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  • LOL xD

  • WTF

  • And thats how chuck norris was born.

  • So thats why I was born with a rose in my mouth

  • My pickup line: not to impress you but I was the fastest swimming sperm ;)

  • XD

  • Damn I was pretty fucking romantic

  • Lmaooioi

  • Now I know the way to get it:

    1) get a rose

    2) get ready a beautiful lovely song

    3) give a rose and sing the beautiful lovely song.

    At last) You won! :D

  • is that considered as porn??

  • @MrSupaplex LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I was the lucky one to get born >:D

  • lmfao.

    

  • Sperms are like boys, 1000000000000000000 propose but one passes.

  • i like pie. (the same random phrase as this video) IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND WUT IM SAYING YOU NEED MEDICAL HELP

  • 0:16

    our old pictire

  • Da fuq? I'm in the weird side of YouTube agian

  • 0:17 WTF!?

  • Lol

    

  • Very funny

  • This is what is happening in every woman who just got laid. 

  • I dont understand how the sperm knows that a sperm all ready fertilized it? Was it like ight bro we cool here!

  • @brieman2 when the egg is fertalized, a barrier is formed instantly preventing any other sperm from entering. all the remaining sperm die so i dnt think they would be cool :D

  • @brieman2 they dont know. once the egg is fertalized, it puts up a protective barrier, keeping all other sperm (that are still trying to get in) OUT. they eventually all die. this barrier goes up within a fraction of a second. 1 sperm makes it. out of 200 million. the odds that you are you are less that if you won the lottery 10 times. amazing.

  • @brieman2 After first sperm enters - the wall of the egg hardens and doesn't allow any more sperm to pass...

  • @brieman2 the egg produces kind of a plasm shell around it, which makes it almost impossible for another sperm to enter. Rarely this plasm is more permeable and so multiple sperms can enter (twins in one egg).

  • @brieman2 Nah, the egg just makes a coating around itself once one has gotten in. The others still blindly try to get in till they die.

  • How did i get here??

    Just download App trailers and then use the bonus code 'smartingarden' for free giftcards!!! Hurry be for the fix it!!

  • I'm learning this in health and I'm watching this for health

  • but how girl get pragnant??????????

  • @carcinogen20 the fertilised egg, or zygote, devides as it moves through the oviduct until it reaches the uterus, it's then implanted in the wall of the uterus ( which is full of tiny blood vessels)

    it takes nutrients, and forms the placenta. After that the embryo starts developing.

  • wow thats imcreable how sper run like star wars heading to attack jajaja.

  • Favorite

  • hahaha , i brought roses to egg

  • Don forget close the door ! sorry for the others, bye, bye..!

  • WTF?!?!?

  • the rest of the sperm are like "WTF!" lol

  • the tail gets left behind when enters the egg

  • SobhanAllah !!

  • Swim bitches!!! 

  • hahaha..what a gentleman.

  • I need to stop clicking the related videos...

  • @tipton270 lol speak that for me too :P

  • To everyone who thinks there in the wierd part of youtube your not its life its how you where born

  • @cleopatra719 wait until you are in year 7 you will learn about it then for now just wait

  • LMFAO!!! Loved this!!!

  • hahaha... LOL

  • lmao xD

  • cool.. love it ;))

  • Happy valentine's Day lol XD

  • I like the Woody Allen version better....

  • I love it too XD lol

  • no wonder im so sexy

  • Lol! I love this!

  • LOL!!

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  • btw a sperm is just an old old old old... picture of us before we were born :D

  • ... im a 10 yr old girl and how is that meant to happen!?!

  • @cleopatra719 well since your only ten what im trying to say is dont do ANYTHING or just dont date till your 21 :D that'll work ;3 btw im 11 not even in health class and i get it i know aboout the whole process just dont do anything and you should be fine with this happening to you ^

  • damn this is like the machines in the matrix thumbs up

  • - - กูเอง !

  • شكرا يا عمرو على المعلومات الثقافيه الهايله دى

    

  • We was sat in Pshe and we was watching it and my friend went this video is so boring we know whats gonna happen then the music started and we all burst out laughing:').

  • Y do I always end up here?=(

  • im educated

  • I'm in the good weird part of Youtube...

  • this is just incredibly detailed and close up pornography

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  • Seriously classic mate... Lol...

  • Advert! :P

  • Ctfu

  • To other sperm: you mad bro? XD

  • LOL = )

  • And finally, it is a boy !!!!!

  • Wtf

  • Where the hell did it get a tiny rose from

  • Thats a guy...

  • So THAT'S how it happens!!

  • woooooow, im speechless...

  • shit.....now i know why i left my wife pregnant xdddddddddd(just kidding i am single and only 20 years old) :P !!

  • loooool, so funny ,loved it

  • LOL WUT

  • Lol

  • Lol...

  • lmao !

  • And it was a girl! Couse girls are slower but get what they want

  • :-)

  • Haha lol

  • lol

  • Lol

  • lol....

  • what the fuck..

  • And after that Barry White was born

  • Awesome, lol!!

  • did you just think of your self and that you did the same thing the sperm did ? lol

  • i love this freaking video! i laughed.. =)

  • I keep replaying it over and over in my head and i cannot stop laughing. Ive got myself sent out the room ffs!! XD

  • Thats pretty good. lol

  • And that sperm is each and everyone one of us watching ;)

  • @misstune1 i didnt know there was a matrix part 4

  • @misstune1 SAME ME HOLMES IM A MEXICAN AND AUSTREALIAN HAAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @misstune1 this is like the machines in the matrix

  • The thing i noticed was that he took the flower in with him. Thats probably not the best thing to do

  • All the other sperm: Where the fuck did he get those flowers inside a woman?

  • i like the way that sperm comes by taking a rose in his hand

  • So I used to be a sperm, now I am a functional human being. Why create fictional fairy tales where the truth is so much more breathe taking. What is the truth? Unfortunately nobody knows : ( .. I will give up so much, including my life, just to know what the truth is ..

  • @theyasin33 fictional fairy tales are created because no one knows the truth? and because it's amusing

  • im in that wierd part of youtube again

  • that sperm rite there people...is US! haha!! lets call our self lucky lol

  • skeet skeet skeet?

  • Haha our awesome teacher showed this to us at school and i couldnt stop laughing lol!!! I really didnt expect it to be sth like this but an ordinary educational video!

  • lol thats funny i wounder if that happend to my mom

  • lol this video = funneh

  • sooooooooooooooo cute

  • umm.......isn't the tail supposed to break off?

  • Awesome

  • that sperm cell is smooothhh! lol

  • That little booger is me today;)

  • i dont even like babies but that was funny as shit

  • Haha this is sooo funny! Lmao

  • lol thats how i got here

  • thats one smart sperm cell

  • lmao

  • Tht wuz so freakn uglee

  • i was looking up sex videos and found this lol.....

  • Mr.A H - W E S O M E sperm :D

  • I wish it happened like that

  • Thumbs up if ElAlonso brought you here!

  • @freeduckie you fail 

  • ElAlonso what are you doing?I thought it was about football..

  • Stalking ElAlonso was a mistake. :|

  • oh fudge ...that weird part of youtube ...again

  • Hah. A lover sperm. XD

  • Hahahaha

  • Lmao that was funny 1 of them crach

  • this is like a horror movie.

  • LOL

    

  • whats the song in the beginning? anyone?

  • คิดได้ไง

  • and that fella right there was you!

  • my teacher showed this to my class lmfao

  • this is bullshit fucking bullshit.

  • It would've been funny if the sperm was carrying money to the egg. Money would likely make the woman open up for the sperm.

  • What a genitalman

  • all I can say is, WTF?! xD

  • Lol

  • I just came from mario wtf?

  • hahahaha amazing! <3

  • lmao

  • flower ..

  • Super

  • )))))))))))

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  • The birth of Fabio

  • it means hahaha all people here today are the suvivors haha we are the winners

  • message for girls :-

    maybe we are not cool boys ... but our sperms are !!! XD

  • if this really what happen ... why i`m not cool like this right now ?? :p

  • ummm we all were sperms that did this lol

  • where can you buy this on itunes??

  • but why they dint make a game lol online sperm race first 321 in the penis then the penis coming in gate (lol) than the race is started in one race 400 players? cool right?

  • but why so many cute babys and only 1 may come in? or 2...may 3........maaaybe 4 lolol i feel the chosen one that may live!!...on this weird world...joke

  • lol i bet we all did this + what LAXfresh349 said

  • WAHAHAHHAHAHAHA . gentleman sperm . xDD

    with matching rose pa . :D epic xDD

  • how da hell did i get to this video

  • @JasonKonvictboy word... Lol.

  • The hell?!

  • what a gentalman

  • @Gamesheep11 Don't you mean...'genitalman'? :P

  • @Ducksel :P

  • jajajajajajaja........

  • At first I thought I was watching some sort of horror movie