Monty Python And The Holy Grail- The Black Knight

[LimeyBabe523]

lol best scene in the movie 'look u stupid bastard u've got no arms left' LOL

[gottascrewloose]

669 think it's more than a flesh wound

[LeNinjaWong]

-that's a scratch.

-a scratch !? Your arm off!

-No it isn't

[RaptorProwl99]

Funniest movie ever!!

[SupaMagna101]

Bawk!! Bawk!!! Chicken!! Chicken!!! WTF? JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!

[SupaMagna101]

Ah, tiis just a flesh wound.

[Simplylnspired]

Black Knight "............" Arthur "You make me sad" :C *Arm is cut off* A "Now stand aside, worthy admissury" (Spelt so terribly wrong) BK "'Tis but a scratch." A "A scratch? Your arms off." BK "No it isn't" A "Well what's that then?" BK "I've had worse" -_- A O_O A "Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!" BK "Yes I have" A "LOOK!" BK "Just a flesh wound" ^v^ A .\_/. A "What are you gonna do, bleed on me?" BK "I'm invisible!" *o* A "You're a Loonie" -_- I just wanted to quote X3

[gaborikrules]

Well call it a draw

[KNO418V]

"Ooooohhhhh, had enough, eh?"

[Ayeupsiree]

Reet funny just like closing time in the Anchor !

[ladybeee14]

If he had fought more would the black night have lost his head?

[FandomLover]

Related to Gandalf for sure..YOU SHALL NOT PASS

[thebeno100]

"Look you stupid bastard you've got no arms!"

[afruitlesshippo]

@TheBatterGuy Yes i have, its just a flesh would

[Allzthedevil]

The accent doubles how funny it is :P

[TheBatterGuy]

look you bastard you got no arms left!

[MsAnnieTyler]

sucks that i can't find whole coconuts in any local stores...

[TheLastRainShadow]

Well he sure as hell ain't no quitter

[YourMomIsAsian1]

my friend told me to watch this scene :P I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!!!!!!

[intmanu13]

lol "..."



[ruperto92]

we call it a draw

[serdarzulu]

Obozavam ih.The best show ever.

[jumpercable95]

it is only a scratch i have had worse

[cakijs14]

Tis but a flesh wound !

[CagedCreeper]

i wish there was a monty python game :D

[Vide30]

@CagedCreeper There's Monty Python' Flux

[dutchess2121]

I love this.

[Vipera01]

I like this scene, but I disliked it, so now there are 667 dislikers.

[Lassannn]

There are exactly 666 dislikes, which is why I refuse to dislike this.

[huggiesbeth16]

Scary how there are 666 dislikes...

[huggiesbeth16]

The best fight scene you will see in your whole life.



[warby1231]

Come on then!

[Commander2402]

Black Knight=Medieval Troll

[theplock99]

BEST FUCKING SCENE IN A MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF SCENES OF IN MOVIES OF THE HISTORY OF SCENES OF THE HISTORY OF MOVIES IN THE HISTORY OF BLACK KNIGHTS IN THE HISTORY OF TELEVISION IN THE HISTORY OF DVD PLAYERS IN THE HISTORY OF 240p...

[Augray37]

dang by the end it was 60p

[TheN00bExpress]

that's a fine horse you have there...

[perdedoronline]

666 have flesh wounds.

[ToaMahriNika]

It's just a flesh wound. No it isn't. Yes it is. No it isn't. Yes it IS!

[CamoShield]

1:38 gravity knight not amused......

[Ateamgrl]

Ahh, Black Knight, you're the strong and silent type.......

[KALSJKDA]

aurthor got the moves

[Punk93Metal]

Sorry, I meant Monty Python.

[Punk93Metal]

For the record, I'm an American and I love Monty

[Perennial777]

at the age of 21 I love this movie!!!!!

[FireboltAce]

3:25 HAVE AT YOU!

[WolfN931]

Tis only a scratch lol

[Smitamas101]

I'll bite your legs off LOL

this film is brilliant

[TooDamnDope]

Im invincible!

[FireNinjaYoshimasaX]

Tis but a scratch!

[omegaprim]

1:14 Best headshot I've ever seen.

[Maizira97]

"Tis but a scratch"

[omegaprim]

@Maizira97 Just a flesh wound.

[desertazul]

my mother was a hampster

[MrBass124]

the black knight fought worse than a bitch

[viktor2008]

british humour is best humour

[stevenduran1240]

0:53 the famous kick in the balls!

[shadowdrifter4]

its only a flesh wound

[EuropeanNinja]

I feel sorry for the black knight...

[Ramizello]

I FOUGHT MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU!

[nickguyrees]

Beaumains. Know what I mean?

[imnotonaboat2]

3:22 >The Original Tebow!

[nickkperezy]

664 people are loonies

[ninjaman690]

it took me an hour to understand why he was skipping nd why the other guy was clapping those bowls.

[Epicguitargeek]

664 people will get their legs bitten off.

[TheEmmylou29]

ILL BITE YA LEGS OFF

[TheEmmylou29]

this is so funny

[AndyLou63]

Lol, what are you gonna do, bleed on me?

[PsychOut1366]

"I fart in your general direction!"

[mynameistercio]

240p never looked so good ;D

[kingofburnttoast]

@mynameistercio i've had worse

[ButtplugClock]

@mynameistercio

It's from 2006, kid.

[TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Poor green-knight. His story shall forever go untold!!!

[joefive6]

240p we meet again -_-

[My57GibsonLesPaul]

1st

[MrBass124]

663 people didint have a flesh wound!

[VrgniaMailman]

@MrBass124 It's now up to 664. All "Loonies!!!" If one can stand the incredible amount of graphic violence (COUNT ME IN!!), this scene is one of the very funniest I have ever seen. "I have no quarrel with you, Good Sir Knight ...."  "Have at you!!" "What are you going to do?? ..... Bleed on me??" LOL "Your leg's off .... " "No it isn't."

[JC839]

kinda aqward thatthe top comments are about the same thing

[andmaketherain]

The greatest scene in cinematic history...

[xxwhatevahxx]

@andmaketherain Bullshit... more like greatest movie in cinematic history!

[sonicfan1100]

I love the fact where it says I'm Invincible! I started to think: "Man, I need one of those....whenever someone makes fun of me, he can be my bodyguard in a fight..."

[Ashorses100]

"I'll bite your legs off!!" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Namelessman102]

epic horse

[webzforevz]

i hate it when the top comments are the same

[magmablood2]

The ultimate troll of the middle ages.

[Terminator123The]

3:50

"I'M INVINCIBLE!"

"You're a looney..."

[rofflemows2]

one of the coolest things about this scene: it's extremely realistic!! o.0 these films with guys in 500 pounds of plate armor moving easily, swinging 100 pound great swords with lightning speed...they're very unrealistic. yet this film portrays two knights (the Black Knight and his first opponent--not Arthur) dueling as they would have in Real Life: slowly, with clunky, encumbered movements, and a total lack of heroic or "snappy" dialogue. love it!

[bozo1337]

@rofflemows2 Yes! It is so realistic that it shows the green knight taking a morning star and a battle axe from nowhere!

[rofflemows2]

LOL, i never noticed the Black Knight's subtle reaction in all the times i've seen this great film:

2:02

Arthur: Will you join me?

Black Knight: (slight shrug)

hahahaaa!!! hilarious!!

[ToTeMVG]

I FOLLOW NO MAN

[rofflemows2]

@ToTeMVG *MOVE for no man ;)

[bbwonder11]

ummm did anyone else notice the top comments are exaclty the same?:

[9999Turtleman]

It's just a flesh wound lol

[JayFeatherIV]

Hey, crazyguy50, I have an easy solution to your problem:

Choose them all! There's nothing stopping you! And besides, how can they expect us to pick just one? It's insane!

[crazyguy50]

Omg, never seen so many different one-liners to thumbs up. TOO MANY CHOICES!!!

[flowerpetal1996]

you've got no arms left yes i do no you don't tiss but a flesh wound

[flowerpetal1996]

tiss but a scratch... come on you panzy

[Fuzileer]

"You make me sad."

Best line.

[wemanmeman]

Alright right we'll call it a draw :D

[StalawOne]

JUST A FLESH WOUND.

[ilovedoggies1098]

"LOOK YOU STUPID BASTARD YOU'VE GOT NO ARMS LEFT!!" i love this movie <3

[LillyJeanesu122]

naa komme aus deutschland

[Nickanator777]

"What do you mean? You've got no arms left!"

"Yes I have"

[Sirchud68]

Have at you!

[xXD3RPYXx]

Tis but a scratch.

[joshuwawsome]

look you stupid bastard you got no legs left

[joshuwawsome]

You make me sad D: come patsy

[beakedporpoise]

Where can I find this song??? SOooO epic!!!!

[jbonz6]

I like how he barely touch him with the sword and the arms and legs cut off with ease

[DepresssedOne]

is THIS what started all those "Tis but a scratch" xbox achievements?

[mrmevinov]

@DepresssedOne Xbox programmers are nerdy people too

[Thatguywithlogic]

Now upload the 176 hours of unfunny material (as ordained by Peter Griffin).

[rostofroflmao]

TIS A SCRATCH

[degugurl]

One of the funniest things i've ever seen!!!!

[deathhorse10]

"look you bastard you have no arms left"

"it's just a flesh wound"

lmfao get's me every time

[jordanthewizard]

Oh running away eh, you yellow bastard. come back here and take what's coming to you, I'll bite your legs off.

[Kinetikan]

The origin of trolling.



[wolfshifter13]

663 people are pansies!!!

[wolfshifter13]

"Tis but a scratch"

"a Scratch, your arms off"

"no it isn't"

"what's that then???"

"i've had worse"

"you liar!!!"

[DarkMage501]

"I'LL BITE YOUR LEG!"

[Jitterskull]

Music name on the background?

[MrMountainFace]

"Commere!"

"What are you gonna do, bleed on me?"

[MYGman1111]

"it's a draw"

[rayebell1]

OH I SEE RUNNIN AWAY COME HERE ILL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!!!!!!!!!

[Slockry]

lol the black knight thinks he's Gandalf XD ,YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!

[miodoan]

VICTORY IS MINE!

*kneels down*

We thank thy Lord for in thy mer-

*kicked in the head*

[GeorgiaHarry15]

What're you going to do, Bleed on me?

I AM INVINCIBLE!

You're a loony.

[Awesomehed]

A SCRATCH?? your arm is off!

No it isn't...

then what is that then?

i've had worse..

YOU LIAR!!!

[Nazrul117]

240 p,This is recorded with a toaster

[TheThreeWeavers]

'I'M INVINCIBLE!'

'You're a loony.'

[seanleonard5]

663 people make me sad.

[throwitoutthewindow]

Then

You

Shall

Die

[PMdutch]

Not only do I like the fact that most comments are quotes from the video, but I love the fact that every single line of dialogue is used xD!

[MrLimegreenpro]

alright. we'll call it a draw.

[LegosRock223]

662 ppl had flesh wounds

[LegosRock223]

"its just a fleash wound"

[helljumpr5150]

I still have 1 hp left!!!!!

[skoolwierdolover1234]

win.

[Zevamorii]

"I'm INVINCIBLE!"

"You're a looney...."

LOVE!

[chrischrist2u]

I love how at 2:57 the only noise the knight makes is "whoop" XD

[Nikya2t]

@chrischrist2u hahaha that's soo funny xD 

[beasterking]

@chrischrist2u well this cause hes invincible, duh!!!!

[Aaron97oD]

when i was little the monster in the cave scared the shit outta me

[synthiacarson]

It pg I wached it yesterday

[DeidaraTheTerrorist]

I'd go gay for Monty Python any day.

[templechristian1]

can someone tell me what this movie is rated i think it's pg-13 but i am not too sure

[MrsZakBagans1127]

"It's just a scratch."

"A scratch?! YOUR ARM'S OFF!!"

xD gets funnier everytime!!! thumbs if u agree

[DeidaraTheTerrorist]

Who else thought Deidara?

[hyruleking881]

"RIGHT I'LL DO YOU FOR THAT!!" "YOU'LL WHAT??" love that so much

[grelllovessebastian2]

"you have no arms left!"

"yes i do"

"look!"

"tis but a flesh wound" XD best part

[panosroumee1316]

''what are you gonna do? bleed on me?'' xD

[Intrexa]

When the black knight was charging forward when he lost the second arm, what was he charging at? Arthur didn't even sidestep, the Black Knight was just charging nothing.

[NeonTiger01xxx]

its just a simple flesh wound!

[stefanstill1]

I wanna kill people that don't find this funny.

[zZFadedking]

"I'M INVINCIBLE!" LOL!

[hinatasuperfan21]

LOL I HAD TO WATCH THIS AFTER GETTING "TIS BUT A FLESH WOUND" ACHIVEMENT IN DEAD ISLAND I LOVED IT

[arsenalftw11738]

Tis but a scratch!

[arsenalftw11738]

Tis a flesh wound!

[pelicanflashdance]

I love the way Graham Chapman says "Look!" :)

[callum93edluk]

look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left.

[wpmpb]

How does this have dislikes??????

[mythicalmadness1]

I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF! 4:23

[AceHalford]

Let's call it a draw

[devilanddaughter]

ΠΩΩΩΩΩ ΨΟΦΑΩ ΣΤΑ ΓΕΛΙΑ ΟΠΟΤΕ ΤΗΝ ΒΛΕΠΩ ΑΥΤΗΝ ΤΗΝ ΣΚΗΝΗ, ΕΙΔΙΚΑ ΕΚΕΙ ΠΟΥ ΧΟΡΟΠΗΔΑΕΙ ΣΤΟ ΕΝΑ ΠΟΔΙ ΜΕ ΟΛΑ ΤΑ ΑΛΛΑ ΜΕΛΗ ΤΟΥ ΔΙΑΜΕΛΙΣΜΕΝΑ ΚΑΙ ΣΚΟΥΖΕΙ ''Ι'Μ INVINSIBLE''!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGhostgift]

@devilanddaughter i can understand stuff

[xTelha]

just a flesh wound!

[practicesafebreath14]

ive had worse...cmon u

pansy!!!

[xsurfnturfx]

"What are you going to do? Bleed on me???"

[comicbookandmovies]

NI! Tis a good clip - full of mirth and silliness that would grace the neither regions of a dog,

check out thy site web for more incites

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[loomper101]

i agree with the killing of the 661 fails, but im sure a few hours with the singing prince should be enough to atleast make them sorry. then again, i do beleive the knights who say NI are avalible for hire...

[Eminecraft88]

661 people didn't pass

[WildWolfheart23]

how low budget was this movie?

[YoYoMaN87]

@WildWolfheart23 The movie was made in 1974.... Its a comedy...

[RandomFunnySchtuff]

@WildWolfheart23 Well, actually, adjusted for inflation since 1974, the film had the second highest budget of all time. Director Terry Gilliam was originally given the task of directing an epic tale of a knight's holy quest with the best special effects available at the time, but, since Gilliam squandered roughly 94% of the budget adding to his vast collection of dildos, the studio had to resort to producing a comical interpretation of the original script.

[WildWolfheart23]

@RandomFunnySchtuff wow that is just sad