Dexter - Sneak Peek - I'm a Serial Killer

[DrMalevolus]

Dexter jiu-jitsu master.. :)

[elvaelvirababe]

NOO I wanna see more!



[MikaDexter]

I just know there's something dark in me and I hide it. I certainly don't talk about it, but it's there always, this Dark Passenger. And when he's driving, I feel alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight him, I don't want to. He's all I've got. Nothing else could love me, not even... especially not me. Or is that just a lie the Dark Passenger tells me? Because lately there are these moments when I feel connected to something else... someone.

[peterrulesall16]

So that's how you choke someone. Hmmmm

[estrategacreativa]

Sick.... XD

[loydbank33]

That my friends is the diamond sleeper hold! --

[1darkmesiah1]

@Varunn1602 Shrink Wrap Season 1

[applecorend]

Certainly, one of my favorite scene!

[ocdfreak]

I remember this episode! It was great. I love Dexter, can't wait for season 6!

[MegaJohnnywadd]

Dexter is a fucking great show!!!!!!

[robstrevor]

"Im not joking I kill people." hahahaha Love it!

[xbox644]

press 2 for doggystyle xD

[malutki5200]

I want new season

[totalcbf]

Don't you just love the way michael adds a patronizing element to the scene, knowing that he has his psychiatrist where he wants him, and fucks with his mind for fun. MCH, what an actor

[rawkidd2006]

best tv show ever. michael's a great actor.

[MaghoxFr]

"this session's over"...you bet your ass is over

[joejoe9207]

that session ended alright. with his life.

[LeBronForTheWin]

lesson? dont give your back letting your guard down to someone who just told you he's a serial killer

[Sirio42]

the therapist is tony goldwin???

[SicilianGunner]

this show sucks

[Goth3m3]

Press 2 for sex.

[Usul573]

The last moments when Dexter is leading up to a kill are great, since he can be "himself" or the dark passenger is driving.

[carpediemsrce]

I'm not joking, I kill people...

[6ft2220beast]

show hasnt been same since doakes was killed... plain and simple... season 3 was the worst...but still pretty good... trinity was awesome in 4, season 5 grew on me, but it's time for dexter to get caught- no one is this good! lol

[Usul573]

@6ft2220beast

No, Dexter IS this good.

[sol20051]

This scene makes me laugh every time

[furoncrypto]

i love his devilish smile

[DWdrums25]

Hahahahaha MCH is sooo good in this scene

[stunkeybunker]

Dexter killed Michael C. Hall's cancer.

[9Riku6]

I'm not joking, I kill people =D

[CollegeExperience]

I love Dexter show much ! every new episode my jaw is always down the floor, and I'm always so nervous for Dexter, I never know who will be the one to find out about him. Please let it be Deb !

[TheSpliffKing]

hahaha best

[lucaslmgv]

That scene is awesome. \o

[TheRabbit68]

"You should try it"

Should of added.

Feels good man.

[DarthZeminus]

-I'm gonna tell you something that I have never told anyone before.

D:Okay.

-I'm a serial killer.

D: -.-

-Oooh God! Thuhhuhh, That feels...So amazing to say out loud.

D: :/ Well you must be letting go becuase i have never heard you make a joke before.

-I'm not joking. I kill people.

[Miracle67]

@DarthZeminus  very funny! thanks ;-)

[DarthZeminus]

-Huhhh, There it is again, huh.

D: O-O (staring)

-.. You should try it. I know. Your big bad wolf has wrapped up a tiny little death toll. (twinkles to the camera)

D: (getting nervous)

-I'm just kidding I disabled the cameras and I copied the files.

[DarthZeminus]

D: I don't know what you are talking about.

-Focus on your breathing, maybe you remember Megan, Carolyn, Venessa.

D: Those sessions are confidetial.

-I'm a control freek, I know. But I watched you home movies. It's amazing stuff; drgs, cons and crazy psychiatrists. No wonder you are so well versed in control issues. You've got quite the God complex.

D: This session is over. (leaves)

- (steps up and starts strangling him)

D: > o < arr,,,,ghhh,,, gh h h uh gr

[Ironandtheshizzelz]

I said out loud that i was a serial killer

AND THEN I JIZZED IN MY PANTS!!!

[goodfella21f]

.17-.20, sounds like he just came. lol.

[mir3lamir3la]

I just finished first season ! I love this show :X

[zeno57]

serial killer PSAW I eat cereal for breakfast ,lol

[MrHurricaneIKE]

Well at least they are not exalting homosexuals, they are exalting serial killers.

[Tupacwasqueer]

@MrHurricaneIKE

Amen! I am sick of seeing fags everywhere!

[VaginaILove]

WHat episode this Hm?

[mike68jones]

this show is without a doubt the best thing going on...

[Nukr666]

Im not Joking...I kill people...ahhhhh that feels so good XD

[DeeTheory]

I want to see Dexter: The Movie

after 10 seasons, and in the movie, Deb finds out Dexter's secret, and has to figure out wat she's going to do with it, kill him, take him in, or take Dexter as he is. But ofcourse Dexter should also have to find and kill a main bad guy.

[MrOribear]

@DeeTheory Crap,Deb doesnt find out he's a serial killer, and wtf there isnt a movie,before you post on utube make sure what ur sayng is the truth,otherwise some dexter wannabe is gunna turn you in his victim!!

[OTAKUDESUDESU]

Truthgasm. 

[Krain420]

AHHHHHH GOD!!! That feels so amazing to say out loud!!! :)

[SonofSivadas]

i like watching him kill people...

[Amandapots]

get all your dexter news at dexter-season-4-dvd.co.cc

[xreaperofshadowsx]

that's one of my favorite scenes of Dexter

[Unclesamslair]

how does the receptionist up front not notice dexter dragging an unconscious psychiatrist out the door?

[ZandMComics]

@Unclesamslair

There isn't one?

[InsertShankHere]

Dexter has to be one of my favorite shows. I wish I owned all the seasons. D:

[zimtower]

Dexter orgasm'd.

[illtechnique21]

DEXTER PURE GENIOUS!!!

[StlyDutch]

I dreamed about this last night. I dreamed I was Dexter and I confessed to my shrink, lol.

Too bad it went a little different.. Instead of choking him, I got locked up and they gave me a shitload of injections ;/

[ipimees]

@StlyDutch Your shrink wouldn't be able to do shit

[StlyDutch]

@ipimees Not really.. A serial killer -who probably has a antisocial and a narcissistic personality disorder- is clearly a danger to society and himself. Which means a mental health professional can go to court and get you into an institution withour your consent (forced drugging).

[Unclesamslair]

@StlyDutch It's called the Baker Act, it gives mental health professionals the authority to institutionalize you without your consent under certain conditions.

[StlyDutch]

@Unclesamslair Yeah I know, I just didn't know what it's called.

[MyChayse]

Ohh how perfect is he at getting into a choke-hold

[bluewhiting]

That scene was delivered to perfection.

[chrispanik]

i hate that so many people watch this show.you people dont get it and never will.u will think u get it but u dont.im in training

[Lycko7]

Dexter is the only show that keeps getting better for every season, thumbs up if you agree!

[Tsugandate]

@Lycko7 Really? that's nice to know... I've just watched 10 episodes, but I'm already addicted xD

[ACDC88]

@Lycko7 i dont, the second season was better than the third by far. well, all seasons so far are better than the third lol

[Hillanx]

@Lycko7

Not really with you there though, Season 2 is the best imo.

[kibyegon]

@Lycko7 just started season 1 ep 1...we shall find out if it gets better each season

[Retutu99]

@kibyegon where are you now?;))

[HolyCraq123456789]

@kibyegon little heads up stop watching dexter video's on youtube there are a lot of them that ruin the season finale's especially the titles next to this video

[nddurana]

@Lycko7 I disgree. Season 4 was far better than season 5 IMO.

[surrealIdeal]

@nddurana mimimimimimimi

[nddurana]

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[juicefl]

@Lycko7 watch breaking bad tht another show

[DokMike2K]

@Lycko7 i fking agree men!!! your fking sure! i cant wait for the 6 season

[DaN1el96]

@Lycko7 i thumbsd you down because im sick of people who beg like bitches for thumbs up

[BillyBobTS]

@Lycko7 mmm It's the best show out there but season 3 wasn't better than season 2 and season 5 wasn't better than season 4.

[NarutoFTW]

@Lycko7 hell no i disagree, the first season was the best one yet. season 4 was amazing though

[DrMadolite]

@NarutoFTW I agree, season 1 was best, but season 4 was close. Trinity is just epic and it changes the series forever when Rita dies.

[NarutoFTW]

@DrMadolite indeed trinity was great! im pooped he go killed off though haha

[str4jo]

where is this from?

[StlyDutch]

@str4jo Season 1 episode 7 I think, could be 8.

[MyChayse]

@StlyDutch Shrink Wrap ;)

[NeverWhereEver]

Hey all you Dexter fans! The new soundtrack for seasons 2/3 has just been released. Go check it out on itunes!

[jolinahtg]

i watch this show at dexteronline . org

[coperone2]

Dexter: "OH GOD"

???

I thought he dosen't belive in God!

[JustSayNoToNutbread]

@coperone2 It's an expression. :P Like "By Jove!" -- you don't need to believe in Jupiter just to use the expression. Or "Holy fucking rainbow unicorns! Is that a jelly donut?!" Don't need to believe in jelly donuts. See the trend?

[StlyDutch]

If anyones seeing a psychiatrist, you should ''confess'' being a serial killer just to see that look on his face. Don't forget to record and upload ;]

[buenossuburbiark]

i watch this show at dexteronline . org

[TwistedxSteel]

I love the creepy little wave he gives the camera, lol.

[Oreomeister]

That my friends was a proper, well performed RNC.

[TheEvilJellyfish666]

LMFAOOO!! :D

[vicemanFIN]

There was a one "funny" Dexter song in Youtube once, it was about ice truck killer but it was deleted (for a good reason, because it contained much black humor). I'd like to find it now, anyone know where I could find it again?

[jxsilicon9]

The looks on that therapists face is priceless. If I was a therapist I would keep a gun in case of crazy ass patients.

[familyphotoshoot]

Rear naked choke FTW

[cohanfly]

I'm a cereal killer

[femmefatale1990]

Even though this is one of my favorite kills. I wish that Dexter hadn't taped his mouth shut right before killing him. I wish I would have gotten to hear what the doc had to say, lol.

[lightside4]

0:13 0:23

hahaha! ORGASM BY DEXTER

[littlepigstys]

No, Im sure now its before, and its a great funny line, wish they would have included the line, hes like "this sessions over", and then "not so fast doc", hilarious....

[littlepigstys]

I could have sworn when I first saw this episode, that Dex says"not so fast doc!" right before he puts the move on Doc? Anyone??

[mivholas]

@littlepigstys I think Dexter says that after he knocks him out. I think...? :P

[hismajesty85]

great actor!!

[dianecena]

I LOVE YOU DEXTER

[numbcore]

Just put your elbow in his gut, he wont get any breath and cant enforce much power any longer

[missmarinette27]

XD et apré"i kill people!"et il est conten!

[missmarinette27]

mdr,mai jodore commen il di"...I'm a serial killeer!"XD et apré tou soulager!XD

[femmefatale1990]

one of his best kills. I enjoyed the black widow nurse as well.

[gwenwread]

ok c'est un tueur, mais il ne tue que ceux qui le méritent... on ne peut s'empêcher de l'aimer, d'avoir peur qu'il se fasse attraper.. même si on ne voudrait pas l'avoir pour mari. lov dexter.

[acrcubillos]

I´m a serial killer...

[Jackass922]

@acrcubillos I knew it.

[sumflip]

@acrcubillos

I'm a cereal killer.

[MidGroundInertia]

no, i'm serious, i kill people.

[ramzes4ever]

I love these parts when he surrounds them, and when they begin to realize what is happening, it is already too late - they'r hunted!

[atom6401]

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[BitternessBarbie94]

Ugh he's so gorgeous!

[Penguinishy]

Ive watched the first 3 episodes of this show in my forensics class, and I gotta say I love it so far. Im so close to just renting all the disks to the first 3 seasons. Shows hella awesome so far. What season is this clip from btw?

[Pickly572103]

@Penguinishy its season 1, episode 8. You should definitley rent the disks, this is a really great show!

[vikingshred]

Season 1 my friend.

[Penguinishy]

Thanks though by since my last comment ive already watched all 48 episodes of dexter. IT WAS AWESOME.

[cap5macca5jack5]

Thanks for your thoughtful reply. Dexter is fascinating indeed, its incredible to watch what he does and why he does it. Hope Michael C Hall beats the cancer, hes a good guy. Wont do any spoilers if youre only in season one, Ive watched one thru four on showtime.

[creepycrackers]

@tvshowgeek Yes! and I cant believe that Michael C Hall just lost out to the teeny bopper vampire crap at the peoples choice awards. The shows incredible and so is the cast & Im looking forward to season 5 in 9 months

[Jack1790849915]

Hilarious.

[mnhypercam]

dexter

[toyungu]

Kill the Vermin!!!

[TheGoodKetchup]

Dex, we love you.

[neil22100]

I wonder how many serial killers are out there without doind crime yet? I would love to see dexter fight ted bundy if he was alive!

[Brookethrasher]

I can't get enough of Dexter.. He is AMAZING!!

[ramarskils]

season one is my favorite. i love this part!

[ExelicaTriggerheart]

I loled - Awesome stuff. XD

[mikhail7]

I'm just gonna be just like him someday.

[Ripley0440]

Crazy, funny and scary! Michael C. Hall did a great job. Awesome episode.

[creepycrackers]

@Ripley0440 Yeah and do u believe that Michael C Hall just lost out on the peoples choice awards to that teeny bopper slop vampire movie? I love Dexter, the show is awsome and and the cast including John Lithgow this past season is awsome 2

[Ripley0440]

Awards, as always, are not for a talented one.

It's sad.

[Deelman7]

The guilty must die!

[lahnaclannb]

what season was that

[Lentokoira]

@lahnaclannb

season 1 episode 8

[spawnage17]

season 1 episode 8 - "shrink wrap"

[eogh]

rear naked choke ftw

[4fair]

today i saw this episode and the end was a masterpiece.Barbie,one day we will share a cold one

[chabab]

dexter is awesome.

[kerjan1]

1st of month will be next,,,,,mmmm

[kerjan1]

i love to eat my victems fingers,,,,,,,,,mmm crunchy

[lindacubanita1]

favorite vigilante!

[Novinte]

Way over...

[Lilly8928]

oh and YAY dexter best show in Tv history GIMME A THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE!

[UrijahFaberbeast]

@Lilly8928 Love Dexter but I must be fair, Lost is the best television show in history. And The Wire would come before Dexter also.