Tali and Garrus reminiscing in Mass Effect 2

[Stadsdrol]

Tali : I have a shotgun

Garrus : Bitch please, I got a sniper rifle and I can take you down before you even know it

[vampireorigins]

I have a shotgun. A good way to end all conversations lol. Love Tali :)

[felipekowal2]

Garrus and Tali never get old

[Gettles]

I'm pretty sure that is how Tali managed to sleep with Shepard. She's discovered how to fight off infections with guns.

[killerdudecris]

I ended up fucking up my male playthrough. I know for a fact i turned down Ash in the first game when she went to my room. Now in Mass effect 2, Ash got a little bit touchy feely on Horizon and i realized that she still likes Shepard. Meanwhile me and tali were having some fun..... I'm tempted to redo my male playthrough completely, but i have to say i'm curious to see what's gonna happen in ME3 with all the romances.

[MineRescuer]

@killerdudecris the question is why did you save that dumb ashley williams and not kaiden alenko.

[xShinobiDisasterx]

And after this incident, Garrus never wanted to talk to Shepard about Tali ever again..

Shepard: Hey Garrus, funny shit at the Citadel between you and Tali. Wanna talk more about it?

Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.. *grumble grumble*

[ShowToddSomeLove]

I LOVED the elevators.

[darthdude89]

Mr.Salieri sent Tali a shotgun.

[jesuschrystler777]

the way she says "no" is just perfect

[Arusiek90]

Hah in mass effect 3 reapers are not the worst enemy of Shepard. Think about all of this girls fighting for Shepard attention ;P

[TheFlyWahine]

lol

[classicZOSO]

Tali- I have shotgun.....

Garrus- Ok....mabe we talk later, im in the middle of some calibrations

XD

[JonesyLedZeppelin]

ever wonder what Garrus thinks about sometimes? Or what he does in weapon control center? Shep: "you got a moment to talk?" garrus: "can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of... um... ah, calibrating my, uh, my forward cannon."

[Alighierian]

@JonesyLedZeppelin well, we know what turns him on, some turian chicks calibrating some big guns

[dethman32]

Garrus likes working on some calibrations with a sniper and Tali likes taking about her immune system with a shotgun. Perfect balance.

[theexile909]

Tali: I have a shotgun

Garrus:... Definitely like old times

[Nihilis92]

I'm pretty sure Garrus is a rapist, they just don't explicitly mention it...

[mykowskiis]

@Nihilis92 LMAOOO.

[karambiatos]

i miss elevators too

[ilurvebigbutts]

I love those two! They're my two favourite characters (along with Wrex and Joker) in ME!

[jediyamato1]

"I have a shotgun" becomes "I have a shot at medieval times" with translate audio on.

[emadee]

@jediyamato1 "this conversation is over" becomes "this conversation is health care"

[tubrutolity]

Shotguns: The ultimate cockblock

[Sytheking]

Shotgun... that's a pretty good immune system.

[bloodl3tt3r]

Garrus is hilarious in ME2

[PoisonWar]

I hope in ME3 they find a way to make our companions talk to one another, in ME1 it was the elevators, in ME2 there was nothing.... except a few fight scenes.

So yeah.. its interesting to see them talk to one another.

[JJalaskoski]

Shotgun goes great for immune system~

[ilurvebigbutts]

I love Garrus, he has so much more of a personality in ME2 than in ME1. Love that guy!

[bandman232]

Why are turians always flirting with quarians? lol

[penky6303]

@bandman232 They are kinda protective,well most of it so maybe they wouldnt mind taking care of quarians

[ColeVecsion]

Ahhh those two are the best of all the crews :D

[kenyoung1981]

@ColeVecsion

Ya I ran with both of them on my adept character. They give a good balance in combat.

[TheFlowerGirl13]

I have a shotgun.

[supervegito2277]

wasnt it something about garrus being veeery askactive in me1 to her? so i guess he deserved it.

[xXasumixX]

"I have a shotgun." LOL

[MachinaWeapon]

Hahahahahahaha. Classic.

[leeron111]

Miranda would have been useful in ME1..

Dammit! Why can't this thing go any faster!?

[AnubusStar]

Tali hated those loading sequences more than /anyone/.

[bonfrog]

my favorite scene in the whole game.

[italianboy555100]

hahahahaha funiest conversation ever garrus:come on remember how wed all ask you about your life on the flotilla it was an opportunity to share tali:this conversation is over garrus:tell me again about your immune system tali: i have a shotgun garrus:maybe well talk laterLOLXD thank you for putting this up

[mickeymouse14]

no garrus!! dont break the 4th wall!!

[sazag]

Garrus has reach but Tali has flexibility and a shotgun! Not a fair fight!

[MrFallout3Fan]

I love this part! :D

[Kichu0Kalamity]

oh I wish there could me more random conversation like this one between the crew-mates ! I loved all the various dialogs they had in ME1. In ME2 it does not feel like they're a team anymore... :(

[disastrous123]

@Kichu0Kalamity yeah they never speak untill theres a point of interest

[ReneIsSoCool101Yes]

@Kichu0Kalamity Maybe because in ME1 there were only 6 crewmates on the team plus you, so it was easier for everyone to get to know each other, plus remember in ME1 where everyone would gather up in the comm room and talk about the mission?? Maybe that's why... In ME2 everyone is just worried about their own thing and not about the mission like the crewmates did in ME1....I'd take the crewmate system from ME1 from ME2 anyday =/ I HOPE WREX COMES BACK IN THE SQUAD IN ME3!!

[XXGDUBSXX]

I think it would be interesting if you didnt want to persue a love interest with someone, but another member of your crew could.

[ArchTV]

@XXGDUBSXX The Normandy is a giant, flying orgy. Even Dr. Chakwas has to get some eventually.

[XXGDUBSXX]

@ArchTV I was dissapointed I couldnt in the first game.

[kevynspeed]

@XXGDUBSXX ME3 Garrus X Tali, interesting... after 2 squeals working together

[PopCultureTart]

@XXGDUBSXX that's like in Dragon Age 2 - if you don't pursue a romance with either Isabela or Fenris, they're implied to hook up.

[T0pel]

@XXGDUBSXX Yeah, last time i remember something like this was possible was in BG2, Aerie and Haerdalis. It would be great.

[BartS4177]

Garrus is a bro. "SCRATCH ONE".

[subjectzero00]

Tell me. Hey. Tell me about your immune system. YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM.

[wallhackergotdammit]

Garrus and Tali is my favorite team mates! Garrus should stop flirting with Tali thugh.... She's my shick >:(

[wii3400]

the two best partners in the game. Garrus is epic. Shepard+Tali. FTW

[CMNeirfan147]

I had reach but she had... flexibility.

[kclb58]

Maybe Garrus should tell Tali that her suit looks nice and that her waist is very supportive. Then after that he can tell her all about what tends to go on aboard Turian warships before high risk missions.

[skytop082]

@kclb58 Garrus: So Tali, your suit looks good...and your waist....very supportive *Achievement unlocked 50G: Paramour* Garrus: *looks at icon* YES!!!!!, Wait *Looks at icon again* *Achievement unlocked -50G: You fucked up* Garrus: OH SHIT-*Shotgun blasts* *Flatline*

[nocbl2]

@skytop082 lol.

[Jackpot807]

Garrus is a perv XD

[AzureBlade67]

Meheheh



[aukuse]

Tali and Garrus reminiscing?

more like Garrus reminiscing while Tali acts like a bitch to anyone thats not Shepard

[elitecrank617]

oh Garrus u just cant stay away from tali now can u

[RusawRizzoStudios]

I miss the elevators... I hope they put them back in for ME3. Anything is better than looking at a loading screen.

[Twilly159]

I have a Shotugn (means i love u in Quarian) ohhhhh *Garrus thinks of whats gonna happen >:3)

[W0lth0rn]

poor garrrus

[Veyron722skyhook]

I have a shot gun!

Errrr maybe we'll talk later.

So funny.

[redfreep30]

Why is Garrus trying to flirt with the topic of Elevators.

[NuclearUnderoos]

@redfreep30 GAWSH, you have to look at the MEANING of this conversation! The elevator is definitely a sexual innuendo for...Um...Uh....WHY IS GARRUS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH THE TOPIC OF ELEVATORS?! -.-

[sazag]

@redfreep30 I don't know if you've noticed but Garrus isn't the smoothest of talkers when it comes to the fairer sex. lol

[GarrusLover]

Tali: I have a shotgun!

[ignyoing]

"i have a shotgun"

ohh kinky

[EdikShepherd]

Why is she so hostile toward him O_o

[green123438]

For some reason I see Tali and Garrus "with" each other probably because the whole if she insults a guy she likes him thing. tell me what you think

[AkaGenya1]

@green123438

Definitely. They should let us set up squadmates in ME3.

[green123438]

@AkaGenya1 They really should that would be awesome

[Snackerclone12]

Read the transcribed audio its hilarious!

G- it was a mix of stocks we have new evidence.

T- you know.

G- come on remember how we don't ask about your life and we flew to the. it was an opportunity to she.

T- this conversation is health care.

G- tell me about your immune system.

T- I have a shot at medieval times. :D

[Puglous]

@Snackerclone12

Yeah, how the heck does that thing get "shot at medieval times" from "shot gun". Maybe it's just me, but I didn't think "gun" and "at medieval times" sounded much alike.

[ElChrisman]

BACK OFF GARRUS TALIS MY GIRL >:(

[WolfhoundMercenary]

@ElChrisman Talimancer alert?

[ElChrisman]

@WolfhoundMercenary

Possibly :3

What can I say, shes my favorite character... In more ways then 1 ;)

[digitalman154]

tali died on ship lol

[nichqsiq]

"I have a shotgun."  Maybe well talk later!

so funny

[vuur150]

maybe we'll talk later

LOL

[macnahamic]

"tell me again about your immune system" - "i got a shotgun" best answer ever!

[Wkraul]

haha :D

[sharki9876]

I love how she says it.

"Mmm No."

[DaCruHunter]

Lol, just wait. In Mass Effect 3, it'll probably go something like this:

Garrus: Hey Shepard, remember those endorsments you made at the stores in the Citadel?

Tali: Those got old real quick

Garrus: Really? I thought they wer-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

Tali: *sigh* I thought we killed that thing, what, hundreds of times now? Yeah, I remember that too.

Shepard: Time to use that shotgun you had threatened him with, Tali

[Nirukii]

@DaCruHunter

I aproove!

[krisha12]

Lol! Try using the Audio Transcriber XD extremely funny...

[YunaECM1234]

They seem to have more or less the same kind of dialogue as Allistair and Morrigan from Dragon Age Origins =P I Love Bioware =D

[Arzaker]

I have a shotgun

i have sniper rifle

AND I HAVE A COLLECTO BEAM NOW BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP

[Tassadarky]

He's got reach

She's got flexibility

[Arzaker]

@Tassadarky

i can just imagin him helping tali get jar of cookies of a shelf

and her beating him at twister

[Tassadarky]

@Arzaker I have a feeling that you've seen the "Reach and Flexability" comic by Aimo on DA too? xD

[Arzaker]

@Tassadarky

yeap

god there so many jokes you make in mass effect 2

[pburgess1]

how do you get them to talk to each other i walk around all the time and the only time they talk is when ur in a convo i get people to talk all the time on dragon age but i keep putting tali and legion togeather and they never even give each other a second look its like they dont like each other or somthing

[SithSymbiosis]

On my bro's ME1 game, he maxed out Tali's Shotgun skill and got the Spectre Prototype Shotgun for her and she was a beast so we named her Tali Shotgun. It just makes this conversation EVEN BETTER for me knowing that!

[spo666tty]

Shepard: " *snickers to himself* Hey Garrus type in 2 girls 1 cup into the extranet." Garrus: " Ok.. Well, this isn't half bad, wait, wait what are they... AHHHHH-suming direct control."

[sieghart113vn]

why is this funny ? i haven't finished the game yet :( forgot the x360 at home :(

[pburgess1]

@sieghart113vn well you might know this or you might not but the reason quarians are in suits coz there immune system is fucked and they have to live in the suits not to get sick this is the joke

[TNTLotLP]

@sieghart113vn did you play ME1? No?

You fail.

[sieghart113vn]

@TNTLotLP lol i didn't finish ME1 but i know that the Quarian immune system is screwed up

[SkotchThePally]

Well our immune system is - I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[spartaner39]

garrus is simply the best^^... tali and garrus are both the funniest in my team...i like them both, but garrus rulez! XD (romanze as a female shepard...thats so funny shit^^)

[gumball20000]

When I heard this in my game I really laughed. I love when they reference stuff from ME1, good nostalgia...

[jaknife99]

sigh i miss the elevator conversations as well, i use tali and garrus most of the game specially fighting off the last boss, ahh nostalgia.

I miss not having wrex (memories) so fucking hilarious how he calls everyone a bitch soecially benezia lol. wrexes comments in elevator were probrably my favorite. "explosions are good for you, keeps the mind sharp." "anything that isnt constantly challenged becomes weak" so on and son

[UshiromiyaReiji]

@NuclearUnderoos

I have heard it, but I must disagree.

The attitude of the Quarian in that bar is just plain annoying and she talks like a stupid 16 year-old girl that likes to date "bAD GUYS".

Tali is times superior to her.

[NuclearUnderoos]

@UshiromiyaReiji It was a slightly sarcastic comment, I'm not saying that Tali is like that quarian, and I'm not saying there's exactly a passionate romance between the two. I understand you are among those that support Tali, and if I offended you or it seemed to insult Tali, I apologize.

[UshiromiyaReiji]

@NuclearUnderoos

No, no, no, I value people's opinions.I didn't get offended in any way, I'm just saying that, as you may agree with me, that Quarian, just as Kaidan said in ME1, shows how just exactly how HUMAN aliens can be.(Which of course is NOT always a good thing.)

I do agree with you on the similarity of the situations, yes.

I only meant to say that I strongly dislike the attitude of the "Quarian teenage girl" in the bar.

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

@UshiromiyaReiji

Um, all girls like to date bad guys?

[UshiromiyaReiji]

@SUpersaiyajinjerkbag

Whores like to date only bad guys.

Normal girls don't.

[SUpersaiyajinjerkbag]

@UshiromiyaReiji

Yeah...you keep telling yourself that....

Female sexual parameters are based around what I call the "Alpha Ape" of natural selection

(like dating greasy bikers because amorality=genetic and physical strength to the feminine mind)

[skytop082]

@UshiromiyaReiji most women do like bad boys..............*Shotgun blast*

[AkaGenya1]

@NuclearUnderoos

Tali/Garrus for the win! Don't be greedy, Shepard. You leave those crazy biologically-compatible kids to their fun. You already get Liara, Miranda and Jack if you're male and Thane, Kaidan and Jacob if you're female.

Well, okay, romancing Jacob's a heavy risk. But the aaaabs....

[NuclearUnderoos]

@AkaGenya1 You forgot Ashley for Males :P But yeah, when I think about it, Shepard does get a lot of romance options...Probably because he has so many favorite stores on the Citadel, amIright? :D

[commander7890]

@NuclearUnderoos easiest damn way to get +141

:P

[NuclearUnderoos]

@commander7890 This comment was made 3 months ago...Tbh back then people didn't make many comments with (+1 me if...) or (Thumbs if) tagged onto the end of it. I actually thought people might pass me up as a troll or something :/

[desperado5028]

Garrus failed

[Shakduhn]

"I have a shotgun" xD

is amaznig how such a simple line can be so frikking funny on the proper context :P

Bioware's scripwriters can only be described by 2 words.

FRIKKING GENIUS.

[Alph4Om3g4]

Garrus is the womanizer

[Starscream3352]

Another piece of evidence of Garrus being a pimp.

[SonRyu]

@Starscream3352

Well, Garrus has reach, but Tali has flexibility

[sleema2011]

some elevator ides were good but without them it loads faster

[JoTheVeteran]

WT... WHAT?!?Oo Tali and Garrus? I never noticed anything like that going on between those two! And i've played both games twice already.

[iksarguards]

Tali, Garrus, I will pull the Normandy over if you two don't stop acting up.

[Vicc125]

@iksarguards thats gold

[winkthatnudge]

That was awkward. Garrus sounded so hot for her. "TELL ME ABOUT YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM." x3

[Vicc125]

@winkthatnudge "I have a shotgun"

[winkthatnudge]

xD "Maybe later..."

[Paool3107]

Man, I miss those talks people would have in elevators... good times...

[TheEmoomoo]

OMG!! I LOVE TALI!!! "I have a shotgun" PRICELESS!

[FallOffAClift]

Mass Effect 3 needs more Teammate convos like this!

[Inukazan]

"I have a shotgun" and that's why I love ya babe

[silverhawkroman]

yeah, she can blow me away anytime XD

[scorpio4453]

(drumroll, cymbal)

good one

[runefan213]

@Inukazan that's her fucking immune system we're talking about

[Inukazan]

@runefan213 well her immunal boosters worked last time...

[DavidGaldis]

Garrus and Mordin were my two favorite characters in the game. Tali was really fleshed out and improved in this game.

[KingLazerman]

My favorites are Joker, Tali, Mordin and EDI. In that order.

[confusedindividual]

A shotgun will bolster ANY immune system. lol

[silverhawkroman]

I always have Garrus in my missions. always. He's the most handy S.O.B. ive ever seen. Good to have him back in 2. Hope he doesn't become a NPC or die in 3, or else..... Bioware will suffer the wrath of the unsatisfied BUYER!!!! or i can just throw rotten eggs at their employees... and ill save the best for the project manager... that scumbag that appears in every vid of mass erect lol

But that aside, i hope ME3 turns out awesome, not some gears of war gameplay shit, put a lil more RPG into it!!

[limage84]

lol mass erect?

[silverhawkroman]

@limage84

Havent you seen the Zero Punctuation review of it??? XD

Yahtzee was about to say it, but he dint XD

google it, ull find it fo sho! its in the mass effect review.

Its on The Escapist site. He also made a ME2 one too.

Check his reviews, its awesome XP

[bloodravenmarine]

i have a shotgun!!!!!!!!!!

[LastZeroLeft]

I agree with Garrus on this one.

[HianJ0]

i didnt get this moments since i used miranda in all mision .. i love her butt XD!!

[HRNeXus]

loool havent see that before ^^ i love this moments

[Toggboy]

roflmao Oh wow...that is just too awesome. This is why I play games like this multiple times; for the hidden stuff like that.

And the fact that I have no job also contributes, but hey, who's counting?

[HianJ0]

X.D !!!!!!

[MagyartoMara]

lol garrus is the bomb shit x D not really hot on the new characters :S

[LordTaoTang]

@MagyartoMara ummm....

Thane, Grunt, Legion, and Jack are the shit

Heck i even like Mordin

I dont know wtf you are talking about

[Dzan999]

Flirt Fail LoL

[halloween1972]

OMG LOL! Like brother and sister =) only in an akward and anusual way but whatever. Oh how I love those guys, brought them everywhere with me.

[Luxa3000]

He has reach.... but i have flexability *waggles brows* yeah, i didnt do it with him. Traded him for thane *swoons* ahhh~ i love you thanneeee!

i have two fav. Garrus and Thane.

Thane rules over garrus. but garrus is kickass

Who do i choose!!???

[Arzaker]

Tell me again about your imune system

i have a shotgun

....uuum maybe well talk later

[gawdzila]

I miss the elevator conversations :D

Not the elevators, though :p

More banter like this between party members in ME3 would be awesome!

[RiceNinja93]

garrus' sex talk was the best

i had react, but she had flexibility :D

[Stellerman7]

Actually, he had reach

[Raffachan]

oh elevators..you poorly disguised loading screens..

[FreemanicParacusia]

They could've at least made the walls move by faster so it felt like we were getting somewhere...

[KogashiwaKai]

I miss the elevators too.....

[NekroDynamics]

I had reach, but she had flexibility.

[oblivionerd]

Tali has a shotgun. Don't fuck with her.

[Luxa3000]

@oblivionerd isnt that Aria? i mean Aria has one simple rule, Don't fuck with Aria. I mean c'mon. its really simple to remember. if you dont you die. O_e