Judge Judy - The Same Boyfriend

[nathalie520]

of course joey is jobless.Judge judy's facial expressions are hilarious

[gerry135]

yea... me and my boyfriend... he clearly has a nack for intelligent women...

[pur99strpka]

If people think she's saying "Black guy" you're an Idiot. She's saying "Black eye"

[SinSeared]

"I will never take a black guy for a man" wow Judge Judy you're racist as shit!

[xyPERSON]

@SinSeared Clean out your ears and listen to what she is saying before commenting please.

[yeahgirl11]

@SinSeared She didn't say that. lol

[ElChingonIzzy]

These two have nothing going on: no personality, charm or soul. Look at those empty eyes.

[AnonymousB0B]

the defendants nose is crooked

[IHeArTrOcK20]

the defendant was so darn ugly

[TheWiwiee]

Maybe its Joey Tribbiani 

[GYABON22]

@TheWiwiee lol i just finished watch all the best of friends scene

[TonySilva81]

@SteveLLW you need to take a Valium. Settle down or take a nap dude.

[aznboi4]

hot asian behind the defendant 

[flamerggame12]

Ahh just goes to show, an ass whooping really isnt worth the bills is it?

[hitman7777777777]

the defendant is so hawt

[VictorR8DR]

Joey is a 50 year old Asian Midget with a peg leg. Now this is alot funnier.

[adamchoj12]

joey is a black boy

[curliefro]

@adamchoj12 Uhh?

[SteveLLW]

So, the defendant is NOT "expecting" baby # 2? So, the irresponsible, foolish bitch got an abortion, then? ...and Judge Judy goes, "Whew" to that. What a $%^&ed up world.

[Earwaxxxxxxxx]

@SteveLLW I know it man...people are crazy as hell.

[blibjersey]

To the defendant,

If your nose makes a shadow on the right side of your face, youuuuu got a big ass nose.

Regards,

Youtuber

[RammsteinXgta]

@blibjersey goddammit and i was starting to thinks shes hot. thanks for pointing that out dick! just kidding but i still think she isnt ugly. she looks like toni collette

[Strive4watuwant]

her hair is priceless....I can't even pay attention to the storyline

[rexviper8]

i thought she said "I would never take a black guy for a man..."

[Gunner3210]

Gotta take lessons from this "Joey" person.

[peterbell3]

Omg, I thought she said I'll never take a black guy for my man. Had to double check with my wife. Got it eventually!

[JoeFanzi]

@TheSdtn and the nose in a Disney movie

[MrXBDon]

Awww ...heck. The Plaintiff and the Defendant should just "hook it up"! Maybe do some oil wrestling!

[MarcBrewer]

If Joey had enough game to talk these girls into a 3-some, everybody would have had a much better time and saved themselves a lot of grief.

[tommyv711]

check out the upload date ..lol. This is what people do at christmas day - uploading this crap, ...must be an American

[LittleMissLeared]

Lorena is pretty hot.

[Landotter1]

"Beauty fades but stupid is forever" Judith Shindlin Quote fits these 2 women exactly. They deserve it.

[billsblue89]

Ladies smarten up. DON'T DATE LOSERS.

[fiver69]

How about a "Money shot" judge...lol

[phinch1]

KNEE SAN dealer? NIS AN Fucking hell is it so hard to pronounce

[calidude146]

judge judy looks prettier than usual. was this case from a while ago?

[kandinskyforfootball]

Why has the plaintiff still got an attitude at the end of the case? She won!

[kandinskyforfootball]

3:53 - Thank You JJ!

[nypad5]

this case sucked. not DVD worthy -___-

[bigban1989]

This Joey guy is such a pimp lol.

[TheMammabear7]

wait judge judy can get a man?!?!?!



[kylecusworth]

Joey is fucking awesome!

[uuuuuglymark]

plaintiff is a sexy bitch tho

[frwtr1968]

she'll never take a black eye for a man, but will she make a sandwich for one?

[annielimyz]

@thisherecat2 hey don't get all racist here. ANY race can be conservative. I think it makes perfect sense to be married before you have a child. You have a higher chance at having a complete family, with two people mature enough to settle down, instead of people sleeping around and having kids at 16, when you're a kid yourself it's preposterous. I'm 18 and I could never imagine having my youth cut short by having to mother someone now. Sorry for the sudden outburst. I've been watching judge Jud

[cmcampbell1000]

they're both but ugly

[Linda7647]

@cmcampbell1000 Don't you mean BUTT???

[cmcampbell1000]

@Linda7647 oh no spelling police! RUN RUN RUN

[Linda7647]

@cmcampbell1000 LOL, sorry, couldn't resist ;)

[cmcampbell1000]

@Linda7647 it's alright, sorry for my being a douche

[Linda7647]

@cmcampbell1000 Aww it's okay, no offense taken. I was just funnin' with ya ;)

[lindapittsburgh]

3 girlfriends at once something wrong there

[tonyfreire702]

"No he doesn't work." Imagine that. What a prize this guy is. Too cowardly to even show up. Yeah, excuses, excuses. And what kind of trailer park love affair they have, to tramps rolling around in the streets boxing. Banging in the back of cars. What a prize. If either one stays with this shlub they deserve him.

[thisherecat2]

conservative bailiff. marriage is very important to him. typical American black reaction. Yet so many unmarried with children anyway....

[dontwnturhndthistime]

oooh I like the defendant's hair :)

[ItchyKneeSon]

Sick world we live in. People fighting over empty relationships.

[geeman215]

The Plantiff's kind of hot. She has nice lips...

[MrUlutraman]

smack my beach up by proxy

the j man has mastered it

[iNoahMinecraft]

LOL! I LOVE THIS SHOW :)

[Rorix9]

wtf is up with the D's hair!!?!?!?!? That is obviously intentional...it's hideous.

[Rorix9]

i'd give it to Judge Judy :P

[beneththeashes]

Who gives a fuck about Joey.. I want to know what the fuck happened to that girls nose? Shit looks flat and broken...

[Jose21Arroyo]

A guy with no job gets two decent looking women with jobs?

[xzuvqz]

@Jose21Arroyo *it is only b/c he happens to have a thick 11" penis*

[ASeriousHardMan]

@xzuvqz when's the last time you were off youtube? before it was invented?

[scrambledpenis]

@Jose21Arroyo jeez I seriously want to meet this guy.

[saschiver]

isnt it great when they try to give u advice at the end lol "dont fight over a guy, their not worth it" lol

[Rae015473]

The defendant's eyebrows are horrible. If, for whatever reason, you MUST shave off your eyebrows, try to pencil/tattoo them on so they look relatively natural. I hate this look.

[LuVSJamie]

I Think Joey Likes Mediocre Mexican Girls... The Kind You want to Fuck, But once you do it, You avoid them.

[BelieverOrDisciple]

lisa looks like a blood elf from world of warcraft

[TheSdtn]

That hair belongs in a Dr. Sues book!

[jimbojamesIV]

Those who enjoy Judge Judy's psychosis are probably those who defend the status quo.

Judge Judy epitomizes conforming to norms so that we all are good, little sheeple. She is condescending, arrogant, typically biased and wrong in her assumptions, and should know better than laypeople that litigants should always have lawyers. It's the first thing learned in law school, so one wonders how it's ethical to earn millions by encouraging people to represent themselves?

[VideoSlob]

whats your point?

[AISOp314]

@jimbojamesIV You forget this is small claims court. I dont know if the decisions are actual; but these are either real or based off of real cases; that are settled with another judge out of court. I cant remember the facts tho. Anyways, in small claims court, you do not need a lawyer.

[andell1]

@AISOp314 The decisions are actual...Judge Judy is an arbitrator. Basically, the plaintiff and defendant are submitting to binding arbitration in order to settle their dispute. This has one significant advantage for both over small claims court: the show pays up to $5,000 to settle the matter.

So, if you're a plaintiff, you'll get your award (if you win of course) with no hassle...and if you're the defendant, you don't have to pay any of your own money.

[AISOp314]

@andell1 awesome, thanks i didnt know that, that is a very interesting fact. I also looked up if JJ to see if she was a real judge; and yes she is.

[andell1]

@jimbojamesIV What are you talking about...it's small claims court!!! The scorn that the plaintiff and defendant receive when they act like a dumbass is the trade off for the winner getting their cash without hassle and the loser not having to cough it up!

Because of the cap on small claims awards, having a lawyer would just be stupid.

And sorry, but Judge Judy is awesome...perhaps if there were more like her, the courts at all levels wouldn't be so misandristic!

[TreasureOne]

@jimbojamesIV "...litigants should always have lawyers. It's the first thing learned in law school...." Reallllllly? I am AMAZED. One would think law schools would speak against the plethora of lawyers!

[jimbojamesIV]

@TreasureOne Consider yourself a Judge Judy bonehead if you think lawyers think there are a plethora of lawyers.

To the contrary, only the wealthy can afford a lawyer. Wait a second, what am I talking about? Only the rich can afford a trial, but that's irrelevant because if they're rich they either won't be harassed, charged, convicted or serve time.

[Lido209vaj]

@jimbojamesIV ... Its small claim court, who in their right fucking mind would get a lawyer @ 250 dollars an hour (that's being generous) for cases capped at $5,000. You're an idiot if you pay for a lawyer for a small claims court, and no lawyer is going to take those case base on contingency. Most of the case on JJ are for around $1000 dollars, contingency rate is capped at lawers for 33%. What lawyer is going to prepare a case and appear in court with you for 300$ flat?

[newcoyote]

I think JJ should have ordered the litigants to make out on camera for a while. THAT would have got the ratings up.

[gnortznitz]

Wow, latinas who are not fat and frantic happen to be very attractive. Rare as hell, but attractive.

[gardnerbm]

@suubwoof

im seriously thinking of trying it

[gardnerbm]

Haha, I love JJs questions "He got time off from his job?" She knew he probably didnt have a job.

[thereedblake]

did she say she'll never take a black guy?

[2pacthugzta]

Really dumb people like Judge Judy and think her show is legit. The yelling she does is for RATINGS, hello? Hellooooooooo? Grow thyself a brain, sheeple.

[got2strpk]

@2pacthugzta There are two reasons she does the yelling. 1.) To intimidate the person she is talking to into telling the truth. 2.) It's easy to yell when you're pissed about what someone does. Judge Judy is an amazing judge and this show is definately real. I will say that the show pays for the damages meaning say the defendant is ordered to pay $5000 Then the show would give the plantiff the money. I don't like it but it's still a great show.

[dhL17]

@2pacthugzta She was a family Judge for 15 years before the show. Watch 60min with Judge Judy on youtube and you can see her raw personality before she became famous. If you do not understand people, try putting yourself in their position before assuming. You may realize that different people can be just as amazing as you assume yourself to be, and that different is not bad.

[sk8erconster]

Look at that nose!

[ballrub]

these niggers should be beat w/big black penises

[2pacthugzta]

@ballrub stfu you dumb cracker faggot, don't snivel here just because a black man with a big stole your fucking gf away, haha!

[ballrub]

@2pacthugzta up yours, nigger.

[dontbotherreading]

Lisa Bitchi

[Hannible100]

If those two saw the size of my cock they would soon be fighting over me! Fucking idiots if they want cock come up and see me sometime baby lol

[Shady2Weezy]

they look really similar : /

[iHasPancakez]

@Shady2Weezy Sisters fighting over the same guy!?

DUN DUN DUUUUUN. :3

[chefboyarebree]

Instead of getting an education and making something of themselves, these two morons decided that they'd rather pull each other's hair and fight over a deadbeat liar. I'll be damned if any of my future children act like that.

[Twixcandy14]

doesnt the defendant know we're not in whoville?

[BUDDYSHADOW]

So she killed the baby.

[LtShock]

@BUDDYSHADOW No, she aborted the fetus. It was probably 1 or 2 months only. A bunch of cells. Not a baby.

[tryandlisten]

Joey is my new hero lol

[TheSkylur44]

Don't these idiot assholes ever use BIRTH CONTROL???????? All they do is drink drug fight and fuck.

[Hawthaa]

seems like Joey falls for artifical misplaced eyebrows

[jrivet210]

stupid broads... gotta love em...

[PimpWizard3000]

2:59 "Doing the Nasty"

[panamanian911]

How you doinnnnn

[t3kn0l0v3r]

sup guys its joey i have insane abs and a 9 inch penis. thank you

[Stan9077]

@t3kn0l0v3r u forgot 2 mention d 2 insane girlfriends n d child. lol.

[nolifemerc]

its great to watch this, i get to see people i never see here where i live, they are like mix of the planet, white mexian indian negro its great, strange and sometimes scary but great.

[4hand561]

The losers always get the girls

[22JRDN55]

i really hope that jeoy is one hell of a guy, other wise, im not dating any girl less than the defendant

[zenboy3000]

Where's Joey? Probably with his 3rd girlfriend, you idiots.

[tassadar32]

@zenboy3000 Ha...

[GulfVetSAF]

@suubwoof Oh, and not have any income either...

[GulfVetSAF]

@suubwoof I was thinking the same thing... Perhaps I need to start using, abusing, and lying to women and then maybe I'll hook up wit all den girls!

[EspioChaos]

Wow.... Joey must have a HUGE penis...

[fetishisticrose]

the hair is like a cartoon character! does she use it as a weapon , too? lol

[Kenn769]

two ghetto hos got what they deserved

[crackfiendables]

just another ounce of proof that cheaters will hook up with anyone! even if it is their way lesser good looking baby mama... both girls must be dull as fuck to want to be caught up like this

[Puddi77]

JJ: "I'll never take a black eye for a man."

I first understood "I'll never take a black guy for a man."

[thenewrevolution100]

@Puddi77 HAHAHAHA I UNDERSTOOD THAT AS WELL HAHAH

[bazfanv2]

Oh he's a joey alright.

[skool4boyz2]

fighting over joey? and joey is not even there to protect you..

dayummmm

[londonsweet28]

Stupid Bitches



[jayrichards23ok]

Can u say DRAMA!!!! Gosh they are both pretty girls and I'm sure they can do way better than the 2 timing Joey Scumbag.... However, I doubt they will truly learn their lesson and continue to emerse themselves with bad men and continue to make bad choices.

[deismoday]

Typical Hispanics. Ugh.

[tuli271]

@deismoday I'm not sure what race you are, but people can act like idiots regardless of ethnicity. Apparently you're turning a blind eye to the many moronic Caucasians on TV.

[geeman215]

@tuli271 Welcome to the world of "Idiots ans racists on YouTube".

As long as it's Blacks or Hispanics, it's always reprehensible behavior.

[geeman215]

@tuli271 Go watch "Drunk Comedy Relief" (It's the FIRST video) in the list of 10 above.

The Guy in the case "Personifies" the "Moronic Caucasian"...