Pastor Harry Hardwick Clips part 1

[hilldanielle10]

this is basicly saying, eveybody is going to hell.  if the bible says nobody is alowed in heven, why should we try? also this person sounds a bit racest, is this guy a part of the kkk?????

[Deadjoe669]

Broadminded is spelled S-I-N

[TheIntolerantAtheist]

The best thing about this guy is that he pisses off atheists and religious nuts alike!!!

[Turdbuckethat]

Wow Hardwick's head is like the size of a Volkswagen Beetle!

[taurussb]

Brother Harry hardshit honorary Bigot, is talking out of his fat, stupid, southern Ass, I can't believe this guy actually has followers, 'Ham's willy whacker what a joker!!

[rcnoe71]

Pastor Hardwick. I'm sure, I'm sure you understand how ignorant you'd be to believe Noah cursed his son, without utilizing an occult practice. Are you saying that Noah was into black magic or voodoo?

[rcnoe71]

He is so hypocritical it's disgusting.

[Djvdzss]

Yeee Haaaawwww! Everyone is going to Hell!!! Yeah!!!! By the way, don't forget to Tithe on your way out!

[DuGrail]

Praise God! America is returning to the true word of the Lord!

[Ltaxe1]

you mean to tell me that all noahs kids was white except one. and he never questioned his wife about that. dude ya killin me

[bfderef]

Tell it, Pastor Harry! :D

[rpm1877]

this guy is full of shit

[lorianne03]

I love this guy. He just proves what I've known for a long time - atheists know the bible better than most Christians. Christians only know the parts they like. Atheists know the whole thing. That's what started me thinking about how ridiculous religions are - I read the bible from cover to cover. That's enough to turn anyone into an atheist.

[gavsmith1980]

i can see why bible fundamentalism could encourage most of the things he speaks of; why does he think "marrying another race" means ur going to hell?

anyone?

I've no doubt he's just a homophobic racist but he seems to be able to justify part of it by quoting the bible - how does he justify god sending u to hell for marrying another race?

u can all say "he doesn't believe in my god," what he actually does is take a different interpretation of god than u, like every other christian denomination.

[jayhawk88z]

he is scum and Liar

[gregrutz]

Homer Sexuals ? Gotta look out for them.

When you look up fuddymentelist in the dictionary, they have a picture of his fat face.

[frenchis19]

WASTE OF TIME

[frenchis19]

christians do not believe you can sin and be saved: they know that if we die to sin we no longer walk in sin: yet we can fall but we are told we have an advocate who we can go to and repent : I do not believe we can just continue in sin and continue over and over again to sin just because we do have an advocate: god is just and his judgments are just: amen

[PastorHarryHardwick]

This reply was not written by Betty Bowers, despite the misappropriated name. Mrs. Bowers is not illiterate and doesn't misspell basic words like "racist" and "justifiable."

[lumpagogo]

Allah is watching you people, you people. Allah don't like the Bible which He throwed away after He dictated the KORan. Now, Jesus Christ don't have any use for Allah so the two of Them spend most of Their time fighting with each other and JC-Daddy. And, you see, Krishna has no use for any of these aforementioned, nor does Apollo................

[formless777]

So what is your opinion about original sin ? I think it is proof that God doesn't exist.

[frenchis19]

original sin " FLESH AND BLOOD CANNOT INHERIT THE KINGDOM OF GOD" that is the original sin from the beginning: you must be born again of water and spirit: sin keeps the will of flesh captive to its meger desires and we see the true effects of this on earth but the spirit is peace love joy and truth in the holy ghost and we see the effects of this in those who really have it and we will soon see its effects in the world to come when jesus our god returns: time will reveal all things as it does :

[TheAtheistSwede]

lmao... Landover fucking owns... =)

[BettyBowers]

They used to be hilarious.. nowadays the forums are a morass of rascist, religiously intolerant hate babble, when they used to be a justifyable satire.

[TheAtheistSwede]

@BettyBowers

Ouch. That doesn't sound very nice, no. I never was a part of the forums over there so I've missed out on that.

What happened?

[utubiaexposer]

holy Ghost baptizm feels like a body perfect size coming in, type in google jenny donati and jean poole stole the name, tell on them

[Heuri1]

'Ham's willy whacker! He he he!'

They just don't get it...ROFL

That's why they commit the greatest crime against God...they alter the Bible, no pun intended, with every new edition.

Damned scurvy liberalised Christian hypocrites...Lol. 'They's a'goin to hell...YeeHar!

[Balldez]

Brother Harry is now a full Pastor at Landover Baptist church.

Shout Praise!

Glorah!

[4u2b1ib12]

Jesus did not speak in: I Corinthians, Ephesians, nor Galatians.

If you replace the word Bible, with Qu'ran, Torah, etc., it is the same thing. Religion is slavery.

"Blind obedience," keeps societies from developing and women are the slaves.

I am an atheist.

''The wisdom of any society results in chaos, when acted upon by fools." -4u2b1ib12

Pastor Harry and ilk are what is wrong with the world. Religion is a cancer on mankind. It is the ignorance of the past.

[ayeindidel2]

of course jesus (if he existed) did not allegedly speak in the epistles,it was allegedly by paul.if he existed

but mi amigo,, surprise! it's only a joke! it's a parody!!!!!

[4u2b1ib12]

Honorary Pastor Harry Hardwick does not think it a parody. You may know, but his followers will follow Pastor Hardwick off of a cliff. Even though people may read the same words from the same book, if Pstr. Hardwick interprets it as different, they believe.

Thanks.

[PastorHarryHardwick]

Off a cliff? How 2,000 years ago! That's not in vogue any more (and then it was done only with swine). Today, we drink purple "Here I come, Jesus!" koolaid.

[4u2b1ib12]

PastorHarryHardwick,

If it is one , in the same, greetings! Presuming my presumption, "when the blind lead the blind, both fall into a ditch." Is that so, according to the Holy Bible? Yet no one is righteous, from words I have read.

Wisdom is better, than the wise. Could we agree; two (2) that agree can be wise, but all that know is wisdom? The part of the light that casts a shadow is not part of the whole.

What is your reason, if you have your peace?

Best wishes.

p.s. You?

[SZN76]

Does it have fluoride?

[formless777]

Pastor Harry, how did Noah get the lemmings to stay on the Ark ?

[formless777]

Nonsense, I'm an atheist and even I know that Pastor Harry Hardwick is as close to the truth of God as a human can get !

[4u2b1ib12]

formless777,

You can not be an atheist, if defending any religion. You were born atheist, thereafter indoctrinated. Had you been born elsewhere, what religion would you have been? Religion is to control others. Every society has its God(s).

How can religion be so kind, when the Bible teaches racism, pedophilia, drunkenness, and murder? How are you to treat your slaves, as the Pastor states?

He is using fear, threats, and damnation to obtain influence over others.

You?

[formless777]

Everyone was born an atheist. Who ever heard of a baby that knew what god was ? You need to be indoctrinated into believing in something which isn't there and for which there is no proof.

As far as my treatment of my slaves, I don't hear them dare complain and neither should you.

Clearly you have an underdeveloped sense of humor.

[4u2b1ib12]

formless777,

That is right, indoctrination has caused many problems. Man is not evolved enough, at this point, to go beyond the limits of his environment.

You do not hear slaves, because you never listened. I was not joking. America makes claims that its society will not support. The oppressed became the oppressors. The cycle continues, whether you are smart enough to realize it, or not.

You?

[formless777]

I disagree 4u2b1ib12, humanity specializes with overcoming the limits of the natural world, we have, for example, left the planet.

I think you missed the point, slaves should not be heard, it's not their place :D

[4u2b1ib12]

formless777,

Curiosity can be dangerous, when hurried to accomplish. Leaving the planet has caused death, cost, and friction. Other nations wanting to win the space-race have invested, and that has denied the earthlings, while gaining technology.

Humanity is still in its youth. Violence is a very good measure of civility. What has history shown us?

My apologies. Now, I sense you a reasonable person.

Best wishes.

[formless777]

So who are you to say how young or old humanity is ? Don't superimpose your fear onto the rest of us. Violence is integral to our success as a species. Curiosity is rarely as bad as ignorant conservatives would have you believe, and it may have killed the cat, but humans by-and-large are smarter than cats.

[4u2b1ib12]

formless777,

Violence is part of life. Crushing little flowers, a tidal wave, or a bird eating bugs, is all part of life's cycle. Evolution is continuously in conflict. Co-operation is part of survival.

What level are humans smarter than cats, if stressed? If a group of people, stuck somewhere, were offered one swallow of water, and all were dying of thirst, would they be civil? To survive, they would fight.

Do we war, lie, cheat, and steal? We are still evolving.

You?

[formless777]

4u2b1ib12 you are assuming that we are going to evolve into something peaceful and that this is a desirable outcome. In fact, if you look at the race for survival you will find that human beings are actually getting better and better at violence, and that it is our violent urges which first drove us into space. Do you think that people landed on the moon due to a peaceful initiative ? Rockets are just missiles and the space race was all about cold war propaganda warfare.

[4u2b1ib12]

formless777,

You are right. Humans are also getting better at humanity. The moon-landing was a race. Sputnik was the first step, and America was in the game.  Fire is good, and bad, depending on the situation. Death is death. Whether it was killing with sword or bomb.

However, we are evolving, but not progressing: survival is a constant.. What do you make of the 'one swallow of water?' I did say 'violence is part of life.' Violence continues.

You?

[formless777]

4u2b1ib12, perhaps the better way to observe the phenomenon of this whole human species and its adventure is that we have not changed so very much from the animals we have always been. These traits are latent within us, both the worthy and the unworthy, and they all play their part when the time is right, and all out knowledge does is extend the reach of these selfsame traits. Knowledge thus becomes what defines us as a species.

[4u2b1ib12]

formless777,

Imagination is what defines us as a species. Knowledge stagnates, it is comfortable for those in power.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" -Albert Einstein

The 'time' has nothing to do with circumstances. The struggle for survival is typical for any living entity. Change is part of evolution, and chance is what allows a person/group to attain dominance.

Best wishes.

[formless777]

Lol, everyone quotes Einstein, but they tend to forget the number of things he got wrong. Imagination has its uses, but knowledge is of more survival value. Knowledge allows us to adapt to change far more meaningfully, because some things, like physical laws, don't change.

[4u2b1ib12]

formless777,

You do not understand, what Einstein meant. He is saying to learn what you can, as a foundation and build upon that. e.g. the theory of relativity.

Einstein had to know what the concept, research, and previous theoretical standards were, before making his equation.

Knowledge does not mean you, or anyone, will survive a random event. e.g. a fatal auto accident. You are right, physical laws do not change. You nor anyone can control them.

Scientifically, prove God.

You?

[formless777]

Why would I attempt to scientifically prove that the tribal fetish deity of the ancient bronze age Jews is somehow in charge of the universe ? The concept is absurd.

Einstein was on the verge of the Quantum Physics revolution and for a poverty of imagination he failed to go the next step and became instantly irrelevant to further development in the field.

Knowledge tells us that there is nothing truly random in the world, that is the fundamental teaching of Chaos Theory.

[4u2b1ib12]

formless777,

Einstein like anyone else can go only so far. Otherwise, Leonardo Da Vinci would have invented the internet.

"...ancient Bronze age Jews..." Why are you confusing ages to bolster your point?

Evasiveness will not help you in our debate.

The 'Chaos Theory' predicts possible permutations. The 'Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle' calculates the possibilities.

All had to know the established foundation before being able to develop their own theories.

You?

[formless777]

I'm not being evasive, I'm being polite. You asked me to prove God scientifically. Why would I do that ? I think your deity sucks and I certainly see no evidence to suggest it is real, so why would I pretend otherwise ? If you want to believe in a savage dictator in the sky who enjoys torturing people, then go right ahead, but don't pretend for a moment there is anything righteous going on.

[4u2b1ib12]

formless777,

Why mix ages? I am an atheist. I have no deity. Your 'pretend' is evasive, when not addressing my point(s). Your attempt to confuse me is getting nowhere.

I had realized your political machinations at the onset of our discussion. Therefore, I will not be answering any of your post, on this topic.

Best wishes.

[neboi2299]

Uh-oh. Us "homer-sex-ulls" be going to hell. What a fat-assed idiot!

[megaswenson]

neboi2299, it is obvious that you have not been properly 'slain in the spirit'. To understand Landover's stance on True Christian Marriage, please youtube 'Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else'. I trust that it will make you a regular at Landover Baptist's website.

I'm sure that after viewing this video, you, like me, will consider Landover Babtist to be 'your spiritual home'.

[ayeindidel2]

it's only a parody, homer!

atheists are very liberal!

go to the website "landoverbaptist"

[formless777]

Wow, even your sense of humor is gay.

[Balldez]

We love you Brother Harry!

[arichis]

Preach it brother Harry!

[thenameless86]

geez, this whole "religion" thing had to start somewhere genuine...

lol, these "RELIGIONAZIS" are totally insane, and guess what...PEOPLE BUY THIS CRAP!!...this isn't god he's talking about...it's HIS "personal jesus"...

...funny people

[formless777]

Pastor Harry is a very holy man, and I should know, I'm an atheist which makes me a true gnostic.

[dougmanjones]

What a fat, fucking idiot.

[AntonBatey]

Yeah

[AntonBatey]

lol, that was the funniest part.

[Luke12000]

The end is absolutely priceless!!!

[burnitup09]

lmao can't stop laughing

[Zaphkielonoma]

He looks like a nasty alien from the planet pretentious.

[NitekMuscle]

Is he from Giedi Prime?

[Kuankiu]

I don't even listen, whats saying? the voice make's me sleepy =O=

[bellyofadolphin]

Is this dude for real? Is this an actual human being saying these things?

[AntonBatey]

Yes.

[bellyofadolphin]

Wow, what a turd muncher.

[EvelineGreene]

@AntonBatey

it is a parody

[megaswenson]

Landover Baptist has a website, bellyofadolphin, and If you will go there, I believe all your questions will be answered. Church mainstay Sister Taffy is no longer there (it is said she walked past a mirror whilst muttering an imprecatory prayer, & was smote by mistake), but Brother Harry's lovely fitness authority wife, Heather, along with Mrs. Betty Bowers (America's Best Christian), are there to welcome you to True Christian Fellowship. Hope to see you on the main sanctuary Jumbotron soon!

[bellyofadolphin]

haha, I can only hope!

[BackTheFUNKUpFool]

Did he say "homersexuals".

I genuinely pity this poor ignorant bastard. Anyone who believes this garbage as well. I pity them something terrible.

[kexonnull]

lol i guess were all going to hell lets party

[ranwnye]

I'm not divorced yet but soon will be. Does that mean I'll going to hell? My wife has been divorced twice and I'm going to a woman with 3 divorces. Does that mean I have to go to hell with my first wife, I hope not. I want to be with my love.

[Nightstalkertim]

I'm so glad that I don't have a religion to poison my mind and make me bigoted. This guy's religion is making him VERY bigoted. I pity him.

[ayeindidel2]

you don't get it, it's only a joke!

[feeblezak]

fat ugly bastard gluttony is a sin

[jtoksa]

Pastor Deacon Fred is much better than this fornicator!!!

[coolspindrift]

"true christians" realize that gay men can be magically turned into NORMAL men......It will be a merr-----ickle!!!! Praze Jay-ZUZZ

[jryanwilcox]

Isn't glutony a sin?

[george2u2]

here's the swine

[falzaabi]

hahah funny

[12Portnoy21]

Pastor Harry, Glory!

[george2u2]

and BTW the fraud in this picture is as fat as a swine.

[george2u2]

Exodus 2:23

During that long period, the king of Egypt died. The Israelites groaned in their slavery and cried out, and their cry for help because of their slavery went up to God.

Exodus 2:22-24 (in Context) Exodus 2 (Whole Chapter)

Exodus 13:3

[george2u2]

What about explaining why God never ever mentions homosexuality as one of the cause of the destruction of Gomorra while hypocrites like you insist that they are above God, scanned the story and have decided why God did it.

What about a true sign of respect for God, instead of fraud to harm gays? What about stopping or reducing promiscuity in the gay community by letting them to commit through marriage? You keep blaming the lifestyle yet you are an hypocrite who does everything to support it?

[dubya3cdotcom]

I hate the fact someone makes this a serious issue; it's a parody of Phelps and Son and the Topeka pit. To answer your question theologically I suggest reading Matt. 19,

[bunnygoogle]

god has lips? did he see them? wow. I wanted to talk to jesus but he was busy cutting the neighbors yard, and i dont speak spanish.

[simontam777]

Hey it's John hagee!

[yochananbenzakkai]

pastor hardwick is a holy christian man.a true follower of christ.

[megaswenson]

Yochanan Ben Zakkai, it is truly a pleasure to read your oh-so-true words! The doubters here have obviously never been in the presence of Brother Harry. His sheer magnetism has been rightly likened to that of he-man singer Wayne Newton. As a teen, I had a personal counseling session with him, and I must say: we both left the session TOTALLY DRAINED. Timmy Huxton is not the only boy Brother Hardwick worked to save from the Ab-Toner seduction machine. I am a manly man today, because of him.

[formless777]

Tits or GTFO.

[Balldez]

Pastor Harry is the greatest Biblical scholar ever. Praise!

[megaswenson]

So glad to find another true follower of the one true faith (Southern Baptist) GLORY!

I am not ashamed to state that Landover Baptist (The One True Church) is my spiritual home. While my wife (with whom I enjoy strictly Hetero-sexural relations) and I are not yet Platinum-Level Tithers, we once were close enough to the great Brother Harry for my wife to throw her panties at his feet, as he walked down the center aisle of the Main Sanctuary Arena. It was on the Jumbotron! In slow-motion!

[george2u2]

what a fat swine

[Zabivelli]

ahahaha lol

[george2u2]

Jesus never ever said anything whatsoever against gays and lesbians. Only you fucked faces do because you believe that Christ died in vain and you abuse the OT. Funny that the 13 verses dictating why the destruction took place never mention homosexuality. Deuteronomy 29:23-28 Isaiah 3:8-9 Jer. 23: 13-14 Ezekial 16: 47-50 Lam 4:6 Amos 4:11 Zeph 2:9 Matthew 10:14-15 Luke 10:12 Luke 17:29 Romans 9:29, Jude v.7 Revelation 11:8 Christ would disown Christianity on the spot.

[Balldez]

But his father did. God Hates Fags!

[joshacolonels]

Hmmm... Sodom and Gomorra ring any bells? Sodom-Sodomy, HOMOSEXUALITY! It's all there buddy. Both cities were threatened to be destroyed by God until Abraham saved them, a straight man.

[sheriffquick]

What about the new testament which is the new covenant? Check out Romans chp 1 vs 24,2 peter chp 2 vs 6 and Jude vs 7...by the way no matter how many laws change(gay marriage),even if the the UN and every other nation decided to change the law across the world,Homosexuality is still unlawful under Gods law....Because it fornication...we cannot get around the word of God...he loves us all and wants us to be saved.....Repent a be baptized..God loves you..

[george2u2]

You are an idiot. All this shit was mistranslated by freaks who did not do their homework. Christians are not by any means seekers of the truth as opposed to Jesus, they have been enjoying these wicked mistranslations for generations. If you tell a lie long enough and big enough, it becomes the truth for a Christians. Christ would disown Christianity so fast and for so many reasons.

All this free accusations comes from the pagans who worshiped Molech, and had sex in the temples of God.

Go2Hell

[sheriffquick]

Okay if im wrong, correct me...You tell me where im wrong? And if you right,I will stand corrected. Show me in the scriptures, anything proving by the scriptures i can accept..

[george2u2]

Watch my videos with the intent of watching. There is plenty in my videos proving that I am right and that you are a wicked deprived soul who can't even differentiate right from wrong. According to you, hatred is right and is God's way. With a God like that, no wonder why we have so many holy wars.

Watch my videos, they are scriptural only. Your hatred is unscriptural, it is the unGodly traditional teaching.

You enjoy teaching hatred and hypocrisy.

Watch my videos, hypocrisy is Satan's way.

[george2u2]

What about not watching one scene in a movie and claiming to be the expert and know what the whole movie is all about, you have not watched it. You only scanned the interpretation of another idiot who also was telling what he wanted about the facts and also was too lazy to study the facts and conveniently lied about them.

What about reading God's words with their full integrity in the context of the time and story to where they belong? That would not fit your agenda of hypocrite bigots.

[george2u2]

God is everywhere present, sees and knows all things Prov 15:3/ Ps 139:7-10/ Job 34:22,21 God is not everywhere present, neither sees nor knows all things Gen 11:5/ Gen 18:20,21/ Gen 3:8

[george2u2]

Luke 14:25-26 (New International Version)

The Cost of Being a Disciple 25Large crowds were traveling with Jesus, and turning to them he said: 26"If anyone comes to me and does not hate his father and mother, his wife and children, his brothers and sisters—yes, even his own life—he cannot be my disciple.

[george2u2]

Christians who are slaves should give their masters full respect so that the name of God and his teaching will not be shamed. If your master is a Christian, that is no excuse for being disrespectful. You should work all the harder because you are helping another believer by your efforts. Teach these truths, Timothy, and encourage everyone to obey them. (1 Timothy 6:1-2 NLT)

[shaggyhudds]

In other words if you truly believe the bible is the word of god (lower case g deliberate)then you must by default be all for slavery, opression of women, abortion (its only ever mentioned once in the bible and thats as a good thing, god advocated it as long as it was his followers doing it to their enemies) and the owning of sex slaves, amongst many other distasteful ideas

[shaggyhudds]

C'mon folks, get a grip. Its a parody. These guys know their bible inside out and that includes all the many, many, objectionable parts, then they use it to highlight how ridiculous it is that people use this outdated book to tell others how to live their lives.

[ayeindidel2]

right on!

theseheretical infidel,pagan,agnostic atheists Know more than the selected verses the bible thumpers sing out loud.

it's funny how many of the replies come from "believers" they are gullible!

[nyprincess10001]

Landover makes non whites take a paper bag test...look on their site and see how ignorent they are.

[KingEVOII]

fat fuk probably likes little boys

[george2u2]

I think he likes little girls. 98% of the sex slaves are little girls, and they are sexually molested by heterosexual males.

[refici222]

Paul said to be an inward jew ok the bible is not the word of god it didnt create anything did it? its full of errors but has enough truth to save you. Icor 15/1-4. yes this is classic, how about obesity? 7th day adventist come from baptists and they are wrong, we are not under the old covenent. Jesus is only 400 yrs old according to a dictionary Yahshua is the origional

[Rhonda9]

This was classic.

[musaerlend]

This guy looks just like Porky Pig

[lisatroy25]

yeah, this dude is nuts!

[lisatroy25]

I'm pretty sure God isn't proud of racism, or slavery for that matter.We are all equal and God loves every single one of us.

[brianpadraic]

Really?

[imaginenoreligion]

Pure genius Harry. You are truly an intellectual giant...

What a complete twat!

[imaginenoreligion]

If you think this is great you should also check out Deacon Fred, also very amusing.

[MrShowBizz006]

being black is not a curse, being black is becouse of where you live, hot places darker skin, cold places whiter skin, and its nothing wrong with being black i think it looks better then being white, so its not a curse, if he really wanted too curse black people, he would have made them with 4 eyes, and a leg growing out of the head or something, now thats a curse.

[MrShowBizz006]

we all slaves for someone in a mordern kind of way,just look at the gov, we all have too follow the gov rules.

[MrShowBizz006]

did not say what color a slave have too be in the bible, could have ment white slave, black slaves, red slaves, did not say.

[MrShowBizz006]

you will go too hell for white and black marriage?...new 1 on me.

[CRoadwarrior]

This is a distortion of Christianity, much like appealing to a KKK "minister" as an accurate representation of Christianity. Not the best kind of reasoning in presentation. This guys is clearly off, if he's even real. Reggie should interview Charles Stanley or Rick Warren or Joel Osteen.

[acr08807]

Yeah, interview Joel Osteen. Great idea. A con man who makes his living telling poor people that they'll all get rich if they send him money. Deacon Hardwick tells it like it is, the whole Bible, not just the "hugs and puppies" parts. CRoad, it sounds to me like your problem isn't with the Deacon, you're problem is with the Word of God.

[ThatOneQuestion]

Marrying into another race is considered a sin??

What a bastard.

[AntonBatey]

He says even crazier stuff on part 2...so crazy you'll laugh - seriously.  I'll upload it as soon as I get out of work.

[ThatOneQuestion]

"so crazy you'll laugh "

lol oh no

Yeah, I cant believe he actually supports slavery "Well we pay them now" wow

Man, thanks for this, its good to point out how bad people take religion.

[AntonBatey]

It's funny that he puts interracial marriage in the same category as "rape, murder" and "child molestation".