRANCHISE1]

@db2170 The fuck is wrong with you...

[afroballer23]

just another day of bullshit gettin stop for no good reason

[airsoftmainirevew11]

Only in Florida

[delta86bravo]

(cop) why are you shaking?

(cop) your making me nervous.

(alleged criminal) Its cold outside.

(cop) whats that?

(alleged criminal) that's my penis.

(cop) it must not be that cold outside!

[chadley6916]

When u wear your pants like a fuckin retard, that will happen...

[iramas1]

@chadley6916 Nice try, but the placement of clothing doesn't alter human anatomy... and patting the crotch area is common procedure, as it is the most common place in which contraband is concealed. The simple fact is, he patted the suspect's crotch and felt something that, in his personal experience, was too large to be a penis, and thus failed to identify it as such (even after excessive groping)... I really needn't speak to the implications

[chadley6916]

@iramas1

Hahaha! Nice try! You could see the outline...it wasn't very big...and the only reason it happened was because he was feeling his stomach (or so he thought due to wear his pants were) and felt something that should not be there! Pretty simple! You really missed the mark on this one...

[iramas1]

@chadley6916 Honestly, the only outline I see is from the waistline of his boxer shorts... and I don't understand how a grown man wouldn't recognize what a penis feels like, given the fact he handles one several times a day... That is, unless... (see my initial response). At any rate, I suppose it's just a matter of opinion, as is what constitutes wearing pants like a "fuckin retard."

[chadley6916]

@iramas1

Well, I guess it is a matter of opinion. And people seem to agree with my opinion over yours... a normal person makes an assumption that a guys dick is gonna be BELOW his pants waistline. And anyone who wears their pants like this, yes, they are a fuckin retard.

[iramas1]

@chadley6916 Having known a # of young doctoral students who often dressed this way in their down time, I’ve been under the impression that culture, as opposed to intelligence, influences an individual’s preferences in attire. However, in light of the evidence that “people seem to agree” with your opinion over mine, I stand corrected and sincerely apologize for ever questioning your logic. After all, who would dare question the intellectual prowess of the anonymous youtubers who agree with you?

[BallerPimp3243]

@chadley6916 so true.

[ChicanoRapMusic4Life]

lmao "that's ma dick"

[Emilyisstrange1990]

lolol that man must have a big penis

[CRAZE1247]

well sir, thats my gun.

[az4u100]

haha too funny

[Bychance37]

WEll damn!!!! LOL I can see why the cop was confused, his pants were in the wrong place. I'll bet he thought ewwww. LOL

[VineFynn]

Carl Johnson win

[SavingPrivateBob]

This is what it's like being a black man in America, or so it appears. :)

[TheHellraiser96]

That's what I'm gonna say if a cop finds a weapon on me but doesn't bother to reach in my pocket.

[freestyldiver]

WHY DID THEY CENSORED THE COP FACE AND NOT THE BLACK GUY ???????? *smells racism*

[afinitimyob]

@freestyldiver The Black guy is so cute, why hide his face...

[352HALO]

shit had me on my ass killa fuk them alphabt boys

[mitsubishidiamante]

fuckin homo offcourse he knows were to grab that black kids penis

[DJVirgoNeun]

LOL I don't care if it's the police or not! I'd be wanting to shower after being touched! I bet the guy being frisked must've really feel dirty afterwards XDDDD

[yourmommapajama]

"yep, thats my penis"

[BabyDee101]

Lmfaooo ! thats some funny shit .

[jsmmount]

thats my penis

[Neymuzic]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!! what a faggot!

[Miiguelao]

what is dad?.. thats my penis, is your penis alright hahahahah

PWNED

[1234321hell]

found this very hard to masturbate too

[grumble5005]

@1234321hell I didnt have any trouble

[jgcrackabottle7]

XDD lmao

[leftyjeep]

Protect and Serve?

Pfft, more like Inspect and Perve.

[sicknastydwalk]

maybe if he pulled his fucking pants up then this wouldnt have happened...

[1Mastermind1990]

@sicknastydwalk no, I've had my penis grabbed on EVERY search. I have no record, dress like a normal person and I don't speak like a idiot. Cops are just gay. One guy patted me on my ass and started to giggle. HIs partner had to pull him away.

[Lacadien911]

@1Mastermind1990 Say you dont conscent in any search, if they still search you, you can sue them :D

[1Mastermind1990]

@Lacadien911 lol, tried that. doesn't work. can't go in and file a complaint because they ignore you, make you wait for hours and then tell you to wait and yell at you. Cops are clowns, tyring to sue them over here only gets you a whole lot of nothing and grief

[ssjsolidsnake]

@sicknastydwalk Maybe if the cop wasn't a jackass this wouldn't have happened -____-

[circlelt1]

@ssjsolidsnake That cop actually didnt sound like a jackass at all, couldve paid attention to where he was grabbing at (nobodys torso is that long) unless theyre 8ft tall. But then againest if the guys pants were on where theyre supposed to be then it wouldntve happened either.

[404killer]

That'sssss myy menis.

[ryanwood069]

Lol. That's my penis.

[TheCadillacMack]

I work at a prison, this happens all the time LOL

[FONVash]

I don't think crack pipes are mushy/flexible

[luckypenny10]

XD

[crazyscooper90]

Cop finds a crack pipe in my car - "What's this?" - "That's my penis"

[bigcox30]

@crazyscooper90 hahahahahaha

[kardo019]

fag cop

[mdlateefrox]

Its not a penis..its crack pipe.

[CastleRecordz]

@mdlateefrox You're just mad because yours isn't that big

[Hendylol132]

its a fake

[2psah]

This is epic! ROFLMAO

[ShadowAssassin887]

He can so lose his job for that...

[Lunarvx22]

@ShadowAssassin887 I don't think so, it obviously wasn't intentional.

[evilyakko]

These guys wear their pants so low so they can get off on it when a policeman touches their junk.

[thelol1759]

@evilyakko i agree

[atlantasfinest22]

Faggot Ass Cop Knew What ItWas

[julesmanny]

what is this right here uh thats my penis lmfao

[touyang55]

wtf 

[thederdrik]

i laughed a little too hard.

[hewhostandstopee]

He is hung like a moth. The mistakes his unusually small penis the apologizes because he just realized the stereo type is shananagans Haha.

[Whiraaa]

AHAHAHA that's insane!

[teckNine2010]

Lmfao...

[MrRiptoe]

that would be such i good excuse for hiding weed there XDD

[MegaKillaKrazy]

That's what you get for wearing your pants under your ass. That is my penis LOL.

[jcdenton100]

it makes you wonder if the guy was gay.....not the cop

[Hydroblast101]

"Spread your legs for me." - Cop (That's what he said)

[11010101101110111111]

@musicvarietyisgood ? how do you know he had a boner???? maybe he just like grabbed the base because his pants were saggy,

[airofairs]

@11010101101110111111 How the hell do you log in

[11010101101110111111]

@airofairs lol... i have it sorta memorized

[thehumancritic1]

The pig was sorry he couldn't slap his lips on it

[husletownliven]

damit wat happend to dinner n a movie first damn

[madperv]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



[Vanxe2]

Whats that ? .. thats my penis ....thats your penis ? .. alright hahahahahahhaahha

[syncearphilly]

Lmfaoooo!

[xPOSSUM45x]

lol *cop looks away*

"Sorry about that...."

XD

[SuperNiggerh8r]

wtf what does he tuk his shit hahaha niggers are fukin dumb

[PiMpJoOsE10]

LMFAOOOOO "thaaaat's my penis"

[16XxzeroxX]

He probally ment pussy

[xxgizzmoxx16]

Whats this ritr her ughh thats my penis lol

[bbak36]

LOL.. whats that right here...

[iJerk971]

lil ass dick

[iliketheZ00]

he tots got a boner after that.

[solf08]

TSA aint got nothing on this cop!

[ttyyrroonnee100]

press and hold 2 hes a bird

[billybro18]

pmsl too funny : )

[Namoa90]

ahhahaha, i love how hes got it tucked up like he was kickin it with the preachers sexy ass daughter

[cupcake12394]

whats this? thats my penis.thats ur penis alright.sorry bout that.lol

[Metaldudehere]

lol awkward silence after he touches the penis XD

[horrificpunkfreak]

SEE!... That's What Rappers Deserve 4 Having Such Bad Taste

[99strking99]

lols

[linenlines]

allllright....

[cheo313]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha.. embarrassing!!!

[IVIONEYIVIAKES]

That has to be the funnest youtube video so far!!!!

[MrDetroitboy21]

Lmao shit is funny

[FEARcactus]

press 5 4 5 4 5 4 5 4 lol!!!!!!!

[nicoleduthie94]

HAAAAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAAHHAA

[lasneh]

Love the smalltalk before he fondles his junk... ''it's the weather, herpderp, it's cold derpaderp...''

[zScReXz]

Press 3 fast LOL

[williamblair11]

LOL!!!

[zionnico]

"Thats you're penis..Alrigggghhhhtttttttttt.­" Lol jeeze wonder why the black guy didn't say sumthing. I would have been like "WOAAAHHH THAT'S MY DICK OFFICER!"