Black Jesus: Ridin' Sweet

[wrinklezrulez]

it's the chocolate flavored savior

[JiveCinema]

That nigga Black Jesus boy..gotta love him.

[AntonSlizzardhands]

Jesus stays ridin sweet.

[FreshlySnypes]

This shit is toooooooooo fucking funnnnnnny

[WillyWill76]

need some of that weed....

[hardtoregister]

Very funny. The idea of "black jesus" with "white jesus" hair is wonderful. The rate of "my-niggas" used might be diluting the power of the "my-nigga."

[pogisiG]

"wait till i trade in my chariot my nigga for an escalade" LMAO

[AudioVisualMatter]

Black Jesus is awesome.  Too bad I can't hit the THUMBS UP!

[RezHobo]

Haha the other guys are high as shit haha and black Jesus should have some nappy ass hair

[Rangulojr]

I love how mad everyone gets upset over a naggarish Jesus. For crying out loud you holy Rollin people should thank the guys who made this for putting a getto spin on it because like it or not some kid watched this and now likes Jesus that much more. But oh yeah that's right because you don't agree with an urban hood like Jesus all of a sudden "Jesus" wouldn't have wanted his image like this. Because you all have had a conversation with him right. You wonder why religion becomes the target of so

[ChangeOfPaceHiphop]

@Rangulojr Jesus was alien.

[animalsos]

A nigga feet is RRRRRRRUUFFF hahahahah

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[JayStray0586]

"i'm finna get the escalade on yo muthafuckin ass" lmao :)

[newplanet15]

Stop freakin askin me if im jesus returned PLEEEEEEEEASE!

[AryahbenYahuda]

U sambos need to stop it, yall niggas love to coon, jive and shuck the time of the house nigger is at an end and u bitch niggas going with it..lol

[Mansour131]

yall niggas goin be on my dick then again watch lol

[philldafunk]

I think they ignore him because he's like that one friend you have who is ALWAYS talking.... You know the guy. Everybody has a friend like that who can't ever shut up, and eventually you just tune him out.

I fucks w/ Black Jesus though

[TerminatorX87]

I swear this shit got the funniest intro i've ever seen, lol.

[derekdb2]

THE HEBREV'S 1. JUDAH - THE NEGROES 2. BENJAMIN - WEST INDIANS 3. LEVI - HAITIANS 4. SIMEON - DOMINICANS 5. ZEBULON - GUATEMALA TO PANAMA 6. EPHRAIM - PUERTO RICANS 7. MANASSEH - CUBANS 8. GAD - NORTH. AMERICAN. INDIANS 9. REUBEN - SEMINOLE INDIANS 10. NAPHTALI - ARGENTINA AND CHILE 11. ASHER - COLOMBIA TO URUGUAY 12. ISSACHAR - MEXICANS

[Stinsonboi]

before they film this those get doped up theyd have to. to not laugh at this lol

[Juanie12]

I traded in my chariot nigga.... hahahahaha

[pypy22]

hahaha 1:31 - 1:32 Black Jesus has a bluetooth.

[MADMANMAD1247]

This is funny stuff!! Look at all the Jesus freaks getting mad....lol

[kingmanmillenia]

@MADMANMAD1247 yep, yep imma Jesus Freak and i understand the messages but it is Disrespectful to y Lord and Savior. If someone was deeply disrespecting soething you believe in you wouldnt like it either.

[MADMANMAD1247]

@kingmanmillenia check this out if you don't like it.....don't watch it. I don't go into your church bitching about what your doing or not doing.

[alwerty1]

@MADMANMAD1247 believe or not this is actually promoting jesus. theres a message in majority of the vids, just a lot more dumbed down so it can reach a younger audience or people that just need a more straight up view of what he was about.

[newagepun]

@alwerty1 hey, as long as it reaches in any language or mode of communication, even current ones. That is what Jesus wanted, to extend his covenant to all of humanity. Its the ultra conservative christians who get all uptight because its not the kind of Jesus they want portrayed. Guess what? What gives them the right to marginalize what kind of 'Jesus' is presented to the world? They miss the message and instead go after the color of the guy.

[Helcomlatly]

This is the funniest shit ever...

[Luv4DEA]

feet is roughhhhhh!

[miami20000]

Horrible Horrible how could you ever do such a thing. not good and the people who like this have some serious issues. I will pray for you all.

[InKa4484]

@miami20000 Pray that your fellow christians stop preying on the weak.

[LuffyBlack]

@miami20000 Well lump me with the sad individuals you pray for then.

[SlimPickinz98]

@LuffyBlack and lump me in too @Miami20000 i need prayer!

[TiaJon1]

Jesus didn't have a chariot he walked lol.

[bewteequeen]

So are the two homies disciples? And what the hell be on that tv that's so important that they can't listen to Negro Jesus?

[Hrko1992]

moar videos like dis :D

[chris34561]

make a podcast or some thing

[Sweeno14]

that nigga had a whole bluetooth

[YungTragTV]

NEED THIS MADE INTO A MOVIE!!!

[ThinkPadSav]

WE NEED THIS AS A FEATURE FILM!!!

please.

[Izoto593]

Black Jesus in a movie would be epic as fuck.

[JAHDUBProductions]

Yea, thats dat 'ish. Definately a movie

[loserhero1982]

yah this as a movie would be epic

[DeViiLsDoG]

They Need To Make A Movie Real Talk lol

[JorgeIgnacioNavarro]

LMMFAO. This shit is silly.

[DubStackG]

This is tha funniest shit eva, I love tha way Jesus home boyz  is just chillin, they aint trippin off shit this nigga talkin bout, lmao.

[DualofChaos]

Jesus in an Escalade. That would save GM.

[whozyodaddy0990]

JESUS WAS AN ALIEN..

[JorgeIgnacioNavarro]

@whozyodaddy0990 If he was real at all and did all those things back then, he had to be an extraterrestrial. LOL

[ugotpimp]

haha

[Da1shocker]

AITE MY NIGGA!

[AfrocentricPatrick]

no it wouldnt.

[valaurwen]

I agree clemdoe. It's funny tho.

[hypersupermamado]

@clemdoe nigga you trippin

[Mrlatereg]

back balls huh

[HeavenFort]

@GT500wade

oh ya, and obama is jobless. sorry, thought he was the president. and before that I thought he was a lawyer. but I guess he is a hobo...wait what?

[soggytreats9]

hahaha raise up off this smoke, that pork

[shmayy]

.......ok watch

[KBryant1181]

black jesus is the man!...for all u ppl sayin this is dsrespectful some of the clips to have messages it jus in a funny way

[trooperjoe73]

-Nigga feet is RRROOUUUGGGHHHH! Bitches don't like that shit my nigga!

[Pastorblunt187]

I'm Fin'ta get tha escalade on ur motherfuckin ass!!!

[Mileaminutetp]

Nigga WATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAne Im sayin mane. Let me be an extra in nis shit cause mane yall is funny as hell. Ya boyz Is so straight faced and I know yall real niccaz so yall aint goin through rehearsals in shit.. LOL nicca give JESUS the escalade... Inna minute MIle A Minute

[Mrlatereg]

"for real my nigga, yall niggas gone be on my dick then again watch"

lmao

[DangerouslyTwisted]

omg theres no respect for the lord these days.. lOl

[CALICOTV301]

1. Im sure the lord has a sense of humor

2. It's comedy

3. What is he doing besides saying words?

4. What does comedy have to do with lack of respect...imitation = flattery.

So it's fair to say that he may not respect you because he's not imitating you.

[Melanatedone]

WTF! I am going to go to sleep dreaming this damn Black Jesus song... LOL!!

[kanehotdog14]

lol, same, shit be cash

[nickperil]

Does anyone know who plays Black Jesus in these videos?

[YoungYahtz94]

i dont kno his name but i kno its the dude from the tubesteak vids

[nickperil]

I found out he's a rapper named Slink.

[33jhp]

Yeah his name is Slink, this guy is funny as hell! He does stand up, too. I saw him perform at the comedy union club in L.A. recently, HILARIOUS!

[meak911]

G'sus

Gansta

[funguy29]

that jesus dude is talented

[SOUPERVILLIAN]

OKAY WATCH....

[AGRACUTA]

this needs to be a real show on tv or something.

[imsayintho]

na we need this in small doses. a tv show would be at least 20 minutes long, and even that would be too much. people would die from too much laughing. like that boondocks episode with shaquoya peterson during the 24 hour parkers marathon.

[BigBlunt75]

The Jesus freaks would get really mad

[perri6]

And? LOL

[DrMinParaguay]

It doesn't get much sicker than this. All you public school idiots must love it.

[AceJ1995]

@DrMinParaguay Sure preppy white boy

[angelluzdomini]

Is he speaking english? LOL

[aaron81190]

im finna get this escalade on yo ass my nigga, ok watch.....hahahahaha

[OneLoneLegend]

my crop... lol

[martyregal]

I just lost my God Damn mind.

[tnj2323]

I love how in all these videos, his "boys" ALWAYS ignore him, LOL!

[Therappingsanta]

haha so true!

[blackjesusnation]

@tnj2323 i believe they "ignore him" because their high as a kite

[31md1974]

That's the point, it's meant to show how Jesus talks to each of us but we end up in certain situations because we block him out and don't hear him.

[sparklesjen]

Jesus is coming back in an Escalade I am sooooo down!

[brandonnowak]

4soundmoney, r u a fan of black jesus?

[pyucku]

ive been youtube fort two years why im i just finding the funny-est shit i seen in years,

[Lomns]

Oh no

[robynsegg]

"My feet is ROUGH! Bitches don't like that shit." He's right... we don't.

[stylespeniro]

your a wmoan not bitch right

[robynsegg]

Thank you for correct me! I really appreciate that! {{{{^_^}}}}

[lilc21341]

lol to dat

[gabbz006]

im sooooo weeakkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omggggg

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooo

[4soundmoney]

Hallucinations 14: 3 says:"And da Lord Black Jesus will return, ridin in a big rimmed red chevy wit da twelve apostles crammed in da car wit him. Also, da two hos, Yolanda and LaTesha are sittin' in his lap, playin wit his dick. And he will drive by all da evil doers who did bad and shoot up der houses and kill dey kids an shit. And I saw,and look! A lizard wit a lamb's head smoking crack came out of da sky an said: 'Praise Black Jesus! Cause of him all we niggaz are gettin affermative action!'"

[ihsan125]

the best one

[orkasteez]

fuck yes dude once i get a new came i was gunna make a skit with a god nut screaming about loving white jesus, cause if anything jesus was brown white jew curls not white as all fuck white sright hair...lmfao 5 stars

[APinchofLaughter]

his chariot tho...hell yea!

[NiinaSymone]

LoL! At was laughing hard at that too.

[PLANETCOOLTV]

he says "my nigga" and "nigga" alot

[Elusive25]

you don't say

[DaWarriorSet]

the intro is "triple stage of darkness" learn about it. the vid was hella funny too

[kwicksandz]

Nigga please!

[MataYungn32]

I know this wasn't what Huey had in mind as Black Jesus... lol

[Telishaiscool]

I luv these videos !! make more of them now!!!! come check out my videos too just type in  telishaiscool hollaback......

[mprvs81]

fenna get that escalade

[MoneyOverZombie]

lmao i like how nobody talks to him

[mastshke]

this makes me want to go to church right now.

[nicki138]

Black Jesus is killing me softly with that damn bluetooth headset!!

[FLERT145]

black jesus huh lol this niggas crazy

fns allday holla

[SuperiorLight]

Could he say nigga a few more times?

[SDot10]

shut up nigga

[killinchris13]

Yo SDot10....nice my nigga lol.

[YoungReizy]

its called satirical humour

[Warlock734]

no i have no shame, thats why i'm marking your semi useless bitch ass punk ass stupid ass comment as spam

[Razhell]

haha the dude on the right is lost

[piloteer73]

im finna get the escalade on yo mothafuckin ass

[dlee4she]

radial tires ahahahahahahahaaa

[lucidflux76]

I want that theme song so badly.

[JazzSoFlyy]

lmao...dem niggas gone be on his dick AGAIN, too funny

[ultimateuchiha1]

ok watch lmaoooooooooo, bruh this shyt killin me

[00BossHoss00]

LMAO "ok watch"

[Sladeofdark]

yo i would pay for more of this

[twinria0687]

i luuuuuuvvvvvv Aaron's work. he speaks the truth in away so otha ppl can get it.

[mirikam8]

Fuckin couldn't stop laughing.

[Zari7000]

Black Jesus you are a very nice looking man.

[kevshine]

this is pure genius

[skeezy120]

how do those guys just sit there and not start laughing?

[DoktorSick]

hahaha

this is my shit !!!

Black jezzy !!

lol

[MachinateTDK]

what is the fucking point of this? you make ur people look stupid and ignorant!! get a different hobby!!

[konyack]

You completely missed the point of Aaron Mcgruder's work. Jesus was in fact Middle eastern(brown/blacks). People see him as a great man althought some of those same people who see jesus as a great man see blacks/browns as lazy & uneducated, basically this like the guy in the video. But in fact jesus was black/brown as well.

[TaureanMikahBlog]

dick

[Youngkillacarlos]

the nigga who made it is rich he has a hobby

[lionelforbes23]

man when he said "I'm starting to feel my old swag" I bout peed myself.

[KakashiMurda]

Robinlue1008. Seriously only attention I'm gonna give you. Cause the facts that you state. Link or not are real stupid. Cause nobody in this time has seen an actual God or Jesus maybe the claimers of true enlightenment...But back to what I was saying. That I can Jesus left his bible the word whatever you wanna call it. Now I see you writing I can easily say you don't exist can't I? but that's stupid to doubt it when the fact that your writing is there. Jesus left his writing, don't doubt it.

[mmariam511]

but why are your friends ignoring you? answer that "jesus".

[lionelforbes23]

why do you ignore Jesus when he talks to you?

[PowerMacUser]

becuse there stoned as fuck?

[boondocksbootleg]

That is correct.

[RadarGuidedVermin]

Everyone knows Jesus was Chinese.

[vicmackey2008]

"Everyone knows Jesus was Chinese."

No he's not! He's Mongolian, and that is why Mongolian Barbecue rocks the shit.

[Andr3icK]

OMG NO! Jesus obviusly was Nigerian.

[robinlue2008]

ima say this once JESUS DIDNT EXIST THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE SON OF GOD. IT IS ALL BASED ON ANCIENT AFRICAN SPIRITUALITY/UNDERSTANDING OF THE UNIVERSE. DONT BELIEVE ME GO TO THE LINK BELOW

/watch?v=wLeIEvAOkyY&feature=P layList&p=DADBEDC1EF7B63FB&pla ynext=1&index=6

[bigclaibon]

I'm only gonna say this once...SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Take that bullshit somewhere else.

[robinlue2008]

"I'm only gonna say this once...SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" suck ass cheeks to the bone

you stupid shit for brains monkey. you think youre funny lol how are you goin to shut me up? did you even check the link dumb ass? im tryin to shed light on the truth and all idiots on utube do is shun me and others like me. damn people on youtube are so stupid these days ROTFL

[bigclaibon]

" suck ass cheeks to the bone you stupid shit for brains monkey.." That made me laugh so hard, I ain't even mad. You don't get it, there is a time and place for everything. No I didn't check the link, I'm trying to LAUGH and ENJOY my Black Jesus videos. If you want to shed light, good for you. I'm happy that you're enlightened. Just take your energy somewhere else. Seriously, " suck ass cheeks to the bone " was classic. The rest of your response was funny too. Good job buddy!

[Andr3icK]

ahhahahaah XD omg both great comments. Funny shit

[gazca138]

hahah you stupid ass, you can probablly say that god didnt exist before you can say that Jesus didnt. Because Jesus was a real man, historically. Even if he wasnt the real son of god, he was a man who claimed he was and actually existed.

[VBSK8TV]

i agree but black jesus is the man. ay yo word is born. yo meth where my killa tape at?

[syrensoundz]

ay man niggaz came thru with 40s and blunts...

[thorntizzle]

C'mon man, that ain't got nothin' to do with my shit.

[syrensoundz]

lol im meth so u gotta finish it. good to see man good to see some people didn't forget the true kings of hip hop. GOd bless, man.

[mankyller]

Iz he...iz he...iz he......IZ HE DEAD?!

[syrensoundz]

the fuck you mean is he dead?! nigga laying there with all types of blood comin out of his head!!

[igordenylson]

this shit need to be on bet nigga this shit i funny

[chironboy]

Happy Birthday Black Jesus!

[mirikam8]

LOL