Cristiano, como en Crackòvia / Cristiano, like his Crackòvia character

[Salvitacrack]

halaaaaaaaaa madridd y ronaldo el mejorr!

[0oraven0o]

Me tinca que ese es el panorama en el vestidor del madrid

[LegendPuzh]

jajjajajaaj La voz de sergio ramos xD

[0oraven0o]

PIM-PAM-PIM-PAM-PIM-PAM(8) XD GUTI

[Super0Andreu0Bros]

sabeis porque las chicas le miran tanto? no porque sea guapo, si no porque quieren ver de donde saca tanta prepotencia

[emayecr]

@Super0Andreu0Bros No, en verdad es porque si es MUY guapo ;)

[Super0Andreu0Bros]

@emayecr claaaroooo, clarooo... que no xD

[juanpabloaguilera]

@Super0Andreu0Bros q estupidez hablas, hay q aceptar q el tipo es guapo a

para las chicas xD, o no me digas q tu eres mas guapo :O xdd

[conimagana]

eso nadie lo puede negar precioso cristiano.

[juanito3210]

jajaja, que bien editado, se paso

[tocayoplay]

jejejejeje---chido



[Dandan1471]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA­JAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJ, el es un jugador de calidad y por ser pajuo se burlan de el JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJJAJAJAJAJA­. Lo importante es que juegue bien y de resto que sea pajuo, total es su vida, pero morí de risa JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA.. XD

[Sergiofuenla24]

a 7 puntazos y CR supera al hormonas en goles jajaja

[aehs09]

Ese maeeeeeee ta kedandoooooooooooooooo loco

jaajaja

[AndresElCaballeroso]

El quiere ser el chichi jaja gran jugador

[pro14790]

jajajajaja



[MrBuggieeee]

alexis tiene mejor musculatura que cristiano xddd ahora cagoo!

[spiketheganster]

La humildad es de grandes amico, con esa personalidad de pedante no vas a ser nunca el mejor como lo es LIONEL

[msgunit1234]

Definitivamente este sera mi rington de mi celular xD muy guapo esta video

[MiriamLoveSong]

Hasta Carmen de Mairena es más guapo que este ¬¬'

[TheNaka00]

¿A si? ¿Y envidia de que? ¿De no marcar goles en partidos importantes? ¿O quizá de perder siempre con el Barca? ¿O tal ves de ser siempre el 2do mejor jugador del mundo?

[camilo0825]

@TheNaka00 jaja no sabe por que lo dice Ronaldo en ese momento, pero la verdad si tendria envidia de ser el segundo mejor jugador del mundo segun la fifa !!

[conimagana]

@TheNaka00 estas loco o que? como que no marca goles en partidos importantes? osea que en españa solo el barcelona es importante? entonces para que fregados estan los demas equipos? pero no te preocupes que ya le metio 5 goles al barca.

[ernest9748]

K bueno

[MrChuckbass92]

what does he say somebody plz?? :)

[jesusxsalbo]

@MrChuckbass92

This is a joke and reality that Cristiano says of himself is the player most handsome, most expensive and he's a great player,and that is the reason people has envy and is booed.

That's basically among other things.

Sorry, my english's very bad.

[MrChuckbass92]

@jesusxsalbo thank you :) your english is good!

[juanito3210]

@MrChuckbass92 he said that referees dont protect him as much as other skillful players, that he has to be hitted harder in order for the referee whistle the foul.

So he said that was probably becouse que was rich, handsome and a great player so people envy him.

[MrChuckbass92]

what does he say somebody?? :)

[che6076]

hahaha xd clm jajajaja

[Skuld0Matsumoto]

Para mi Cristiano Ronaldo si es guapo,buen jugador y por demas rico pero a raiz de que entro al Real Madrid tuvo un cambio radical tanto en su persona como en su manera de jugar y ya no me cae bien ni me impresiona al jugar ahhhh se me olvidaba ¡¡¡¡Crackovia lo mejor!!!!

[javidi99]

ya ves jajaja iguaal



[7MSPVE]

0:42 - 0:47 ! 

[themarion23]

Yo creo que asta al mismo cristiano le deben de gustar estos videos

[mrpeter806]

cr7 eres lo maximo

[davidchino24]

@arq318 lo dices enserio o cuantos años tienes???

[Goldsthar]

@davidchino24 callate!!!! no ves los argumentos tan bien construidos que tiene o que?? jajaja dejalo algun dia va a madurar y se va a dar cuenta que se puede tener un jugador favorito reconociendo que hay uno mejor, yo lo hago, mi jugador favorito desde su etapa en el RM fue R.Carlos pero reconozco que Messi es el mejor y como dice Xavi muy lejos del 2º

[davidchino24]

@Goldsthar hehehe grax por tu commentario muy bueno es raro ver comentarios logicos en youtube

[asaias91]

La realidad aveces supera la ficción

[rafita241082]

@asaias91 TE DOY TODA LA RAZOOOOOOOOOOON Jjajajjajajajjajajjaa

[masacreoctava]

patetico tipo

[Malen2]

Estoy segura que Cristiano ve Crackovia y piensa que lo que dicen de el, más que ser una crítica o humor irónico, son alagos xD

[latinlover0211]

jajajajajajajajaajajajaajajaja­jajajaajaajajajjjajjaajjajaajj­aajajajajaajajajajajaaja que risa esto jajajajaj

[MaRy1lol]

Jajajajaja Guti del 0:22 al 0:24

[xxjlvmxx]

@LordEdu666 Hhahahahahahahaa mee encanta el barca pero messi no hiso un coño en el clasico solo dejar k lo tumbaran y gritarle al arbitro

[juancarlosPISFIL]

este cristiano para chileno de poblacion jaja guapo dice el perla no se acuerda que comia basura cuando era chico y trabajaba en la calle con su pelota el weon es un resucitado

[wesone281290]

que bueno crackovia jajaja aunque sea un chulo, razon no le falta

[crdg82]

El futbol se juega con los pies no con la cara imbecil!!!!

Dedicate a ser modelo entonces.

[XQYrCDV11]

Jaja es algo chulanco el tio. Buen vid

[rosaofelia25]

jajjajaajaajajajjaja ese Cris  que lindi

[veriithaa]

(: ME encantooo!

[fer36658]

buenisimo el videoo :) sii es el mas

guapo

[oscar25vazquez]

pero ya dejando de mamadas si es el mejor

[supersiul10]

jajajjajajajajajajajajajajaj que buen video jajajajaja me rei como nunca jajajajajaja xD

[baixaki349]

Se mas humilde cristiano

[raicuaza12]

aaaaa kien no recuerda al Guty ese era mi personaje favorito

[AeroChica]

Jajaja, qué risa con estos del Crackovia XD Pero es cierto que Cristiano es guapo, rico y gran jugador. Hala Madrid!

[hujorke]

Crsitiano = casi messi

lo dice la

RAE

[dockiethewizard]

jajajajajaajaj

[neotenyhd]

las paabras que odia ronaldo : MESSI MESSI MESSI JAJAJAJA

[diego1331jose]

eres el mejor este video si que esta buenisimo me rei mucho....muy bueno el personaje de crackòvia es muy comico y soy fanatico de cristiano ronaldo que para mi es el mejor

[tutorialessimonv10]

@diego1331jose Jjajaja el mejor es messi, 3 balones de oro mientras la diva de cristiano tiene solo 1

[FeluLescano]

@diego1331jose a mi tambien me gustaria que cr7 sea el mejor pero bueno con messi no se puede xD

[lenko17]

mira soy del madrid a muerte pero me he partido la polla con el video asi de claro jajaja

[thejavitec]

K mentira dice ???

[ppg141]

MESSI, MESSI

[VideoParodiaMix]

Yo también me siento envidiado por ser rico, guapo y buen jugador! jajaja

[aeol92]

jajajajajaj

[nemesis7318]

jajajajajjaajajjaj

[emiblindside]

pim pam pim pam pim pam jajaja

[balsata]

De la risa ajajajjajajajjaja



[1985nels]

jajajajajajaj



[iclark2400]

@1985nels hahahahaha :D

[nicopardusky]

cortaste la parte que baila Sergio Ramos ¬¬ la mejor parte del video jajajaja

igual esta muy bueno, muy original!

[darioboek]

Comparativa:

Humildad: Gana Messi

Físico: Gana Cristiano.

Simpatía: Gana Messi

Bellaza: Gana Crisitiano.

Mejor jugador: Cristiano. (Messi juega en el Barça y es el mejor del mundo pq juega con Xabi e Iniesta que le hacen lucirse. En la selección argentina qué hace Messi, nada...)

Cristiano pese a jugar en el madrid y haber perdido la liga el año pasado fue pichichi.

Que no sabe ser prudente con las declaraciones. Cierto

[soypro23g]

Me da risa ver a Cristiano en la vida real o en Crackovia, porque siempre me da lastima jajja, se cree el mejor, siendo que no es y jamas lo lograra mientras MESSI SIGA VIVO !!!

[Valhalla532]

¡Qué divertiiiiiido!

[nikolamkd86]

Ronalda has a great body but he is hideous I can't stand his face, every time he opens his mouth, shit comes out

[iclark2400]

@nikolamkd86 lol what is wrong with you...you are such a hater and obvious Messi dickrider fan, get out of here loser...the only shit coming out of anyone's mouth is from YOURS

[nikolamkd86]

@iclark2400 LOL means laughing not OMG

[iclark2400]

@nikolamkd86 don't avoid my statement dumbass...why do you hate CR7? is it because you wish you were as good as him? stop talking shit and go watch a Messi video then, and I KNOW WHAT LOL MEANS I was not born yesterday...dummy >:/

[nikolamkd86]

@iclark2400 I hate him because he is rich, handsome and a great football player. Are you happy now? ANd if you know what LOL means use it properly. Have a good day, whole world hates Ronalda

[iclark2400]

@nikolamkd86 so you just admitted that you are jealous of him...well that is no reason to hate him, he is just doing what he is paid to do on a weekly basis and that is to score goals and help his team to win trophies and titles...I think Ronaldo is a great player, and you need to show more respect and admiration to one of the top players in the world, we are lucky to have such a player along with Messi in our generation...and please don't tell me how to use the word 'lol' that is an insult. lol

[nikolamkd86]

@iclark2400 According to Ronalda those are the reasons why everybody hates him.

[B1LL1ETHEKID]

Solo lo hacen por que le tienen envidia

[kreator7gr]

I had seen this video of Crackovia long before he made these comments .When I learned about his comments my mind went directly to Crackovia ! It couldn't fit more !!!

[iclark2400]

@kreator7gr do you know where I can find these videos with English subtitles or dubbing included? It is really funny but since I don't speak Spanish and I'm not from Europe I can hardly understand what they are saying...is there a website or channel for these Crackovia videos with English subtitles included? please let me know if you are aware of it, thanks so much! :D

[Kewban]

@iclark2400 You can find some Crackòvia videos with English subtitles at totalBarca's Channel and KompoBCN's Channel.

[iclark2400]

@Kewban hey thanks for that! appreciate it...gracias! :D

[kreator7gr]

@iclark2400 Of course my friend , don't worry . I'll send you a pm with a link .

[iclark2400]

@kreator7gr thanks I just got your PM, I'll reply to you from there :)

[angl192]

por ser rico, por ser guapo, y por ser un el jugador mas marica d la tierra

[mprmcfc]

te quedo buenisimo este video!! me rei muchoo.. :)

[panchin642]

es verdad es el mejor jugador del planeta el mas guapo y es rico ya por favor dejen de tener envidia a la gente k si ase algo para triunfar



[olicontreras]

@panchin642 envidia le tendria a messi a maradona a ronaldo oa zidane,es mas hasta kaka por susu valores morales y su calidad humana claro salvo maradona,son gente que deja escuela

[Ibrahimovic8hjp19]

@panchin642

JaJA!, PUES SI NO LO MOLESTAMOS POR SER GUAPO, NI BUENO, NI RICO!, LO CHINGAMOS POR HUMILDE!, NO MAMES!, NO PUEDE ANDAR POR EL PLANETA PREGONANDO TODAS ESAS PENDEJADAS, MESSI ES EL MEJOR JUGADOR DE LA HISTORIA Y ES IGUAL DE RICO, Y NUNCA LO HE OIDO DECIR ALGUNA PAVADA ASÍ.

[DerLokkenkopf]

Cristiano is a good Guy and Footballplayer ;)

Chill people !

[nikolamkd86]

@DerLokkenkopf That's not what he said, sorry stop defending the guy

[Fedorjesuzzzz]

JAJAJAJAJA cristiano es un gran jugador, pero tb hace reir a la gente, solo queda disfrutarlo xD

[iclark2400]

@Kewban oh so that's what this skit was about....thanks for the translation, I understand it better now. yeah I rmb reading about that in the news, where Ronaldo said 'people hate me cos I'm rich, handsome, and a great player' a bit arrogant but true also. I am a big fan of CR7 and I think he's a fantastic player! this spanish show is hillarious though, just wish it came with subtitles so I could understand every episode of it :D

[gmasfe]

@iclark2400 look for totalbarca channel on youtube, you can find there some crackovia vids with english subtitles

[iclark2400]

@gmasfe thanks for that, I will check it out now...this show is very funny even without the subtitles, cos I can roughly guess what they are saying to each other...the guy playing CR7 is funny, but he portrays him in a bad light as Ronaldo is not like that at all, only a little bit...lol

[iclark2400]

what is the guy saying in this video? I don't understand spanish, wish there were some captions in English...well it seems to me like this program and that actor is making fun of Ronaldo's sexuality and potraying him as a gay person? that is so untrue, he has a hot gf called Irina Shayk and she is a Ukrainian supermodel now working in the US!! Ronaldo is anything but gay, he is too cool and classy! best player in the world, this year I am sure he and Madrid will win some silverware! CR7 is BOSS

[Kewban]

@iclark2400 It's just a parody when CR said he is envied cause he's rich, handsome and a great player.

[deronelh]

@iclark2400 learn spanish dull, anyway you didn't understand anything about that video.

[iclark2400]

@deronelh I am trying to learn Spanish but it is not an easy language and I'm taking any classes at the moment but maybe in the future I will cos I do find Spanish to be an interesting language...it's not my native language though, so I'm sorry if I couldn't understand this video well, I'm still picking words up bit by bit and thank you for your motivation to learn spanish :) p.s. I am not a dull, that hurt :( lol

[iclark2400]

@iclark2400 and I'm not taking any classes atm* sorry typo

[Nate37982]

@iclark2400 no they are not making him look gay....he just acts stuck up on the show saying that he is the most handsome player and expensive player in the world.....and that everybody hates on him.....and that he scores all the goals. its funny hes not gay.....on the show he makes fun of the other real madrid players cause they suck and that the team cant win without him....if you only knew spanish you would bust out laughing its just a comedy show.

[iclark2400]

@Nate37982 ok that's good I thought they were making a mockery of Ronaldo on the show which would not be cool cos he is my favourite player and I'm a big fan of him...yeah I rmb him saying in an interview that he ppl are jealous of him because 'i'm rich, handsome and a great footballer' and I guess he kinda speaks the truth, CR7 speaks his mind which is a good thing most of the time! yes this show is funny, I actually like it but without English subs I have to guess what they're saying...lol :P

[Nate37982]

@iclark2400 yeah i know i laughed my ass off when on crakvokia he comes out looking at himself in the mirror and ask the mirror who is the most handsomest expensivest player ever and the mirror tells him that he is and then he asks who is the greatest footballer player in the world and then messi face comes out and says uhhhhh i dont know what to tell you........and ronaldo screams like a woman..hahahhahahh its just comedy even ronaldo himself likes the show.

[iclark2400]

@Nate37982 haha yeah that is pretty funny, at least ronaldo likes the show too and does not take it so seriously which is good to know...if you can laugh at yourself and take it in good fun like that, you truly are a top bloke and that is pretty much ronaldo....I am a big fan of him and I don't get why he gets so much hate, besides him being arrogant...if you ask me, as long as you can back it up, then its not arrogance, its pride and that is what Ronaldo has...pride and honor, and lots of it!

[Nate37982]

@iclark2400 you know how people can be hes a hell of a player....speed tactics powershots but people stereotype him...you know how people are.

[1985nels]

@iclark2400  he says he is rich, beautiful , and the best player in the world, hahahahah, wath a jerk, stuid cristiano, he is a child

[iclark2400]

@1985nels I now know what he said and it does not change the fact that he is one of the top football players in the world, he is not a jerk or stupid and neither is he a child, he just has a lot of self-confidence and belief in himself that he can do anything he sets his mind to and that is why he is so successful as a footballer and the most expensive transferred player ever in the history of the sport...also there is that saying which goes 'it's alright to be cocky as long as u can back it up'

[1985nels]

@iclark2400 no,saying that you're beautiful .......let others say that , that it's called in spain ''chuleria'', messi is better loved in spain that ronaldo.it doesn't mather if you are beautiful or not, it mather if you are beautiful inside , and cristiano it isn't.sorry tot tell you that.he is too proud of him, and hurts everybody around with his speaches...messi is more simple.and you cant say ronaldo is better than messi

[VideoParodiaMix]

@iclark2400 not a gay person... only "egotistical"

[iclark2400]

@VideoParodiaMix ok cool I thought they were calling him a gay or something, that would not be cool and lie because he has a hot ass model girlfiend...lol...it's a funny show though, this Crackovia I'll give it that! :)

[fancaballos]

@iclark2400 my ass is going to be cristiano ronaldo the boss! besides the freshness has nothing long live barca!!!

[iclark2400]

@fancaballos your ass is not worthy to be mentioned along with the name 'cristiano ronaldo' in fact it is an insult like no other, if you want to talk about your ass go to assbook.com or something and do that, and cristiano will kick your ass to oblivion if he ever heard you talk shit about him like that! show some respect to a great footballer, I know you are a Messi fan because you said 'long live barca' but please show some respect to a Madrid superstar and 2008 Ballon d' Or winner...punk!

[fer36658]

sii es el mejor jugador :)

[mrrealesdelaparranda]

este estupido q se baje de su nube......LoL.........es buen jugador pero q sea mas humilde el pendejo

[PaulitahPeke7]

@mrrealesdelaparranda la humildad no se mide en las palabras, sino en los hechos, y creo que Cristiano lo ha demostrado con creces .

[philsense]

pim pam pim pam pim pam pim pam

[cassola100]

he tranquilos va no insulteis

[eddparca]

jajajajajaja cierto cada dia se parece mas

[AndyMalkavian]

demasiado bueno xD la unica envidia q podria tenerle al homosexual sera x l dinero q tiene xD y lo tiene x puton jajajajaaj VISÇA BARÇA!!!!! _/m/

[Caxon]

@AndyMalkavian homosexual? puton? si no quieres parecer un envidioso mas da argumentos de peso....

[AndyMalkavian]

@Caxon no solo cristiano se parece mas al de crackovia xD tu tmbn te estas pareciendo a la forma HOMOSEXUAL de ser de el xD jajajajajaajajaja  PUTON! sigue llorando cristiano >:D cada dia se demuestra mas q clase de persona es xD y es una mierda xD jajajajajaaj y si comentaras algo Caxon primero prguntate... que haria cristiano?... R= llorar xD

[Caxon]

@AndyMalkavian te pedia argumentos de peso, si por un comentario mio deduces que soy homosexual veo que analizas muy bien a cada persona antes de hacer criticas sobre ella.... interesante tu forma de opinar... no te molestes en responderme, yo no lo voy a volver a hacer

[rickyosorio1]

@AndyMalkavian hey tal parece que ati te gusta cristiano verdad tanto que lo mencionas tal parece que si sin ofenderte.

[yOoLamtz]

ajajajaja qué bueno, por favor!!