Mario Lopez Cooks with Sandra Lee (Part 3)

[angelsite285O]

You don't serve cupcakes on top of a cake! You serve them alongside! Same for the cookies!!

[Michelleyboo18]

It looked like a children's cake (not a bad thing in itself) and she mentioned that children could do it, so I will think of it as a children's cake (to protect my sanity).

[FoxHound109]

Why can't the dog go potty on the cake? It's a pretty shit cake already, it's not like your unfortunate victi-- AHEM, "guests" would be able to tell the difference anyway, Sandy.

[12caredee21]

this most beautiful cake i am cry

[Terrissa1000]

Poor Mario... I will never look at him the same

[hitherefriendly]

cake wrecks brought me here

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

So she bakes a cake and puts cookies and cupcakes on top, what the hell is the point of that, its either eat cake or cookies sandy! make up ur mind you drunken lush lagoon

[liveforevr18]

this was featured on cake wrecks. that should tell you something.

[peekaboots01]

If you're not into baking, you could just buy a really nice cake with the money you would spend on a sheet cake, a round cake, cupcakes and cookies.

[wespolly]

Seems like we have a winner for "1001 ways to cancel a wedding".

Anyone that considers this heaping, tacky pile of shit a "$500 cake" need to get their priorities straight. D_D

[mistresschimera]

I would cry if I got that cake for my birthday...then I'd pick it up and smash it.

[xKaoKaox]

$500 for that? yes way!

[cupicaik125]

Is this bitch for real? Did she seriously tell us to buy pre-made cakes, pre-made cupcakes, and pre-made cookies and put it all together and ta-da? All that cake is missing is crumbled oreos on top, another layer of frosting with sprinkles and a generous amount of maple syrup.

[Gargess]

@cupicaik125 That's her schtick.

[JennieRose8]

What drives me nuts about her is that she thinks all her ideas are "fintastic." Sorry, but I've seen better in Woman's World magazines.

[PrimaFacie2]

glad to hear Sandra has standards - adding smiley face cookies would have just been in poor taste... unlike stacking cupcakes on top of a sheet cake.

[mrbrandon71]

@PrimaFacie2 roflmao!!!

[Faesome]

I'm just gonna go over here and drink all of Sandra's vodka and try and erase that tacky-ass cake wreck from my memory.

[pseudocaveman]

Holy clusterfuck, Batman. It's like they simply couldn't decide on a theme, so they just put whatever the fuck they wanted on it.

[heartx3jess]

it's cookies on top of cupcakes on top of a cake on top of a cake. I think she was drunk.

[greenyawgmoth]

@heartx3jess if ever you wonder if aunt sandy is drunk, the answer is yes.

[mediate27]

....Shoot anyone who thinks they should pay $500 for that. And then take their money, because obviously they have some cash to spare.

[thewintersongs]

I love how he just keeps avoiding saying that it looks like a 500 dollar cake.

[mexicanJAHmerican]

OMG.....Ugly Ass Cake!! Go to a decorator! Its worth the money! Or have crap cake!

[alyssa7909]

...more like 500 pesos...

[greenyawgmoth]

@alyssa7909 I wouldn't pay 500 Zimbabwe dollars for this.

[thegreatCOOPS]

weddings? seriously?

[Transformergirl]

Why would she ruin such a pretty sheet cake with all that mess! D=

[meowza6]

Sandra Lee must be stopped!!

[JennieRose8]

I agree- Mario is "so cute".  But the cake isn't. LOL

[LordLegless]

This shit belongs on cakewrecks.

[thegreatCOOPS]

@LordLegless it is

[wakefield10]

omg this is hilarious really got me laughing.

[teresamh1277]

CAKE WRECK AHOY!!!

[BrittLay]

Wow, what shit!

[d3m0nm0nk3y877]

And Mario Lopez made me laugh in this video, the way he sounds all excited and stuff, haha it's hilarious.

[d3m0nm0nk3y877]

Damn Sandra, Mario probably felt terrible lying to you the whole time, and just shoving random cookies and throwing sprinkles all over the place. Well, he's a good actor, AND WHY THE CUPCAKES JUST RANDOMLY SHOVED ON TOP!?!?!? What is the point of putting cupcakes on top? They're just going to be taken off and eaten anyway, so why not just serve them separately? Same with the cookies. The sprinkles, eh I'm okay with that, but overall, this cake is horrendous. Good job Sandra, good job.

[VLM123]

EMBELLISHMENTS? They're SPRINKLES, bitch! LOL She's completely USELESS!

[insancipitory]

eating frosting from the can is more dignified

[mykeethedemon]

mario lopez is like my annoying cousin XD hahaha

[yamahacasey]

i think she is sleeping with the head of food network

[ChanShelly]

"The dog cannot go potty on the cake."

[xKaoKaox]

yes that totally looks like a 500 dollar cake. yes to the butterfly and ugly dog, but the happy face would just make the whole thing look tacky, good call!

[xKaoKaox]

ps: just because you are ok looking doesnt cover up the fact you can't cook lady!!!

what a joke

[OkBellaOk]

"You don't have to do all the work, but you get to take all the credit"

Who would want to take credit for a cake that looks like that? Not me.

[neoncastlebleck]

Smiley-face? You worthless imbecile. You think this is some white-trash, podunk, grocery store cake we're making? Fuck no. This is classy dammit, this is a cake for royalty. Its icing is refinement and its filling is sophistication. This cake is going to be worth more than you make in a year, you loutish, backwater, philistine.

Now, if you wouldn't mind not proving yourself completely incompetent, pass me more cupcakes and smiley-face ladybugs.

[Gisburne2000]

If you loved your kids with as much love as went into this cake, they would be taken into care to protect them from emotional neglect.

[Philosopher0926]

I'm stunned, she made it over two minutes without a cocktail.

[TaterMySalad]

im gonna do this for my wedding cake so I won't have to get married.

[SredniDole]

are you shitting me

[mojopiepiper]

I couldn't believe this was true! WOW what a misinformed woman! I cannot believe anyone would think that is a "decorater Style" cake.. Get real Sandra! I'm glad you aren't my cake decorator.

[classirox]

Jeez, Sandra's obviously keen.

1:02 "You are so smart, your girlfriend is such a lucky little thing, good for her!"

1:48 "You are so cute, you're like a little kid... I love /you/!... You /are/ a messy little kid ;D"

[robyntheslug]

It's made with love. Well, at least it has something going for it...

[maychen]

Everyone knows you don't use blue icing. That's cake decorating 101. I'm not even going to mention the rest of this because it's already been said.

[sydneyjewels]

Nice Cake Wreck, Sandra Lee. Nice Cake Wreck.

[PeterEsquire]

That is a priceless cake. As in no one would buy it.

[utaki]

O_o It's like watching a trainwreck...

[logangb]

Couldn't you just FEEL the love as she smooshed those cookies into that cake and threw those sprinkles all over the place?! I know I did.

[JClover2]

Yep, tacky is a good word for that cake! My teeth are falling out just by looking at all that sugar!!!

[jwillia852]

She loves cakescapes

[lianne4000]

Wow! That is one disgusting disaster of a cake! YUK!!!

[NickyIckyPickySticky]

that;s not a no bake cake that's just buying one

[alefaye]

what is her obsession with sticking crap on cakes? personally the idea of eating soft cake and chunchy cookie together is gross. and what's the point of putting cupcakes on it? if you want to serve cake, serve cake. if you want to serve cupcakes, do that. she's so pointless

[Faygo069]

What? $500 this cake looks like? It looks like $1,000 cake!

[riehead]

I like that she draws the line at the walmart smily face... because you know... that would have been tacky.

[sweetbrista]

Girl, you crazy.

It would be a cute idea to let kids decorate with sprinkles & things at the party but what the heck is up with the random cupcakes on top? Adds nothing and looks dumb.

[monapropertygirl]

Aughhhhh oh godddd

Thank you. Thank you for the incentive to go out and improve my cooking skills. D:

Ughh that cake is so tacky. I have to admit that I appreciate Sandra's obvious enthusiasm but in terms of skills, um no.

(But on the plus side that Mario guy is hot)

[KK0973]

ummm..is this bitch serious?!??

[SolutreanPride]

test

[RylanTy]

The cake looks ok but it doesn't really scream $500. I'd only pay $500 if Sandra comes with it.

[dgamez3035]

ahahahah, these comments are too funny....these cheer me up, love it!

[jppuertorico85]

those poor cakes...there was nothing wrong w/ them before she added her fuckery! That makes no damn sense...

[picantesworld77]

rotfl..........ha ha ha before she added her "f"ery lol.

[asweetsuccess]

OMG...this is terrible!!! I am not sure I would pay 10 bucks for that mess!

[browniemiss]

sad

[KatsuyaKaibaChan]

If that is a 500 dollar cake, there better be gold in that damned thing.

[Terribleboar]

D:

What an awful thing

Mario: awful thing

Sandra: awful thing

Cake: awful thing

The show EXTRA: awful thing

[vespalady402]

this is the kind of shit i would have made in 2nd grade crafts. why does she have her own show?

[ButanoKaabii]

Made with love... and the essence of Cake Wrecks.

[DungeonsMcDragons]

0:58 "Helloooooo my little butterfly!"

1:52 "I love youuuuuuuuuu!"

The resulting cake looks cheaper than the original two sheet cakes.

[treeshanklondon]

all this does is display Mario's superb acting skills.

[Weltschmertz2020]

LOL.You made tears come out of my eyes from the laughter. That's never happened to me before. You are a remarkable human being.

[cherrytrumpet]

She doesn't want to put the smiley face because, it's not a Wal-Mart cake! LOL ...it's so tacky Wal-Mart wouldn't even sell this cake :D

[MrTsBastardChild]

lazy

[HaoProductions3]

omg this fucking thing is BEAUTIFUL!!! I cant wait for my wedding so i can serve it

[chibiusaoni]

that is a really, really terrible looking cake. this poor woman has no idea how bad this is :(

[John3701]

omg, it doesnt even look edible. its all sugar and it seriously has the same colors as a plastic rainbow pony doll. ew, $500 was she high?

[itakethecake89]

Yes. Yes she was high. What other explanation could there be for this abomination?

[KWalsh554]

Mario Lopez is right... it's priceless. There is no price I would pay for that cake!

[baublesawesomeness]

Dammit Sandra! Why are you corrupting poor Mario? He went through enough on Saved By the Bell... And I'd like to know where the hell you put the blue cookies. Priceless? No... I would definitely pay $500 to NOT receive that cake.

[evie789]

This cake is what you get on your birthday...in hell.

[Jellybeaner1991]

LMAO

[xelsiex]

God thats the ugliest thing I have ever seen.

[missvicky13]

Other then Mario Lopez, there is nothing in this video that appeals to me or that is as yummy as he is. This womans outhfit reminds me of something from bewitched. Crazy lady.

[emariceci]

This woman is delusional. Seriously.

[steluja]

Good thing she didn't let him add the big yellow smiley face cookie or that cake would have been tacky!  Oh wait.....

[ZZDaikun]

The video title is misleading. There's no "cooking" involved.

[Killdozer77]

On the one hand the cake is horrible. On the other hand I think she's hot. She reminds me of the crazy alcoholic women I dated in the 90's.

[skippysuki]

this.... can be... a wedding cake tooo????

sandra lee need to learn how to coooook forreealllll

[CornellLA]

wow - this looks terrible. and we need a television show to teach how to make this kind of a cakewreck?

[patmold]

MARIO so doesn't give a shit, he's jsut being polite!!!

[wolphintv]

I love how she doesn't want him to use the smiley face cookie. Why the hell did she buy them all in the first case?

[peripari]

What is with all the flirting... She called his girlfriend "lucky," she called him "sooo smart," and at the end when he's like "I love candy" she's like "I LOVE YOOOOU!" Dang, cougar.

[1814Brandan]

Isn't she the creepiest thing?

[BlkSwanPres]

Take a $40 dollar cake and turn it into a worthless cake in minutes!

[1814Brandan]

I'd shank this boney ho if she made something like that for my wedding. Some day-old Costco cake - that is LAME!!!!

[smmille1]

that..... just........ wow. i have no words (that would be acceptable to use). HOW DARE SHE SAY THAT IS WORTH 500 DOLLARS!!! AFTER SHE RUINED IT, IT WAS BARELY WORTH "FORTY" DOLLARS!! @-@......... and the sprinkles.... omg the sprinkles...... :(

[dsi1]

Thanks for putting this video up! I can honestly say that I've never seen such a cake before! Words cannot express what I'm feeling at the moment. The only bad part was that she felt the need to dis Mario's happy face. :-( Have a nice day! :-)

[54spiritedwill54]

that woman cant do anything..she is an idiot

[artanian]

"You don't have to do all the work but you get to take all the credit"

what a wonderful massage! too bad that the cake looks terrible.

[overandoverture]

For weddings?! I certainly hope not! I'd smack a bitch if they showed up to my wedding with that hot mess!

[smmille1]

that made me laugh (WITH u, not AT you) :)

[mahirsch1978]

Wow, fantastic! Another Sandra Lee failure.

[KWalsh554]

A $500 cake huh? Not even WalMart cakes look that cheap!

[kmccullars]

This is SO Awful! I would be so embarrassed if I were her!

[bv933738]

She's too sloshed all the time to be embarrassed!!!

[kvelasco1]

lol when i make a bad cake i say "its made with love", come on now , thats not even worth 40 bucks

[RK5000]

FAIL.

[localpaperboy]

SANDRA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

[js097]

what a ho she is.

[unbridged77]

I love that Mario keeps saying "Wow you turned the 40 dollar cake and made is [long pause] .. priceless" haha - As if he doesn't know what to say about what he has just helped create. I just really hope she hasn't actually made that for a wedding. - I mean if a kid wants to decorate a cake thats cute and fine- but that is not worth 500 dollars.

[apopeyesailor]

Really? I can really take all the credit?? For creating such a masterpiece. Thanks, so much, Sandra. It looks way more than even $500, especially with cheap funfetti sprinkles.

[abiogen]

i'm with suzybhomemaker... i showed this to the team at my cake shop and we were cracking up over this.

[electrifizzle]

lol this looks like a 500 dollar cake???? i think it would look a lot better without all the goddam cookies and embellishments xD

[Suzybhomemaker]

as someone who actually decorates cakes for a living, this looks like a 2 year old did it. And if you are paying 500 dollars for a BIRTHDAY cake or any cake for that matter, you're paying too much.

[Fozzbozz]

I can't stand Sandra Lee. Look at this cake ... 99% percent store bought garbage, 1% really bad ideas ... 100% trash.

[hellojessi01]

If she did this for my wedding, I would sue.

[CallMeClovis]

Can you imagine being the sort of person who enjoys this without irony?

[dlocsaeci]

I got lost at the boobs, beefcake and messy talk. There was something else going on in this video?

[dothewop]

Nice cans!

[lilmissjess99]

It does look bad but i bet a 4 year old would like it (mainly because she wouldn't be able to tell what a shit cake looks like !!)

[thinkordie]

"you can take the credit" i wouldn't want to take the credit for that piece of crap even if they gave me $500 for it -.-

[carolynlyn777]

This has to be one of the biggest wrecks of a cake I've seen in a while. Cupcake cakes always look awful. The cookie idea is ugly. Using grocery store cake does not taste as good or is even comparably as good.

I would not let her give me $200 to give that cake to anyone I know. That is horrid.

[whatthehellpeople]

Congratulations, Sandra. It looks like shit.

[idontgiveacake]

Sandra Lee's philosophy is "70% store-bought/ready-made products accompanied by 30% fresh and creative touches, allowing you to take 100% of the credit."

But from this video example, 70% store bought products accompanied by 30% of her awful creative touches gives you 100% of wtf is that?

[retrodollrizzo]

it looks fantastic? really?

excuse me food network? i'm making homemade FROM SCRATCH chicken and dumplings for dinner right now, can i get a show?

[starification]

Eh, that looks retarded.

[kamikazeathena]

I find this an insult to my profession. Kudos to kassie73 for the comment!

[ladycrim]

If this mess sells for $500, then my amateur cakes are gonna make me rich!

[gsnataly]

Why does she have a TV program? This cake looks like sh*t!!!

[elementalone75]

This woman clearly needs her ass kicked. $500!!?!?! WTF is she smoking?

[cakedesigner]

HAHAHHA..I totally agree...WTF ??? If I made this for a bride and charged $ 500.00 I'd seriously get my ass kicked then the bride would run away crying that I've ruined her day.....

[lanichols]

I just vomited a little in my mouth.

[TamathaCain]

Please. Give. Me. A. BREAK!

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

[temptedx]

500 dollars? hahahah.

[kassie73]

Good god! Is this woman Sarah Palin's sister?

[nissfink]

LOL!

I don't think I've heard it expressed any better!

[wondergrl5]

how lame is that? Im mean come on!!!

[babybelle1974]

LMAO this is the most pathetic thing I have ever witnessed!!

[cakelady1959]

She calls this a "$500 fancy dancy cake"? Are you kidding me? She's made this for weddings and anniversaries??? Are you double kidding me? If she thinks a cake like this goes for $500, then I'm raising my prices RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! What an idiot! And it ticks me off that she makes money spouting this stupidity!

[rstcharles]

You get what you pay for, I'm not impressed

[rosemontag]

Next thing you know they would be cooking breakfast together.

[misstee101]

Stop you all. Stop hating on these two!

[tyleroreilly]

hm. i dont think he seems too interested in it..

[AveMaria82]

She's on crack. I can't believe that bitch has a show.

[sing4ever132]

is Mario lopez the host for americas best dance crew?

[azn88hunni]

i feel so sorry for any children she comes in contact with. and that cake just kills me. GOD, someone spray my eyes with bleach and disinfectant, the colours on that cake are killing me. that cake must be worth like...$20 and under.

[USMCWIFE3112]

that woman cant do anything..she is an idiot

[thetuppy]

I'd laugh my tits off if someone tried to give this cake to me... Lovin your work Mario... ahahahahahah

[RazzyFoxtrot]

Man, Mario. When even Sandra Lee thinks you're tacky...

[TechnoElla]

wow more like a 40 cent cake

[mochakiss8503]

Sandra Lee is saying some kinky shit to mario...

[brickbungalow]

The Food Network is really going to hell and Sandra Lee is the devil. This is utterly worthless. More Iron Chef!

[mochakiss8503]

lmao....that's soooo true

[gyrobotZ]

Followed by Guy Fieri maybe?

[1814Brandan]

Bitch, just make SOMETHING from scratch, GAWD.

[honeyzway]

nice video