Tales of the Abyss - Jade x Dist

[jacoblgames]

That's not love. Jade's a freakin' sadist.

[GamesXanimeX3]

Did Jade almost killed him with an indignation? O_O

[adschweich123]

it makes you wonder what Dist was thinking..... O_O

[Continuum94]

It seems the "EARTHQUAKES" have lead to more frequent "AVALANCHES".

Earthquake - Raping effect

Avalanches - launching effects.

LOLOLOLOL xDDDD

[Kersey475]

100 Gald says that Jade was going all Jack Bauer on Dist.

[cj1103]

hahahaha rolf jade thats why i like u hahaha

[aegram]

your right it does sound like RAPE, also it sounds like dist whats to do something with jade in his dream if you know what i mean lol.

[aegram]

rofl, jade i'm sorryyyyyyyy!!.

[Psynova710]

Japanese audio is much funnier.

[CatMuto]

When I got to this scene I was like "No, Anise-chan .. it's not quite TAG that they're .. playing .." and as it went on I was like "Duuude, ewwwhehehehehaahaha!" XD

C-A

[PartyInUKsPants25]

...I DONT THINK THEIR PLAYING TAG

[caske1996]

@PartyInUKsPants25 i know ewww...

[EchidonaMicHog]

RAEP TAIM

[Yggychu]

First: A sleeping little Dist 8D

Then... "Jade... wait for me..."

.........

Then When Jade gets in there...

RAPE.

[MrTHeLaMe1]

0.0'

[Darknefarious]

My sister and I were laughing the hell out when we first came across this cut scene during the game.

[turnoverman001]

o-O violence!

[DarkZenvell777]

Why do I always get the feeling that scene and what Jade said have a double meaning

[ragnarokhead19000]

I love Namco Bandai.

[KuroiKuroudo]

My niece wants to add this:

"i think jade is......GAY!!!! but he is very sexy"

[Kytseo]

...so, who got here from tvtropes?

[JRC3034]

@Kytseo moi!

[GameAW1]

@Kytseo Guilty!

[Kersey475]

@Kytseo

As a fellow troper I ask you: which trope page or trope on a works page sent you here?

[Kytseo]

@Kersey475 don't remember, maybe the game's actual page

[Animefan8451]

Dist the rose became DIST THE RAPE!0_0

[lilshokan]

@Animefan8451 first REAPER then ROSE and now RAPED.

and take out the E and the R in reaper then you have rape lol

[FF18Cloud]

Did he die? o_O wow... so many "did he die?" moments in this series

[KuroiKuroudo]

Dist smiling like that in his sleep...is gonna give me Chucky nightmares later O.o *Jade intervenes and does...whatever to Dist* Thank you Jade for remedying that! I guess we will be now knowing him as Dist the Raped now. XD

[OmegaChosen0]

In the relationship there's the woman the man and the Jade

[mushmush132]

Oh god... us and our dirty minds... xD

[Lunestree]

I´ve never played Tales of the Abyss.

Is this... real? O___o

Wuuu, that was slashy ö__ö

OMG, I need to play this Game XDD Now!

[ZchibizroxZ]

@Lunestree My friend owns this game, and we've played it together. Yes, this is real. This is an actual cutscene from close to the beginnning. It has to be close to the beginning, as we never got through more than half an hour of it xD.

[Dsurvivor21stCentury]

@ZchibizroxZ Close to the beginning, what game are you playing? This is about 37 hours in.

[zidanetribal07]

@Lunestree yes this scene is in actual playthrough

[ImbecileSoldire]

You know, besides lots of perverted comments maybe Jade jsut stuck his spear (HIS WEAPON, NOT THAT SPEAR) up Dists butt or something. That, or he used artes...

[StarShockYellow]

Hmm, maybe Jade had cold hands at that point and so poked Dist from under his shirt? It's really quite shocking feeling something cold poking you when you're on a warm bed sleeping.

[InuKaiStrauss]

I always lmao when I get to this part in the game.. Jade is the best.

[drakelizard]

@InuKaiStrauss you hate him so much yet you love him all forthe same reasons

[InuKaiStrauss]

@drakelizard lol... I never hated Jade once, loved the guy when I first got him..the only thing I hate is that he's not around in real life. T_T

[FyuFyu]

xDDDDDD yeah... dist is the uke...

[kirikitty22]

Dist is the wife, for sure XD

[megasoniczxx]

does anybody know what jade did to him.

[KearaUrameshi]

@megasoniczxx I don't think anyone does. We can always speculate though. XD

[xXDistTheReaperXx]

this is my favorite scene in the entire game x3 lol

[FenrirWeapon]

its llyod from code geass :O

[Daichi82]

The thing i like if this part in the japanese version is that Jade has the same voice as Mu La Fraga in Gundam Seed and Dist has the voice of Judou Ashita from Gundam ZZ.

[Tawichi]

I have to say... this is probably one of the best scenes in ToA.

[genissage235]

Luke: about the scream just now?

Jade: oh that was nothing. now lets get going ;)

Luke: right...

lol! i think Luke's scared of Jade now XD

[ColonelJadeCurtiss]

I can't blame Luke for being scared of Jade. XD

[iamtheallmightywiz]

hahaha I remember this part, oh so funny :)

[nendochan]

FFF Jade. ♥

[smurfsetsuka]

Whoa. o__o

[kirikoangel]

What were the writers smoking when they wrote this scene?

[troysson81]

Yeah, "tag"... ;)

[DehydratedBanana]

Jade is one creepy motherfucker;;

D:

[Thalirin]

Haha, can't you just see Jade spanking Dist? XD *laughs* Gosh this was one of my favorite scenes in the game.

[Vertan]

Haah! This is brilliant!!! xD

Jade simply couldn't resist! mind you Dist is fairly adorable ^-^ Yes, so he's a queer, maniacal, fiendish little Jade-obsessive with a flying chair...but that's all the more reason to love him! =D

[ShunsuiHitsugaya]

I never get tired of watching this. It's still funny. Poor Dist.

[wilddey]

...

[KaguraMatsuoka]

Angry colonel sex. ;o

[noelia1209]

Jeez... Dist's so f*** obsessed with Jade it's creepy!!! But that aside, this scene is totally hilarious!! I LOVE it! I just hope Jade beat him to a pulp 'cause if something else happened... Argh, it gives me the willies just thinking about it :S I have such a huge 'crush' on Jade that my psyche would be severely damaged XD

[OnyxNexion]

Hot.

[strawberryyuna]

Exactly.

Very Hot Indeed *nods*

That's evil Jade+Dist= a quickie with no lube. ^^ Best Scene ever.

[00forgottensecrets00]

duz that actually happen in this game!!!!????!!!1111?1/?1

o_O;;

[SynaSaku]

yeah, it did ....LOL i wonder what jade did to him xP

[AvidLearner11]

Now that I think of it, I can understand why you must ask... Lol

[RaineSageFan]

lol lots of sexual references i think

because of the "earthquakes" there are more violent "avalnches"

there is a monster in the deeper parts

[deltasniper40]

This epic scene is defintely tale's biggest suspension of mystery..... Wish the producers can tell us what really happened in that room

[SHOOPDAWHOOP5000]

omg.. he smiles in his sleep.. o.O

[Beccawonthegame]

brilliant.

[countessli]

jeez. sounded like violent rape going on. but oh how i love those two guys

[pkmnfreak75]

"also, an extremely powerful monster has taken up residence in the deeper parts."

lolz

[Yepimdatguy]

Jade Curtiss is ftw

[ZackyBalfour]

Jade is so wonderful. xDD Oh gawd, I love these two together~ <333 Best part ever. Forever ToA! :D

[LumpyFudge]

Define "Tag" if you would.

[tomgirl101]

God, that sounded like a major kick in the crotch...lol

[akira1878]

this has got 2 be my most favourite scene in the game i still wonder what Jade was doing 2 Dist

[shadoemage]

wish the door was open lol

[AuroraG9]

How many of you were like eww when u

saw Dist on the bed

[Edwardslover88]

me didnt think that i thought it was kinda cute even though hes wierd. LOL this is SOOOO funny!!!!!

[AxelleVIII]

I think he's adorable XD

[AxelleVIII]

OMG I can't stop laughing XDDD

this game is SO GREAT XD !

[KageNoHikari]

I suppose we all know what "playing tag" REALLY means. XD

[Omnivoe]

umm....wow

[DarkAngelKisses13th]

That sounded so *painful*... wish I could stop laughing at it. -_-;

[xoyv]

sounds like he's doing more than playing tag

[sheilaehn]

tears was about to walk away

[Ryu1212001]

i wonder is dist and really want to know what jade did this was the funniest sence in the game

[Dummiechiaki]

"an extremly powerful monster has taken up the residence in the 'deeper parts' " ... xD

[AxelleVIII]

I love you XDDD

[gokihenjin]

@Dummiechiaki HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA never thought of it until you said it! xDDD

[mikamikamika]

RAPE

[Baisouzen]

OH MAN I LOL'D SO BAD WHEN I SAW THIS

[ilvcardcaptor]

does anyone know wat Jade did 2 Dist? if u know plz tel me

[tutudragon15]

i'm for tickling him or freezing him in ice

[ilvcardcaptor]

ur probably rite...

[RinJackson]

...do we really WANT to know?

[ilvcardcaptor]

probably not...

[Blibbles]

.... I do. xD

[0DeathWish0]

lol....i think im also just a little curious. x)

[redjacketalchemist]

Since we're talking about Jade...well, the world may never know, and knowing him we may NOT want to know....O_O

[Tawichi]

You know, I really wish they'd dub the anime. It'd be so great to see this in anime form with Kirk Thornton and Liam O'brien. And just because the voice cast here is so great.

Kirk Thornton for the win. <3

[taw386]

I've heard that Jade was tickling Dist in this scene, although I'm a little unsure of the source. No matter what he was doing, though, Dist's screams and the party's reactions were priceless.

[KayneArcheron]

Jade & Dist got the best voice actors in that game

[ColonelJadeCurtiss]

I was kinda thinking that too.

[DistXxTheXxRose]

<3

Jade~

[kitsyheartszombies]

Dist is obviously Jade's wife.

xDDD;;

My god, I love them.

[ColonelJadeCurtiss]

I love this scene. I think it's so funny when Jade messes with Dist. Kinda makes me wonder what he did to Dist.

[belgurdo]

Loved tenderly ;_;

[starlett]

BEST. SCENE. EVER. XDDD

[kaikou13]

when i first saw this a little part of me died inside

[envy400]

Let's face it! Nobody will know what happened and Jade is certainly not talking! XD Once again he's driven us all mad!

[Fuckthephone]

I guess Dist doesn't like rough.

[lucario289]

lol true that!

[FinalFantasyAnimeFan]

my favorite scene in the game. really, it is!=P it's makes u wonder what jade did to dist. i might have a few ideas, some r probably evil. i just love the party's reaction when dist was screaming for his....life(?)

[wiiboychris]

The question is, what did Jade did to Dist? Is Jade secretly gay? XD

[asthmapuppy]

Clearly, Jade is a torturous individual. Get your minds out of the gutter. While Dist obviously has a massive crush on Jade, it does not mean Jade will respond. In fact, Jade is more likely to respond to Peony or Guy than Dist.

Dist's love is one-sided. End of story.

[FinalDestination00]

o___O WTF!?! I didn't like what I heard!!

[bebechan94]

why was that dist dreaming bout jade in that tone?why was he screaming like that?also"An extremely powerful monster has taken up residence in the deeper parts."-is it me or doesnt that sound a bit perverted?!(gosh, its like jade just got out of prison)i guess ill never know what happened behind that door....LOL!

[Shayera01]

Also...

What EXACTLY was Dist dreaming about when he said "Jade...wait for me..."? Especially with that tone of voice? Could be just me, but that can sound pretty perverted in the "right" situation... >8D

But if Namco (love ya) MEANT for "curious" people like me to sit and ponder for hours on end (not - more like minutes)...

Then I hereby declare Namco as the best company ever. EVER. If anyone agrees, reply!

[Shayera01]

This is just WRONG...and I am conjuring up some pretty interesting images...

Fortunately for me, they are quite humorous since the "possibilities" of whatever is going on behind those closed doors (hmm...) are broad.

*maniacal grin*

I love Jade; I really do. And Dist, too.

(Kirk Thornton and Liam O'Brien FTW!!)

[DragonGirlPR]

Though it IS preatty wrong, I think Jade was tickling him to death. xD (Cuz I remembered a skit where Anise and Jade started tickling Guy and he reacted the same way.) Still, it is preaty funny ^.=.^;

[xXBlackxXxRoseXx]

hmmmm....hard choice.i can't seem to find out who's the wife and who's the husband.

[asthmapuppy]

Dist's love is obviously unrequited. :Db

[nemowsz]

This is just...wrong...

[Akkiko]

My Colonel, I think you're belt is a mite bit crooked when you exited... best fix that up in a giffy. I'm sure Dist would be more than willing. ... once the mental trauma is over I'm sure~

[unsentletters]

0_0 OMG!!!

[kirikoangel]

Jade doesn't play around. @___@

[SilverStarKaiba]

rofl "An extremely powerful monster has taken up residence in the deeper parts."

OMG, that's so wrong! *shot*

[ChallengeKevin]

ROFLMAO OMFG BBQ WTF XD XD XD XD XD

This scene is just the best, even though the spa scene was hilarious as well, this is.....

wrong, but funny XD XD XD XD LOL

The makers of this game have to be some real masterminds!!!! Great game

[ANIMEKILLER14]

JADE RAPED DIST THAT EXPLAINS THE NOISES it all makes perfect sence lol o.O

[darktwilightjester]

XD That was the funniest part of the game, and unknown of what happend >.>

[shankster30]

And he calls Luke a "naughty boy"?  Bad Colonel!!!!

[Yazuka83]

Aswesome scene! I loved it.

Poor, poor Dist. I bet Jade's hands where cold...

[Randompersonnumber3]

"Jade has earned the title: Suprise Buttsex"

[AshleyGrahmXark]

Amen. XDD

[Yazuka83]

Hahaha, you can say that again. XD

[SoNiC4000]

Big ROTFL xD this scene was...no it is awesome XD ^^

[o0rae0o]

The most memorable scene in the game ...

[Rookie101]

This seen made me ROFL XD One of my fav scenes in this game!

[khorgXIII]

lmao cute childhood friends =).Dist is having a good dream but when he wakes up a nightmare that is.

[BethnZolo4eva]

man, this was one of my fave parts of the game. I laughed so freaking hard i was crying!

[Kaenily]

Oh, my, Jade's a bad boy... LMAO

I guess his spear is quite handy out of battle too... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA... (*evil laugh*)

[dvbones]

O.O.....Ummm Jade,what did you do?

[k24601]

I wonder what really happened in there too...and I don't even have the game yet...yay for awesome youtube videos. Thanks for sharing MasterLL! hahaha

[Randompersonnumber3]

My favorite scene in the game! XD *Jade fangirl*

[FaeriePrincess2007]

wtf mate??

lolxz what the hell went on in there???

[kratosXraine]

oh i think you kow a little of thi a little of that a little man to man action

[Kakashi2girl]

That clip is a little creepy.

[itzigurl]

i love this scene i always laugh at it!!!

[kakashilover5963]

..getting bad images... dist is just hilarious xDD

[endsb21]

Imagine him in his towel costume.

[kakashilover5963]

oh god xD

[inuzukagurl]

O.O Oh God...Everything in that clip made me think of something bad...Damn, my mind is terrible...XD

[TheOmnigamer]

Greatest scene EVER!!!

I can't watch this without laughing. It's so great! XD

[dizzydd]

Pause at 0:42 0.o

[Umegaki]

...I just cannot watch this scene without laughing. XD Oh, Jade, you sadistic little thing, you. Be nice to Dist, or he'll put you in his revenge journal. ;P

[Managuabrother]

I'm hoping he didn't rape him.. if he did he must have a huge you know what to make him scream like that. >>;;

[unsinful]

Especially with that "You're killing me!" part lol

[Seshka]

Nah. He just whipped him to shape. xD

[StarGGundam2]

ROFL.. I loved this scene when I was playing.

GUY CECIL FTW!

[zyonhunter]

i think jade rapet him

[ForgotenShadow]

Lol that has to be one of the funniest scenes in the game and just what is it that jade did the world may never know lol.

[Akkiko]

Hey Jade. Your belt looks a lil crooked.

XDDD

[Cherushii]

Lmao. xD

[GameFreak1492]

...wow

[jaognseeker]

i love this!!! i havent a clue what jade is doing... but later he mentions something about freezing him longer with ice... great though! love ya jade!

[Sunruner]

Really? When? O.o I'd love to see that...

Love this scene too though ^___^

[8x13Wolf]

I love this scene with every ounce of my little fangirl body and heart. The possibilities are endless for Jade's doing to Dist in there. ^_- But Dist's sleep-talk, so cute!

[emoshoes11]

Hehe, i remember that part. I loooooooooove jade.

[backcramp]

OMG that was hot!!!

[RenegadeYuan]

XD I love this scene. Can't seem to find the Japanese one though...

[Liminix]

Liam O'Brian is good at blood-curdling screams.

I was really excited when I saw that he also plays Gaara.

[HikaruIrving]

Really? Dist and Gaara . . . lol

[Flegan777]

Yeah, Liam is really good with voicing wicked or twisted characters